Confession thread

Work on some courage and move on her

I accidently showed my gf's nudes to my friends.

i know the feel user, been in love with the same girl for five years, twenty now, extremely toxic relationship on both parts, but always sorted shit out, dont really speak now only time we speak is when one of us is wasted and have a moment of weakness and tells the other how we feel, the girls fucking amazing tho, been through two relationships since all ruined because of her but i do the same to her, ever seen hancock with will smith, its pretty similar to that where it feel like we should be together and we are drawn to each other but s soon as we get close again everything goes to shit

i regularly steal the dirty underwear of my friends mom and his younger sister. i sniff them while wanking.

>Femanon btw

Fucking irrelevant. Tits, stfu or gtfo

I posted on craigslist before saying that I was a virgin and looking to lose my virginity, at the time I was a 25M who had already well past lost his virginity. Some 7/10 girl contacted me, she was bbw material but at the same time I found her attractive. I played the 'innocent male virgin' type the whole time and she dug every bit of it. Que 1 week later we meet up park are cars near each other, I get in her car and we start talking about whats gonna happen. She gets her tits out and gives me a condom and 'explains' to me what I should do. Meanwhile I'm sitting there amazed that this fat older woman happens to have the nicest looking pair of tits I've ever seen. Long story short I fuck her most of the night in the car (one hour?) and she asks If I was really a virgin, compliments me, then we part ways and never speak again. That night, I go home to my then girlfriend and cuddle into bed with her. Never told anyone, not proud of it, don't understand it, and forever hated myself for it.

I do opiates and xanax was into heaver stuff years ago its impossible to maintain a healthy relationship wile using if you get help n get your shit together youll basically get a do over addiction is the best copout or just take enough xanax to not care about anything that works 2

You're cool. First time I heard that. Very original.

I order my bars by the 100's

surely you know the rule?

Enjoy going through the withdrawals. I've done opiates and benzos for long periods and it's totally not worth the misery it ultimately causes.

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I lost my virginity by blackmailing a girl because I randomly saw her kissing a guy that wasn't her boyfriend at the time. The boyfriend was a muscular dude that got jealous easily. He probably knows

I'm sorry that drugs have had such a toll on your life. I know few people who've gone through withdrawals and had their lives pretty much ruined by not being able to stop, but I've also known people who don't WANT to stop and enjoy it. Overall though, I'm sorry that drugs stop you from feeling like you can have a good relationship and I wish you luck.

I sucked my best friend's dick when I was 14 at a sleepover. I was drunk and to this day I pretend I don't remember. He hasn't brought it up either. I'm 20 now

whenever i slept over my friends house as a kid i would sneak into his sisters room and grope her, she was such a heavy sleeper

I love my girlfriend but i really want to bang other girls who have been interested in me for a while now

My 9yo kid managed to see the pattern unlock for my phone. Saw a bunch of nudes from the girl I was seeing at the time. I'm 24btw.

Anyway, instead of being a good parent. I sat there and showed him more. He was intrigued, a lot. I still told him not to be going through peoples things. And he obliged.

So I start asking him on a 1-10 scale what was she. He said 9. He was on point. Girl was my age, just a little too tiny. Short and very thin. So I start joking about trying to find the "perfect 10".

Long story short, it lead to me bringing home 13 different women within a short time. Probably 3 months. Every time after this woman would, or I would take them home. Him and I would just spend days talking and comparing the women. He never saw them nude or anything. But I let him talk how he wants. You'd swear your talking to a 20 year old, because he's mature, but just cussing and everything. Titties, pussy, bitch, cunt. I don't let him say fuck though. It was the best time we had short from amusement parks.

Talks to everyone with respect, his mother (separated), both grandmothers. Aunts/uncles. He takes karate and plays little league. But when it's him and I. It's time to pull bitches and whores. You'd be surprised by this kids wingman abilities.

He'll be 11 in January, and I do believe I'm raising a fucking Mac daddy.

I have no idea where to start to even quit/seek help. Everytime I take xanax I have to have at least alcohol with it. I used to be into crack but dealer got arrested. I just wish he tried to stick around to help. He just thinks I can't stop within a snap of my fingers.

I have scripts for both and a basically and an unlimited supply on top of that so no withdrawals coming anytime soon or ever

I'm a tranny and I haven't told my bf

i'm post-op

I don't even enjoy the feeling. I just need it to feel normal. But thanks user.

Some rekt/gore makes me cry

ha! fag

Relateable.

i get a boner instead

does the pussy work ok? Or do you have to lube it each time? Do you think he knows - or haven't you gone that far yet?

watch you don't cut yourself

Pics with stamp

Issue is i dont ask for threesomes cause its made things more complicated in the past for me so i dont bother

more of her?

