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mah nigga

this
only way to live

pay my taxes like a good 'merican!

Quit job.

Then proceed to do whatever the fuck i want. Build my dream house and get a nice car dont need a lambo or anything beyond ridiculous but a nice luxury car and suv for winter.

take one million out in cash and put it in a big pile in front of a homeless shelter and set it on fire

Clear debts, set myself and my family up comfortably for the rest of our lives, and then invest all but about 20 million which i use to fun a mercenary team to retrieve artifacts and manuscripts from ISIS held territory. I then devote the rest of my life to translating ancient manuscripts and training people in self defense tactics.

% in gold. be average american.

I'd kill myself because I'd still be depressed asf

Buy a bunch of drugs and be dead within a week.

mah nigga
but would you stay where you are or move to other place ?

Only acceptable answer

Line up several sugar babies and start fucking them every day. About 4-5 hours of fucking per day would be perfect.

>LIVE every moment, LAUGH every day, LOVE beyond words
What did she mean by this?

Fucking for 4-5 hours every single day would not be perfect, your dick would hurt. A lot.

2 chicks at the same time, man

be a whore

I'll buy Cred Forums

sit at home on Cred Forums every day. oh...

Invest in Dildo stocks

Masturbate while eating captain crunch, duh

I have a list.

RETIRE.
Give friends and family a million each.
Stash a few hundred million cash.
Put the rest in various banks and accounts to generate interest.
Spend a couple million buying property, modifying property how I want, building a modest house on said property, filling said house with nice shit.
Buy at least three of every caliber gun on the market, plus ammunition.
Buy a new truck, a motorcycle, maybe a boat, and an ATV, also a motor home.
Travel the country for a year or two.
Travel the world for a year or two.
Generally enjoy myself.
Two chicks at the same time.

keep ten mil for myself and family-friends
give the rest to charities

bribe moot to come back

Put about 300M in a vanguard S&P tracker and let it ride just incase shit hits the fan

Get a few trusted advisors, start the company my wife and I have been talking about

Buy a few summer homes

Maybe a modest home for general use

Go back to school forever

Something along those lines

Invest a few million and live comfortably off the interest. Take the rest and fill my days with municipal works projects: converting intersections to roundabouts, constructing distributed micro-hydro systems, replacing Flint, MI's water mains, buying odd land plots in inner cities and converting to micro-urban garden space, etc.

I like you

this. an user who's clearly fucked before.

Invest it in my community so as to become the unofficial ruler of the city, even region if I play it right. God Democratic America is grand

Rebuild the black wallstreet

Buy lots of land build a big house fence it all off

free yourself of this delusion before it consumes you

Give a bunch to family and friends
Buy property in various places
Go on an all day escort fucking spree (there's an agency in toronto with a huge roster of hot chicks, i'd bang them all in one day...or maybe two)
Travel the world (Ireland, Costa Rica, Botswana, Thailand, Australia)
In vest whats left over so that i can live comfortably until i die

probably build a lab of some kind and become a crazy scientist
hopefully i'll kill you all one day

Implying you could realistically spend a billion dollars in a lifetime

The sad thing is, I don't even understand what I could do with a billion dollars because I've never even had 1% of that amount of money in my life

underage af

Create a robotic pocket pussy device that when you watch porn it recreates the sensation 1/1 with perfect accuracy and vaginal texture.

Purchase hookers and blow. Rape and pillage. Spend the rest in the commissary.

I'm not saying that i could but i am saying that i can give it the good olde fasion college try. Besides traveling world first class cant be cheap. Even for somebody with a billion dollars

Put 900m away to gather enough interest to support my family forever potentially. I'd buy a comfy house, a comfy car, maybe go on holiday to Italy or Japan, then quit my job and do things like learn languages/instruments to keep myself from going insane. I wouldn't really buy random shit.

Hire every chick listed in Backapge

hookers and blow

Buy the new crucible of worlds

Buy a trophy wife and travel the world

I'd wake up from that dream and try to get a job

be dead within a month but it would be the greatest fucking month any man has ever lived

OP, I got off Cred Forums to take a shower and rest my eyes for a bit and oddly enough I decided to jerk off in the shower to this exact video. God works in mysterious ways.

>Move to Alaska
>buy a shit load of land
>build a nice log cabin
>buy every gun I've ever wanted
>Buy a Powerwagon restomod
>buy a few horses
>spend my time hunting, fishing, smoking mountains of weed, drinking quality bourbon and eating fresh ass game everyday

Move to the U.S, buy a gun store and range, buy a mansion and dedicate an entire wing to firearms, hire a financial advisor to guide me in investment (probs do that first), buy a shit tonne of guitars and a '69 Mustang.

donate it all the charity

faggot

That actually sounds like a pretty good idea user

Fucking faggot, you know most donations to charity go to the "running" "costs" of said charity, if your that retarded send me your money, i promise itll go to people who need it .... Fucking cuck

I would just keep living like i do now.

