ITT: We create a new products that currently isn't for sale

ITT: We create a new products that currently isn't for sale.

Best product gets a free game of their choose from steam.

A cellphone that has rounded corners.

snackfood: peas and cheese.

it's basically cooked peas in a slab of cheese about the size of a candy bar.

Half-Life 3
/thread

What kind of cheese? Like strong or weak?
(Not op)

A fan that you can connect your dick to and it can spin you around

Nice dubs

Check these

Basically a tenga, but it leads to a cup so you can drink your cum

ideally it'd be cheap cheddar, but if it took off we could use all kind of cool cheese like Roquefort or Havaerti.

then we go all out and add a tiny amount of vinegar to the peas.

1) never ending cup: replicates liquids that are placed in cup. will never end. liquid always fresh,
2) onion gemsqaush hybrid
3) rubber bread: starts as normal loaf of bread, but can be literally stretched until desired length and cut. will retain stretched length.
4) explosive cheese sandwich
5)nuclear sandwich heater

(evilracc0on: whatever on my steam wishlist)

You sick fuck!

Um... Mods???

and then people would accuse us of selling out so we'd offer it without the vinegar but the damage would have been done and the millennials would go back to scraping moss off the back of turtles and eating that.

6) Cream cheese socks
7) canned cereal: cereal encased in gelatin milk.
8) mobile pocket coffee makers: just add a cup
9) whipped mayonnaise in a can
10) egg white and egg yellow infuser because mistakes happen
11) Nap-time abortion gun. discreet and quick. no side effects. replaces baby with gel

A device that scans chicks IRL and automatically finds their social media accounts so that you can stalk them. Or just approach them without the anxiety.

Invisible condors that you or your gf can't even feel

for when you need a scavenger, but just dont want it getting in the way of a good time.

12) Autism detection radar
13) mini barman: makes mini drinks
14) voice changing diapers, changes voice when wearing a diaper
15) solid wall encase: encases items in a solid wall instantly
16) idiot box: well instantly place near by idiots into box.
17) ice cream torpedo: will turn target into ice cream.
18) cash EFT: A device to which you deposit money in, and is automatically charged to your bank account.
19) Ramen flavored condoms
20) Dildo artillery emplacement: bombs marked target with millions of dildos
21) REEEE: screaming frogs purged from a Scandinavians ass into a face of choosing.
22) copy paste: a paste which replicate what ever it has come into contact with
23) irradiated cola: because why not
24) delete and repeat paste: a paste used for delete memories, causes the action to happen over again
25) Alzheimer in a bottle: similar product to above, may cause permanent side effects
26) lost item finder: amusing parasitic worm which attaches itself into brain, which will help you find lost items and whisper sexual things continuously

27) long term tactical nipple vest: tactical nipples, for the kinky hobo
28) dick squeezer: squeezes your dick when you being a dick
29) privilege checker: checks the other persons privilege before they check you. gives detailed information prior to exploding from being triggered.
30) crazy cement: like crazy string, only cement. great for parties
31) feral office monkey: for those diversity checks.
32) trigger spray: induces blinding headaches for triggered people
33) racism in a bottle: pour product onto anything bland, and make it racist as fuck.
34) canned happiness: happy for an hour
35) instant tent: push a button, tent appears, will not reappear in target location again after use.
36) Biodegradable sofas: because nature
37) smokers aroma: scents the area with smoke from cigars, etc
38) anti-vape and rape gun: stuns vapers and causes everyone to rape them
39) holocaust helper: for Jews and Germans alike
40) ass-tastic-rice: produced from the rectum to your plate. If it doesn't taste like ass, it aint ass-tastic.

Jesus-O's.

They're magically religious!

Steam: vulcan445

An adapter so your smartphone can be used as a scale.

41) atheism spray: spray on religious person, infect with temporary atheism.
42) turkey kebab remover: instantly removes kebabs from turkey
43) Albino toaster: changes the pigment of people with vast heat

OP, are you still here?

44) cp

*SNIFF SNIFF* I AINT SMELL NO FAGGOT
THINK HIS GONE

well that's original

a cereal bowl, with a strainer plit into compartments. pour milk into bottom up to line. pour cereal on top, lower it one compartment at a time so you can take your time enjoying your cereal without it getting too soggy.

This guy eats cereal

This guy gets trips

Witnessed

A Knife/Spoon/Fork sorta like in a Swiss Army Knife style of compartment

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it was meant to be a compliment

This is already a thing

Seriously? I've never seen it user

>APOLOGIES

FUG