I grow magic mushrooms for a living

ty i'll be more careful next time

we had sex several times, I use lube and he doesn't mind at all
but like I don't think I will ever tell him I used to be a guy

be thankful you dont have access to crack anymore its the fast track to fucking up your live or land behind bars for turning tricks also learned pretty quick never to drink on xanax too many stupid decisions. you should explain that addiction is a disease and take him to a na/aa meeting with you any reasonable person that cares for you will support you n help you through it wile better understanding your strife

When he finds out you should say "what a twist" then look away like youre looking at a camera

I cum in my wife's and daughter's oatmeal on a regular basis

>plot twist
>her bf has been on Cred Forums with suspicions

That screencap kills me

Must be some sexy oatmeal

do you cum from sex too?

This is my weakness. Smelling the panties of a mother and her teenage daughter is a huge turn on for me.

Mooooar bruh

fuck yeah

if he found out I am afraid he would actually kill me because he's pretty homophobic

I also had scripts, and still have a klonopin script and thought the same thing, but it isn't that simple. The doctor isn't going to keep increasing your rx once it reaches a certain point, and your tolerance is going to get too high and you'll be fucked, but best luck.

I'm a 20 year old guy and I used to suck my cousins dick in the closet when I went to his house he's 2 years older and I sexually assaulted both my cousins (girls) when I was 15

If he was going to kill you you might aswell have some fun

How did you end up with a homophobe?

Can't hold a relationship because I'm bipolar and can't help but to cheat during manic episodes.
The rush is fucking great.

he hit on me at a party, pretty standard really

I had an affair with a gay man. He fell in love. I got him to buy me heroin and he wanted to try it so i shot him up. A few months later i tried to get in touch for a blow job. I found out he had ODed weeks before. It was essentially my fault. I killed a gay

been doing it for years maintain by taking bare minimum to feel normal/good an occasionally taking more when I'm off work/ not making sales Florida is a pill mill state no problem finding drs if i ever need to, always feel happy + make lots of extra income = wining

How passable are you??

WIN

I have no idea how to start talking to him again though. Last time we talked was 6 months ago. Also a retarded question but will I still be able to go to aa meetings under 21? I'm 19

100%

Bullshit post pics w/o face

pic plez

pic or gtfo

I don't actually exist

Me too loser

Pix now with time stamp

yes they accept anyone any age but na will have a lot more people your age talk to him after you do a few steps, one of them is to make amends its the perfect excuse to call him your supposed to just to complete the step call apologise for you addiction and the stress it caused for you 2 be sincere and confident pull some heart strings don't grovel or cry he will be impressed and see your getting your shit together

You can age doesnt matter in AA , just seek help , if you believe in god hold on to it , and do it for your self not for someone else bc if he leaves you you gonna go bck to the old habbit ... best of luck femanon

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I lost my virginity to an escort 8/10. No fucking regrets. Was awesome

or just take a hit and call him now and act like your on step 4 or what ever n make amends act like you've been going to meeting for 6 months google some meeting locations an na/aa lingo hide your drugs better

Being with an escort isn't remotely the same
no connection
you're still missing out

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user that i know. But was awesome for what it was. But loving someone and then fucking that person is a hole different story

ur 24 and u have a 9yo kid? the fucks wrong with u

>whole
I know, not hatin
find someone you like
ass aint everything

Noted

So your deepest secret is your fucking retarded? News flash that was no secret try again

Fake and gay

Whoa. What were you thinking when you posted on cl in the first place?

>Every time I talk to people it's just an act to get them to like me. I don't really like people but I think socializing is important. I find having to be social physically exhausting and after a few days of doing it straight I just get grumpy and short tempered
>I only go for girls that are highly sought after/hard to get/supposed to be unavailable. I enjoy flirting with girls who hang with groups of guys who I know will never get to fuck her, girls with boyfriends, and girls who say they arnt interested. I don't know why I do this to myself tbh.
>I'm minutely a sadist and a masochist. I vaguely enjoy the emotional and physical pain of others, and the same on myself. I browse my fair share of gore. I don't give too many fucks about the well being of others, but I'm against violence and for society and helping others on a Philosophical level.
>I'm extremely depressed. Everything is hard. I want to tell people this often because I feel like I will be able to ease the pain. I also drink to stop it. Killing myself would be a good option.
>I've never told anyone but I'm a pretty conservative Trump supporter but I say I'm liberal to other people because I know they'll just jump to prejudice conclusions about me from saying it.

Obese, fedora, neck beard

I'm shit at greentext.