Probably keep my computer up to date with the new shit, get some parts for my car, start buying real food, quit my job and live off of my assets.

But i would keep the same house, same lifestyle. The fancy rich life doesn't appeal to me.

Kys

Are you me?

link video?

give it all to NASA for funding

stop thinking about killing myself.

Put a million dollars in a giant brick in the middle of a compound, fill that shit with weapons of various degree, fill compound with random people, watch them fight to the death.

Laugh when they find out I put anti-anxiety mines under the money.

u are a genius

I'd build my "mansion"

It's a large estate with a main building which has the large common areas like a large dining room, large luxury kitchen, theater room, fitness room and indoor pool. Then off to each side of the central building are two separate housing units, attached. Four total.

One for me and my boyfriend. One for my father. One for my boyfriend's mother and brother. And one for my best friend and his wife.

And to the side of the property a huge shop, at least 100x200. Room for dad to work on cars, and room for me and the boyfriend to do our blacksmithing and knifeworks

Buy Cred Forums and make Cred Forums great again

I WILL NOT BE SILENCED

>give it to NSA for funding

Fixed.

Get a wife like this who will cuckold me and take half my money.

Buy Cred Forums, and turn Hiro and Moot into my personal sex slaves.

the same thing im doing now but with more expensive shit

Id buy as much gun powder and fertilizer as I can find and blow myself up in downtown san fran

Spend about 5 million on a house in a nice all white suburban area. Buy brand new car and live the rest of my life off of the remaining money. And take care of whatever my brother, parents, and SO need

Buy a large amount of land in Africa between Sudan and South Sudan. Establish military party and take advantage of security instabilities to take over key areas of land that would otherwise be deemed not of tactical use to the Africans. Leverage the natural resources and create an independent state. Use state to destabilize and destroy Africa from the inside out.

Fund a terrorist organization

Would build a harem like Dan Bilzerian, only on a much larger scale. With a billion dollars, figure I could safely spend $20 million or so per year without ever touching the principle, even with very boring and safe investments. Not sure how much a full time harem girl costs. Anyone have any ideas? $10,000/month? $30,000/month?

Retire.
Buy sensible homes in California (spring), Florida (fall), Wyoming (summer), and New Zealand (Winter).
Visit every Disney theme park.
Complete my Amiibo Collection.
Buy an authentic Leia Bikini replica and find a Carrie Fisher lookalike to make my 10 year-old self's fantasy come true.
Beat my backlog of games.
Buy a DeLorean.
Get a personal trainer to bulk up a bit.
Offer to pay my recently divorced ex-girlfriend's many new debts... if she has sex with me (pretty sure she'd go for it).
Get a high-end PC.
Find a better health plan.
Four high-priced hookers at once.

Says the kid who says 'af'.

You could probably comfortably travel the world, first class everything for a million or two.

Please. Someone.
Help.
I would use the money to further my own personal interests.

A bil? Find OP and EXTERMINATE HIS ENTIRE BLOODLINE

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SWAT YOURSELF.
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shitpost on Cred Forums

Buy an apartment building near a university.
Outfit each room with many hidden cameras.
Draw up a rental contract with some tiny legal jargon stating that the tenant agrees that it's okay to record them on the premises at any time.
Make rent cheap.
Advertise to attract young, stupid college girls who don't read contracts very closely.

Voyeur's paradise.

Pay all my debt, pay for my after death bullshit. I want to be made into a "diamond" ring. Then move to some coastal city in oregon. Not into some crazy mansion just a nice cottage on the coast. Renting not own. Basically cut contact with everybody. Im assuming its all in cash so i would just keep it in a pile next to my bed/chair. Then continue drinking copious amounts of alcohol. After a couple months of living nicely i would either die of alcohol abuse or suicide. In my will i would state that i want that ring to be sent in an envelope by itself addressed to my childhood sweethearts daughter.

Have a farm with lots of dogs, horses, and other animals, and find women that either desire to be fucked by them.

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I honestly don't think he has to pay them that much especially if he's paying for their plane ticket, expenses, room and board, etc.

I'm sure that because he's in good shape and decent looking they'd hang with him for cheaper too.

Probably tip a waitress with it, hurray!

Yeah, fairly certain he doesn't pay them much, he targets the wannabe models on instagram. I would be more interested in straight up full time sugarbabies. Not interested in chartering planes and traveling to lame party destinations every weekend.

move were no one knows and say fuck the world

Buy this shitty site and hire decent mods

so nobody has sauce or

>Get a personal trainer to bulk up a bit.
You don't need to pay money or hire a personal trainer to get /fit/

Waste it as fast as possible.

Initiate a eugenics program to create pic related

nvm founderoonie

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