Waifu claiming thread

what's up?

Best Chibi claimed!

oh nothing, there is a bloodmoon tonight! it is actually very neat. you should check it out if you live in North America

his waifu

hello

Have a playlist
youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6YZkeWa4hQXc7HOrHmWXofjI1qEiq_Tb
Its always too cheap to be real. And always needs more work. People lie like shit on private ads.

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>Mostly 80s to 90s music from what I see
My nigga
Doing good chefbro?

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The guy didn't even lie. It was just one small mistake I made that led to a chain reaction of shit failing catastrophically. I'm just glad the engine still runs well!

ok so you are saying the rest of the threads on Cred Forums are NOT autistic? what are you trying to say?

youtube.com/watch?v=z2IiqmGLkJ8
>cute gif

I think i know my first command

trying to look out my window right now. which direction is it

Faggot

>be me
>take a break from Facebook a couple weeks ago
>tell friends when I get back that I'm much better
>pretend to be happy the entire time
>have been pretending months prior to the break I took
>only told best friend and they don't know what to do to help me

Wew lad I fucking hate myself for my issues

i'm so tired I forgot to attach this ._.

Going to sleep. Good night, all.

Claiming Felix

What?

Thanks
Goodnight
You need to post and keep posting the picture that i sent you.

Just got home 20 minutes ago. Nearly had a whole bag of Doritos while drinking a coffee.
You have a habit of breaking your vehicles now. Its a curse.
youtu.be/XXS3XZwPaEk
>i have a lot of cute gifs
Good to see you in thread again.

Faggot

Fine first of three

I feel ya. Unfortunately at some point you'll have a moment of weakness and let this artificial persona down. From then on, being asked how you are doing is becoming challenging to answer

Are you sure you don't want to talk about it, Kitten?

This is basic shit though! Like, a key ignition shouldn't break like it did! The guy shouldn't have pulled off the wire! The radio shouldn't have been affected in ANY fucking way!
>I still love this car despite the huge headache it's giving me
>I actually raced a Mustang on the freeway coming to work today
>He won, but I was keeping up decently well considering my car is 23 or so years older!

>Wew
Syndra sure does have a lot of sex slaves...

Woah that's a wierd combo. Work been good?

Miho claimed

>POMF

Perfect.
2 is not a lot.
Unless you want to add to that.

I don't know what to begin with honestly

Talk to me on telegram and I'll get out what I can

Hi Miho. I'm thinking about going to bed soon, assuming nothing comes up.
How are you doing?

Ok. I just got up about half hour ago. You?

As tempting s that is, I think I'll have to pass today.

Messaged.

Pretty good. Just tired. Woke up early today because noise.

Ooh, very nice.
Thanks. I try to show up, from time to time.
>indeed you do
youtube.com/watch?v=alo7A0NLmxU

goodnight

Messing with electronics fucks everything over. Fuseboxes are delicate. Especially old ones.
It was kinda quiet.
Thats good to know. Im guessing only certain people answer back?
>I have a couple of lewd ones that I rarely post
>1.5 lewd is still lewds
youtu.be/JaorDsTgFYE

Thats no fun. I just have trouble sleeping cause of the heat.

All the fuses were fine though! Me and my dad checked all of them!

Fortunately it's quite cool at night here, so as long as i'm not totally nocturnal, i can usually avoid that problem. Certainly an annoying issue though. Not a lot you can do for it.

Fair enough.Cant expect everyone to sign their lifes away.

Bumping

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late night claimu

haven't been on in a while so how is everyone

It evening kill me right now. Almost 90 in my room.

Um over that way

it's over 100 degrees where I am.

It's 110 where I am

Do I win anything????

good grief. is it at least daytime? it's literally midnight here.

Sometimes. There are a few in particular I may expect a response from, yes, but not all the time. Which is fine. I often have little to say, anyways.
>they are all very nice
youtube.com/watch?v=wgPkVj_2mYo

No I was just kidding. It's 2am in Houston tx. Not very hot outside right now. It's like85

62 here.