Also I'm hung up about my fwb. I'm pretty in love but I know she'll never be interested.
I wish I could describe my situation to you guys but she's so confusing that I don't think it could be conveyed properly through text.

same

so in other words you cant get women so you blame the women or yourself for going after unavailable ones or for them being uninterested/available

other than trump (lol) your just like the rest of us or any other introvert for that matter

I weigh like 8 stone 10 pounds. I'm not so straightforwardly autistic as that but I'm probably pretty bad. I'm pretty successful with girls and socially so I don't really feel like a neck beard as such. I'm pretty fucking autistic though I look like an Italian chef with the quality of spaghetti I drop sometimes.

in short you care too much about what others think about you, learn to live for yourself, it'll make the depression go away eventually.

mmmk

see
also
I fuck enough. I left a year and a half long relationship over the summer and I've had two steady fwb since I got out of the relationship. When I said I flirted with girls who were supposed to be unavailable I was never implying that I didn't get lucky with them.

anyone thinking of this shit?

I want to watch my girlfriend get fucked by someone she works with.

Silly girl.

>fuck yeah
I'm happy for you - you must have had a good surgeon.

see
your only lying to yourself

>be me, 23 year old teacher
>met a 17 year old girl at a summer job in july
>she's in the same school as where i teach now
>she's 9/10 easily
>has spotted me in school but doesn't talk to me cause would be awkward i guess
>want to pound her voluptuous ass with the force of a 1000 bisons

maybe you've been more helpful to the environment than what you really think

I did this, but I didn't get to watch

Pattern unlocks are the stupidest shits in existence, please tell me most of you know this. I easily learned the pattern locks of every single one of my friends who used one. Our brains are good at patterns, and they use bright lights and shit. See it once and you've got it.

I find older (35-58 so far) year old women on CL and give them foot massages, suck their toes and sometimes get foot jobs. In all other ways I'm a normie faggot

how??

Holy shit user!

Sorry, what do you mean by "how"?

In 2010 i took a week vacation to go to Vegas with some bros. My boss asked me if i could come in Saturday (i was leaving Sunday and saturday afternoon i had directtv coming out to hook up my cable) and run a dump trailer with 3 tons of soil a couple hours away to a landfill. I agreed but I would have to leave at 6am to make it back in time to meet cable guy. Fastforward to saturday, when i get to the yard, whoever used the dump trailer last fucked up the wiring for the lights and hydraulics. I could have fixed it but i would have missed the cable guy. Call boss and say i cant fix it and go home, get cable, and go to Vegas. Fastforward to Wednesday around 11am, drunk already at frankies tiki lounge. Get a call from the boss. They sent the new guy (50 some odd year old dude with a wife and 18 year old son) to dump the soil and he lost control of the truck and went head on into a semi. Dead af. Because i didnt want to reschedule my cable hook up.

you told them it was fucked and they still sent a dude out there to use it without fixing it. what's the problem?

How did you convince her to do it

Tits, bitch...your gender was unnecessary!

Nah our electrician rewired it the following monday before the guy left. It was just the trailer lights and the hydraulic that makes the bed dump that was fucked up.

I was her first and I asked her if she was curious. Initially she said no, but I let her know that I was OK with it. We used it sometimes as a roleplay game during sex. Then one day she sort of sidled up to the subject, obviously concerned that I'd get mad. Turns out there was an attractie guy at work had been hitting on her, and she was curious. I said if she wanted, she revisited the decision until she was sure I wasn't going to get mad, then she decided to go through with it.

Is that what you wanted to know?

Fuck me sideways, that sucks dude

>I was in in a tumultuous, sometimes physically abusive relationship with my current gf
>shits cool now, worked out a lot of her issues
>recently started seeing a counsellor at uni, first time I'd talked about it with anyone
>bringing these suppressed emotions up has hit me like a ton of bricks and right now is the most depressed I've felt in forever.
>can't get anything done
>fuck around on Cred Forums and binge play old tony hawk games

That's funny

Prepare for a well deserved ass kicking you lying faggot motherfucker.

She don't look super young.
Hold old is gril faggot? 40?

kek'd

Wasted quads

I'm actually pretty sure I know this feeling
>Used to work as a security guard in a shitty town.
>Would just fuck around on over night shift 10pm-6am. whipping around the parking lot in the patrol car
>Lots of drugs and nigs in the area, but I fucking keep my shit judge dredd style
>Pretty much have a rule "I dont give a flying fuck what your doing, so long as its off my post
>One night just driving around
>See a car parked at the closed bank at 2am. sketchy as fuck. Had alot of people getting mugged useing that atm so I'm watching it.
>Get there, one guy comes out, waves me down. The other is a tweaked out looking mother fucker who tries to hid under his seat
>fucks going on here?
>"Im so sorry! We are waiting for a friend to get dropped off and drive. I lost my wallet and it had my license in it. Didnt want to drive without it."
>Tweekers giving me some mean ass fucking looks. Dont like it
>Parking at a closed atm at 2am is a sure fire way to get police attention. Go across the street, and your not my problem
>"Ok but I dont have my license-"
>Tweeker gets his head out and says "fuck you"
>You take my advice and leave this bank or I call the police and say I have suspects for the muggers that have been jumping people at this atm recently
>Nice guy gets in his car and drives across street
>He gets into the dark parking lot, immedietly a cop rolls up on them
>Tweeker up and runs into the brush
>They aressted the nice guy for driving without a license, and the tweeker planted drugs all over his car and got away

