Drawthread: sweaty palms edition!

>if I just lay here he-
>

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Knees weak, moms spaghetti.

moms spaghetti

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist

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Was there delivery on my desu request? I was working and the thread timed out?

So....rap edition?
>I'maspirituallyricalindividualspirituallyrical

I want to fug bo

Where's my edgy boi?

/r/ Marco Neko crapping his pants

For the user that requested masturbation

Wth, how did your hack Cred Forums to look like that?

Nice! Thanks

>and you pawniard?
>Hey buddy how is your day?
Honestly pretty shitty
Trying not to blog post but im pretty sure my mental health is getting worse atm.

>Hi pawn
heey bby~ You taste good
O-oh

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Ussing Mimi on smartphone
Ya newfag

post irl tiddy

Requesting Tsurara giving a blowjob

Aright, had to restart my laptop.

How are the captchas?

I don't speak asshole.

requesting something like this
doesn't have to be lewd

Like pc but in touch

requests

>Requesting you lay off the airheads for a while.
wow ok

>Why so sad
its a repost from yesterday night, but
some dumb shit thats happening in my life

>Good
=(

wh

...

how about no?

to the user that wanted this embarrassing outfit bit

>willingly installing a well known botnet app
>calls others new
Bahahaha

Can any of us...really avoid the botnet?

Wth, how do you take a picture of your screen?

It's because clover was pretty okay bur this is better

hmmmmg
Fiona looks more sexy anger and tied
hmmmmmmmmmmmmg

You still gotta use tap "all trees" or "storefronts"?
Or can I just switch it to text captchas?
Right here, was thinking more of a catgir thing or maybe on a leash? This is good though

...

Assuming you're still up and I'm not dead tired, I'll catch you later.

>how about no?
Want to have a skype sesh?

I wish your lips would wrap around my cock. I bet they're thick lips.

You can change captchas yes
But it's completely random i guess

...

you are talking with one, DUN DUN DUNNNNN

Ummmmm...

I've decided I'm too tired to draw good anymore, everythings starting to looks like shit

fuck no

Google ReCaptcha sucks
have too many problems with weak bandwith internet
and make every site load more

i like Solve Media
it's a "phrase" CAPTCHA, but few sites use it...

What's with your mental health?

o shit wait
do you have tumblr

See you~
Have a nice rest

Bye babe

A new drawfag enters the thread!

fayart
thank you
buh bye
best of luck to you

huh ? its like 4pm here but take care

Eyy i

>you are talking with one

Oh really?

it'a shame that it's a shity one

thanks !

Requesting Reese bent over showing off her pussy

How goes it fred?

Working 4 to 12am.

secure browser (+behavior)
secure OS (kmspico w10 would be marginal tho)
inspect all programs, deal with the ones you're comfy with (steam etc)

best u can do really.

have you noticed that sword is on hiatus?

He sorta is.
What ever buddies he has lingering are doing his job though

oh
im usually around till 6am
have fun at work

you better start biliebing

Where's skull drawfag?

is that so.

Requesting this bunny fucked

Welcome
you could use some spicing up
Here's a hat
we start hazing immediately

He's playing "Vanish"

I just woke up, friendo

Yup, I want her to beg me to get her pregnant

I'm not your friend, Fred, but if you want to, do me a favor and drink some clorox

forgot to mention altered hosts + a few services disabled

>Those satan trips
>The filename
>The drawing itself
We're looking at some witchcraft here.

Nice joke i guess

I don't get this. Irl women find some satisfaction of getting pregnant, and I don't mean about sexual satisfaction.

Could someone draw this shop I found on /r/? Possibly putting her into a slutty bumblebee costume with stockings?

>trips
found the newfag

They do if they're nymphos

>566
>trips
???

Ewwwww

>trips
lmao what

I was going for the game, but sure. joke.

The name's Kazoo, friend. And I've built up immunity to bleach because it's just so tasty.

Am bored.
It's cloudy, yet its like 90 fuckin degrees outside.

