Kinkiest thing your girl has done for your pleasure?

Regularly pisses on me - in the bath or while showering

Sometimes she would wear a skirt with no panties, I would wear loose trackpants and no boxers, then we would go out and have as many quick fucks as we could wherever was good. Behind trees, back of buses, behind shops. Neither of us would cum. Then we'd go home and have very satisfying orgasms.

Last Friday, she took her panties and bra off, put them on me, told me I was her dress up doll, then fingered my ass while sucking my cock.
I came so much inside her mouth and she swallowed like a champ

Ass to mouth

you never go ass to mouth

gave me a cum swapping kiss after giving me a great bj. Was dope, but not as hot as I'd hoped...

Was gonna argue, but them digits

...

Licked my ass while she jerked me off. Lasted about 2 mins but it was glorious. She will rub my asshole if we are both really drunk.

Swallow my cum, cum on her face and tits, anal (she's not a fan of it), atm, sex on the car on a busy parking lot (bjs too), road head, bjs at the movie theater, taking dirty pics for me, foot play (I have a foot fetish).

Pic related

wtf that's disgusting

Steal her friends dirty church socks and come home and immediately jack me off with them. Also stole her friends panties for me.

Dress up like a puppy (roleplay) and lay on her back and piss onto my cock while whimpering

Made dirty vids for me in public areas

hold my hand

you ALWAYS go ass to mouth

Oh and multiple 3somes with her and the friend she stole panties and socks from

that's so lewd, user-kun

>ass to mouth
>licking my asshole
>taking my fist in her vagina
For some girls
>anal
>swallowing
>bondage

Fuck. I haven't really been laid in a year, and I'm 22.

oh oh no, one time she hugged me

wore my anus like a glove

that was so fucking hot

i'll tell you when i get one

Looked at me dirty from the other side of the courtroom as we were getting our long distance relationship assurance. Almost came right then and there.

Blew me under a picnic table at a public park.

Fucked her in the bathroom at her family reunion.

She gets off on me chocking her till she blacks out when I put the dick to her.

She was gold.

...

i'll tell you when i get one
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Trips of truth I guess

Fingers with blood and shit on, made her lick them clean

Pegs me regularly. She didn't know if she'd like it to start with but I guess she's got a lot of pent up aggression because she makes me cum hands free at least once a week

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Damn you´re flexible

>Finger in my pooper while she sucked my dick
>Strapons fucked me while I had a butterfly vibe on her. That shit was awesome.
>Father Daughter roleplay and she let me cum in her butt.
We're in the process of finding a qt femboy to share.

Let me rub my face in her tits

I'm still a virgin btw

Tasting herself on my fingers. Yeah, she isn't very kinky.

Oh no! Not the CHURCH SOCKS!

>Was
That's too bad mang

> swallowed
> Without clean up

Wut

Sucks meeting a someone when ur married. Never get married user

Congratulations. A child is a gift from God.

Just the other night I had a vibrator on her clit while fingering her asshole. She acts like she hates it and would normally tell me no but, she didn't say a word about it.

I kept telling her how good of a girl she was being and that I now know her secret.

I'm now trying to train her to become more of a slut.

I was gonna ask what those flaps to the right of the clit is but after looking at it for a while..... is that fat? I've never been with a fat chick so I've seriously never seen it from that angle before.

I have a huge dirty sock fetish. Her stealing her friends long, white dirty knee socks that had been worn to church that very morning just made it even better.

Anal, foot jobs, letting me fuck her throat, pegging, & ffm threesome. And now you know why i knocked her up and put a ring on it.

Sprayed by cock and balls in her breast milk and sucked and licked it off. Continued to lactate as I came all over her milky tits. Good times

She's definitely cheating on you.

her friend had a faaaat ass, was amazing. Stole her underwear for me so I could come in it (she jerked me into it), then fucked her with it shoved in her mouth

While rolling, we'd be hanging out with a few other people and She'd jack me off and I'd finger her, while talking our faces off to our friends. I dunno if they ever knew, we were all really high

Used to hit s Mexican chick. She was a teacher. Early development. Being around babies all the time kept her lactating.

And that's how I acquired a new fetish

Same

And she lets me strangle her.

>- and now she's pregnant.

Who saw that coming?