Hana Song

disgustingly unfair.

ugh. you suck. I'm in arizona, and it's way too hot, all the time, always.

shitty

ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I was in Prescott Arizona for few weeks visiting family. I like it.

it can be nice. I think prescott is a good area more often. I am not there though.

youtube.com/watch?v=TR3b3BjLQiI

youtu.be/Z0Kt2y6-9OQ

youtube.com/watch?v=MSRN3hjzVkQ

same in az like in july most of the month was like around 110

you know what

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Good morning.
Sorry for leaving so suddenly.

Snek

Geez. That sucks. Way too hot.

Don' worry about it. How was it?

what was that thing you said about your past you didn't want to talk about but i said i would bring up in a week or so

is that from the manga, if so now tha i look at that it looks kinda lazily drawn, been like 2yrs since i read it

gonna post without pics
>hikage

It really does.

It was... a thing, I just played my 3ds most of the time.
I had a chocolate bar and it reminded me of you.

Was it with your family? I wish I had a 3ds, it seems fun.
What games do you have for it?

That's sweet

I don't remember and even if I did I aint gonna remind ya. It is from the manga

45f

So, doing anything today?

Going to apply for a job later. And maybe work on my truck some more.

What you doing today?

Yeah it was.
Monster Hunter, Majoras Mask and Shovel knight just to name a few.
>That's sweet
I see what you did there.

The fuse wont do shit if the wirings gone too. My friend learned that the hard way.
>jumpstarting car
>old jumper cables
>damn near caught fire due to water getting into the wire at one point
>nearly fucked both cars
Ive been playing that game on occasion. Managed to save Tourette. Felt good man.
youtu.be/JyfE55c_ZjI

I like Shovel Knight, it really seems fun and hard in the same time. I mean, is not that easy, I guess.

I'm just eating cereals because I woke up ten minutes ago.

rats foiled again, i will find out one day about whatever it is one of the yunos didn't want to talk about

i'm sure its gonna be very anticlimactic shit that ive heard alot

i need a 3ds, is the monster hunter you were playing the new one

>child shinobu
shes cute but teen shinobu is more to my liking

anyone know where to read books and licenesed light novels for free, like a phone app or some random sit (i dont want to bother searching for torrents and shit)

>hikage

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It has that perfect difficulty where the game challenges you but not so much that it feels unfair.

Enjoy your cereal.

It's Monster Hunter 4.

Anyone else feel bad throwing the shy guys into the quick sand? The way they would kick helplessly upside down as they were slowly swallowed into the ground was disturbing to me as a kid. I usually always just let them go somewhere safe, but to where they couldn't harm me

Translated from owari

That's what I'm assuming is wrong, be we'll see when I get to the electric shop.

>Watching some eurobeat videos made me realize all this stuff is minor, and the important thing is I have the car and I love driving it!

Muogi

Do you want some? I'm not home right now, that's why I'm only posting from my phone.

No plans, other than put off sleeping apparently. Lol.
Was feeling tired a little bit ago, but somehow that's gone now.

it's cute when people have such incorrect opinions.

oh rip, i want input on mh gens

mario 64? in any of the games i give my enemies the cruelest of death, within the games limitations of course

>proceeds to use exploitable from the very same anime
i kinda dont like that series the death got repetitive and felt like it was trying too hard to make you feel

thats natural, sleep is for the weak anyways

Fuxk off kagami

Sure.

>Pets

That sounds like a lazy day.

Play Undermeme then

Should I grab your ass aswell?

T-that would be pretty lewd...

Leave him alone

Then thats all that matters. Is Felix alright or are you not at liberty to say?

no
Fuck off

You're always lewd..

Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch

You aren't wrong...

This is my thread now

Get out its mine

That's right get out

All mine

lel, tried it its an alright game not as bad as hipsters say but not as good autists say

felix died?

lewd, thats not lewd, thats normaly how people interact

im a rebel so im gonna stay

>hikage

Fuck off Cred Forums this is for me to talk to myself high and no one else

I almost got lost i the "A car is for comfort" bullshit. I should smack myself for that. Or at least have Syndra tell me to kms... actually, I haven't had that said to me in a while.

