This shit is going on as you guys are reading so listen up

This shit is going on as you guys are reading so listen up.

>going over to my m8's place to chill and watch some shit-tier animes
>m8 tells me about this thing he heard last week that really spooked him
>he was taking his dog out at 4am
>he hears out of fucking nowhere a bloodcurtling screech from nearby
>holyfuckingshit.jpg
>m8 said it sounded like an animal, maybe a bird, but nothing that would be immediately recognizable
>m8's dad confirms he's never heard anything like it
>damnson.png
>I'm like, "Oi, we gotta find whatever this thing is and fucking kill it."
>m8's dad agrees, says he'll pay us if we kill it, since the fucking screeches keep him up at night
>fuckyeah.gif

Continue?

instantly bored

Bumping for interest

>shit sounds spooky man, so we give it a name
>stupid name = less spooky
>we name him Steve
>we fucking hate Steve

>here's the gameplan: we wait till midnight and go around and see what we find
>if it's an animal of some sort, we fucking kill it
>we have some makeshift weapons: a slingshot with pennies for ammo, and a aluminum pipe from a broken drum set
>plus some flashlights taped to baseball hats

>thetimehascome.jpeg
>we get fucking ready, and we head out

We can provide photo evidence if requested.

continue poof

agreed, continue
I need to get to sleep please bore me

this is the mothman.
something really really bad gonna happen.

already bored but nothing better so please continue

>>we put down the slingshots
>>my friend enters my asshole

goddammit now I'm wide awake

Op is dead

>we head out around the block first, it's about midnight
>weapons are primed, ready for the Steve apocalypse
>out of the corner of my eye, I see movement
>I flash my m8 and he looks over
>ohshit.png
>we hear fucking growling
>fuckfuckfuck
>its a stray dog, its rabid, foam around the mouth and everything
>we're fucking petrified, this thing is like, about to fucking kill us
>that's when we realized
>the dog is an Agent Of Steve
>I didn't think about it, I just shot the thing with the slingshot as hard as I could
>penny hit it straight between the eyes
>thankslincoln.png
>fucking dog isn't even phased
>the power of Steve is too much for us, the dog has become immune
>my m8 is about to shit his pants

Bump

bump

>the dog fucking charges at me, full force
>I'm trying to get another penny in the slingshot, but the dog gets to me first
>with the power of Steve running through it's veins, it tackles me to the ground
>thing must've been a shepard or a retriever
>I'm on the ground trying to fight this thing off, my slingshot is now out of reach
>my m8 yells some shit and runs over
>he takes a swing with the pipe
>hits him right in the neck
>bonescracking.mp3
>dogs screams and fucks right off
>tfw my m8 just saved my life
>Steve is after us, he knows we're coming for him

This is boring.

Got anymore OP, or are you still making shit up?

this. but continue OP, I'm bored

i love how were all super bored but still here

it's called solidarity brother

There better be some dinosaurs in your story.

...

I'm here because I'm wondering if this will be epic or just retarded. Because so far, it's kind of retarded.

dude this.

Fjibfynnogf

>we decide to get back to home base, grab a breath and reestablish the plan

>new plan: find Steve, don't die
>fuckingbrilliant.png
>I restock on pennies and we head out
>start going towards the unlit sections of the neighborhood, we figure Steve hides in the shadows
>we walk around for a bit, nothing really strange happens
>we pass by an empty lot
>there's a lot of noise coming from it
>not like huge sounds, but a lot of bushes rustling and leaves crunching
>we get closer to see what the fuck is up
>shine the flashlights on the lot, see an asston of bunnies
>they all look at us simultaneously
>I have my slingshot ready, and m8 has his pipe in hand, but there's no way we can take them all at once
>we were right

>fucking bunnies attack
>more Agents Of Steve
>they just rush at us, so we start going ham
>rapidfire.gif
>I unload about a dollars worth of pennies on these bunnies and my m8 goes full fucking babe ruth on the rest

tl;dr: Hear a noise. Spoopy.

Trips tells the truth

But it's almost winter

I feel I'm contributing too much to this thread by posting in it.
Hurry up OP before you lose your following.

dude keep going

Srs m8? u got attacked by bunnies, so spoopy

Pic of bunnies or sharpie in the pooper

dis better be good

this OP. show dead bunnies

Heil winter chan

Deliver proof faggot. You said you could provide evidence.

>they are overwhelming us
>we can't take Steve's onslaught
>fuckingabort.webm
>we get the hell out of there, the bunnies don't follow
>it's about 1 am
>wewlad.png
>m8 is like "Oi we can't beat him. Steve is too powerful."
>I'm starting to believe him, this power is beyond our capabilities
>we start back to base
>we see devildog, but this time he fucks off, knowing better than to fuck with us
we're about halfway back when we see him
>ohfucknonigger.jpeg
>It's fucking Steve
>STEVE
>my m8 panics
>I almost shit my pants

Pic related, one of the dead bunnies

>after killing the rabid army of Steve, we run farther into the woods
>m8 is gasping for air
>begin jerking off for no reason
>unload a dollars worth of semen on m8

Thought it was nighttime?

>Pretty bright considering it was 1am
>Filename not consistent with phone/digital camera filenames

Calling you out on your bullshit now.
Fuck you for getting me to read all of this.

>TL;DR

>two dumbass 12 year old kids go around the neighborhood killing and terrorizing people's pets and helpless animals because they are total pussies that heard a scary noise

Welp, inconsistent newfag, I'm out of here. You're terrible at this and should reattempt your story later.

OP is a fag wast it supposed to be midnight? You could some nice story here but you fuck it up.

this

>he's just standing there, staring at us
>I raise my slingshot to aim, but he just fucking snatches it from my hands
>my m8 is fucking crying
>I decide to fucking talk to him
>I ask him what he wants, we just want to live

"I'ma need about tree fiddy."

>It was around this time I realized Steve was 7 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleolithic era. That damned Loch Ness Monster had gotten me again! "Damnit, Monstah, I ain't given you no tree fiddy" I yelled as he swam away.

>I flash my m8 and he looks over

faggot

Kill yourself

That was terrible faggot

laughed really hard at this witty exchange