I still feel kinda bad. I could have just sat in my vehicle till the friend came (which she did), but I just wanted my area clean and no paper work.

not irrelevant at all. She didn't want to seem a queer since mentioning a bf.

as someone who only drinks and knows nothing about harder drugs. How much money are we talking about here? I'm honestly curious. an 18 pack of beer sets me back close to $20 every week and it cuts into my monthly budget,,, I can't even imagine doing anything harder/more expensive.

And there's a moral. If you've dealt with your shit and all's good, talking it over with some retarded counsellor will only reopen wounds.

If you've got shit preying on your mind and fucking up your life, then maybe talking will help. If you've got it all squared away, then it won't.

I like this one girl at work. She has a kid and I don't have the courage to ask her out or even find out if she has a boyfriend/husband.

This is why you don't let unqualified people run shit. Him crashing shoukdnt have had anything to do with trailer wireing unless he was rearended.

Not your fault user.

what kind of secret is that?

Nice kid bro :D

I still have regular faps over the girl across the street from my family home. She is my oldest female friend, a bit of a butterface and has put on quite a bit of weight since she stopped being active and sporty. Would still love to cum over her face. She got a bit flirty with me over snapchat but came to her prudish senses and ratted me out to my girlfriend. Been having a lot of relationship issues lately and that certainly didn't help.

Follow her around stealthily. Wait until she gets to a shadowy area, put on your mask, and gloves and her gag and blind fold.Throw her in your trunk, take her to an abandoned building far away from city folk with a basement. Proceed to use her as your own personal sex toy as you fuck her until her mind breaks and she obeys your orders without question. Marry her, and enjoy her pussy whenever. Alternatively, get another gril and use her whenever you want.

I like to fuck myself with my own cock like this

this is pretty much normal. My wife doesn't really mess with my porn watching, and I have gone to strip clubs... both with her and by myself. However, there is a line I can't and won't cross.. and that's sleeping with someone else.

Hmmm.. wait I did fucked a girl while deployed in the navy, and we where married less than a year already.

As guys we tent to be less selective and tent to want to fuck around more

I'm pretty sure I'm dead and all of this is some weird kind of limbo. I keep it to myself because it sounds crazy.

Havefakedmyentirecareer.
Fuckedbestfriendsgirl.
fuckedgfsister.
overdosedandwokeupwithbitchondick.

mr cockroach, at your service

Fuck em.

Not your fault some retard lost his shit and has poor choice in friends.

What are you regretting? Figure out what's bothering you about how the relationship ended and work to fix it.

If it just ended because she lost interest than not much you can do user. Work on problems you see in yourself, as you fix those the other problems you're facing either fix themselves or get easier to deal with

I've seen some girls with not so nice pussies and it was never an issue. You should be alright if you don't say anything.... Oh but wait, what about the not getting pregnant thing and all that missing inside machinery?? hmmmm

But no one asked, faggots. If someone did call em a queer or asked for gender, then it would be understandable.

I have 4 parallel relationships, and sometimes I don't know why I do it. The chase is better than the catch, ya' know

SHOW US YOUR TITS!!! YOU FUCKING COW!!

I constantly buy medical edibles, even though theres nothing wrong with me

Begin casually talking to her

Right. Dude was horribly unqualified. I just wish i had said "fuck the cable, I'll get it when i get back from Vegas" and repaired the wiring and dumped it myself. 1000% sure i would have made it there and back. It's hard not to feel partially responsible.

> Be me
>I Started when she was a baby, making her sucking my cock.

>Kept doing that until she was 4, she used to spend a lot of time in my house, don't remember exactly how I talked her into doing it willingly, but at some point she just did it like it was normal.

>at some point i started fucking her, i stopped when she was 9 but still had a good relationship.

>when she was 11 we resumed but now she was enjoyin it. when she was 16 I confesed what I did when she was a baby and didn't speak to me in 3 years.

>Now and then she sucks my dick when she's drunk but she always regrets it immediately.

pic related

how was this your fault?

I've never ordered that many, but $3-$5 a pill if you're just getting a few. Just a guess but I'd say anywhere from .50-1.00 a pill at that many

I wonder if the pussy feels the same... I would pay some serious $$$$ to answer that for myself.

