ITT: You guys cyber bully me

but you seem like a very nice person

Ur gay

Yea I try to be nice to everyone.

A little uninspired but still slightly hurtful...

you have nice hands and i enjoy your facial structure

fatty

I bet you speak kind words to others with that mouth of yours

go Away

You are a beautiful person who is amazing in your own special way.
Congrats on being you!

if all of your potential was converted to petrol, it wouldn't be enough to power a flea-mobile around the inner circumference of a fruit loop

No one has ever said that to me.

I tend to over eat yes.

I do. To the point of it being a fault.

B...but...

NOW THAT'S TRUTH.

You have the charisma of a damp rag

It's difficult to bully somepne without any information, but I'll try.

You use a shutterstock image without watermarks? Well, you should have spent your welfare on a fucking camera instead of fucking shutterstock account and your freetime on learning how to photoshop instead of hanging around and smoking weed, dumbass.

...

you smell

good

can i get in trouble if im found with a flashdrive i graped your daughter in the butt with?

I feel more like a dry rag most days.

I do smoke weed, I am on welfare, didn't pay for shutterstock image though.

>2/3 ain't bad user!

I haven't showered in like a month.

I don't have any kids...

I saw your when you thought you were alone in the school locker room. I'm going to tell everyone you played with yourself and that your looks weird/is gross.

No please don't, I'll an hero if you do...

I bet you wear nice shoes!

Actually I bought a pair two months ago that I really like.

hey i like your eyes

I respectfully disagree with your political opinions.

I don't. I need glasses just to see with the damn things.

OH SHIT HE WENT THERE

you smell like an watermelon

ok...sorry

More like feces and piss.

Much appreciated! I tried. It's pretty ironic because I am on welfare too. That's the point on cyber bullying, you can say what you want and it might hurt, even if you actually are the sad piece of shit.

My good sir I can assure you that I actually are the sad piece of shit.

you honestly seem like a pretty nice guy, want to go for a beer sometime?

You're not allowed to cyberbully yourself

we were cute with you, now do us a favor , post a naked photo of yourself with timestamp and facebook address

yeah, melon breath!

who are you?

Fa6637 I b37 u k155 g1rl5

Leetspeak?
Is this 2006?

Ok but I have to warn you: I'm a bad drunk.

s...sorry.

I have no webcam, camera, cell phone or Facebook account.

>No joke I'm that much of a loser.

My own worst enemy.

Pfft I wish.
>Only in my dreams do I kiss girls.

It is not in the nature of this board to insult anybody without a reason.

Once again I fail.

Op isnt a faggot

user, I ,I.... I love you with all my heart.

I would enjoy giving you anal prolapse to the extent that I can unroll your insides and cuddle up inside them so we can exist as one.

How can you guys be sure of that?

At least someone does.

I also would like that.

You are a piteously miserable miscreant and a fiendish orgasm faking buggering buttock bandit.

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ok that hurt a bit

>Implying.

You know OP, you're a pretty good guy.

NO I'm terrible.

just your name mate.

Boaty McBoatface

I'm the hacker they call Cred Forums, send nudes of your mom as tribute to anonymous and you will live today

I do not like you.

I don't know my mom.

I don't like me either...

Listen faggot we have track down your ip, start sending something of yourself, or we will destroy you

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.

jesus sir, im so sorry.

>We will destroy you

Please do.

Me too.

youtube.com/watch?v=vSNpTAVCHhg

lazy.

bra please tell me you have a proxy?

Of course not.

Your cock tastes like gasoline

>l-le roast me Cred Forumseddit :DD;D
OP and his .45 sitting in a tree, k y s s i n g

well lets hope plebs cant follow instructions....
just kidding youll be fine.

Why- so you can just close your eyes? Post your addy so we can put a foot in your bitch ass in person

It might, I dunno.

You're half right.

Meh either way.

123 Fake Street.

...

...

why dont you just go kill some junkies like a normal anhero?

I'm too much of a pussy to kill anyone.

just shoot your self after youll never even have a chance to feel your beta feels. keeps you from backing out last second too.

I don't have access to firearms.

*Hurtful words on the internet you could totally just ignore* Yea fucking take that faggot

...

I will.

listen here you fucker I bet you get off to us insulting you. I bet you got your little faggot hands wrapped around that disgusting little cock of yours isn't that right you worthless piece of shit?

