Trump Thread

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TRUMP 2016 + 2020

Me wuv Trump-san so wery much! He wery good wound eye!

They spelled 'Bush' wrong in that puzzle

>I'm so short sighted that the only things I care about are talking tough and getting rid of political correctness

Trump can't "get rid" of political correctness and he only says stupid shit like in your image to rile up all the single issue voters who's IQ isn't higher than room temperature

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No surprise at how shallow the Trump content is. It's all:

>muh PC culture
>obongo is an ape hurr

Trump is an American hero. He will save us.

America is full of angry men with tiny dicks and massive self esteem issues, who better to represent them?

Trump is an angel sent by Jesus. Trump will lead us into the Golden Age.

How do you honestly not see that he's simply saying the low hanging fruit type of shit that dumb people want to hear? I mean, it's completely obvious that he just makes empty populist type statements to appeal to retards that don't bother to research anything more complex that a Facebook share.

Trump will make America great again. He will make the dead rise from their graves.

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arrogant, ignorant, narcissist who thinks he is always right about everything.

totally unsuited to being president.

Anybody else think that this guy is gonna make a reality show out of his presidency??

Hi convict 325189, please bend over for your rectal exam.

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Donald Adolf Trump loves each and every one of us. He is our only friend in this cruel, heartless universe.

it will be called Idiocracy

can we talk about his tax returns now? you know the ones where he claims to give to charity, and gets tax breaks on it, but the charity never gets the money, so he is committing fraudulent evasion...

Let's all just get together and make America great again
Ok?

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if you look rally closely at this image of the Virgin Mary you can see that actually it is a photo of Donald Trump. Uncanny isn't it?

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when your guy is supported by white supremacists, you know you picked the wrong guy...

Trump is rich. When he becomes president then he will make us all rich as well.

Hm

he hates her. He couldn't buy her, he can't bully her, and he doesn't control her. But he loves his little Donnie, who owes him so much money, who is a little cowrd like all bullies, and can be easily cowed and manipulated. (look how the president of mexico spanked Donnie, and made him shuffle like a schoolboy - imagine what Putin will do...)

Hillary is no ones puppet. Lyin, fraudulent, corrupt Donnie is bough and paid for.

Trump is our friend. He just wants us to be happy. What’s wrong with that?

He's a typical super-rich dude always looking after himself. When he holds a press conference, it's really to promote his new hotel, or sell Trump water, or whatever. He charges his campaign for everything to his own businesses, so he's probably going to come out richer even if he loses.

"hillary is no one's puppet"

kekd hard
you're a fool if you think any recent president wasnt a puppet

oh wow, she has actually met another world leader when she was serving her country as one of the most powerful people on the planet.

Unlike Donald who has never served anyone but himself, and has never met him. but they are close friends and have a relationship, But he has never heard of him, Putin who? we are great friends. No I never said that, I don't care it is on tape, it wasn't me, look at the man in the red hat, that's a great hat...

Trump is a real man. Brave, smart, perfect body.

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trump is short tempered and ignorant of the basic facts about the constitution, lawmaking, foreign affairs, economics and the environment. when he is elected he will make us ignorant too.

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and you have a point? That Hillary is the most respected candidate by people who beleive in religious freedom in America, as guaranteed by the constitution, and Trump is seen as barely better than the religious nut jobs he beat in the primaries...

I will give you that at least Trump is an atheist. Even if he lies about that (as he lies about everything)

As a central european, I understand why tv here doesn't want Trump to win these elections.
Really, if he wins, shit's gonna go down both in the USA and here.
Please keep us away form Trump and Putin.
Cheers.

you have been listening to hard to the republicans if you think Obama is a puppet...

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Haha, the look on that old fucks face.
Wonder if he'll still vote for that liar.

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>so he's probably going to come out richer even if he loses.

So he wins either way? That means he's a really smart leader with a very keen financial mind.

Congratulations, you've just made an argument for Trump as president.

he does not mean only obama he means every president after JF kennedy who didn't want to listen so he got shot

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Hillary doesn’t like gay people.

Ding ding

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Hillary is a monster. She wants to kill us, eat us.

Wait till you see clintons fund use

Trump doesn’t lie. His heart is pure.

waiting.....if you got some dirt let's see it.

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I am for him, fuck hillary last night i kept waking up every hour or so because hillary was attacking me with these huge dense towel blankets with resources built in I didnt understand any of it I just dont want it to happen

I have bad dreams about Hillary. One time I dreamed she had these red eyes, she looked like the devil. She started attacking me. I woke up sweating. I went to the bathroom, looked at myself in the mirror and saw all these claw marks on my back and right side!

How much plastic surgery has this bitch had?

None. She is perfect looking because her father is perfect looking.

LOL

I’m hoping, after he becomes president, he will bang her. Ideally, he will do it in the Oval Office, televised, on Christmas morning.

You act like this is a problem
On Cred Forums
A place where I've seen loli, shota, gore porn, interracial, beastiality, incest stories, furry, and consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation and you think remind me donald trump has a smoking hot 10/10daughter that any man in his right mind would want to bend over a table and fuck so hard he'd snap his dick off in it will somehow convince me to vote for an old ugly dried up woman who can't even walk without people proper her up.

See this is why we know you're either a shill or a new fag. No one who has been on Cred Forums for more than a month is phased by potential incest.

Trump is the new Hitler. New and improved!

fuck off back to your safe space faggot

Trump is perfect. Only God is perfect. Thus, Trump is God.

did you see the latest episode? pretty funny the way mr garrison had no idea what to do when he actually won

kek

I'm a Trump supporter.

So in USA, the land of the free, you go to jail just for punching someone?

The punch was most likely provoked as well, having seen how anti-Trump people behave.

people thinking dick size has anything to do with anything are really dumb. all this image does is make fun of the millions of men that just happened to be born with a small dick.

>making fun of someone for skin color, not ok
>making fun of someone for gender, not ok
>making fun of someone for dick size, ok?
ripping on someone for something they are born with is better than being racist how exactly?

its male privilege, they can joke about our sexuality and how small our dicks are, no harm done

you do the same to a woman, they scream rape. which its called power.