Waifu claiming thread

Don't want to risk it?

>I just wanna crush her

Esdeath.jpg?

Hi.

Mi Liu

Handfag.

Slut.

Nigger

No she's MAI waifu I claimed her first.

alex

News.

You'll have to sleep eventually~

>Best fox claimu

Claiming best girl

Can't get enough of this album youtube.com/watch?v=hZ6edXZOjZU

Fuck off.

I am the one who started the hate against that coward.

Fucking non original cunts.

Asuka, bitches.
Best body.
Best hair and clothes style.
Fucking annoying character that you want love and kick in the same time.
No stupid cringe "senpai" bullshit.
No stupid annoying screams.
She will love you and she will slap you in the face if you are whining too much.

No better waifu.

Fuck off chen

>worst dere

Shut the fuck up, maggot.

It's ok sweetie, I'll be patient for you.

The best waifu. not always there. but still qt

Not until you marry me.

I finished eating, now I'm just listening to music.
I'm happy fall is coming

Calamity-masu'd

You broke him

I'll just have to sleep next to her.

Ask sluts for that stuff.
You know who.

Not even a fuckin gun.
5/10

You?

I hope you're a heavy sleeper.

I coming at her with high school freshman level bullying

So dull

Do you like pumpkin flavored sweets? like pumpkin pie?
Fall is so comfy.

His mum.

No just because it's easier to make a lot of money in Arcade.

You just make a shit ton of lion with the right planes in arcade battles.

Half of my brain always stays awake, one eye closed, the other on Hito.

So you're saying you'll never see me coming if i direct my energy towards you first?

Yeah, fall is the best. I love just wearing in my hoodie or staying at someones home with some friend smoking and listening to music while is raining

lul

Fuck

Claiming

Don't you want to be the next one?
>double Shiki
Connection error?

Fair enough, but is it easier than being a bomber playing scrub who presses spacebar every 5 minutes?

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I can withstand it, Hitoha is fragile.

Sealclubbing in a p51 is a lot more fun.

I'm already broken in lots of ways, I don't need to be broken in another. Thanks for these offer though

Edgy

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Tell me user. What about your travels has made you so tough?

I want to cuddle with you in a hoodie.

Her.

Cute.
Buy an xxl hoodie and lets cuddle in it

Why the heart? My heart isn't broken yet

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>p51
Good stuff.

I should probably take out my KV-1 for some money making.
But in that case, one thing should hurt.

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Dunno.

Oh you.
You'll be a person one of these days

You don't need to be broken

Esgecunts

I want to eat sweets with you while feeling you up.

Or it could be the straw that breaks the camels back

You're so lewd.
But sure, we do that

I was born without a personality.

Make way for the greatest waifu in the galaxy

Okay
>

what the fuck is the edge level so high today?
>i was born without personality
homy shit sasuke is that you my man

Well, everyone kinda is

Only waifus are born perfect we must suffer to achieve perfection.

You must mean in andromeda

>

>we must suffer to achive perfection
why would you want to be perfect?
jesus christ, seems hard to be in your twenties user

Even better, just makes it even more exciting.

>You must mean in andromeda
She's number one in all the galaxies

All I see is tumblr trash

Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor
-Alexis Carrel

I've become so numb i can't feel you there

OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAAKS! YOU'RE ALL FREAKS! IMAGINING YOU ARE MARRIED TO CARTOON CHARACTERS IS QUITE A LAUGH! LUCKILY, ALL OF SOCIETY IS LAUGHING WITH ME! IT'S SO NASTY YOU'D WANT TO MARRY A SWEATY JAPANESE GUY'S IMAGINATION!

I get by just fine

>Only all galaxies
There are plenty of other dimensions and universes that have better waifus

By the way, I don't think we've spoken before, who's this?
Such a bully :(

Yuuki!

U wot

>Giving a shit what society thinks
Fucking SHEEP.
Whats the matter user? Can't even get a 2D girl to love you? What a FAGGOT.

Insulting waifus is rude anonkun

You make me laugh

We're both lewd. that's why we belong together.

i love Emilia

I don't have that many cute pixa on my pjone

I already have a beatiful 2d girl
good

Insulting shit is what we're all about.
You heard me.

Eru! How's it going?