Show picture you albino cross dresser.

No, just bored and depressed.

I don't have.

You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.

It's like you've known me all my life.

>I love you.

I hope you dine on a fire roasted porkchop for dinner.

OP is turtle

nigger faggot

Only if you spit on it first.

I was told I wasn't turtley enough for the Turtle Club.

Yes sir.

this is borderline erotic. I'll cum on it instead.

kk that'd be sweet.

where do you live?

At my house.

Your mother should have swallowed you when she had the chance

I hope you have a great day, and know people love you.

Unfortunately she did not though.

I am alone in my life.

You're mom is gay

Maybe, I don't know her.

Checked

>I'll pop a Glock in your mouth and make a brain slush.

nigger

I do

>P.s. She isn't gay

post a self so we can roast you properly

Ok do it soon though.

Yea I guess I am.

Tell her I say hi.

Why are you trying to get cyber bullied? Your responses here are making me feel love emotions

...

I'm just bored and I don't have friends IRL to roast me so...

Yea I wish.

But im your friend in really life :D

...

Your mother hates you.

That's good to know! Can I borrow tree fiddy?

She might, I dunno.

Ye

what, you think you have the right to just ask to be bullied? you think you can just prance right on in here and get whatever you want when you want it. i bet you do this shit at home too. "hey ma, you make me a sandwich. do your best to make it taste good"
>dont have any kids
and it's a good fucking thing, too. imagine if an entitled little shit like you had kids. those little bastards would run around and make life hell for everyone. except you, because as i already stated, they would be bastards because there's no way in hell some bum on welfare and dope would stick around and raise them.

looking through, i have discovered that you are doing this because you are bored and lonely. what, you can't even get on omegle where that is the status quo? oh wait, that's right. welfare and weed. god forbid you stop smoking and use the money you used to spend on weed to pull yourself out of your shitty existence, but that's another matter. bored and lonely so you come to Cred Forums, to b, the shitstain on the pimple on the ass crack of the internet, and make a post to bother us with your boredom? because you think we will entertain you? i see. well, since you asked so nicely, i will give you the bullying you want, and so greatly deserve, you putrid, festering sore on an otherwise healthy patch of skin. here it is.

You look like the before picture on a cosmetic surgery website. You are so fat that you buy your clothes at the tent and awning store. You're so alone that you keep dirty plates and candy wrappers on the side of your bed where a normal human being would have a mate lay. Your car is so shitty that Fred Flintstone whooped your ass in a circuit race. Your children are so ugly that the doctor refused to do a DNA test because giving them to any parent would violate their oath to "do no harm." You're so dumb that you asked God for a firetruck and put cookies and milk out for Jesus.

Your gey

OP I LOVE YOU

I'm on 4 chins so I know anonymouses so you better watch out mister

thx

Ya I do what I want I guess. Nope no kids, only time for myself. Thanks for the reply though.

Yes my birth was a mistake.

Yea probs.

I love you too. But I don't love myself.

Kk I'll watch out.

OP is not a fag

Just know that an internet person fell in love with you.

You utter shitcunt. U pathetic buttfucking ball weasel

>Ya I do what I want I guess. Nope no kids, only time for myself. Thanks for the reply though.
np m8. sometimes bullying is fun.

Prove it.

I love both you and the internet.

That's more like it.

I am become punching bag.

question for you op. are you the same op that started the "one day" thing?

No.

You are the bright sunshine in the dark Cred Forums brighting us all up. I love you, OP.

If you insist.

that keyboard in the picture is neat

I can't bully a concept OP, we need more information, like your interests, country, political views.

I guess.

>No interests
>America
>No political beliefs

gross af nigger

Donald Trump voter.

I don't want to vote for either candidate this election.

what's wrong with that girl's ass? and why is she showing us her period blood?

YOU CIS-GENDERED SCUM I BET YOU ARE A WHITE MALE YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME YOU ARE THE REASON WE NEED SAFE SPACES!

I am a white male yes.

>Also cisgendered FTW.

I've seen better sides of beef run over be a combine

?

If you died right now no one will care

I know.

Ive wasted so much time in this thread just to get you to cry but you wont do it, i hate you OP!

I bet you have a nice personality

I'm too depressed to care.

Meh.