She would prob. Let me do anything whaf i want to. Golden girl

>704587719

She did.

Ba-dmp tss.

Car full of friends, we're in the back seat.

Swallows it with a jacket over her head pretending she's sleeping.

Swallows every ounce while I continue normal conversation with the front seat people.

Even dried me off before she resituated my pants.

Noone had any idea.

I agree with If she swallowed why would you have to clean up?

does someone have that sit down let's talk about that 9gag watermark pic?

Yes

post it

Fuck that man I'm and plan on marrying this bitch

...

Nice man. How'd her first time doing ass to mouth go down?

thanks

I dont have it. That other guy just posted it tho

I couldn't do that with my gf
She gets too wet

Maybe u don't have a problem getting bored with women. Or maybe u just don't know you do yet. But that's my problem. I don't judge user. I wish u luck.

Ice cubes in asshole

Riding bike with ass full of my cum

Plot twist at the end

not the guy, but I'm assuming she had some on her face or something. Not that his dick needed cleaning.

Anal and swallows cum

Always go ass to mouth, what are you gay?

Now you know what you must do.

Wut?

Fingered my ex-gfs butthole while on a ride at Hershey park.

There was a downs kid handing out candy after the ride and i made him sell my finger

Fuck yes bruh you showed that fuckin downie haha fuck retarded people amirite?!

Pretty good, I was fucking her bareback in her bedroom upstairs and her parents were downstairs and I was about to cum when he heard people comming up the stairs. I just had to cum so she turn around and suck my cock. Pretty good rush

QUINTS CHEKT AN REKT

hang my coat and then?

You virgin cuck best blowies are wet blowies making her spit up while she deep throats.

I see no quints

Push her down the stairs.

Whenever I had the chance, I'd put brown chocolate con her butthole and then I licked it off

What do you mean? Its a sequence of 5 digits, is it not? 88677

What the fuck.
>>Brown Chocolate

It's only smellz

> Hershey Park

Are you fucking retarded?

Gets pissed on/whipped/choked out and actively persuades me to fuck her mates (the female ones) so she can watch. serious daddy issues. hell yeah.

Why is everyone's genitals out? Where is this?

I finger her Pujols during sex sometimes

Ever have two or more of em licking your cock at once?

I used to have intercourse with a woman of Mexican descent. She was an early childhood development teacher. Holding babies all day kept her breasts spouting titty fluid. Lactation makes my dick hard now.

That better?

Let me suck on her toes

Lets me face fuck her, Swallows my cum, eats my ass like an animal, let's me go ass to pussy and back and forth, brings in other girls to play, will let me do anything i want to her. Loves to be tied up and beaten. This is part of why i married her

Sick bastard

Chokes and slaps me while jerking me off. She'll also slap my balls hard while doing so while pressing her shin against my neck. Smiles the whole time, it's amazing.

>almost every time we're in the shower, she gives me a bj, jacks me off, and plays with my balls all simultaneously. If we're buzzed or drunk, she'll sick a finger up my ass as well
>Bought numbing cream, various butt plugs ranging in sizes, and is training her asshole so she can be more prepared for anal without it being painful for her
>let's me cum on face, in mouth, pussy, or ass
Recently she's been taking about wanting me to fist her and she's curious about pegging me and will let me do whatever i want to her if I let her try pegging me. Seems like a fair deal to me

yes, it really is all it's cracked up to be.
find someone who will do this and do it as much as you can before they come to their senses.

What if... It wasn't just smellz?

fucked the dog...

every ounce? damn how much jizz u producing per load?

Forgot to mention she also loves being choked, tied up, slapped around, whipped, and getting candle wax on her. Shits hot as fuck

She just dated u to get to the pooch. You got cucked by a dog.

This post awakened a wide variety of emotions within me.

Lets me fuck other girls on the side as long as I cum in a bowl or cup and refridgerate it. She then later slowly eats it with a spoon later like its ice cream or some shit.

Road head.

Fucking in public (between peoples' homes, at a concert venue at night, in parks between apartment buildings).

What kind of fuckery is going on here user?

...

Yelled her dad's name while I fucked her in the ass

My wife pays for my prostitutes.

