Saw my sister masterbating last night. Parents are leaveing for a wedding right now a few hours aways...

You should send some snaps fucking your sister

She'd just turn 360 degrees and walk away without a proper look

but can you imagine seeing a shawarma cock? noone could resist that shit

360 and walk away!?!?!?!?!?!

here is your plan, trips or no trips. You're going to wait until she begins masterbating again. When she does, strip down and give yourself an erection. As she is pleasuring herself, walk in and jerk off in front of her. Let her decide what to do from there.

Well, technically more like 350 degrees

i still think a shawarma is the best course of action

this. make sure you're facing away from the door and bent over at 90 degree angle. she just might tongue punch your fartbox

so 10 degrees

>rocket surgery
intentional or just dumb?

Come on guys I thought we were Cred Forumsros. So far you only got 2 good ideas and only one is og. I'm disappointed

shawarma is one of the 2 yeah?

This is the plan OP.

Yes. I love me a good shawarma. I'm sure she would too

this

jack off in view of the front door. make sure she can see your tiny piece

Let's not argue semantics

obviously haven't been on Cred Forums very long???
>not knowing the 360 walk away
>even the newest of new fags know this

Fucking winner right here

as if anybody wouldn't love a juicy shawarma to add to the zesty cock shaft yaknow

winrar?

Wow dude you could have had it. Nice trips

no bc Cred Forums is ghey LOL YOU JSUT GOT PWNED AHA ruined

..... Fucking retard.

Take a shower and sit naked in the living room for her to find you. When she sees you act all like "Thought you were coming late"

spike her drink you dumbass

and how many times a day do you perform surgery on rockets, dipshit?

Nope. He wasted his godly trips

Damnit. Well if OP didn't take my original suggestion he'll never win.

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suck my shawarma cock shitlickers

She know you see her masturbating? Tell us what you saw

> Wait until she's going at it
> Open the door a crack
Then eithee
> Walk in with your pants off and offer to help
> Rape her
> Slide penis between door so she sees it to open with randomness because why the fuck not

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

cum on her bed sheets and wait for her to find out

Op, either "accidentally" make her walk in on you jerking or do the asleep on the couch with the cock out thing, like we've already said.

faggotry on this level makes my head hurt why waste them should have made a request

5 away from being a hypocrite

Rollo

Sleep on the couch with your dick out

No she didn't. I was cleaning the house so I had music on. Went to sisters room to ask where the trash bags were. Hear weird shit and open the door just a bit and I see her fingering herself. From the back so I didn't see all that much. Must have just started because she would never shut her door. Stared for like 5 minutes and went to fap in my room cuz my parents where still there

Do a somersault into her room while wearing a paper bag over your head and a leaf on your crotch

is this america after hillary is elected?

Roll

if i did i would have had to an hero,
go into her room and gt "caught" jerking off with her dirty panties

rape her. no missing that

>get "caught" jerking off
that's really all you need to do. also if things progress, give us an update, eh?

Rollo

but fo real try the shawarma one

> Start by making it super obvious when you're hard. Stand near her in thin pants when she's sitting so your bulge is at face height. This is important: LOOK AWAY. Look out a window or at the tv or some shit. She won't look if she thinks you'll see her looking. Do this a few times, it'll get her to start thinking about your dick.
> Once you're sure she's curious, eith do the lounge thing or walk out with your fly open. Give her a better look. Alternatively, leave your door open when you're wanking so she can catch you (while looking away from the door so she feels safe looking).
> Wincest becomes easy

You need to ease into it then, just pretend you getting out of the shower and walking naked to your room when she gets home. Make sure you are only semi hard, not diamonds. dont freak her out. If she acts all offended, tell her you saw hwr last night, now you are even.

>masterbating
>leaveing

Underage b&

Any of these

no

An the winner is...

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So trips doesn't want to decide? Ok trips said it: just choose the best suggestion from here. Let her catch you with it out

Newfag

First, make sure your webcam is recording or make sure you film the event.

Put on a porno that looks a bit like her.
Start jacking it with headphones on or in.
Don't actually put the sound too loud.

Wait for her to come home and don't react to her. while you jack off anywhere in the direction of the door she might open.

I'd say do it in the bathroom or jack it on the toilet or something.

get naked and kill yourself in the living room

i love it but it could do with extra shawarma

Um that would result in her walking the same direction as she was previously, retard. I knew Cred Forums was dense, but come on.

sarcastic trips checked. give her the ohlongjohnson OP

you fucking niggit

The disrespect to the trips again

i said no

Send her a dick pic by accident. Then when your laugh about it, tell her you're having a problem ejaculating so you were exchanging pics with some other dude to see if there was some problem with your cock. She will start thinking about 2 cocks, and will ask you to ask your friend if you could both rek her little snatch. Profit. Seems reasonable to me.

Say
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
it will get you all the bitches

god damn it

Keked

wat are you fucking gay dude

this

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just get out of the shower when she comes home and walk to your room naked.

Good simplistic idea but where are the trips. Nice dubs tho

risky move

go for shawarma

Going for the trips. If anyone wants me to do the shawarma, they need to get some trips quick. Got to go to the store to get the stuff and make it

walk out naked from shower. simple. effective. not too creepy.

Alright guys I got to say I'm a little disappointed. This is my plan right now. GoING to the store and making some simple shawarma. Gonna put some cum in them and leave them on the table. Sister usually eats when she gets home. Mom made use some spaghetti but I'll put it away and eat it tomorrow. Gonna wait in the bathroom until I hear her come in and sit down. Walk out with a dick hard as diamonds and be like oh I didn't know you where here. Grab somthing to drink and while she's in the kitchen and head to my room. Come back after a bit and sit on the couch(kitchen is right next to living room open wall) and start jacking off and playing some porn I had ready on the ps3. She says anything I'll just say I saw her masterbating yesterday and see where things go from there. Anyone want to add anything they still need trips

>kk

i love the part with the shawarma but it could do with more shawarma like make a few extra and put it on ur cock

I agree more shawarma's for the cock

last time i did shawarma cock i needed two bc my dick is so big

You almost had it too

shawarma is bae, she'll dt you for sure

Show pic of sis

honeslty i reckon shawarma is the way to go

It must be September again...

cis scummer show pic of shawarma

Sounds golden. Need to keep this thread going for sauce when it happens.

I think shawarma will give it that good hardy taste that you'll need

shawarma

i like garlic tabouli sauce on my shawarma

gives it the extra hektik i need to dose and do mad skidz in my vl turbo

you know it's the right thing to do

DEATH BY BLUE BALLS IT IS

if this thread doesnt end in you with your dick in a shawarma ass pounding your sisters shawarma hole then i'll be dissapointed af

If you had to vote for Harambe or Shawarma, who would you want to win?

SHAWARMA 2k16

If the thread dues it's whatever. I'll just make a new one. Don't know when though cuz I'm not sure how this is going to turn out. Like I said she gets home at 3. Almost forgot I have to set up cameras. I'll post some angles and audio of what I get. Recomend me some porn to show to my sister don't scare her though

porque no los dos

SHAWARMA!!

better go through with it op

lol at least wait untill she is eating it before you walk out with your dick you savage,

op your a total madman and i love it. no homo

i would recommend not doing exatcly what you said but put on your pyjamas or bathrobe and walk out with that boner

otherwise she will just think your gonna rape her

Oh yeah and take some screen shots of the thread. I have to drive for a bit and forgot to bring a charger so hopefully a cool user can show me what I missed

no u forgot shawarma

I thought of my half sisters name. It's Lana. Try turning it around, my dad and his wife didn't notice. Im just waiting for a day when someone points it out.

Thanks user. I guess I didn't word it right. I'll be waiting for her to sit down and start eating before hand. And maybe if I feel it's two risky I'll just put on some tight briefs to show her my dick first

wait for her masturbating in front of the door
act surprised of course

amrawahs

consider it foreplay and make it a habit, fuck with her mind in a slow way

Watch star wars with some shawarma's

If this isn't bait you are one retarded mother fucker. Likely American.

Ps my family doesn't speak english

give them a shawarma they'll understand

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Yes perfect, good luck you savage

Probably wot m8

not op but still applies

i will actually report this thread to the cia if i dont get a pic with your dick in a shawarma

+1

Thats why its called the xbox 360, you see it, turn 360 degrees around, and walk away.

Don't worry m8 I'm buy the stuff as we speak

upboat dis

Walk out of bathroom naked when she walks in. Forget she gets home at that time

trips never lie

the shawarma?

we arleady have a plan cunt and it involved plenty of fucking shawarmas so stfu with your normie plans and shit

Yes just look at those trips

how fucking long until i get to see some juicy shawarma dude holy fuck you keep me hanging. when is this shawarma fucking happen dude pound her shawarma hole already holy fuck dude fucking normies

what a faggot

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just wait till shes getting home and start fucking a shawarma, when she sees you at first she'll freak out, an hour later she'll see you have stamina. then it's on

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the cook Shawarmas, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret cooker on americas next top shawarma, and I have over 300 confirmed shawarmas.

I am trained in sharama chef and I’m the top chef in the entire US shawarma club. You are nothing to me but just another souvlaki. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shawarma chefs across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cook you in over seven hundred shawarmas, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in barehand shawarma, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the shawarma cooking club of the USA and I will use it to its full extent to cook your shawarmas ass on the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking shawarma, kiddo.

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Lie on her bed eagerly awaiting her return. Put a pair of her dirty panties on your head (If no dirty ones then take the best clean pair you can find) and a coat hanger up your ass and fap saying her name every 5 secs or so.

Roll

Please god I hope you're joking

fuk up u normie cunt we already have a shawarma deal planned out dog so you can shove ur coathanging cunt up ur own shawarma hole and get the fuck back to your home on normie island

Rollin for lulz

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You're a real funny guy

op we need some proof. pics of ur sisters room etc.

fok uff docwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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stick that in ur shawarma and smoke it

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optionally do the opposite and have porn blasting out of your speakers, if she was wanting to fuck you she'd come in and make fun of you

u fucking nazi

fuck her right in the puss

Rolling

rape is the only answer

Shove a big cucumber up your ass and sleep on her bed. Once she walks in and sees you being a fag she might feel bad and fuck you