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What kind of person has cartoon porn pics of kid shows and stupid shit like that

Delete that shit. The reason the girl prob freaked out was you having some fucked diaper dragon porn pics (like what the fuck is that shit anyway?)

Then she thought you holding a baby or being involved with a child with your weird porno collection = pedo or risk to her sisters kid

I almost believed this for a second kek

i dont fucking know. i expect them to kick in my door and take me in the next day or two. im so fucked. an hero time

user, get a strong magnet and swipe it over the hard drive.

Step one: open computer up
Step two: remove hard drive
Step three: magnet on hard drive
Step four: profit

Just fucking burn the shit and throw your PC away you fucking mongoloid

This

Sick fuck was caught out, prison is best for you freaks

then what the hell am i going to do?

i saved them ironically and NOTHING WAS ILLEGAL. my best defense IS my computer right now

if you an hero stream it and post the link

i dont even know how to set up a stream

google

fucking learn newfag

Kill them all and kill yourself.

Rub your ass on the baby again to prove it doesn't give you a boner

you could bring up why if you actually did rub your ass or whatever on this kid that nothing was done or report filed until days later with no one speaking of this so called event

puts doubt into why nothing was done as any normal person would go to cops right away if their kid was actually raped or whatever

as if their kid was being raped in a room while everyone was there watching you can bet people would freak out and scream/attack you so hospital staff would have heard something as wel - see if a nurse or doc went into the room later that day they could testify nothing seemed out of place or didnt look like the baby was raped

All the people in the room testify they stodd by and watched while you assaulted a baby

0/10 bait

You back door will be kicked in once you get to prison

kek

Why did you rape a baby?

OP chill the fuck out and laugh for a moment.
First off, you are dealing with women. There is no way they thought this through. Your lawyer will have a field daywith this.
>did user have any contact with the baby?
yes he was rubbing his ass all over it
>what else?
He was stroking himself while he did it
>so you were witness to this man sexually molesting your grandson?
Yes.
>and you did nothing to protect him?
uhhhhh welll.....
>you and two other people let some guy run a baby all over his ass while mastubating and didnt so much as attempt to move the baby? hmmmm? I think not. Admit it, your lying.
well he did fart on the baby
>and since you habe just admitted you are a liar why would we believe you now?

have you tried not being a fucking degenerate?

user are you a law major

>Has pictures of baby dragons in diapers on computer
>farted in a baby's face

OP you sound like a fucking faggot. Tell Tyrone I said hi when you're getting your ass plummeted by some BBC.

Cops say shit loke that to get you to react by saying "how did you know?" dont say that and you are fine.

post the dragon pics or you're 100% lying

they are saying butt in the face constitutes rape

kek

Can I get a tl;dr I'm not reading all that shit.

I'm typing from minecraft, suck muh dick

Fucking lazy swine

Tl;Dr user is going to the big house for allegedly raping a baby

by rubbing his butt on it

Eat a dick faggot.
Tnx user. I should have known op was up to his normal faggotry.

>got a pic from my buddy the next day of all these posts from her, and her mom, and her sister, basically saying i rubbed my ass on the baby and did other sexual things
Post this

Sometimes I want to believe these stories, but I just can't ignore the fact, that they didn't confiscate all of your electronic devices. That's basically the first step in such cases.

Underrated post

>didn't confiscate all of your electronic devices
They'd need a warrant

Dude you need a search warrant signed by a judge it doesn't just happen like that

OP here, i was surprised too when i got to leave because i was actually picked up by the cops at my moms house today. i went willingly

my lawyer says this means they dont have much actual evidence, but he says these cases are normally decided in court. im considering just hiding but i feel like that would show guilt

You can say the baby made you do it

FUCKING TRASH THE HARD DRIVE THEY ARE ONTO YOU!

Yes, and they usually get it as soon as he is accused. Otherwise they would give criminals the chance to get rid off their HDDs/SSDs/USBs.

THERE IS NOTHING ILLEGAL ON MY HDD, IF I DO THAT THEY WILL PROBABLY USE IT AGAINST ME.

im going to explain fourchan to the cops and show they the dragon pics and how i use them ironically

now i'm interested. how do you use them ironically?

IF YOU FORMAT IT THEY DO NOT GET ANY DIRECT EVIDENCE AGAINST YOU THERFORE YOU ARE FUCKING CLEAN.

I don't know where you live, so I can't verify it, but there are enough countries, where the depiction of children (lolis and the like) are also considered illegal.

Say it was consensual

don't delete your harddrive. its way to suspicious.

I don`t get why you would be arrested, but they probably are gonna go just admit it son you had an erection, say I want my lawyer present I didn`t had erection, also what fart ? bitch is nuts she probably should be drug tested im willing to take a drug test right now in front of my lawyer.
But seriously rubbing your ass and farting in a baby is not cool as funny also hilarious, it is kinda fucked up.

They can't use suspicion as evidence you retard

Jesus man, you better have a damn good lawyer, and possibly cover up the whole weird porn shit, because if they find out they'll alienate the shit out of you.

I hope this is bait.

You idiot.
1. Formatting the HD will make OP look guilty.
2. If you dont continuesly overwrite the HD all data can be recovered.
3. Datacarving, datarecovery is pretty standard stuff for forensics guys

This fucking drive on toaster then go what dragon baby diaper pics ?
wich sounds fucking hilarious why the fuck would you even have that ?
I know this is the Chan but sounds hilarious as hell.

This is some of the most ridiculous shit I've ever read.

So that would mean they let you rape the baby without doing anything and didn't call any help?

you`re gonna explain 4 chan to a detective ?
I remember when I explained it to my mom, had to because my ex said she was leaving me for looking at lots of pornography.
Mom made a face of would liked it if it was actually porn, showing her gore, guys making fun of 9/11 even toaster steve.

the wonders of having a weird fucking fetish.
You couldn't like normal things like you know, not dragon babies in diapers. This has all happened because you're a massive faggot.

>pic related, its you in a bit.

Personally I'm not sure if this is real or just shitposting, but if this is a legit thing then I say that you have the advantage here.

1: It's not the law's job to kink shame you.

2: They have no evidence of rape (hopefully), and why wouldn't they have theoretically called the police on that shit.

3: You have no motive (uless they thought of some bulls hit excuse)

So yeah, personally I think some of the odds are in your favor.

Or I am just completely blind to how the court system works.

Eh, I never went to lawschool.

This.

Ask them to show the hospital pictures of you with the erection & you rubbing your ass on the baby