How's that working out for you Cred Forumsro? Most I ever sold at one time was 1/2 pound. Used it to buy a shiny new guitar.

My main obstacle is that you need quite a bit of space to grow enough to make a living off of it, and I've always lived in small apartments where unless I wanted my bedroom to be overcome by grow tubs, I settled for just a couple at a time.

Damn user, more?

awe, just tell her? :D

>7/10
>BBW
Nigga what?!?!

Not directly my fault but i could have prevented it if i had just done the repairs and taken it myself.

BBW, kek you should be ashamed faggot!

Yes user, bigger women are beautiful too if you leave the basement and see for yourself

not worse than an inb4
face it you're a faggot, lurk moar

How much money did you spend on surgery? How long have you been on HRT?

You're 20, you won't have a stable relationship for at least another 5-10 years.

Dude, i know how u feel, i made something similar (but just oral sex). And i know the guilt u can feel with your gf or wife.

But my advice is to not blame yourself, everyone have secrets and have made some mistakes; and you can blame and hate yourself OR you can realise you are a humanbeen and its your final porpuse to learn about your mistakes and move on.

Your mistakes dont define yourself, the things you learn about it does. Move on and live your life loving yourself

what do you want to know?

(it actually feels good to get it off my chest)

I met a girl off CL for a coffee.
married with kids

I fap to online clips of young gymnastics girls in tight shiny leotards

If they have a visible cameltoe I moan out loud every time I see it

I got married to young to a hot girl 8/10that dosent like sex.... all i want to do is other people would even do 3/10s XD

How old are you?

Do you both eber actually talk about stopping? Or does she genuinly enjoy it

What is the age difference?

Holy shit

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Diff user. I was married at 22. Still married 11 years later.

rofl'd
pics for extra

This. My wife made me go see a shrink after my best friend killed himself. Did absokutley nothing. $100 an hour for a litteral faggot to tell me i need a hobby. My hobby is working 90 hours a week so i dont die broke and a faggot like u... smh. Fuck therapy...

You three need to learn the fucking rules. She's not OP and not an attention whore.

It gets better man. You're feeling like shit because you're confronting things for the first time. You'll work through it

23 i cant just leave her been together for 5 years and lived together for 3. Really enjoy her company as we both play vidya but now shes headed to college and will be gone for weeks at a time

wow! as a suspected... you people must be fatcats. I could not afford that. Must be nice

Good for you. Statistically you had about a 50/50 chance. I'm just saying most people aren't mature enough and shouldn't be trying too hard to be in anything serious at that point.

I used to tell my cousin to suck my dick when she was 6. I would close her eyes and tell her to suck on it liek a lollipop. I would lick her tits and suck on her small pussy but she soon loved to suck my dick and wanted me to do more to her. I stopped talking to her for years. She's 15 now. I just met her.

Another story, different cousin from mom's side now. When she was sleeping, I licked her tits,licked my finger and shoved it in her ass. Used her underwear to masturbate.

On Step Mom's side. Told my 7 year old boy cousin that I wanted him to suck on a lollipop and just shoved my dick in his mouth. A few times, then I had to stop. He was annoying.

Now I'm just hoping they forgive me for what I've done to them. God be with me.

My secret is I'm an eproctophile. I've had this fetish since I was a young boy. It all started with one of my sister's on a bet. She said if I won I'd get anything I wanted, and if she won she'd get anything she wanted. Well I ended up winning and so I told her what I wanted. She laughed but obliged. It was one of the best times of my life. It's rare to find women now that are interested in it, though.
Also, I love your picture. I would stick my nose directly in that ass so she can rip loud wet farts up my nose.

fucking kill yourself

If you don't break it off before you cheat on her you'll ruin any chance of keeping her as a friend. You should be honest with her and yourself and talk to her about this.

Ive already cheated on her once with a 2/10 who could really suck a dick but immidiately regretted it

It felt just natural, I remember that sometimes I would pick her up from the Kindergarden and she would touch my dick in the car, I remember that one time I even made her suck my dick in the car. (can´t believe how stupid I was back then)

13 years

>>Be me 38 wife kid good job
>>closet faggot
>>Smoke weed occasionally but live in cali so whatever
>> Never touch the hard stuff
>>Last week get hot my as fuck for some dick
>>Craiglist here I come
>>find two guys PNP'ing and reply
>> say never partied before and want to try
>> go to house get naked and get it on
>> first smoke a bunch of meth, then massive booty bumps while getting fucked and sucking dick
>> then guys say if you really want to do it the best way is to slam it
>> say fuck it, they tie me off and give me the point
>>Fucking amazing
>>Get Tina dick, they give me a viagra
>> then break out the G
>>I'm on cloud 9 and getting spit roasted
>> fuck for like 6 or 7 hours
>>go home, pick up snacks for wife on the way home
>> act like nothing happened
>> yep I'm a total piece of shit

Yea, totes bro! I too, am attracted to continents, kek!

