Superpowers with limits thread

>Only for the Atari 2600

Invulnerability

only against white suburban couples

telekinesis

>but as crippled as Steven Hawkings

>Have to one hand on your dick to work

>implying it wouldnt be there anyways

can travel back in time up to 10 minutes

>but objects only move at a high velocity towards your own face

>Have to be touching the object and can weigh no more than 50lbs.

Teleportation

but the worse of the outcomes you created becomes the reality

the ability to walk through walls

>become unconcious for 10 minutes every time

>Can teleport only 2 feet away

but only places you can walk to within an hour

Can't control where you teleport

>Super speed

That'd be useful as fuck though.

>you actually die when you use it and create an identical clone in a new location

ability to pass through objects

can fall asleep instantly

>Lose legs

>That are made of paper

Invisibility

>never wake up

>Have intense real nightmares you can't wake up from

But always sleep for exactly 8 hours

Go wherever you want in increments anyway. You'll be there like a few seconds slower than if you telported normally

That's actually pretty bad ass

>makes extremely loud train whistle noises that can't be stopped

the ability to make someone have sex with you

>But you die

But your action replay constantly crashes

>ability to visualize the location of any person or thing

infinite stamina

only when no one can see you
>includes cameras

time travel

Nooooooo!

>cum instantly in sex

but only when they have diarrhea

>Only works on elderly 70+

so whats different?

Only to your last heart beat

Good movie that.

Can create wealth and money out of thin air

create voodoo dolls of people and control their actions

I kekd

Useful hell, could make it half-way across country in an hour going by line of sight alone. You really could do some superhero shit there user.

>orgasms are extremely painful and lasts for a week

Became God.

>voodoo dolls
nice cultural insensitivity
>triggered

of islam

>but you can only run for seven second intervals with a 5 hour recharge period

Freeze time

your mom finds your porn, this can not be nullified by god status.

muslims

Don't know it, and are a cute Japanese girl with a yellow ribon

Kek and checked

mivehind

you can save harambe

but you have to live as a shitty fucking dead meme

At the cost of the little boys life

Total control of matter, space and time

>le funi meme
>>>/facebook/

>of defunct currency

>he rips your arms off

Manipulate gravity

You can no clip irl.

Only in a comic book and your dad is a dick

But only with objects containing currently undiscovered elements.

>itty bitty living space

a gf

It's Zimbabwe money.

>can breathe underwater

>but he's a gorilla so he rips you to fucking shreds

Only in your own body

your brain can process knowledge and use it at the speed of a super computer

can control the size and shape of your dick

but she bleed every month for several days

But only distilled water

>have grotesque gills

Do you even bluetext, you fucking kak?

youre always cut

kek

>Cooldown time equal to the time you spend using power

Make anything solid appear in-hand

you can actually do this right now! It isn't even that hard.

>But it glitches out at random, meaning you can get stuck in walls and shit

Can generate money

And constantly molest your shy friend with nice tits

But you live in a world of sissy, trans and Cred Forums

...

But you need to first go to a university for 20 years

monopoly money

I have the power to have all power, doesnt work while sitting on toilet

can explode at will

Kek

Only in sewage.
>I'm bulletproof.

Only poop

but suffering from explosiophobia

but any money you generate decimates economies

only works while sitting on a toilet

>never die, have to reassemble with surgery

only works while sitting on a toilet

The power to finish what hitler started

>Literally appears inside of your hand

The inability to die

The holocaust wasn't real, so nothing happens

Only once.
> I am able to speak to animals

Radius is only 1 meter.

> Can fuck any girl I want

...

>She is a mangled survivor of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki

You continue to age
>Can punch a building over

You can only talk to animals, and most of them are really fucking stupid

>women can never fall in love with you

No regenativeStill waiting for his return

But no big cums

but you're a homosexual man

You die as soon as you put it in
> can breathe fire

No pleasure from cumming or you cum blood.

You literally never stop cumming
Ever

can run super speeds while going up or down stairs

>Completely immobile

Games flop when they reach the market.

Can only tell them to hurt you as painfully as possible

Everyone is black and Jewish at the end of it.

But die of internal scarring

you breathe fire... ALWAYS

You can see them but not produce them, so useless under normal conditions.

Technopahy.
>cant use low hanging fruit like my brain can be hacked too.

I see no downside

>islam taking over europe within the next 50 years
Wish granted, I guess

living in the middle ages

But you can only walk while on level ground.

Tfw you start a erssuperpowers with limits thread but everyone turns it into a useless superpower thread

>but have severe COPD

Only buildings made out of gingerbread.

don't see the problem here?

Can travel through time, but only by one minute

>only underwater

When your brain overloads on dopamine and you are completely unable to experience pleasure anymore, you'll see nothing but downsides

can move legs on non-stairs

Ha. good one. now i can get the fuck to bed.

>the power of getting doubles
always off by one

can't*

get a college diploma instantly.

oops

The ability to become the Loli

Master of every musical instrument

ART DEGREES ONLY

Can pause time for everyone else.

>but it's only in gender studies

Is deaf

Your city only has one story apartments

Only works when playing with anus

Everyone else becomes the loli
And when everyone is loli, no one will be

No longer than 15 seconds. When time is un-frozen you're slow.

Music

brilliant

Become a super elite QB in the NFL

>you are paused when everyone else isn't

That's the point.

fucked by aids niggers

>Once you pop you just can't stop (you can't unfreeze time)

the power of super retard strength

>your dad wants you to work for the family business

>Only able to play techno music

Your brain is less functional than a normal brain. But dont worry user, we can't all be at least average.

is equally retarded

I could deal with that.

