Colorado thread

Went for a cruise for 3 hours, almost hit several deer. Fucking rats on stilts.

Damn. I've been thinking about heading out to Idaho when I'm done out here in the tundra

Idaho is nice, but I guess it's a pain in the ass moving around the state. E-W trips take forever because of the geography. I wanted to live there for a few months in the summer and just explore around but this was kind of a deal breaker for me

Longmontfag here

fucking a satan your speaking the truth
i used to commute from colorado springs up to denver
and not a fucking day, not fucking one went by where i was wasnt caught in a traffic jam due to some dumbfuck doing dumbfuck things on I-25

Arvada fag here. Rent is too damn high, gold thing that's not the only thing that's high

what's longmont like

get away from denver dude
i lived in pueblo for a while, i cant say i enjoyed that, just to many latinos who want to pretend it was mexico
but some smaller towns are nice, i hear canon city is pretty decent to live in, and so is salida

Wyoming/307 but 303/denver too...i'm bi-state ual...high!

Littlefun reporting in

where are you now?

anyone here go to the Co Springs comiccon? i made the mistake of paying for a 3 day pass to the Denver one, never doing that again

Englewood, 24/m/straight
Kik is kikyoursack

colorado spring now, i just dont commute to denver.

cool cool.. is it meth-topia, or are you living in an exempt area? lols

yeah meth is getting to be a real problem around here. fucking shit pots legal just go smoke that like the rest of us.

Here live from cenntinial

anyone have something for marissa o from denver?

centennial here too you know where Grandview Highschool is??

springs/fountainfag here

underage

I'm 20 I just live near there

Yeah, why?

Colorado Springs. Anyone ready for the ski season?

xvideos.com/video7021102/miss_colorado_teen_porn_video_long_version

I'm in Lakewood too, fag

I like this

Everyone from Colorado is a faggot prove me wrong. You homos are probably the main source of dick girl threads on my Cred Forums

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Arvada reporting in.

Fuck the traffic in and around Denver and fuck all you asshats who get into accidents because you can't drive. Cunts.

yeah, i really don't think there's any escaping that shit

Colorado Springs 719 reporting in you fag fucks. Cool to see some colorado fags here

who westminster here

Denver fag reportin. 25.

live just by e evans and quebec.

I'll say that if you reply to this post, no one from Colorado is gay by choice, only because you suck cock so very well, that you've converted so many that it seems we're all gay, and the source of it all.

Colorado Springs checking in as well. Why is it that no one does anything interesting at all in this city?

congress park/capitol hill reporting in. Born and raised here. Still live at home cause I'm a loser. It's been amazing watching this city change

>my Cred Forums

Not if you live in NW Arvada with the cows and the horses.

Are your cock sucking skills up to par though....?

hey man, what's with the hostility bro?

Male 20 Boulder. Colorado fuckin rules

she was a runner up back in 2012.

who gives a fuck, they're all whores anyways.

Until you're out of college and have to pay your own rent and bills and shit.

Enjoy school kiddo.

not hostile at all mang, sorry if I come across that way. anyway...fuck right off

First day on Cred Forums huh?

boulderfag checking in

first time taking bait on Cred Forums huh?

Greeleyfag reporting in

colorado would still rule even if I was homeless. Just looks so beautiful here.

Yeah I go to CSU so you don't even know

so hostie....skills checked..need your colorado sprgs. nubby bubbie

CSU girls are fuckin pigs compared to CU girls. I don't give a fuck about the school rivalry, it's just a fact.

Colorado trap detected

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Clearly he knows. you dumb shit.

0 fucks given. Wish there was high def footage.

i did too, and have to go back to finish 2 classes next year. stoked.
Also I live right off of campus so I get to watch them walk by my window all day. Can't wait for yoga pants to come out

I'm not that guy but I'm a student, and work, and pay rent and bills? It sounds like you're just a washed up faggot who never took responsibility while in school.

Anyone know a girl named Josephine in Pueblo

and all you do is look huh cheeto Cred Forumsoi....

Evergreenfag checking in with picture of state battleship.

who don't kno Jo Jo...ffs

true shit, you have her nudes? Since almost everyone does

I live with my girlfriend so yea. Besides what am I going to do? Run outside and chase them down yelling "Hey! Lemme holla at ya!" until they fuck me?

state fossil, you niggers

who'd waste their fucking time lol. you must be talking about a diff josephiend

Co Springs checking in

Bump. From 303
Anyone have Summer's pics?

Sure, kiddo.

ahh, i get it now...total beta fuck...lol sorry, thought you were...you know, of human importance

This wouldn't be such the degraded shithole it is.. if it weren't for all the the other states' rejects and drug addicts moving here

Dat insecurity game strong, kiddo

Because there's nothing to do in the springs but hike the incline a hundred times a year and do drugs

This.

yeah

like we need more fucking homeless here?

always someone else's fault. Amirite, user?

Yeah. John Dickenpooper for bringing them here because of pot

Live out east of the springs. Originally from pennsylvania. Moved out here 6 years ago. Colorado has its ups and down.

And that only takes about 35 minutes, 3 times a week. Pamphlet said so.

303

lol yeah...there wasn't any pot going on 'till lickinpooper

I'm doing fine.

Would you like to compare dicks?

>28
>made just under 100k last year
>got some capital investors to start my business next year with a couple of other friends
>have a place in wash park
>have a place in summit county that I go to almost every week

you go, kiddo.

what'sit like being so fem, but with such magna-max hands?

