Step forward, my children and allow yourself my wisdom...

Step forward, my children and allow yourself my wisdom, for I will answer any questions you may have about our world and all things in it.

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Fuck off dick nose!

Don't you think it smells like balls around here?

What's your biggest threat, squirrels or termites?

With which letter does my name begins?

Dear wise tree of wisdoms

How does one blind man know when his arse is clean after a shat?

Watch where you put your nose, my child.
I am friends of all creatures, thus I am protected.
A, for user.
He smells the toilet paper.

Got wood?

How wise can a tree be? Dude can't even move. Your only possible frame of reference is the goddamn park you're rooted in. Plus someone carved "Melissa+Luc" in your back, and then someone else carved "for the best pussy in town, call Melissa".
>So I guess my question is, how good is Melissa's pussy?
>Also, how new are them park benches?

why is malfurian such a faggot i should be the arch druid not him

oh mighty god of forrest and planks. what quality porn will i fap to

anybody thought of this ?youtube.com/watch?v=8-KYH2hSzNk

Hail Almighty forest guardian

"The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false"

Which is now true or wrong?

i was thinking the great deku tree from zelda

About 150 feet of it.
Melissa's genitalia's state is a matter of opinion. I have been watching over these benches for 5 years.
Faggot is a derogatory term for a homosexual, so he's probably such a faggot because he likes dick.
Vintage.
If two objects hit each other at 100 miles per hour, do they slam into eachother with a force of 200 miles per hour? Why not?

oh great tree of wisdom
why don't girls like me?

Heey brother, mom said You have to take care of me while shes gone badoink shigidi daaaah

Is it worth it?

Because you are here forever, my poor child
I will do my best to carry out her wishes.

It is always worth it.

You see that Marky Mark movie the Happening?

how can i have [spoiler]your wisdom[/spoiler]?

thanks bruh

where is god?

Great tree of wisdom, please answer my questions:

>What is the secret of a happy life?
>How does it feel to have a peepee instead of your nose?

[spoiler]damn[/spoiler]

Just wanna put my meat sword in all the nymphs. How to?

I don't have forsight, but only wisdom of the present.
With the right question
We are god, god is one.
Push ups, sit ups and plenty of juice.
My nose shape was not of my choice, but I complain not.
Use magic missile.

How do I make people respect my authority of supreme lord of the omniverse?

Gain their trust or prove your worth.

>plenty of juice
What kind of juice?

How does it feel to fuck cats?

The juice from the fruit of labor.

Oh, my man, you would love it. Get this, my dude, killer ficuses. Boom. I got it on my tablet if you want me to bring by the park sometime?

who did 9/11

who killed jfk

Great tree of the wisdom

Who created you?

You take people to the park. I'm so fucking down.

oh.. So the secret of a happy life is basically labor?

I cannot describe this, for I am a tree and without a penis.
You may visit me any time, my child.
9/11 was conducted by a group of insiders for a large sum of insurance fraud.
JFK died of diabetes, but he held his nose and sneezed.
I was born from an unknown seed that feel from another tree.
Money is everything in these times, it is the only way to move on.

I must departure now, my children. Take care.

I must departure now, my children. Take care and remember you are here forever.

I must departure now, my children...

I am just as wise as you are, maybe YOU want to ask ME a question?

The tree of wisdom fucking sucks at grammar

Is producing a seed like cumming?

Cool, so me you and this stoned ass tree can have maybe a picnic and watch some stuff on my tablet? I got the Happening, what other movies should I DL?

>Also, what's the wifi sitch like at the park, tree bro? We might could just stream some stuff.

Fine guys did you know it was Satan the whole time helping you out. Dude deserves some respect.

great fucking tree who will be the president with the most possitive impact on the world - The giant douche or the Turd sandwich?

I kind of find it hard to believe that Satan, SATAN, has never seen the Happening.

What caused or how did the Big Bang happen?

Oh magic tree, why is op always a faggot?

Does god exist?

How much wood could a wood chuck, Chuck, if a wood chuck wasn't oppressed by the bourgeois and seized the means of chucked wood production. Also does this look infected?

Ight read the thread. got my absinthe and vodka. dung fucked over the wrong crowd they cool. much else please lol.