She also has bigger tits than the shop. Here's a better example. Almost spot on.

that clorox salesman's just a prat. Draw on, buddy.

er, well, scribble on.

Silly anons, women don't feel sexual pleasure. Why do you think rape is a thing? Why do they complain? Don't they have orgasms?

Have you tried riding a bike. Bikes are fun

Anyone wants to hang out with us?

I'll hang.
What're we doin'?

>slutty bumblebee

I'll hang
Shall i bring some beer?

Am I edgy enough to?

According to all known laws of aviation...

Brilliant observation. Those are in fact just dubs.

We were going to get ice cream

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

I have mine but
Sure why not?

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

Guys, I think fay might be in love with me.

I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

That's why we don't need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!

- Bee-men.
- Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...

...9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it's just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

I have, the last time I was on one it was in a giant group at 2am in downtown la. It was pretty fun.
Wat do u do in ur spare time? I'm on lunch, u got any suggestions?
Sweet couch.

It's raining now.

Kek.

to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...

Honey!

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect
of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.

- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.

My soul hurts but I suppose I didn't specify.

Isn't spam bannable here btw?

Yeah

Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.

- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know

that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully

because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.

What's the difference?

You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off

in 27 million years.

So you'll just work us to death?

Judging by her hands she may also be in love with eating

be careful Snake

Wow! That blew my mind!

"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?

One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.

I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?

Why would you question anything?
We're bees.

We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.

Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.

I've never seen them this close.

They know what it's like
outside the hive.

Yeah, but some don't come back.

- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.

Their day's not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Godamm

Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.

It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!

Report it.

WAIT

Did I come at a bad time?

- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.

- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!

A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.

- Maybe I am.
- You are not!

We're going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you're interested in?

- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,

Glorious.

maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.

You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?

That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.

You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let's open some honey and celebrate!

I'll hang
(Afp&p)

What have I done thread. I'm so sorry.

okay that's 10 minutes worth of script , hf u fuck.

MMMMMMM

Really? Out of all the things you've ever seen on Cred Forums? This triggers you?

i'm not gonna sit here and paste the whole script, i have better thing to do

but i hate you for that image nonetheless

...

can't even click the correct number

i'm the poster.

I like chubby chicks. everywhere you grab them feels like a boob

>

bipolar ass weather tho

>gonna go back to playing piercing blow

Video games read cook or be with friends

I've been in a pretty rough patch atm
Im just really stressed and depressed over stuff I wont get into detail.
I only have like 2 people who I can talk about things too.
I have no motivation for anything anymore.
I'm considering anti depressants or something but I've heard that they arent worth it.
Lack of sleep isnt helping either
3 hours sleep has became the regular and I think im losing it.
(Sorry for the blog post)
I'm going to be fine

Okay

Do you work or study or do anything regular?

Waaait a sec

I'm here for you, friendo.

>

>
Omfg my sides.
Yea ima have to seek refuge.
Aight Mr solve it all. I meant wat should I get for lunch?

OH SHIT

Who's ready to get nuked with bullets?

WHAT THE FUCK!?

Is this ehg?

Turkey sandwich or Buy some ground beef and make fresh burgers

>Don't do drugs kids

Yo wassup?

...

Holy shit

Hi Thread!
Remember moi?
Taking requests!!

You got blood on me.

taking literally 1 micro 1 minute drawing requests before I go to class

Can you draw me a plague doctor working in his lab?

Show me your dick.

The engine from tf2 riding a spy like a horse

Also how are ya

Bumping this

Kek, nice one.

...

Sorry about that

How do you approach a girl without coming off as a creep? I really want someone.

Gotcha.
not even user's are safe, man.
Just. Butthurtedness. Good ol' texas switch.

have you tried speaking to them?

if you have to ask, then you'll never be able to
source: personal experience

Just be confident, and just treat 'er like a person. Nothing huge, just talk to her like a regular person
Which she is

Advice from my sister:
"Don't"

Wrong thread user?

Still taking shitty requests. probably just gonna do them until my alarm rings.

