Wake up

>Wake up
>See this

Wat do?

Tell that bitch she owes me a basket

"I hate monday laundry"

Place in washer on warm, add bleach because i am doing whites.

360 and walk away

That's not where you sleep, silly

Dump it in the nearest trash container.

Throw her in the laundry, clean this filthy slut up.

I would carry her to the couch and offer her a blanket when she wakes up startled, She will then realize im a very nice guy and we will watch some anime(Its her favorite) after that i will cook her a nice dinner and my years of cookin classes will pay off. After a few years of this we will get married and then we will finally do the dirty. (Aka sex)

I need a backup on Borderlands 2, can you play Maya?

>look for her phone to call for help
>no phone?
>cover with blanket
>leave a note:
>exits this way
then go back to path of exile

Put lid on basket and secure it with lots of tape. Make hole big enough for dick. Enjoy my new fleshlight.

is this copypasta

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Make sure she eats the entire bowl of eggs

/fred

idiot
learn how to radius

Put outside firestation

No we are gonna watch Naruto and im gonna cook her the best warm ramen, The warmth of the ramen will feel great after laying naked in the cruel cold world. I will then take the oppresive basket and slice it with all 3 of my katanas, She will be impressed by my 3 sword technique and will actually ask me on a date, i will act surprised laugh a little and kiss her. She will save her self for marriage though because she is a gentle soul.

Idiot
Learn how to not be cancer

*720 dumb faggot

Clean the fucking floor

kek

FEED HER EGGS

*1080 fucking pleb

Sooth my hangover. Last night must have been a rough night

>check carefully if she has a cock
>she hasn't
>throw the basket away

Under rated post

Needs cleanup
Hot bath
Shave cunt
Shampoo
Brush teeth twice
Get in bed
Learn to suck cock
Get fucked
Throw out the door naked and dripping come

Use it, then lose it.

Nah, actually I've got some space under my dresser to keep her in.

let her eat all these eggs

*make her eat all the eggs

>the fuck have all my clean clothes gone
>i have work in 20 minutes
>fucking whores

>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat these eggs

FUCKING FORCE FEED HER all the eggs.

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Have sex with her and go to work.

Shit in basket

Throw her in the washer put soap inb it on heavy load for 60min

ALL THE EGGS

fuck her

new faggggg :DDDDDD xDd

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But AMD master race

throw in washer

Call the cops is the only correct answer.

Sauce ?

Ask her why she so deplorable

SPIN CYCLE

cover it with pizza cheese

have crohns man that shit ain't funny

Fucking piece of shit broke the laundry basket

Turn around and put on some matching socks

Tie rope on basket
Tie other end to my Raleigh burner
Pedal like fuck down Street
Do epic skid so she flies off into the sunset

I would run downstairs and tell my mom that me and my sock finally made a beautiful girl and that she was a grandma

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/thread

sell her on ebay.

Offer she eggs.

Send her to her natural habitat, Hot Topic

Kek
Also, checked

Put her back in the washer she's still not clean yet

Rape til she's dead. Then finger fuck her asshole to shreds.

I'd ask her how she got into my household after I locked the door last night. I'd then give her some clothes out of pity and ask her to leave unless she doesnt have a place to go then I'd allow her to stay with me until she can get back on her feet. Also I'd fuck her