LEGALIZE RANCH

LEGALIZE RANCH

Ever kikflip on sum starving bogies broh? Bird up

Sup, simple Simon.

Doth my nugs bequeath me? Youre bangkok dangerous

Dude, i was totally smackin on some wiggly stork snapples and fuckin toppled on some geometric parlers bro

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Yo im catchin 311 on the quad later my dudes, gonna chase down some Cherokee chicks on the trail of beers know what im sayin?

I dunno wtf is going on in here, but atleast it's different. Ima linger.

Wuz like cop gobblin off the with the yancies at Bhopal, feel me dro?

Full house checked

Yo man i heard u got the dubtrips on the porcupine n ladders board game. LEGALIZE RANCH

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Hell yep brother. Gonna catch up on some mad gnarly zips.

I had a manager at a pizza restaurant that would literally plan all of his vacations around 311 concerts and brag about how he creates our ranch recipe to anyone who would listen

ITS A RANCH REVOLUTION

Ever play with his octopus nips and tickle his fanglecore bro?

Checked and checked

Hol up dude im hackin a holigram my mulatto

I was thinking about getting my foreskin sown back, because i haven't candyfliped this hard since i got adult circumcised brotendos

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How can I do this? I want to be a part of the Ranch thing too.

Are you ready for season 4?

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Checked and checked again.

Honestly I dunno wtf any of this is. I'm not entirely sure I'm not having a stroke.

Eric Andre Show

Bird up

It's blue cheese or go fuck your mother

You must be Mello Mike

You snoze, you loze