Informal polling

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All I want from life is a plane and somewhere to keep it. I want a warm bed, cold beer, a healthy supply of aviation fuel, and a copilot to help me enjoy it all properly.

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10q

Sex appeal mainly

My immediate goal was to get a master's degree, but I finally finished my thesis last night, so now I just have to wait until the semester ends to receive my diploma. Long term goals are to find a better job than the one I have now, buy a house in a good neighborhood with a large yard and a shed to tinker around in, get a private pilot's license, travel the world each summer with my kids until they get to that shitty age where they start to hate me.

Me thinks the replies are scarce this evening

Thank you!

I want to make half a million dollars in the next 180 days.

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Thank you!

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Medium aspirations. Safe home and a warm bed on a quiet little street.

I want to have a loving and loyal wife with a healthy, private sex life. A dog. Maybe a couple kids in a few years. A 3 car garage for my tools and a quiet job that I enjoy with coworkers I can call friends.

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I want to become a flight attendant for an airline with a presence in Asia so I can chase after the girl of my dreams and marry her. We're talking now but we're ready to be apart if too many things get in the way. People settle for second best all the time anyways.

Very nice! Thank you!

Literally, I just want to fuck a hot girl for like a month straight.

I just can't seem to make it happen.

I'm 23 and have only had sex 5 times, with 5 different girls.

The longer I go without trying to have sex, the better I feel, because I don't put myself through failure.

I didn't try for like two months. Then today, I got a girl's number and texted her. I asked her to go on a walk. She said no, maybe another time.

This shit always happens. I just don't know what to fucking do. It's like everybody else fucks but me. It gets old.

I just want to fuck a hot girl for 30 days in a row. Like the one I'm thinking about now. The one who I texted tonight. She is so fucking hot. Perfect body. Small, cute, young. I got so fucking hard just talking to her, I had to hide my boner up my shirt.

I'm just fucking tired of not fucking. I don't know who to blame. I don't know why I can't fuck. All my friends have done it so much more than I have. ALL OF MY FRIENDS. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

I'm not ugly, I'm not dumb, I'm not that weird, I have a 6 inch dick, I think I meet the criteria.

I just have some fucking inability to make it happen. It fucking sucks...

It's like I just freeze up EVERY DAMN TIME I'm attracted to a girl. Still, at this age. At the age of 23, after I've already had sex 5 times and had a girlfriend!!!!! If I'm not comfortable around attractive girls now, when the fuck will I??? Will I never?????

I'm so fucking tired of it. I'm doing well in life but this is just fucking killing me.

Literally, this aspect of life caused me so much pain and depression 2 years ago that I had to drop out of college.

Now I'm back in college, but fuck me, this fucking problem still is here. I just don't fucking know what to do. I can't talk to girls, can't hang around them, can't relax around them. I literally don't think I've hung out with a girl for more than 2 or 3 hours at a time.

I just want it to change.

Please chase your dreams and let her know respectfully! Is she's onboard go for it!!! Also thank you for replying.

Objectively there isn't a piece of advice I can really offer. What I can offer is that you have mind enough to offer a reply, thought, introspection, and gravity.

No human has one answer, however I believe based on your reply you will find an answer for you. You will suffer, I would say I am sorry but you are blessed and awesome to suffer.

Finally, thank you for replying.

She want us to be separate for a bit, which I am fine with. She want to have at least one other strong significant other to compare what she feels for me to. I am fine with that. I have other girls I could talk to for now too. She is very sexually repressed from her upbringing and has told me that I've been the only one to turn her on.

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Respectfully? Anticipate what you might call betrayal. Additionally, and perhaps most importantly, embrace change.

Not to be a twat about it, but there's a certain amount of emotional exposition and hand-flailing that is while beneficial is hard to express via the medium of text on a website that focuses on pron and cp

To make enough money to be comfortable doing a job with good satisfaction and variety.
To provide for my family, helping my son to grow into a happy and well balanced adult.

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Thank you! What age is your son if I may ask?

5

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Very influential age! If you're stable enough to express such a concern I think you'll be awesome and better than 95% of parents. Pardon me a moment to find some porn to reply to your post.

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Perhaps. They say if you love something though, you should release it. And if it comes back to you then it's love. We respect each other. And we are letting each other go. I have confidence we will find each other again though. After we have both matured further.

TLDR: I've been on Cred Forums for about a decade now and I've only ever really gotten their attention twice. Which, objectively, is pretty fucking good

Thanks user.
Making new humans is serious business.

financial inb4 jew, post gore fam.

I do admit my failure in most romantic endeavours but, when people want to/or if it makes sense that they "want to be released" it doesn't end well. Not to burden you, truly I wish you well.

Sure thing mate, forgive the lack of specification

Hmmm I guess my gore collection is lean... I have more creepy?

All the love!

no man, just trying to become even more psychopathic, this shit is good.

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Why though? Psychos... well they are psychos. Limited, I think, but no offense meant my fellow user.

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