What kind of business?
>Inb4 'Head/Vape Shop'

what's your snap?

sure, i'll compare..you win, you're a bigger dick than I

>19
>Work at Google as an intern
>surprisingly make $6k a month (and you can google that, friend)
Sorry I'm not as good, but I don't even have a degree yet, sry

Greeley fag here as well

lol no, some IT nerd shit for smaller businesses, like head/vape shops.

Why? Know her/have your own?

Why the fuck would you live in pueblo. Also colorado springs fag reporting. The only time I go to pueblo is when i want to get fucked up cheap, and a guaranteed lay. Then if i'm still around i hit some trails out west in the san isabel.

Hottest freshman?

Fed Heights close enough?

I'm sorry

Colorado is the state of drug-addled retarded filth. Bums and rejects from all the other states are flooding in there full force now for marijuanas. lol

Change collecting scroungy degenerate libtarded scums on every corner "got any change!?" I literally tripped over 3 of them today walking into Little Caesar's pizza. Every highway exit has a dozen of them sleeping under tents and beating their dirty fecal mattered cover drums, with trash bags and toilet paper scraps all over the grass.

Colorado is now officially the asshole of California. lol

no, im just in colorado/interested

K.

You're still a child, so enjoy college while you can, but soon enough you'll have to pay your own bills and shit and places like Boulder become pretty pricey even if you're doing OK financially.

GOT ANY CHAENGE? GOT ANY MARIJUANA?? *falls over in the bathroom shitting himself before he chucks a needle into the needle dispenser now in Colorado bathrooms

Nice, where?

I'm near addenbrook park

>Insults Coloradans
>manages to shit on himself in the process by admitting to eating at little caesars baked cardboard.
>carries on his little rant

>Asshole of california

Nigger thinks an asshole would be is 700 miles east of the body.

Your thinking Mexico.

GOT ANY CHANGE? GOT ANY CHAENGE? MARIJUANA. GOT ANY CHANGE? ! GOT ANY CHANGE

this.

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Are you even native to Colorado?

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Broomfield / Westminster reporting

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Not technically, I was born in Texas but I moved to CO at like 6 months old. So even though I've been here 21 years, I cant technically call myself native. No.

i believe i've seen this faggot panhandling at an intersection exit before

quality meme m8

>mfw your typical Texans l0l

Haha

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you forgot to put a weed nugget in there

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I went to high school with him. He'd bum cigarettes off nearby construction workers and probably sucked a few off

apert syndrome

low quality shoop

how many coloradofag homeless niggers wanna suck good'ol donalds dick for a hand full of change?

suck my big long white donald dick for some marijuana

steamboat springs master race reporting

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ITT: big fat retarded colorado weed smoking neckbeards

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on Smoky Hill with a half ounce of tree

faggot

aurora here, someone send help

englewood reporting
what do you guys think of sundays on Federal?

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>i made the mistake of paying for a 3 day pass to the Denver one, never doing that again
why?

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do you know how many Marrisas there are in Denver?

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mexico

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Your hockey team is garbage fam

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>Little Caesar's pizza
kys

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no Molly H?

kek a furry
>kys

congrats Cred Forums you've made me ashamed of being from Colorado

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And now I don't feel safe in my own town.

My Highschool, though I attended long before they even rebuilt it to what it is today, and what the media saw. The one I went to looked completely different, and wasn't nearly as big.

you mean this?

the best animal is a dead one

mc nuggets are the best, kill baby chicks

Hey... now don't say that, I have autism and I am a furry. The best partner you can find will have a big throbbing red knot. Colorado furries 2016!

No kidding. Should consider finding a state worth moving to since Colorado is turning into a shit hole. We need California and Florida to legalize so a good portion of the trash coming here can fuck off.

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And all CU girls are riddled with STDs. What can you do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is what your typical Colorado woman looks like. A huge fat pig who eats even more after weed makes her hungry. lol

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Lakewood/ Littleton reporting in

Yeah, this, sadly.

Anyone got any sweet colorado nudes? Especially from castle rock

You can thank John Dick-In-Pooper for letting in all the weedfags

diseased chubby Mexicans look out.

yeah, we heard you the first time

Growing weed for a living. gotta love Colorado.

You faggots need let this shit thread die.
Quit bumping it
>sage'd

yeah, and you probably aren't even native.
gtfo

bump, because fuck you

Not from Colorado but the Avs are my boys!!

Arvada here. I would love to live on the NW side. Too poor tho.

nooooooooooooope. moved from the east coast when they legalized got a huge ass plant count and started shipping that shit all over the country
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Hey! I live in Castle Rock!

Great seeing all you other Colofags up this late. Why are you up?

nice man. did you go to school there?

I work like 2-10pm. You?

work midnights in denver

what you guys do for a living?

Nope, night a house up here. Moved up from the Springs.

Baby woke up

Brakeman with Union Pacific

Oil and gas logistics. You?

Nice, I grew up in Larkspur

I'm a teacher for HS kids in an after school type extracurricular thing (can't be more specific because it would be easy to ID me if I did, haha)

I used to be a wellsite geologist, but couldn't rely on the hours with oil prices the way it is now

I'm so fucking lucky... I can't believe how things have gone. Seen people all over have to change.

a big part of it is that both the oil company I worked for and the small geology consulting company I worked for never picked up any new leases, rigs, or contracts. They just kinda let themselves run out of work

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I'll do one last bump