Now that Cheetos Chicken Fries are out, I ask Cred Forums: which kind of Chicken Fries do you like the best so far?
You can choose from Original, Fiery, Buffalo, Jalapeno, Rings, or Cheetos. Please explain your choice.
IMHO, the Buffalo Chicken Fries are the absolute best. They alone lived up to their name: they had the most noticeable spiciness, and a depth of flavor that all the others have lacked. They worked perfectly with ranch dip.
Dylan Miller
I also think the Jalapeno were the worst. No spiciness at all, and just burnt to shit. But maybe you guys have had different experiences.
Charles Watson
Love chicken fries, can't wait to try the Cheetos fries. Never got to try buffalo unfortunately, sounds like I missed out.
I liked the jalapeno ones, definitely mild though. They are probably my favorite of the few varieties i've tried.
Asher Morgan
I agree, they were absolute shit. Nothing beats normal ones with buffalo, but he new generation normal ones suck ass. The old 2008 ones were the fucking best ever
Asher Edwards
How are those cheetoh fries? I'm about to go on a munchie run
Jordan Cooper
The Cheetos fries aren't that good, because they don't taste like Cheetos. They are only mildly cheesy- kind of a salty mild cheddar. If they didn't call them Cheetos Chicken Fries I might like them.
Zachary Evans
Glad to see you agree with me that the Buffalo were the best. I used to get them all the time. I haven't actually noticed a difference between the quality of the old originals and the current ones. I thought they were the same.
Adrian Kelly
wtf are you talking about?
this thread feels distinctly amerifat
Jayden Foster
It is. Get out if you don't eat fast food 24/7/365.
I have to eat every new fast food item that comes out compulsively. Amerifat for life.
Nathan Cooper
What's chicken fries?
Jayden Green
They're what happens when a chicken fucks a potato.
Dylan Reyes
corporate shill pls go
Cameron Diaz
None of them. They are shit compared to what I remember as a kid in the 90's.
Also. I miss shake'em up fries.
Ryder Johnson
Chicken fries are a godly religion. How dare thee speak against the Chicken Fries! You must try every flavor.
Thomas Ortiz
i had them one time they were dried out and the breeding wasn't crunchy. never again.
Dylan Anderson
I will and I did. I remember the originals being much thicker with meat, kinda like how you prefer the cocks you suck.
Nathaniel Wilson
Two votes for Buffalo, one for Jalapeno, one for "Rememba the 9 gorillion dry and soggy ones. Neva again!"
William Perry
Actually it's tied 2/2
Aiden White
I liked original. The cheetos ones taste like salt fried in salt. I haven't tried the others.
James Sanders
this thread reeks of shill
Joshua Jackson
Woah! We got an edge lord over here guys! Be careful you might cut yourself... ON THE EDGE.
Landon Reyes
But what's your favorite kind of Chicken Fries?
Julian Martinez
Original with a side of buffalo sauce
Samuel Gonzalez
i prefer beef
Jonathan Hall
Interesting: Why did you skip the others?
Jaxon Peterson
I've never had a chicken fry. Is it just like a boneless wing with less sause/meat and a French fry like breading?
Henry Anderson
You just haven't experienced the glory that is the Chicken Fry.
Take it from Brenda Mendes.
Eli Nguyen
It is heavenly white meat swaddled in breading like the little baby Jesus, then dipped in the nectar of the gods. Then burnt to shit by a minimum wage Nigger fry cook.
You have to try them!
Jonathan Reyes
Because chicken fries are 400 MOTHERFUCKIN' calories for like 5 pieces. I only eat that shit if I'm on the road and it's night and nothing else is open.
Cooper Fisher
So Burger King hired an ad company and they took the money and used it to shit post on Cred Forums? The replies following your post lead me to believe it's true but I'm having a hard time accepting that someone thought this was a good idea.
Levi Lewis
This is a shill thread perpetrated by the primary director of BK Ultra. I am a whopper truther.
Nathaniel King
This is the future of ad campaigning, Shit posting on Cred Forums. Smh.
Justin Morgan
280 calories, actually. Not as bad as you thought. And that's for 9 pieces.
Ayden Howard
I'd have to go with buffalo, shit is cash
Mason Peterson
Which reply made you think I am a corporate shill- the one where I said that chicken fries come from a chicken fucking a potato? Think, people.
Brody Reyes
That makes 3 for Buffalo, 2 for Original, 1 for Jalapeno, and I lost track of how many people voted for "It's a motherfuckin conspiracy! They're in our heads, trying to make us eat Chicken Fries! Get out of my mind!!!!!"
I knew the Buffalo were the best.
Zachary Cook
burger king makes my chronic depression manifest into a literal psychical sensation that resides with my stomach and bowels
probably, which makes posts like and ten times more hilarious
Brody Torres
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Ryan Peterson
Burger king is depression food for depressive people in the sinking middle class. You order in a depressive tin box and let your measly voice weasle through the speaker into the headset of the wagecuck working double and doing community college, you try to force a smile to show you acknowledge them as humans as you hand them money, then you get your food, upon receiving it you find a depressed cheeseburger, patty part way out of the bun and the condiments sloppily placed with little devotion. Bk is a suicide store.
Ian Long
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Jason Sanchez
That's only because you ordered the cheeseburger. Let me tell you about this new item: it's called....wait for it....Chicken Fries. When you eat them you realize that life is worth living after all. When you eat one you will think: this bird died for your sins, so that your taste buds might be resurrected to a happy life.
Jacob Torres
>murrilard >taste buds Im dying
Chase Martinez
We're getting President Trump. We have Chicken Fries. U jelly?
Alexander Long
Great taste Cred Forums
Sebastian Collins
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day eating Buffalo Chicken Fries. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever eaten Fiery Chicken Fries? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of other chicken fries because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Whoppers on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the fry cook team, and starter on the burger making line. What foods do you fry, other than “jack off to foie gras”? I also get the gold stars for employee of the month, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me with Cheetos Chicken Fry dust on her mouth, btw; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch