I haven't taken a bath and/or shower in almost 4 weeks. AMA!

I haven't taken a bath and/or shower in almost 4 weeks. AMA!

dont you have lots of smelly rashes between your ass and legs

You're fucking gross. Why?

why?

Yes, I do.
Depression makes you lazy as fuck.

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i literally cannot go 24 hours without that feeling of hot water washing over me and carrying all the grime from the day before

why in god's name would you deprive yourself of that feeling?

/r/ rash pics

how can you prove that?

>why in god's name would you deprive yourself of that feeling?
I used to shower twice a day, but a couple of months ago, my doctor changed my antidepressants to antipsychotics and quit my 6mg/daily of alprazolam to nothing. I don't want to leave the bed.

I dunno, unless you want to come over and smell me. I photograph an odor.

post rash and other pictures?

Fucking pleb

I haven't showered since the beginning of June

Your pussy must smell like feet and cheetos...
>inb4 I'm a dude
no, you're a bitch

My cock does smelly horrid, but I've been scraping the smegma out with tp when I shit.

I've done this before because of the military and being deployed. You however are just a degenerate holy fuck

>because of the military and being deployed
>calling anyone a degenerate

My record of not showering is nearly 2 months. Current streak is 2 weeks.
I find showering is just so annoying, you have to get naked, wait for the water to get warm, sometimes the water turns cold for no apparent reason so you're fucked, and then you have to dry yourself off again, maybe even feeling cold afterwards. I don't see how people could enjoy this shit.

How many letters of your name can you pee in the snow?

You're right I'm a neanderthal that enjoys adrenaline rushes. At least I can bathe myself and hold a civilian job though, huh?

What the fuck, 4 weeks without bathing? How did you manage that shit in the heat? How horrid was the smell?

That's nothing bro. I've gone 12 weeks before multiple times , maybe even longer .

post picture of hair w/ stamp

Oh hey don't forget that free college I got as well
>thank me for my service

In the military..
Calls someone else a degenerate...
Kek

Nigga, this ain't USAA, you aren't going to get your ass kissed by me just because YOU CHOSE the military route, your free college was your thanks.

This thread makes me want to take a bath.....

As I said, I'm just enjoying these veteran benefits while you hate :)
>thank me for my service at earliest convenience

Fucking white people lmao

>eagles soaring overhead
>American flag delicately blowing in the wind
>thousands of state education assistance and gi bill flowing into my wallet


you're welcome for your freedom NEET boi

>enjoying these veteran benefits
You mean your Heroes at Home donations?

>Nigga
Nigger detected now leave the veteran alone and kill yourself

>Nigger detected

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I love when Cred Forumstards attempt at trolling yet I'm sitting here with two cars paid off and 0 dollars of debt with thousands in the bank thanks to the military they hate on

So where were you stationed amerifreind

If I go 2 or 3 days it's a disaster. 4 weeks? people can smell you from 100 feet away.

jeah showering is overrated.

I don't think he goes outside so that's not a problem for him

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Camp pendleton was my home station
Joined the National guard after active

amature

smell your cooch

nigga im depressed and i try to shower at least every 2 days. 4 weeks is just degenerate.

Kill yourselves you disgusting sacks of shit.

i only shower/bath once a month

British no doubt?

No, I'm American. My wife is British though.

>wife
>4 weeks without showering

She staying with Tyrone lately?

thats becouse you like showering..

What about your wife ? doenst she think its disgusting?

Yeah she's at her boyfriends house. So what.

not quite giving a fucke about her anymore ?

Have a shower you smelly faggot

This is as self explanatory as things can get.

My dubs say 'take a shower, op, you filthy swine'

She let's me Fuck her sister.

and her sister likes it that u didnt shower in 4 weeks?

thats disgusting

Are you planning on making dick-cheese sculptures, OP?