He obviously hasn't squared it away if he's emotional during therapy. You obviously failed at therapy. When therapy is successful, the things that haunted you no longer do, or haunt you less. The most extreme traumas can be overcome. Overcoming them is different than trying to forget about them, really. It's a glorious feeling, a lightness of the mind.

Yeah, but shit happens. Who knows, maybe u escaped death that day.

Fucking bullshit.
Try harder faggot.

fucking kill yourself

The fuck you kind

Once every month I take a shitload of drugs and I party with strangers. Its always amazing and i've met some amazing people while doing it. Yet all my normal friends absolutely hate drugs and I act like I hate it too. I know if i'd talk about it honestly I would lose at least half of my friends and job.

Meh, if it's an occasional thing than its not much different than a case of beer. 4 bars might run me 12-20 but it'll last all weekend at 2 a night.

It's when you're addicted that it becomes expensive

Same.

But doesn't this require special lighting which can alert authorities do to the high electricity usage?

Damn, me too - that's hot

Stop being a pussy and come out to your wife faggot. Everyone will be happier in the long run. Closet homosexuals ruin it for everyone.

A baby what age?

.... Well, it's a confession thread. To be fair, the cousin on the mom's side was 16 at the time. She's 21 now.

Sparkle Motion!

Not this user, but big negative, actually you need a darker place to grow them successfully, fungi don't rely on photosynthesis

i used to spy on my daughters mother when she showered

3-4 months i guess

Problem is that I love pussy too and love my wife, just need dick from time to time, still feel like shit though

I let a dog eat beefaroni out of my asshole when I was like 19 or 23 or something inbetween.

This shit always kills me

Boring prick

Prepare yourself for some real shitty anus because I can't stay in a relationship over one girl I'm in love for 16 years. I'm 36 now.

So tell her that. You're allowed to be bi. You never know, she could be into it. My wife would love it if I was.

Shiny leotards and fat girls make me diamonds

>illidan.jpg
>Doomsayer pic

did you suck other dicks since ?

if not, why?

>confession thread

This still doesn't mean I believe your shit story.

Silly girl

Are you cute? Face plox.

It sounds like you really have things under control. Good for you user, I'm almost a little jealous, I could use some adventure like that. If it's once a month then it's just kind of this thing you do. It's not like your life is overcome with drugs. Your friends don't need to know this about you. Cheers man

nigger

I've hinted at it before bur she just not that type of chick, tried to get her to peg me but not luck, closest I get is her being ok with me having an anal vibrator, nothing else.
Also will never do meth or any of that shit again cuz face that. The come down was so bad I was fucked for like a week.

Kekd

>Some rekt/gore makes me cry

I feel u...

Moar faggot, plox be explicit

strawpoll.me/11248578

vote

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Yeah I know how you feel, I've been in love with a girl since I was 7-8 I'm 18 now. I've basically tried to forget about but it's hard

Niqqa

>be me, a mormon
>be assigned by buddy for our two year mission
>given several pairs of temple garments (mormon underwear)
>it is very important that we wear mormon underwear at all times to avoid temptation
>some time around 6 months in to the mission I was losing faith because nobody ever wanted to hear the word or listen to me
>closing door after closing door after "fuck off" after "go away"
>go back to our shared room
>i excuse myself to go to the bathroom
>remove my mormon underwear
>stand for 6 minutes without my mormon underwear on
>panicked and put them back on when my buddy asked if I was ok through the door
>never told him what happened
>never told anyone
>no one ever found out

if true you should die

Pics of gril cousins?

man, you just opened my eyes to a new venture. Starting my research now. Any recommendations/tips. I already work from home selling items online and youtube.... but I need a supplemental my income. Life is comfy, but I been stagnant for the past five years, and I need to expand my assets. Maybe get me a new car and a house to get the family off my back. I was an office drone before, and there is no way in hell I'm going back to that.

You're both wrong.
Sunlight is a pinning trigger for them, but it's the weakest pinning trigger and doesn't matter much.

There are lightbulbs you can get in the right spectrum to mimic sunlight (our normal incandescent and fluorescent bulbs obviously don't do that), and you can get them on a day/night cycle.

The thing about the light usage is both correct and stupid. Nothing about the "daylight" bulbs tips off authorities. They're just normal bulbs with different spectrums. However if you had a shitload going at once then yes it would get hot and show up on infrared. They can catch weed growers this way. But if you were shooting an amateur movie with set lights it would be hot too... see what I'm saying? They can't raid your house because you have a lot of lights turned on, thats retarded.

