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>21
>living with parents and working in electronics shop
>nothing special going on in my life
>obsessed with sex and woman like most of you fags
>some 6-7/10 girl (weird face nice body,17) I know through my friends friends sent me a whats-app message
>we actually used to message each other a lot and talk but its been a while
>"I like your new pic, nice beard :) "
>we started talking again and at some point i told her my parents are out of the country and I'm alone at home and its really nice
>"maybe I can enjoy that too?"
>holy shieeeet am I about to lose my fking kiss-less virginity?
>me "It will be really cool if you would come if thats what you're implying"
>"OK, tomorrow at night?"
>me "perfect!"
>finished work and went to buy condoms and beer
>fast forward to the night before she came i hid some condoms near the bed, cleared my house, showered and all this shit
>door ringing! and I'm so ready to fuck!
>for some reason I'm not nervous
>opened the door and hugged her, she actually looks pretty nice...
>she is wearing and undershirt and mini jeans shorts
>fckkkkk I'm horny!
>we sat on sofa and she touched my beard and said the way i cut it was nice but what it was really is her way to show me her Interest in me and actually i had little erection from this
>me " soo.... what you wanna do? I planned nothing actually."
>thats a lie I planned to fck her and lose my vegiz
>"ohh i don't know"
>me "wanna kiss?" straightforward question idea where it came from
>"what now? maybe later..."
>hope I did not fk shit up!
>"OK lets talk then"
>soo... we talked and... she is kinda autistic or something i dunno but i controlled most of the conversation
>touched her leg here and there while i talked
>OK OK enough talking I'm starting to get sick of this conv
>me "let me try something... give me your hands"
>"OK"

>some trick i learned somewhere i dunno maybe its bullshit but it goes like this - you put her hands on yours and move your hands up and down. if she follows your hands that means she trust you and basically ready for kiss and if the hand stay in the air... you get it, body language life hacks shit... OK to the story now
>her hands follow mine
>I tell her what that means and go for the kiss
>haha i cant believe it! it actually worked holy shit!
>we are kissing and I'm going for the bra
>somehow i managed to take bra off with one hand it was really easy lol
>touching some tits and ass feels good but pointless
>she is kissing me while sitting on me so i lift her up and take her to the bed
>lay her down while kissing her and taking he shirt off ( no bra already! )
>i knew that watching porn every day wasn't for nothing!!!! time to show some knowledge
>kiss, suck her tits and go for shorts
>take shorts off
>panties
>ohhh my god first time i see a fucking pussy i think I'm gonna cry
>she has no idea this is my first time and she thinks I'm experienced with this stuff haha
>start eating her pussy
>i remembered my friend told me it tastes and smells bad but it wasn't that awful
>she is moaning i guess i do a good job
>put a finger inside and start to...
>SO wet!!! she likes it even tho I can see its hurting a little
>i don't know if my dick's skin can handle this hardness
>me "can I put it in?"
>"no, i dunno"
>wtfff you bitch what??? you are fucking naked in my bad and you tell me i cant fuck you... what kind of sick humor is that
>so we are laying there on my bad and she is hugging me so i asked her why didn't she want
>"I don't want it to end with just sex"
>fck
>me "well... it doest have to end. I mean... we wont be boyfriend girlfriend but we can still be friends and talk"
>me "wanna suck my dick maybe?"
>"OK"

>she is licking the tip of my dick and slowly starts to suck it till my whole (little) dick is in her mouth and then she sucked my balls a little.
>it was nice but truth be told you cant cum from that
>laying on her and start touching her pussy again and thats even more wet now
>pussy is more wet you can see the Niagara fall there
>me "can i wear the condom now?"
>"OK"
>its happening
>I stand up and wear a condom
>she is ready in a doggy position for some reason
>OK lets get it in... wait why isn't it getting in
>try to feel it with my fingers, ye I'm in the right spot whats wrong here
>I guess its just really really tight
>"it should be big enough" tnx woman thats helping...
>rolling her to a missionary position maybe it will be easier
>fail to put my dick in for few seconds
>shit!!! no no no no!!!! oh fck I'm starting to lose some erection here
>"are you nervous?"
>me "no"
>I really wasn't, and I dunno why
>I think she got offended a little by this thinking she is not hot enough and my dick fell and soon as i tried to put it in
>again laying on the bad just hugging and talking... fk me
>after few long minuets I'm starting to get a little erection
>thats my chance
>she is touching my dick a little and i get a full hard on, this time i wont fail!
>put another condom on
>taking her legs and putting the on my shoulder
>bitch is flexible
>trying to put it in but pussy resists
>maximizing thrusting power to 120%
>Its in!

>cant feel much of her inside world since my dick is small but she is moaning
>fucking her for about 15 seconds
>its coming!!! I'm about to cum
>Cummings... feels good man
>just realized a second later that i came after fucking her only for a few seconds
>"thats it?"
>short dick and i cum fast... OK at least i lost my virginity
>but wait i cant just leave her like that
>I try to make her cum by eating her pussy and super speed finger fuck her
>kinda works but she lose interest after two min or SO
>failed to make her cum
>again laying there hugging... I'm starting to get sick of this
>I tell her she should probably go home coz my grandma is in the house and i have work tomorrow
>check buses for her but nothing at this hour... shit
>ended up walking her home 30 win away (also have to walk back)
>still happy with my first time... was sure it will be much worse
>day after she sent me a message saying she was kinda hurt from me coz I only wanted to fuck her and she feels she is only good for that
>tell her its not true and blah blah and there's nothing wrong with two people just having sex and stuff like this
>managed to dodge this shot
>still feel like I won!