Then don't feel me just yet.
Just know that i am.

why

Does your waifu shake dat ass? I thought not

That's fine.
>grabs butt

That's what makes her infinitely better.

Its goin good
>I accidentally left Rim World running last night
>They've gotten SO FAR.
I'm gonna snag a screenshot.

guys please

can't we just love our waifus? without aggression?

Butt?

Neptune of course, the best girl of all gamindustri!

No, insulting shit waifus has been a time honored tradition.

>denial

No fuck off your fucking furry

NO DUDE FUCK OFF
IN MY TIMES WHEN I WAS CLAIMING IN NOVEMBER 2015 THINGS USED TO BE MUCH BETTER
ALSO SHIKI WAS PRETTY AUTISTIC ONLY TALKING TO SABER AND VIGIL WAS WAS ROLEPLYING AS MIKAN LIKE A HUGE FAGGOT THAT HE IS

NOTHING IS COOL ANYMORE
Fuck this thread.

Good bye for now /waifu/ you're all shit.
I love you.

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youtube.com/watch?v=QcexRdaijeA
Bye bully.

I honestly hope you die.

Bye bye

I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.

I'm sure you're broken in your own way
Ah, I'm not sure that I've seen you before. I don't usually notice anything other than (You)s though

Togame confirmed Yuuko

Get out faggot.

Literally who's dont have

afternoon

yes we are, goodbye

Yes.
Your cute little butt~

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Oh shit! I was gonna ask how Hotel California was doing

Sorry?

(You)

That's because I never post here!

I really fucking hope I'm witnessing the death of this piece of shit circlejerk. Threads don't even compare to the ones made 7 months ago you all need to just fucking kill yourselves already this isn't your personal chatroom fucking degenerate fags.

buuuutt~

>Threads don't even compare to the ones made 7 months ago
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Sad but true

Sure, but i don't complain about it

How would you know
Lol

Its pretty good, we've got a lot of space and materials, we even got power armor for one of our guys.

>Eru

''lurking''

Can you fuck off with "lurking"
Cool joke bro
but everyone who came after december is cancer
and that's a fact

Its not gonna die out, so just deal with it or get lost faggot.

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Is a pasta, you huge newfag that you are.

/Waifu/ was never good(?)

Cred Forums was never good. Cred Forums is a dumpster, Waifu is within a dumpster.

this tbh

True dat

Look how serious is this stuff.
I dont understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '

Dumpception

Stale Faggot Pasta needs to stop. Its the worst meme.

And here is the cancer that suicidal faggot used to post, Ruri's ship or whatever.

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Good job.

You heard me, bully
We all need to complain about stuff sometimes though

Lewd~

Eh I don't think its been posted that recently
OU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT

/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.

NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.

Came back after a long break from Cred Forums

You know that shit is true, though?

I'm going to worship your adorable butt~

Your break wouldn't happen to be on tumblr would it?

And current Cred Forums is nowhere as near as to what old Cred Forums used to be and yet people still come back, shut up mate and love the waifus.

I've been here for a year.
Never seen you here.

Right.
Roll.

I love Nestea, hoodies and butts.

You are not making them any better.

I mean, it was cool and all, people were discussing things, sharing music, now every old user is lurking or just claiming because those threads are filled with cancer like you.

FUCK YOU GUYS BEST WAIFU COMING THROUGH

Roll for you all to shut the fuck up.

>thinks this is funny

I've been here for a whole 8-10 minutes more than you, show some damn respect nerds

>those names
So it's basically a compound where you have to survive?

I was only here for about a week. I wasn't a regular on the waifu threads like most of the waifufags

People still discuss, or share music, although that's a very shitty example, what's your problem, anger issues or something?
Roll!

Yeah, Togame, we all know. The old shitty humor. Everyone laughs because you had cancer and they pity you.
Cool.

That could also be the reason, yes

Yep, but its comfy! Plus we have a billiards table, television (Orbital relay so we can have channels) and a top notch medical area.

i got some time before hitting they hay
whats everyone up to?