She knows I'm into dead/unconscious play, so she'll sit outside naked for 20 minutes or take a cold shower so her body is very cold. Then I'll fuck her while she's roleplaying that she's dead. I cum heaps and she doesn't even have to move. Win-Win

Drink my cumm as long
as there's
a glass of Coke on the nightstand. In fact,
now she knows what do when she sees a glass
before one of our sessions.

not my girlfriend, but my internet camwhore
>whatever i tell her to put in her ass, she does
>i tell her to move it all around and push to get shit on it, she does
>i tell her to take it out and show me the shit
>she does
>i tell her to clean it off with her mouth
>she does

/thread

No. You never go bass to trout.

She goes to parties and act like a total slut, and i love it *-*

Cuck

Turd nugget.

Thats cute. Whats her name? Daniel? Tom?

MODS

Not surprised someone else on Cred Forums has seen that video. Have a good day user.

That looks like a front clip harness which usually helps when your dog pulls hard on a leash.

Sincerely,
/an/

I fuck other girls on top of her after having denied her an orgasm for a couple days. I've done this a few times, or I'll put the other girls mouth down by her pussy and fuck her mouth instead.

kys

OH shit, /an/ invaded
Raid time

You sick fuck!

same fag. this isn't even funny enough for one response, let alone 6 or 7

Rimjob, which is my fetish.
Sniff my anus. Tongue it. Lick it with tongue wide opened. Suck it. Sometimes domination, facesitting and forced compliments about it.

... Sometimes feet, lewd stuff in general.

But I always want the climax be reached by normal fucking, which is still the thing I pref.

nae, actually. She's also hot af.

HAHAHAHA
GOT U TO REPLY FAGT

Goddammit Cred Forums. Fuck you

Let's me cum all over her and then hose her of with my pee.
Stuck my foot up her pussy and was riding it until she came.
Let me face fuck her until she throw up all over my dick etc. etc.

She sucked off stranger in a club one time. And i had best wank ever that day.

let me finger her in public and then she gave me a blowjob and lots of wanks in public

Her pics or gtfo. And by that I mean pics of face, tits and ass

maybe so, but i cummed buckets down her throat while it was happening.
>she lay on her back after while he stood over her and jazzed on her face, too. She even sucked it a couple times. I laughed my ass off.

You know what's cool about assuming is when you actually get baseless assumptions right.

ITT: cucks

here let me respond to idle threats from some neckbeard 4channer
>not

Look at this faggot run over and use his neighbors wifi for that last reply.
You're fuckin dumb

sounds magical

Thats the shit Im talking about. You got nothing bruh

I can work photoshop, too
>but hey whatever lies you gotta tell yourself to sleep at night

She asked me what i have never tried, i said jokingly "Ive never pissed on anyone" I have now pissed on someone. Its awkard.

she allowed me to have sex with her but only with a condom

Sometimes in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

it can be sorta....Romantic

If you fuck her in a few months you can check that 3some off the list

eggbeater in pussy and let me pee inside her.

Kek

Dude, they know. It's their fetish. Don't act like your love of traps and furries is superior.

Wore our daughters panties while we fucked.

She let me and my 2 friends blow bang her one drunk night. I wasn't allowed to invite them back over for more than a year she was so humiliated the next day.

My dick still turns to diamonds thinking about it.

Wat

touched my butt

Yes. Train her to be a slut. One that you will never be able to keep up with. She will go be slurry else were. Lmao.

I'm actually watching her right now lol. but hey whatever you say dude

My opinion, which is completely insignificant just like yours, it's being a cuck is the worst option ever if you wanna even grasp the flavour of a satisfing life.

Probably because I'm not american, but that's just my guess.

My high school girlfriend and I were in the "alternative" group of kids, basically a bunch of edge lords with attitude. We hated the jocks so every night before a football game we'd go to the football field and she'd jack me off on the 50 yard line. Then we'd each go to a 20 yard line and piss on it. The next day we'd film the game with our schools TV Club. No one ever found out but the jocks were rolling in piss and cum for 4 years.

Ok, to all the guys that think they are "training a girl to be a slut" FYI you ain't gonna keep them. They will leave you and be someone else's slut. You will be left for greener pastures. Lmfao!!

she let me fuck her in the vagina, mouth, and angus

Mfw people act like this hasn't been posted a million times.

Mmm. Right in the burger. Perfect.

Damn. Dubbz of truth.

