When's the last time you had sex?

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

When's the last time you had sex?

Austin Jackson
Austin Jackson

last night

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

Two weeks ago.

Broke up one week ago, partly because she started putting out less and less. Fuck that noise.

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

Last month, long distance sucks

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

ask your mom

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

I have sex with a new girl, usually from Tinder, like every month. It usually lasts a couple weeks. I'm about to meet up with a German Au pair, and probably date her for a year if I can though. Or at least through the fall-summer

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

never :/

Asher Peterson
Asher Peterson

this bitch better fuck me tonight if she does then tonight.

Gavin Cook
Gavin Cook

nerver, i don't need sex

Jordan James
Jordan James

This morning

Henry Green
Henry Green

cute young blonde. am in excite, haven't been with a foreign girl, especially Deutschland master race.

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

A little over 4 years ago.

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

Like 8 months ago

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

My gf is giving me a blowjob while I'm typing this.

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

Smart move.

In a nearly sexless marriage.
If I didn't have a side piece I would go insane.

Alexander Watson
Alexander Watson

2 nights ago
coulda had it last night but too sleepy

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

hey can someone tell me how you get those marks on the skin? I know its from the mouth but what exactly happens there and on the neck to leave a mark?

Luke Lee
Luke Lee

It's been a few months.

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

[undefined]

James Martin
James Martin

About a week ago, because my dumb bf is out on some business trip across the globe
I know he's doing it to make money for us but still is lonely

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

Idk I just suck on their neck a little bit... Don't bite but get the skin on your teeth as you suck... That's what I did anyway. Like a really sucky strong kiss

James Hall
James Hall

Never....

Ryan Fisher
Ryan Fisher

has yet to happen. I'm in my mid 20s (meaning: never)

William Price
William Price

why would anyone want to do that?

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

They like showing their passion by potentially giving people blood clots that can fuck them up.

Aaron Moore
Aaron Moore

is this real? you can't get a blood clot from regular bruises

Zachary Perry
Zachary Perry

Two days ago. Sure my dick felt good and I nutted but we're married, our heart rates didn't even increase. She had her headphones in, she might have even slept through it, I dunno.

Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

zozzle

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

months ago

Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

You do know that a bruise is clotted blood under the skin right?

Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

creampied my receptionist about an hour ago.

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

but you can't get a venous clot that could cause pulmonary embolism or stroke from skin bruising

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

If the bruise is large enough and you happen to bump it again, there is a small risk of those things.
My original answer was a bit hyperbolic, but that's because I find love bites like that silly.

Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson

I regret not "spreading it out"...had it ALL in my younger years...

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

5y ago :(

Kayden Myers
Kayden Myers

when i came out of my mother's vagina

my penis touched her vagina when i came out. that counts as sex right?

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

Yesterday. New girl I met online. She's already begging to see me tomorrow. Don't know if I'm going to keep her but I intend to have fun with it while it lasts.

Henry Richardson
Henry Richardson

you came out. you're supposed to cum in

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

I fucked a hooker on my vacation in Bulgaria on August 13

Jose Flores
Jose Flores

Seventeen months. Broke up with my last girlfriend after almost two years, went on a couple Tinder dates that didn't go anywhere and just... stopped.

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

Saturday night. Never heard my girl moan so much, it was crazy. She kept saying " The sex was amazing "

Adrian Garcia
Adrian Garcia

Almost 10 and a half years. Time goes by quick.

Ethan Adams
Ethan Adams

Last night, Mrs is away a bit so got it in before she went.

Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murphy

like 2 days ago I cheated and I feel bad

Samuel Reyes
Samuel Reyes

Two weeks, one day, eighteen hours, six minuttes and twenty-one seconds..........

Camden Powell
Camden Powell

Saturday was lit fam. Bitch had a bruise on her chin apparently I tried to bite it off. Man I was fucked up.
Sunday was better because I actually remember the sex. Fucking and pizza all day. Today can suck my ass though

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

Like 6 years ago.

Nathan Ward
Nathan Ward

almost six years ago, still think about her

I am a lonely fucking neckbeard

Lucas Lewis
Lucas Lewis

Almost 4 months, my girl isn't interested that much in sex

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

This, but then I'm married so I have ass on tap

Jaxon Walker
Jaxon Walker

Today, twice. Oh and a blowjob that finished in their mouth.

Ah.. it's good to have a gf.