>t-rex arms

The ability to shape shift into any person I want

never gets above third-string

Have powers like Gara of the sand but with cocaine.
>Have to carry a gourd of pure catalyst cocaine on your back for it to work.

Retarded dog strength

>Superpowers with limits
Are impairments not limits, user?

>go Chris Benoit on your family from the brain damage

the other person has to allow it first

Constantly attracting druggies, blacks

you look like a doll whilst someone else

You only want to be yourself.

can't afford that much coke

Noooooooooo!

adored by everyone in the world

The ability to samefag

to the point people break into your house to meet you

>You only want to be Maisie "Smeagle" Williams

trips has spoken.

have to have intense sexual relations with skip Bayless

Can only throw a football during the off season.

Not this world.

posts on /lgbt/

Can manipulate emotions in the user and in people around them

Extremely ugly, smell like a jockstrap
Only when banned

>hate yourself

...

>You're the last man on earth

you fucking retard.

animals - domestic and wild alike - obey to my commands

have to see every individuals face first

...

You're a people around them. You can't control how it happens just that it does.

>Only at Psychopaths Anonymous

only cockroach species

Only works once a day and has a side effect of intense projectile diarrhea

But non animals actively avoid you.

But the commands must be restated every 20 seconds, or else they become incredibly hostile towards you

>a severe speech inpediement gets every message wrong

how do plants get away?

...

what, plants will uproot and walk away when you come by?
>oh shit it's user let's go boys, fuck that ass hole

The ability to fuck

never watched naruto, don't get it

Hey fam, Turkey just quashed a rebellion/coup attempt. I'd be pretty scared of a nigga with the power to control those fuckers.

Steam only release.

only give fuck to people HIV positive

you start tripping if you stay too long as someone else

>Walk your way through the amazon
>Roads are built where you tread

Shit I think this might be better than the original power

the guy controls huge swarms of insects or something

>Only after your transgender surgery

The ability to never feel sadness and be loved

They leave

extremely loud at parties

only loved in platonic way

ability to grow any plants or trees instantly

You pass a kidney stone the size of your biggest testicle every time
>blood that causes immunity to disease

most people think you're cold hearted and avoid you

They all want to fuck you.

only disease it work on is smallpox

But they develop cancer as the mitosis corrupts the dna

...

plants die after 24hr

Bump all threads simultaneously.

>no one replies to your comments

clone myself once a day. clone is obedient and as capable as i am.

...

They all get 404'd

only on /hm/

kek, nice

clones decrease life-span by 10 years each

>Only on /mlp/

dubs confirm

ability to leave Cred Forums forever

fuck you.

can never access internet again

>Original dies within 24 hours after the cloning process.

Can change appearance at will.

The power to ignore downsides

only into cartoon characters

You can only use Tumblr

>The ability to win any gamble/lottery/raffle you choose.

> Has downs.

nobody sees the good in you

except you can't

checkmate, atheists

>Every time you create a new clone the previous one dies
>The clones are convinced they're the original you, and you both wake up on the same bed, naked and moved making it ambiguous as to which one is the original and therefore you'll always be wondering whether or not you'll die when you sleep. You convince yourself that if you kill the other you you will inherently stay/become the 'patient 0' so to speak.

Look on the bright side, you could always loot the organs before the other one wakes up. That'll make you rich in no time... Assuming you survive.

only if the pot is less than $10

>a nigger robs you after you discover you won.

even though you ignore them, they still exist

Fuck yo, you took my idea before I posted it
(c. )

Anyways, you can only become an uglier person, meaning you can never become your original self again.

underrated
>my fucking sides

You're doctor gave you 10 days to live, therefore have no use for material wealth.

>The ability to discern exact hues of colors

The ability to bring fictional characters to life

but you went blind after staring at the sun too long

But everytime you do you get a debt on 69000000

>the ability to move as fast as light with destroying the universe and everything around me

only from yaoi, they want to fuck you

They lose all their supernatural powers and hate you for taking them out of their universe.

only in videogames

>trapped in the realm wherever they came from

You burn up after 0.0001 seconds of light speed.

>The ability to use emotional pain as currency

>Live in a black and white movie

You lose the ability to distinguish between different brightnesses.

If he's blind then he can't tell the exact hue of colours though.

only accepted in iraq markets

after he got the powers

You become THAT person who always tries to tell people what color is what. Everyone hates you for it.

The ability to live a happy, purposeful, and meaningful life with friends and/or 7+/10 gf.

>You live a completely happy life
This is like a reverse catch 22.

>can't unsheathe your katana, only after a three second teleportation cooldown

>purposeful

My /his/-tism is kicking in

But only jet blue

>Ice breath

>Limited to the TV series "Life After Humans"

But only when sleeping with men

>Super strength

Can only lift things 50kg or less.

>The ability to get (you)s.

But only when shitting your pants

>Only works in the Arctic

Can only use it to close things tightly

But wake up sleepy

but everytime you're with your friends/gf you will want to stay at home alone

This is by far the worst thread of this kind i have ever seen.

>Quadriplegic

Why?

Nope, never mind, I'm finally starting to feel up and you can't bring me back down.

but only when you're wielding a katana and a fedora

Witty

Worth it.

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Reminder: Limitations should exclusively regard the power
>teleportation
>get stuck in walls

>20/20 vision
>only in the pitch black dark

kek'd

>can kill anyone on earth telepathically

Everyone would know you did it

The power to never have to wipe after taking a shit

Constantly constipated

Can transform matter into pure energy

Cannot contain the energy

>The excrement comes from your urethra
>Full sized, giant, hard turds coming from your penis

It'd turn out like that Twilight Zone where the whole town lives in fear of the kid with god powers.

can only expend energy on a sony walkman

Still useful