God you faggots have more memes than 9gag

>sitting on dick, fully in ass
>magic wand on balls
>toying me til I cum
>bounces as hard as she could at first indication of cumming

Had an orgasm-induced seizure...

nice!!!! roflmao!!!!

>be me 22 with gf 19
>she and 14 yr old sister who is just starting to bust out
>sees me checking out her sister every so often
>asks me one night if I want something special
>brings her sister into the room and tells her she can practice with me
>I'm like como?
>she tells me her sister wants to practice before she goes out on a date - she's pretty much never touched a guy before
>starts off just slow dancing a little nothing gross, but I can feel how tense she is with a hand on her waist
>the my gf tells her we need to kiss now
>spend about a half hour making out with her while my gf gibes us both instructions
>it was both innocent and the dirtiest thing I've done in some ways
>she would tell me to feel up her sister a little and then tell her sister how to guide me away from her tits n crotch
>at the end she thanked me and left and I fucked my gf blowing my load in maybe a minute

Loves being fucked in the ass and then sucking my dick. Always thought that DP with a dildo would be awesome but it makes the pussy, (or ass depending on what whole you put the dildo in) super tight and uncomfortable.

lol@ this faggot. just because he can't get anyone naked on a webcam he assumes everyone who has stories about it is lying.
>naked girls on webcams are a myth, obviously

Being a cuck is truly the worst fetish known to man. I mean even the god damned furries and shit eaters are a cut above because at the end of the day you're bit being cuckes no matter what fucked up shit you're doing.

>2015+1
>Complaining about may mays
KYS

Fucked her and her sister same time. They didn't play with each other though, just held hands.

We're an older couple, both married before. We know that we both have a tendency to cheat on our partners. So to avoid that we agreed to swing. I love watching her getting gang banged, licking other sluts pussies and swallowing a load of guys cum - all while I'm ball deep in another slut. Best thing we ever did - has brought us much closer together as a couple and means we have no secrets.

Still hot

You're a fucking embarrassment

let double dubs prove this truth, man.

Definitely was.

Sidefuck is a pedochick.

guess im lucky, she will do whatever i want.

rimjobs...which it turns out i dont like, still have her do it cuz humiliation!

Pissed in her sister's bed

>encouraged me fuck other girls
>had a couple of ffm threesomes
>liked to watch porn together while we fucked
>swallowed cum
>facial every once in a while

this was in a long term relationship. not with her anymore

this is a little off topic, but i was dating a twin in HS. her twin sister (who is now a lifer in prison for arson and 3 counts of attempted murder) didn't like us dating and tried to break us up by tricking me into fucking her and then telling her sister. twice.
>first time she sneaks into bed with me at like 4 am. shhh she whispers.. don't say a word my parents might hear us. climbs on and fucks me raw. I cum in her (on the pill, nbd) and then she cuddles with me. I woke up next to her at like 6 am and saw her in the light and was like OH FUCK. she starts laughing and says she's going to tell her sister. she does. shit goes crazy. they agree not to tell parents.
>7 months later, I'm in the shower after a day at the pool. Blind without glasses or contacts. Shower door opens. foggy- can't see shit. Feel mouth wrap around my cock. Knew it was sis because my gf couldn't suck this good, but whatever. face fuck her for 20 minutes. Jazz down her throat. she leaves. Then immediately comes back with her sister.
>mission accomplished. I got dumped.
>a few months later their mom dies. ruled an accidental suffocation
>husband remarries within a couple months.
>crazy twin burns house down.

Cont

that's pretty much the end. she's still at MCI Bridgewater in Massachusetts. my gf (well ex) is married to some dude and works at an insurance company. Dad and second wife is estranged from all the kids, although i met him for a beer a few months ago. Pretty sure the twin killed her mom but no investigation was ever done. she died from a plastic bag over her head. They ruled it was an accident and that she passed out and rolled on top of the bag.

you guys are fucking amateurs

>Fart in her face
>Put grapes into my ass, then pushed them out into her mouth and have her eat it
>used her as toilet paper after i took a shit (she acutally is in the bathroom while i shit and is licking my feet
>licked my asshole while i fucked another girl
>licked cum of the dirty sole of my shoes
>licked toilet seat
>licked the toilet brush
>drank my piss
>licks my nose,ear,feet clean
>eats my buggers
>swallows my spit,cum, piss
>likes to lick the sweat off my body
>actually wants me to pimp her out and humiliate her by taking the money

pick related

how did you find out?