Don't get advice off Chinese dog soup forums

Yeah I do.
Its hard though when you have no motivation, friends, and you are in the situation im in.
Its got to a point over the years where i've started to lose my sense of humor and it gets hard to smile.
I know I'm young but I just want to get life over with at this point.
A fast forward button would be nice.

Thanks, man.
I'm there for you if you need me too

This guy pushing Stephen Hawking down a flight of stairs

Im here for you too pawny. You're part of the reason I've stayed in these draw threads you funny bastard

It's alright, I guess.

two words: bicep implants

Agree. He's 50% of the reason I come here.

good, because now we have to kill the witnesses

Hi thread. It's my birthday. Someone draw me a kek.

Will do! Takes probably 20-60 minutes.

Hi! Feeling little sick, rock solid otherwise. How are you?

...

Is this trump?

>How do you approach a girl without coming off as a creep? I really want someone.

You must accept that you have no control over anything but yourself.

Detatch yourself. Be avaliable, but not everywhere. If a woman really wants to be bothered with you, they will make it happen.

Haha^^ No this is voland feeling trumpy

...

i guess we should take it from you.

I'm alright. Neck hurts and I'm covered in bug bites but alright

If I use this advice could I get with Pin? :^)

sup niggas

Glad you agree user. Cant say 50% because I love all of the people here, but he is a reason

Sup, you doing requests today?

Show me your dick

I got wit ur mom didn't I?

No

Looks good thanks
user...
Pins not real

no. cus you're the one here with a girl.

What do you mean Pins not real? I know she is user! What we have is special!!

i was lurking but i feel the need to post
take it easy for a while pawn, you come here a lot and it sounds like a break could really do you some good
no one would blame you for needing some rest bud

>No
Why you gotta be greedy for?

Sup loser.

hey sugar tits

She's like a character made up by valve or something

>tfw u forget to attach image.

ehh
if they're interesting

it ain't gonna suck itself

UR the loser
nerd~

sup salt.... tits..

>Why you gotta be greedy for?

Just the way it is~

Were those really kai's nudes that got posted?

that's kinda hot

Is kai still dead

np

Haven't seen her in a few days

Good afternoon, thread.

Why does he talk like a philosopher?

ehh?
i wasn't around when that happened buuut
i'm almost positive they weren't whatever they were

touch it

my lil baby has been super busy
i miss her butt

do you ever plan to make some sort of story/comic sometime? like, a real one that exists and isn't the 'manga' story that basically doesn't exist any more, at least not fully since your stories have long since faded on long forgotten sites now.

What are you?
Would pet 999999 times and give belly rubs.

>touch it
draw it happening

eh, this is as much as i could offer right now.
he'a go, pal.

Evaaaaaaaa

how are you so sure they weren't hers?

Hey if you're open to requests, could I ask for this?

I'm bored. Gib coffee.

What if I told you Pech was in this thread right now posing as a different drawfag?
>Ignore the pic
Inb4 fuck off moku

Isn't that SCP-1471?
Drew them before...
May I try?

gimme a request or two and I'll se what I can do, no lewd pls

also how do you talk to boys help

My dick is diamonds

Just show boobs and they do anything/listen
Requesting a fluffy husky in a tutu.

GO TO SLEEP

Req?

Show me your cock.

Don't think it's them, but hell yeah man, it does look like them, feel free to try!

A chibi Genji from Overwatch.

Date me please

Thank you for the kind words
I honestly appricate all of this and take it to heart, it means a lot.

I usualy spend my free time on the thread.
I try come here every day and if I dont post, I'm most likely lurking.
Although this is how I spend my free time I think a break is a good idea at the moment.
A couple days away wouldent be that bad.

Thank you all for the support and kind words
Love you all
Take care and see you all soon
Its time that I had a little break.

>Ignore the pic
no-can-do

sure, i'll give it a go!

glad to be of service.

There he is!

post pic of your irl hand pls

Sup lil drizzle~ ;)
What it dooooo?

Be cool, Pown.

