Hey bee roll dubs, 13, 420, or 69. Trips overrides all unless i sent it. Replying with the first i see...

Rolled double digit dubs again hah.

I need your advice as I am about to do something drastic to change my sex. My parents are okay with me doing this, they understand and now some jackass therapist has to do a full diagnosis on me to see what I already know: That I'm a transsexual. This will take a long time and after that there are still 12 months of taking hormones and living as a fake woman (I'll still have what I don't want, a dick) before they even consider doing the operation. I saw on Jerry Springer once this guy who had body integrity identity disorder and wanted to lose his leg and he just sawed it off, then called paramedics. I'm thinking something similar, but can't bring myself to actually cutting off my dick and balls, since that would be slow and painful. Instead I am thinking of using my fathers gun to shoot myself in the dick and then quickly calling the ambulance. My question here is what is wisdom? Since I was more in to girls stuff as a kid I never truly took up my dads offer to learn how to shoot a pistol right. Don't get me wrong I know a little but even had I taken shooting lessons he wouldn't have taught me this. I'm afraid that if I first put my penis on the desk in example, there may be shrapnel from the bullet as well as from the table. I really need advice here. What would be the best way to do this? And don't try to talk me out of this. I'm very determined to change in to a woman. Not in a year, not in several years, no, today. Please help.

Last one of her pics.

That description is fucking terrible god why

Ok i was at the YMCA swimming pool and me and this girl are good friends. So outside she was saying like we should go to family change room. I was wondering why, but i didnt question her. So when we entered i went to the change room, and she said she will stay outside at the lockers and change. Because nobody was there. And after i changed into my swimming trunks i jumped out of the changing booth and bam~ she was standing there exposing her but. Then she turned around to get something out of her swimming bag. and i saw her front body parts. It was my first time seeing a naked girl in real life, and i was shocked that her V*GINA had hair on it, and i didnt have any hair since im a late bloomer. She screamed at me and i ran out and said sorry on msn. And she wont even talk to me anymore! how do i get her to be my friend again...i dont want our friendship to be broken just cuz i saw her with fully naked??

what the fuck is wrongg with gin youu faggot

it may not be captain or jack daniels or whatever you little kids drink but... Gin is great??

gin + tonic = delicious summer beverage.

fuck i just answered my own question.

is that the army's unfuckables squadron or what

Pansexual femme. Sugarcoating that she's a slut.

Will only spam if its a save

obviously re-rolling for this

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

FUCK

not real and copy pasta

I laugh at all you faggots who are imprisoned in a relationship. They are worthless. The only men who need their better half were half a man to begin with.

Look what I get to do. I wake up, and go surfing in the morning before work. Then I change in my car and head off to my job where I make 110,000 a year. I work for 6 hours, then come home. I can listen to music, and even go on Cred Forums if I'm ahead schedule.

Then I get off work, and get to come home and relax in front of my 21" LCD monitor, which has a custom build, Quad-Core Processor, and have 2 8800 ULTRA video cards. 8 gigs or ram. 1 TB HD for games and other progs, and an external 1 TB HD for porn, and movies. I've also got a $500 chair, that is comfortable as fuck, and a 9.1 surround system, in my room and my living room. I can run Crysis on Very High and get 50 FPS. Every other game runs flawlessly. I also have a t1 internet connection for downloading anything I want within minutes. I never lag in a game.

I've got a Fleshlight, and have a 10 grand real doll I'm considering buying. Yes, I've had a gf before, and this feels pretty damn close. 9/10 to a real pussy. I recommend the wonder wave to other anons. I've got a 72 Camero I rebuilt, and put about 50 grand into. It's fucking bad ass. I've also got a nice 2 story home. Have been making 90k-110k the last 5 years.

I have absolutely no stress in my life. No worthless cunt nagging, no worthless cunt expecting me to buy her shit, entertain her, etc...It's amazingly relaxing. If I had a gf, or a wife I would not have half the cool shit I do right now. All the time I spend on hobbies and other things would be sucked up. Women are fucking worthless money grubbing, attention whoring...WHORES

/spit

I encourage you anons to do the same. Become successful, and live a wonderful single life. Don't take those bitches shit. They only cause stress. Relax and enjoy your life

Beauty school slut. She looks like a trashy Long Island girl.

there is a great cocktail called a Mad Hatter's Tea Party you can make with gin. afaik you can't find the proper recipe online though

speaking of which, what do you think about when you masturbate? I need to know. For science

I wish you got dubs first.

beastiality is illegal

Obviously bro. Askl her how many tats she has. Then ask to see them

So is suicide

I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

Pan sexual? That's the gayest shit I've ever heard

I made a thread confessing that I'm going to kill myself by drinking bleach so that I can get a large audience to watch me do it but the thread never took off. You faggots are always telling people to an hero and when I'm actually going to do it on live broadcast, you ignore me?!?

Rerolling

she is clearly drunk and or high and this is basically rape

I've got to be honest. I'm a men's rights activist but I love a girl who loves tips. My penis is so wonderful and I fuck so powerfully you'd admit there are only 2 genders. I know what I am saying might triggers you but once I show you what I can do your sweet little clit will be trembling

I consider thiis a save.

why you messaging this girl almost a month later.

She likes gin so i stopped messaging her but now im bored and figured you fags wanted to have some fun

What is wrong with liking gin you savage?

Everything is wrong with gin? The taste, the hangover, what you mix it with, the brand names and ads, the target market is either old people or hipsters and all around its just fucking gross. Drink two shots and a hangover guaranteed if you can hold them down without throwing up. And martha has to buy four fucking gallons at a time then write a check for that shit as im standing in line behind her trying to buy my half of rum with exact cash. Fuck people who drink gin and fuck gin

Too soon

Gin is what drunks and old women drink