It's just newfags trying too hard to fit in.

That's pretty gross man. The guy with the girl that essentially pimped out her underage sister might be on your level

I bought the X-Arcade stick.

I was going through a phase of sticking things in my asshole trying to have an orgasm just doing anal (never happened.) I basically sat down on the stick and moved my ass up and down. It kind of sucked because.... it would move.

I also fucked a girl with my friend at the same time.

If it feels scratchy or otherwise unpleasant at first, you just need to get your ass hair wetter. Have her lick your balls for a while or spit on your ass before she licks.

I love making bitches rim me. My last ex had these big puppy dog eyes that were so hot to see looking up at me when I was telling her to keep licking my shithole.

Sorry guys, I read the title wrong. I read it as "kinky things you've done for your pleasure"

i poop in her mouth and make her chew it up then spit it back into my asshole so I can spray her with my chewed up diarrhea shit

I fisted a milf I used to bang on MDMA once. Was pretty hot

>Dress up like a puppy (roleplay) and lay on her back and piss onto my cock while whimpering

Welp I'm hard

Same, it will never be the same again

For shits and giggles i made a girl i was dating not wipe for a week and suck her underwear if I remember correctly she had to start taking medicine after that still have the pics if anyone wants to see

Congratz, you almost made sense.

fisted by gf? pls no. I have OCD butt rules..

makes it better
did same thing and fucked gf in the isle of a kmart
she dribble all over the flooor

Interested

Odd angle, but first hill is pubic bone, second is tummy from bending forward to hold cukes inside.

I have 3 more but they show face so idk if i wanna post those

Uhhh, you're a retard.

she fists me, makes me suck her toes while I fist myself for her and records it, ruins orgasms, we have had two threesomes with other guys, two orgies with other couples, and sometimes we even have sex with the lights on.

why did this make me laugh so hard?

Bump

underrated dubs

Covered my dick in that Hershey's shell chocolate stuff you put on ice cream and licked it off for like an hour

Very messy, but fun, only came once though

Also just having sex basically everywhere no matter how inappropriate, including her childhood bed where there's no door

Loves it when I lick her asshole, 69 all the time, lets me cum in her mouth and on her face, puts her dirty feet on my face, I asked to try her piss and I love it so she will do it if I ask

Fucked off home for 3 weeks and left me in peace

See

Fuck. I am retarded. Meant to reply to

I think sex during period. Full package : vaginal, oral, fingering.
Oral not so great, but her imbarasment is soooo turning on.
Also I like when blood is dribling from her down the leg when I flog her.

Can anyone explain how the coathanger abortion works? Google only gives me "pro choice" bullshit nobody cares about anyway

Blows me when on period. Eats my ass, which I love. Shares me with friends.

she succ me

Pissed on me and then went back to riding me

I managed to get another girl to piss on me whilst we shared a shower together.

I need to find another girl that's in to pissing.

I bet you're german

English :)

and what puddle of primordial edgelord muck website did you slither out of?

folsom street fair

You new here?

ice in her ass while i fuck the water out.

Well done, user!

Sent me nude pics of her sister sleeping. Put her sister panties and fuck me. Let me smell the socks of her sister.

She knows i like her sister, and she use that. We are 23, her sister 19.

She's amazing.

Pissed on her, in her mouth and in a glass see drunk in a hotel bathroom. We were drunk and she still regrets it. See know i still get of on in. Still my girl and resently less me piss on her in shower both standing and not in her face. Hoping for more.

This for one, but I love playing Dr

How?

kek

Anything from acting like her daddy, adbl style then roughly fucking her ass to fisting her, lets me fuck her in her sleep, if i want sex anyplace i can get it, she is a good slave, even pisses while cumming if i do it properly. Open minded af, if i suggest it we will do it

I"ll never understand this. How is that possibly fun for you?

kek

Found a new fetish

okay? so you like having her shitcovered mouth on your dick and lips? thats fucking gross

2k

Keemstar on right?

Never exist
>virgin fag

>Eat the beta pill and you'll know

Hard and rough, heavy period sex. We both love it, choking and hitting and finish inside her every monthly cycle.

Fucking kys