Cutest pose you can draw

Rain hey you up for some cute shit?

you a gangsta

Go away desperate whore

Take care bro! See you when you're feelin better

i'm taking requests

>ignore the pic
>trying
>ninja raptor
>no ignore it
>both boned up
>wut
Wat. I have to reread this post again wat r u asking?
!! ; A;
I thought u left

A goat, possibly...?

Drawing speed's slow...
Sorry about that.

ahh~
a-user..~

ANOOOOOON

bc i'm her gf dummy
i know how shy she is and stuff
if u have em saved show bc i wanna see what u thought were hers~

but i don't drink decaf
why dont u try some normal coffee u big smelly willy

OH FUCK

I wonder who could be behind this post

Hi I'm new

Hi new

Hi new

hi old

but user... im a drawfag(male)
also done
Soon™
I would if I could, user.

Bazzinga Down

Hi jew

Hi poo

...

if youd shoot like that youd get fucked.

welcome to hell

D: Tell me it ain't so user!

Kek, i'll tell you the same thing when she picks me over you. :^)

Doubt it was the real tvhead guy tho

Are you a girl D?

>Ninja raptor
Those are Pokemon

why do you do this to me

Oh, you're a dude.
Gross.

Request a cute girl with really long hair using it as a lasso.

But Im a cute dude
>
comin right up

can I lick it?

Cian y u so faggot?
Oh, show dick, if small, don't talk to them
Thanks buddy.

Oh user. Ive mever played overwatch nor do i draw mechs/robots of ANY sort
This was a terrible headache and a bust for me...

I'm liking this guy
Got a drawname?

emo pussy detected

>Pokeymanz blind ass fuckboi

Oh, sorry satan. Its nice! Also, nice trips.

Hail shitty artist Satan

How about you shut the fuck up and come stroke my tender rocket.

Your tip inspired me

Don't tempt me with a good time, faggot.

and I'm NOT SURE WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE

How dare u. I'm not smelly. I miss smelly.
U can always start drinkin the caf.
Ur grasp is so stronk.
Pls dun hurt me.
Fuq I'm so out dated. There's a new two coming out, which one should I get?

Oh, I'll give you more than just a good time pal! Leave you with butt pains that will last a lifetime.

the only thing I hate more than emo children are emo children on skateboards

hi I'm Desmond. I like cheesecake and long walks on the beach

requesting a Dakimakura of this qt tambourine girl

Uh no

Tired

I cant really think of any honestly. Can you give me a pose you want to see?

Yea lets do it

Holla

Potato head is potato.

Good to know i'm helping

Got any requests?

this coming from someone asking for a dick pic

I like walks and cheesecakes too

>666
youtu.be/97_6TSkd0JI

WHAT U LOOKIN AT

nah son
i know her nudes but those ain't them~

i'm just happy i broke the combo

nah i'm poofing it away
weiners are funny to draw~

who the hell is smelly
u know
besides u~

nah i gotta leave in a minute

Can I see rain in this

No
you're wrong
pls
potato is muh waifu

>what is high caliber round recoil?

Can I see your best nim

Well if not cute then squatting slav it is -_-

What makes you think I want to see your dick?

will you date me

Man, I've seen potatoes. And I've seen tambourines.
That is a potato.

Will try that thnx
done, user. Hope you like it

Well thats all for today, Dreachy out!

Could someone draw a shitty PPG OC

no
I shall marry you

Sun version of course.

post irl butt then

her left arm looked like shit, fixed it

Im out now

WROOOOOOOONG

BE MY WINGMAN.
YOU GET CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THAT.

sorry friend but i'm outta here

i can fap to this and i hate myself for it

i gotta go work for that money mang
i'm out this bitch
l8r

I didn't say anything about -my- dick~

post her nudes then

An user asked what to do to talk to someone and I just posted that to be "funny".

LOL
no

Bye eva

Are those Nike shoes? GOD DAMNIT TUMBLR HE'S NOT WEARING FUCKING ADIDAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i bet you don't have any faggot

uve bin hit bi
u been hit by
a smoth craminal

yes