>anything that isn't generic animu trash is tumblr

Yeah, so, why are you such a huge autistic? I don't understand what you're doing in /waifu/, are you just here because everyone on /waifu/ is tierd up of your fucking shitty autism and whining about how you're such and oldfag, you were of whatever community, that gfur/ponies/loli/ shouldn't post in your board?
Why don't you get the fuck off here, you huge hypocrite. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply with random images from your stupid video game.

You're just a huge cunt who cares too much about internet and loves to make drama on /waifu/, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a huge fucking idiot and retard.
its a copypasta
also known as a u t i s m

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But it doesn't work like this
>Why you bully me :(

Huh, maybe Hotel California isn't so bad after all!

Hey Yuno! I'm doing homework, then going to a concert later

You like both of those don't you?

Stop it, Sachi. You're also in the reason that kills these threads. Because you can't have a normal discussion, you fucking autist.

You sound stupid

You also sound stupid

You are just stupid

oh cool
what kind of concert?
and who are you going with?

Yes
I like you too

cool and nothing

Rude.

Chillin, doing colony stuff, see: If you wanna see it. ^^
Plus we've got plenty to eat and a pet bear.
Its a glorious colony.

It's a Third Eye Blind concert! They're playing a show at my school. I'm just going with some friends

I know
I just don't care anymore
These threads are more fun when you stop caring tbh
Can i hug the togame user?

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Heard you faggots were hugboxing again.

What the fuck?

I hope you beat the shit out of that hay.
What about you?

That is comfy as fuck!
>Pet bear
Does it do cool tricks on a unicycle and/or charge into battle?

Yes most shitty childrens cartoons have huge fanbases from tumblr, especially when they also use shitty sub 2 MB gifs.

Dicks out

What about me? Where I'm from or if I post here often?

not feeling up to star wars mmo?
>hotel california
looks a lot like the prison tycoon game
having fun?
never heard of it, what kind of music is that
hope you have fun
hey akame
how is csgo going?
i will fucking destroy it

>not care

By stating you don't care, you still prove that you care.
You're just boring.

Is the cancer that happens everyday between some anons. So, just embrace it until people stop it and see how annoying this stuff is.

I'm just playing hard to get

dude you don't care? woah so laid back, dude

I'm filing a restraining order

Don't worry, I'll never stop harassing you about your butt~

>ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum

hey and havent hugboxed i think
maybe in a bit

This is quality posting, I assure you

They were a popular band from the 90's, they play pop/rock music.
youtube.com/watch?v=uEm0ug03Mzw

>forgot pic

If you aren't coddling some feel-fags insecurities you aren't hugboxing.

Play any Warframe lately?

Both!
But Cirno is the shame of society. She's cute tho.

dead meme
I won't deny I am boring
Don't use that chen logic on me
But i thought i could hug the togame user

im not forcing you or anything
but you have a qt slave waiting for you
oh hey i actually know this
what makes them play at your school?

It doesn't do unicycle tricks, but it can haul food and slaughter enemies.
>Mfw raider rushes our compound
>Gets mauled by bear
>hauled off by bear
That's how we feed em.
Its prison tycoon with the prisoners, aka colonists, having more freedom. Its a lot of fun though ^^

Quality posts are the only thing in these threads

Alice is from Pandora Hearts. Also, I post here on a daily basis. I don't always notice when people reply to me though

I didn't play very long. Wasn't feeling like it. Maybe I'll get back to Paladins soon if I'm not sick

>a few fags on tumblr like a cartoon therefore everyone who likes said cartoon is a tumblr fag
I won't argue about my gifs though. I do need to get some better ones at some point

It does, you just need to accept it.

Because.

Thanks, but I'm too tierd to stay awake anymore
I think I'll fall asleep, take care and goodnight.

Is paladins any good?

youtu.be/FyiR-EaQBQw
I can't stop listening to this

Sorry, Maybe later

i dont think i have. not really no. taking a little break
eh she is virtual and can wait

oh i didnt know that
yea that makes sense i guess
oh you are feeling sick? whats wrong?

My school's entertainment people somehow booked them, but yeah. Free show on campus with a popular band? I'm in!

No one expects the Mauling Bear strategy! Does it have a name?

It is one of those games that requires a break.

late 2000s Fate fandom was weird
youtube.com/watch?v=qsWMjLWP5eE

It's kinda like a budget overwatch but it's fun
I don't know but yeah