And let's just say Kitten has a bit of work to do before anyone is going to be able to help him.
>You must first help yourself, before others can help you.

Fuck your fucking fuck

Shut the fuck up.

This is my fuck no one elses

Yup. I'm quite good at lazy days.

No one can fuck my fuck but my own shit

Yeah faggot
1v1 in voice chat on discord

the only rocket launcher she handles is my cock.

Hunter claimed.

Shit out all of the fuck

I'm not wrong.. Would you play games on 3ds with me in a trip to the beach?

Go away ass fuck

You should take a nap.

No that's wrong go away, bad Cred Forums

That sure is oddly specific

Shit

You don't like it?

No, reported

Please drink my cock dry

Wtf my friend got banned before he even posted

How does that work

If your asking if I would be playing my 3ds instead of walking with you on the beach, Then I would definitely rather walk with you.

Get memed on tbh

He lost Cred Forums guys

Help,

He lost before starting , help

I meant on the road to beach.
In the car, you know.

Help Cred Forums it's a dire emergency

Nah, nah... I'm fine for now.

Oh, I would play with you.

Please help

try not getting banned next time

Ok.
>pets loli kitty

No, this is not help, I need help

Help

U wot

Cute.
Me on the right.

No that's not help, I need help

What the fuck is going on this time???

I don't think this is help

Who the hell knows, Mavis. Just shitposters shitposting I assume.

Me on the left

Cred Forums has been infiltrated , help

No guys serious Cred Forums needs help

i think someones high or someshit 99 percent chance of shit poster

he plays with you ;)

>hikage

Help guys help

You should..

I actually look like that guy in the pic you posted.

Stop fapping and help

Take off that silly mask user.

Like for serious

No, help

I doubt he has a car that could play with me.

Thank you Syndra, I almost felt the will to live coming back to me.

Cred Forums has a virus guys, help

>guy
That's a reverse trap sweetie.

Help guys

I look like that girl, then.

It's bad, it is spreading to the main network

Oh god, it's getting worse and it's spreading, help

Like Cred Forums bugs everywhere

I didnt say anything yet.

No one can stop it

Tall and handsome?

Oh no now I'm banned

Get the bug spray you normie

It's banning me guys help

Long hand and handsome.

Were you going to say something different?

Oh god it's Cred Forums, it's in my house now guys, help, hes beating me with a fish guys help

Oh god it's kidnapping me, Cred Forums is kidnapping me guys help.......

>hand

Dammit.

Meant to say hair.

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Leave me alone Cred Forums no not the nun chucks help guys

rip

i wish i had a car to play with you

do hotwheels, or rc cars count

>hikage

Cred Forums has gone crazy and has a gun, guys for serious help

Blaaaaaa, Cred Forums has killed another

Jesus christ this thread is still fucking up?

I was too high for this world

And u just let an innocent user die by Cred Forums

If you look purely at the themes its an amazing story. Not so much game.
You expected it to not?

Dinner cooked for famalam tonight. Tasty shit. Roast lsmb, potatoes and celeriac with onion and bacon broccoli

Your the one who is fucking it up

Nobody will know now.

Roast lamb*
Damn my 'fat' fingers

He took another life guys how dare u

Goodnight.

Abort thread guys Cred Forums is looking for another victim

Sleep well

i guess

that dinner sounds nice

goodnight

>hikage

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Cred Forums chose u as next

Night

RC Cars can do some pretty sik drifting if you get the right kind. Still not as fun as the actual thing though.

Sure is, Kitten.

Then I'll assume I was correct!

>Grandpa got taken to the ER for a stroke
>Hooking him up on a breathing machine now
>Said he might not make it through the night
....well, this is... wow

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Maybe not this time.

Oh damn thats..

Been there before. Let us know how it goes and if we can do anything

I honestly expected it to either cap or die

Hey Senpai, how are you doing?