Thats It, make sure to tell me what you think and if I should write more about my weird life.

In your dreams loser

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kek

Fail

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What the fuck did I just read

Wat

it's not so wierd after all. As you said yourself could be a lot worse. I think for a beta you did a really good job.
I usually get nervous and you seemed to be in control.

One time several years back, a girl invited me to her house. I was probably 17 at the time, her 16. We'd been friends from youth group at church for years and we definetly had sexual tension. Anyways I snuck into her room which was in the garage and I was feeling really on edge. It was exciting because it was risky, but her parents knew me from church and I'd be in deep shit if they caught us. We talked for a while and ending up kissing and having sex. About 2 minutes into fucking, I goddamn cat jumped down from her shelf and scared the shit out of me. I thought I was caught. After that I literally couldn't get my dick hard even 20 minutes afterwards. Anyways have a boner literally scared away for good?

Holy shit. You're still paying this story haha. At least you took the "end of part one" off of it.

Good luck with your thread my dude. Good to see you don't give up.

>end of part 4

Free bump

actually you are right, I was really calm. no idea why.

XD
you should write a green text bro.

I love you man, you always bump my threads =]

Unless she's a really nice, good girl. She's most likely going to make fun of you to other ppl about the experience for her. U busted in a few seconds and you were having trouble getting/keeping it up. Plus the whole "What should we do? Wanna kiss?"..... Dude do u have any idea how lame that sounds? You never ask a girl that unless youre beta as fuck and don't know how to make a move. Congrats for swiping your Vcard though. My advice would be try harder to make her a fuck buddy and get some practice in for other girls and for pussy in general of course and to help gain some confidence. You clearly need it since you lost your v at 21 and your game is laughable

OK master, noted.
tho the "wanna kiss?" part sounded good in my lang and I guess its the way you say it.
also she can tell whoever she want I dont care, fact is she wants me as her boyfriend and ever since then she wont stop texting me.
I do want to practice but not with her, will try to find another fuck buddy =] (or maybe in another 21 years)

Yeah dude I can tell your really new at this lol. Here's some advice. If she wants to date you make up some shit about still getting over your ex gf and you not looking for a relationship just yet. Throw in some bullshit about being really stressed lately from work and whatever else u can come up with. If u can fuck her once u can fuck her twice, doesn't matter if your dating or not so keep pushing towards being fuck buddy's and she'll go for it eventually. Youre in no position to pick and chose here bro I suggest you stick with what's on the table for now

My first experience I didn't even to get it in
I were a utter mongo at school but had quite good looks
10/10 girl wants to hang out buy beer get a little drunk she takes out my cock before she gets it into her mouth I cum goes down her throat.she laughes I cringe .
Call my friends and tell them I went all the way
Next day everyone is looking and laughing .
So to get her back I tell everyone that my early cum hit the back of her throat went down the wrong pipe
> everyone calls her spunk lungs
Small victory
I still cringe to this from time to time

And you are definitely right about one thing. It's not what you say but how you say it.... I mean unless it's something off the wall lame. But yeah confidence is key

you have a point, but I do wanna try it with other girs.
lets say now I have the confidence to atleast try and if theres some autistic nice looking girl that was whilling to fuck me I bet there are few more =]

>spunk lungs
kekd

yap, I guess my key to confidece there was the fact I did not care about this girl at all.

Sex is only a big deal when you are ugly. So uhm.. you are ugly and your story is bad. Also if you are in the states that's statutory rape and you are going to jail.

Not ugly just had some psychological boundaries,
you will be suprise how many good looking people have problems with this subject.
how whould you know being ugly...
my story is good in the context of sharing.
not in the states.
fk you mister "no biggie" =]

You fucking idiot, why would you throw away perfectly goodpussy like that?
You don't have to date, but cuddling and fucking with no strings attatched is goat

well basically, I threw nothing away for now...
I guess I can still fuck her but right now I dont really want to.

I know, cause you JUST lost your virginity.
But remember, you don't have to pump and dump every chick.
Keep her on the side cause youre gonna be wanting to bist a nut later this week, and you can smash her while you find other chicks via tinder

Why the fuck not??

The only good looking girls on tinder are most likely out of this guy's league for them to even swipe right. Then comes his autistic game. He's looking at fat chicks and single moms. Try plenty of fish. More autistic yet fuck able girls in there

...

ill think about it, she actually want to meet again but im dodging it right now.

dunno

welll, where I live you need to look like super good (like really really good) for a nice looking girl to swipe you right.

There's no translation for "Hey wanna kiss?" because you don't ever ask that. You set the mood, or be in a situation where you simply go for it, you don't ask. If she doesn't want it you'll know soon enough.

actually you can traslate it to "lets kiss!"
the way I said it.
I knew she wanted the way she touched my beard.

Which again isn't what one would normally do..you put on a movie or show, put your arm around her, and eventually you pull her in and kiss her. No words or announcement necessary.

noted. will try next time without words.