And once again, light is the least important pinning trigger. You don't even need to mess with it if you don't want to.

Step 1: Get cuckold paramour on social media
Step 2: Live happily with cuckold

Yeah but that's the problem with staying in the closet, when it's built up to the point that you have no choice but to release you're going to go overboard. I would just tell her that you'd like to get railed by a guy once a month. She can either be a part of it or not but it's something you need.

Ask away

He killed himself. Take solace in the fact that he died feeling fucking great!

>enabling pedophiles

so here i come...

i broke with mi gf last year, she says she feels unconftable (yeah, cuz she had 18 and hide the fack that we fuck, from her mother)...

so i regret 2 things.

first: she cheat on me, while i still being loyal from even today.

second: leave her un-pregnant.

so mi biggest secret its, that we met on february this year (almost 6 months after we broke) and we fuck wildly and good. and i didnt see her again after that.

and yes, i alrready know at that time she cheat on me btw.

the real secret is im a fucking cuckold. and an idiot.

Even after 15 years x twice a week of therapy, I still have mental issues and sexual disfunction because of the things my mother did.
I blame her for my life being garbage even though I'm just fucking lazy and dumb.

I just bought a few cans and now i dont think ill be able to eat them now..

what relation is it?

I'm going to find him, and tell him user! Watch out for falling hammers bra.

>missing out on superficial normie "connections"
How terrible

Good advise, bit seriously scared to do it, my shrink say just about the same thing but I honestly think she would leave me asap. I love our life together and love her, can image anyone else I want to get old with and she feels the same way, don't want to ruin it just cuz I need some dick on the side from time to time, total conundrum ugh

what's your relationship with her?

Sounds like you didnt love him enough to give up the one thing he wanted. He probably felt like he was compromising by letting you smoke and you blind sided him. Relationships require you to understand the other persons sacrifices. you deserved it unfortunately... all for a high

When I was 14 or 15 I fucked an 8 year old boy in the ass. He cried afterwards. I never saw him again.

I hope that kid is OK.

You should complete the cleansing and kill yourself.

>>daughters mother
>>sneaky user

Oh shit doubble doubble digit dan hows the mormon life treating you now?

pegue.net/8KyP

that sounds kinda hot to me 2bh

1. Ive been in love with the same girl for over 10 years now, which is why im scared of having a serious relationship
2. Depression caused by gender dysphoria and the fact that ill never be the person I want to be

she's my cousin

I'll save you a ton of time and effort right here:

>Don't buy kits.
You're a money wasting faggot if you do. Anyone who tells you to buy a kit you can instantly ignore as an idiot.

>Go straight to grains
Don't bother with PF cakes. It got a reputation for being the noob grow method but everyone who does it and then moves on to grains just wishes they didn't waste their time with fucking PF cakes. Those who never move on from PF cakes are retarded.

You'll want to start growing before you've done enough research. Don't. Read motherfucker, read.

>shroomery.org is not only the best resource but it is the only resource you'll ever need. You can look through the "grow" part of the site to get your bearings but be careful - a lot of information is outdated as better grow methods were found, and they didn't update that part of the site because the real site is about the forums.
>in other words, go to the forums and start reading.

Listen to RR and the other mods/ guys who've been doing it for ages.

God speed and post pics for science

its called depersonalization
not dangerous but it can fuck you up real bad
i feel like im dreaming most of the time and sometimes i forget things like, what season it is
not curable, at least not quickly

shit, never even thought about the usage of infrared from the air. Still pretty risky.

The spirit of the rule is to limit any attention whoring by Cred Forumsitches faggot. And she is an attention whore for mentioning she's female to attract conversation from white knight!
You fuckstick

cousin

I have a regular job that I make good money at but I also do hit jobs

Lost my shit thank you user.

fuck off

Region?

Nothing wrong with an inb4. But no one asked if she had a pussy.

Client list pls

Not the other annon but you should learn the difference between talking and attention whoring. The femannons startibg threads and posting face/body pics are usually the attention whore

Um. Welcome I guess.

kek ya hes probably over it by now

youtube.com/watch?v=hQcdhL8OaeQ

is alright man i work on a ghetto club,drink some beer, i also work as security

Joseph?

This any notable people you kill for?

I am an addict. Not to a particular drug, but I am addicted to the feeling of having my mind altered. I regularly use amphetamines, MDMA, LSD, 2CB, kratom, weed, yet I am still functioning above average, working on my PhD. Nobody knows about this. Even my friends who take drugs as well don't know about the extent of my use.

Tits or gtfo attention seeking cunt.

thanks

Nah.

