Knock on door

>knock on door
>see this

wat do?

Invite them in for a cup of coffee

tell 'em ain't no ghosts here

hahaha I know it's just a show but ask yourself

Do you really think two FBI agents would just knock on someone's door and think to themselves (You know, we should probably put our badges up to the peephole so that THEY KNOW we're fuckin real, then they'll open right up eh?)

ofc they would

haha xd

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Wonder why I'm a guest star in Unnatural

Tell em to fuck off and that their show sucks.

raep

Blast Carry on My Wayward Son through the door.

b-b-but you already have all the information you need on me just ask the nsa for it, why are you playing the role of a beat cop?

kek

Sure officers come on in!

Oh do mind the heroine needles/bongs/8 ball of white china on the table :)

Ya know from just a quick glance the two people in the OP sort of looked like two of the actors from that old sketch group WKUK

just stand there real still and hope they go away

beat me to it

If they are knocking at the door then it means they don't have a warrant or any legal backing to enter your home. If they are coming to search your house or arrest you they aren't gonna fucking knock

Destroy computer ASAP, then answer the door

Prepare a circle of salt and let them in, I know the drill.

ask them hhow they are and why there here if for a family member entertain them

if for me just chill with them no point makeing a problem outa nothing

Pull my gun. Unless you have a warrant you cant do shit. Dont care if your a cop or fbi, no warrant no entrance

Microwave my hard drives

> Invite them in an make them a bowl of eggs
> Say they don't have to say anything, but they need to eat all the eggs