Eheheheheheh

what about a race in forza
>i actually dont have an rc car
>i dont have any racing games either

well shit, let us know how it goes and i hope he makes it

its late usually slow around this time, i never see a dead time for this thread

>hikage

Kamichan is my waifu
Noun is my husbando

Are you saying I shouldn't, then?

Not something I expected to get a call at work for...

I'm a lucky (and unlucky) person in that I can keep a level head with this type of news. I'll try to visit him when I get off, if I'm still able to. But no rushing out of my job just to get fired for doing so.

Kinda in a daze, but I'll be fine. If anything, I need some food. Did your run help at all?

Don't have Forza, but I do have GT3 if you wanna race split-screen mode!

As do I. I'll update as I get them.

Well, as much as I would love to stay up and get gushy with you it's 4AM and I need to get going to bed.
Goodnight Handsome, Love you.

I dont know. Maybe if you sign this i could tell you more.

Nobody expects something like that.

No, not as much as I hoped it would have

I'm annoyed too because I'm not tired and I don't have any fucking sleeping meds

Okay cutie, goodnight. Love you too.

but i dont know where you live and my ps2 controllers are broken :(

alright man, stay stong

take some medicine like nyquil

>hikage

I dunno, I've sen what happens when people sign contracts with you...

Well, it's not something I can do anything about yet, so I won't worry about it until I can.

Hmmm, what else have you tried, other than running?

I did it. Still haven't gotten any orders...

Its going to be fine, im not making you a slave.

Impossible, its still going to be on your mind.

I order you to cuddle.

SoCal, and damn. It's fine, I got a Mad Catz controller you can use!

Syndra's saving something extra special for you, I can tell.

I'd like to read the Terms and Conditions here!

It will, but it's not like it'll effect what I do.. which is nothing, really.

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I think they just can't think of anything. Lol

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Dont worry about it, its fine.

Then find something to do.

>mad catz
i dont know how good or bad they were for ps2, just that i didn't like them on gc
>SoCal
so close yet so far, im in az phoenix suburb

your losing your credibility
>hikage

Nothing

I've just been in my room watching Netflix on low volume with my fan on

Oh God. My niece nearly dropped a high ass stool on her neck. It was a good catch from across the kitchen bench.

I SEES YOU TOON NIGGAS DIDNT LEARN

I dunno, Shizu, I could think of a bunch of things for you to do.
>None thread appropriate however.

Goyim, I need to see the legal terms to assess if this is a good deal or not!

>Implying there's anything to do at this boring desk job

They were bad enough for a mass amount of memes to come forth from it.
That's not too far at all!

That sounds kinda comfy to be honest.

A stool? Why is a stool in the kitchen? Let alone high enough to drop on someones neck?!

Fuck your dip.

SMELL THAT TORE YO MOMMAS ASS SO GOOD SHE SMOKIN

Shes nearly 2 and was under them, pulling down. The stools are high because the bench is high. Her parents were busy cleaning up the mess she made when she dropped her dinner. Yes, she's hit that age where shes a right shit.

Hmm, while i'm curious, you did just say it wasn't thread appropriate, so i guess i'll never know?

AWW SHIT

LET IT RAIN LET IT FLOOD LET A DIP KILL A TOON

Shush
Just trust me this once?

Cant be THAT bad.

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Oh god, THAT age? Just get some rope and call it a day.

Perhaps you won't, perhaps you will. Just know, it's Mizore tier stuff.

Sorry Goyim, that's against policy!

I fell asleep for 6 hours of my 8 hour shift once, and nothing came of it other than me not feeling tired.

Hah, cute Miho.
Oh dear. I can imagine then...

that sounds a bit too bad, you sure you dont want to be a good host and let me use the good controller
>not too far
assuming your in the L.A. area
yea ill bike and take 20 buses
>slept 6 of 8 work hour
>nothing bad happpened
where do you work?

Fine. See there is nothing bad there, im no jew.

Then do just that

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