Attention citizen this is the dubs police

Attention citizen this is the dubs police.
step out of your car and show me your singles before parting off.

fuck you pig

your a fucking idiot.

I'm filming this

Nothing to see here citizens be on your way.

God dammit Harry , this is the second time you pulled me over this month. Cant you see that i don't have anu dubs with me

Of course officer! I am glad I'm White, otherwise I'd be having a hard time following the Law, if you know what I mean! Anyway, here are my single digits

Hmmm something seems a little off here

Holy shit this is ISIS requesting back up!
i repeat requesting back up!

No dubs here, no sur, no dubs here.

...

Officer down!

officer i am a fellow white man

no dubs here

be on your way citizens.

whats seems to be the officer problem

freeze nigger.

Fuck da police

get in the car asshole

Shut up faggot

Officer, my dubs are registered, I have a license to carry these.

Hey kids, wanna buy some dubs?

Be cool oficer. I don't carry any dubz.

I'm innocent I swear!

Pig is down.

Im not a nigger i swear

N-no ofcourse i dont have any dubs sir..

Sure cop bro nothing to see here
>starts to hide bags of weed
>remembers is in colorado
>is actually transporting weed to store he works at

I dindu nuffin

NIGGER!

We got a quad over here guyz

I smell weed, you goin ta jail! GET ON THE GROUND! STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTIIIIIIIING! TAZER, TAZER!

GET ON YOUR KNEES! DUBS DEALERS

You never catch me alive you retard!

What you mean

Dont taze me bro! Dont taze me!

Il go all templar on yo ass!

We got a undercover nigger,I NEED BACKUP, I REPEAT BACKUP

Nothing to see there, Officer. I'm a single father who need no man. Women. Police. Whatever.

>mfw

back to back niggers.

im strong, take care.

I AINT DUN NUFFINS

Fuck off piggy

you'll never cath me alive sonny

Requesting back up we have a new type of dubs I repeat a new type of dubs!

Supect is resisting!
shoot to kill!
>headshot

Security guard, you have no arresting powers.

Tell that to the judge.

I ain't got shit. Leave me alone.

I'm an African American citizen.

That's a big gun.

Why, hello officer

I was a cop just like you. Going around getting the criminals with dubs, hell me and my partner got a guy with trips once. But now... now I'm just going to take my singles and be on my way kid.

Oh shit we have repeats numbers

Im made for this!

For you

OI! Try to catch me you cunt with my portal!

...

Rotolo

FREEZE YOU SCUMBAG!

Hands up don't shoot

Here are my singles officer

I'm clean officer! Swear!

Here are my singles officer.

Officer I swear I only have 500 pounds of cocaine and I'm driving while smacked out of my mind! I swear! I swear I don't have any dubs!

Fuck the police comin straight out the underground

Excuse me Officer i think i saw some dubs below me

U sure nigga?

Sure I got some dubs but you'll never take me alive

Go ahead, make my day!

you know i pay your salary, right?

I didn't hide those dubs in my pants officer.

Yes sir

i'm a big guy. you think you can take me in by yourself?

Sorry, officer. This is not personal.

I dindu nuffin

Die nigger

Checkd

Alright officer

Dont taze me bro

U think u can take my dubs?

kill yourself LF

freeze big guy before i shoot to kill

check dis out

no sir-y, no dubs here.

free bobby bitch

Get rekt popo.

FUCK OFF PIG

Check em^

Take me to hell, bitch

I'll I've got is a 5 officer, don't suppose you could let me off with a warning?

I'm clean

What seems to be the officer problem?

I've triggered the explosives officer. It's only a matter of time before my dubs blow up

Any second now

Hurrah! It failed to detonate!

THE 22ND AMENDMENT SAYS MY RIGHT TO DUBS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED SO YOU CAN TAKE THESE DIGITS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS COCKSUCKER!!!!

no dubienos is here my lady

just a half ogryn half baneblade

But these dubs help with my glaucoma...

I didn do nuffin

fugg da police :DDDDDDD

I aint done shit, pig

no dubs here officer

You dare to challenge me mortal
I AM GIGA NIGGA BALTIC GOD

Hello fuck face