I thoroughly believe he intentionally ODed. I taught him and told him that a heroin suicide is like falling asleep you just die. Youre just a sweaty, feces covered mess.

Boogers shooting out and everything.

Fucked my sister once, I was 16 and she was 15. Our parents weren't home, and we decided to see what it was like. Ended up becoming a regular occurrence up until a year later.

Yeah but he was in a bad situation too. I might have just been a bump in a really horrible road.

North East United states

I need to get this off my chest because I can't tell anyone in my actual life or they will hate me. I am being cucked by my sister after I ate her out while she was drunk and passed out. She woke up mid-orgasm and drama unfolded, until finally she decided she wouldn't tell anyone so long as I do what she says.

try lurking cunt

How old are you now? How is your relationship?

Ingrid?

Kill/kill for any notable people?

Fucking bullshit.

There is NO FUCKING WAY that flesh hole cave you call pussy actually passes off as a vagina.

He knows. He's just such a faggot, he sleeps telling himself "as long as no one else knows".

Fucking disgusting. Faggot.

Oh and you might want to buy RR's video series. It's $10 and although it's not comprehensive (it assumes you know a few things) it's great to have such clear visual aids for all the stuff you've been reading.

It's not necessary but the vids have been helping growers for years. I think it's worth the $10

what the fuck am I reading?

Uh oh don't kill me please.

How were you trained? Ex-military? CIA?

also, fuck off.

What kind of things

I want to be smart and graduate college to make my parents happy but I'm too stupid to do it. All I'm good at is playing video games

>be me straight out of senior school
>wee young lad at sixteen
>wanted to get my own money because parents poor and I'm an only child
>dad helps me get a job as store clerk
>store owner is dad's friend
>store owner looks like a human shrek
>huge ass giant towering 6 feet 5 or something
>takes the job because money
>i wore shorts a lot back in the days so i went to work wearing shorts most of the times
>the store owner / my boss enters store
>greets me and slaps my ass
>wtf.jpg
>boss acts like nothing happened and shows me around
>the ass slapping became a routine
>i simply didn't mind it much because money
>everyday he comes and smacks my ass and checks the stock and shit
>one day i was asked to come help him to restock
>went because more money
>only me and boss and honestly, i wasn't even slightly scared
>was rocking my brown shorts again
>the usual ass slap occurs
>but this time, the hand stays there
>mfw he gropes my ass
>wat.jpg
>tells me i can get even more money showing him some skin
>i back the fuck away fucking scared
>he asks me to calm down and to relax
>i couldn't, but i tried to act tough
>he told me he only wanted to see skin
>nope
>he said he'd give me 50 buck on the spot if i flash him
>mfw i actually thought about it after a few seconds of silence
>back then, 50 dollars was an unbelievable amount
>i hesitated and asked shitty questions for like thirty minutes
>finally flashed him
>he shoved the 50 bucks in my ass and asked me to stay like that
>i didn't want to, but money
>i looked back and he had his fucking horse dick out and was wanking it
>boss groaned like a pig while i felt queasy
>he cums in less than a minute
>i felt like i was gonna puke
>felt a sharp slap on my bare ass before i was told to leave
>pretty much ran out

Funny thing was, I ended up doing it over and over again. Staring at him started feeling good, and even though I'm married now, I still get excited when I think back. I started liking it after a while.

This is how my brother got HIV. Don't do it anymore user. Please.

haha epic tits or gtfo haha you le know le the le rules haha we asshole of innet haha tits or gtfo right Cred Forumsros haha :D

I practice hypnosis with various people, and when I hypnotize them I usually jerk off before they wake up, it's sort of become a habit.

Yes, but you can't say
>she couldn't have told her story adequately without her gender
Did she get a response because her story was interesting or because I want her tits in a hi-res image?

Please stop user. Continued hypnosis really fucks with people. Find a new hobby

I got into a horrible car accident and i was actually happy because for once something exciting happened in my miserable life

I used to have sex with my niece before she had a bf *I'm only 2 years older than her*

Fuk u m80, those quads were well deserved!

i have a hole in near of my dick. top kek

I'm not hypnotizing the same person repeatedly, most I've done on one person is 3 times. I'm not doing any therapy or anything, literally just putting them under and waking them up after a while in most cases.

No matter how hard you try you will never be pic related

Eat. 1. Single. Bag o' dicks.

Funny thing? Fucking funny thing???

I enjoy furry porn, traps/shems, loli, shota, incest, beastiality, and take creepshots of women in public and women I've been with. I am a pretty normal 30 y/o guy, masters degree, steady job.

realigious dumbshit like that should be considered child abuse

OP here, just came back after forgetting about this thread. Nice to see it took off.

No clue

Tell us a story that of a time you came buckets with her.

tits or gtfo