Aiden Scott
Aiden Scott

9 days ago. being married sucks.

Cooper Lewis
Cooper Lewis

Never.

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

Really? Been near a year and my gf wants it like 4-5 times a day.

Sadly we ditched condoms, so I creampie her a lot.. gonna be a young dad soon.

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

two months ago. me and gf are breaking up but neither one can afford to move out. so just waiting for the lease to run out

Charles Miller
Charles Miller

May 2015
At least I'm being honest

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

2 Months ago.. damn

Caleb Moore
Caleb Moore

Saturday with my 90lb 3.14 QT asian wife of 7 years. We have only been fucking about once a week though...

wtf, pull-out at least. Birth control is cheap homie, dont ruin your life -_-

Isaac Sanders
Isaac Sanders

don't do it. coming from a guy with kid #3 on the way.

Nathaniel Rodriguez
Nathaniel Rodriguez

although, nothing like delivering the creampie.

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

last time i saw my gf which was in June. long distance sucks

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

December 13, 1998

Cooper Gutierrez
Cooper Gutierrez

Last night with my hand....or two days ago with my girlfriend.
Things aren't great at home

Xavier Martin
Xavier Martin

Kekd

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

Punch her in the stomach

Oliver Gonzalez
Oliver Gonzalez

gonna be a young dad soon
The next 25 years of your life are going to suck hard because of something that's completely avoidable - and you're just like oh whatever.

Leo Thomas
Leo Thomas

What a fucking idiot.

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

september 2000

David Reyes
David Reyes

I hope you won't be a dad soon user, I'd really like a girl like your gf.

Brody Taylor
Brody Taylor

This morning.
And probably in about two hours.

It's fun fucking a pregnant girl.

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

How bad is it user?

Connor Flores
Connor Flores

Calling people idiots
Having sex for procreation

Choose one.

Dominic Thomas
Dominic Thomas

1 year, 3 months

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

Never

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

When I was 0 years old.

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

november 2013

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

never...

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

underrated

Austin Morales
Austin Morales

A couple of months ago with my ex

Adrian Perry
Adrian Perry

some months ago. frantically looking for a gf on dating sites. bound to fail...

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

Gonna need a look at that profile, son. I'm having a shit time even just matching.

Also maybe I just need to be better looking.

Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

Wtf ... same for me.

Are you a fat girl by the way?

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

nah, meng. ima fat guy.

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

He pretended to be a girl

Cameron Russell
Cameron Russell

I know that feel bro

Michael Turner
Michael Turner

Gawd I totes am, we must of fucked.

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

Ruptured blood vesseles, like a bruise

Jonathan Roberts
Jonathan Roberts

Yesterday

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

This morning

Robert Wood
Robert Wood

Like 2 weeks. Me and my gf are working conflicting shifts :(

Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

Yesterday evening

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

never

I'm so lonely

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

I fucked my married ex girlfriend last June. She's had two kids so the pussy wasn't as good. She had that desperate horny stench to her. Made her tell her husband about it, too much of a cuck to leave her slut ass.

Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Carter

Go to /soc/ but basically just be attractive and learn to take nice pictures and be funny and charming and interesting and smart.
Otherwise, get cucked, sonny. go to /soc/ for help. try to look like youre just joking around with Tinder, too. not a try hard.

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

go to /soc/ for help

Kill yourself quickly Chad.

Caleb Hernandez
Caleb Hernandez

May 22 2003. I remember cuz it was my 23rd birthday, my first time and it was a prostitute.

Nicholas Garcia
Nicholas Garcia

2 or 3 weeks ago I had sex with an asian chick. Wasnt great, I dont get all the hype with asians on here.

Bentley Ward
Bentley Ward

Fuck man not since July 2nd. Hooked up with the hottest girl I've ever seen in my life via Instagram. She stayed at my house for a few days, it was so lit. Turns out she's an actress. Does super low budget b grade horror movies like zombie strippers and shit. Being a single dad, I don't get out as much as I used to, tinder doesn't work because I live in a super tiny town. That girl only hooked up with me because she was here on vacation and I follow her on Instagram and mentioned o live where she was going for vacation. 11/10 grill. Would wife no joke.

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

Holy shit hope its true

Anthony Allen
Anthony Allen

/soc/ can help you, you just have to sort out the stupids from those who are obviously right and disciplined. It's your own problem either way, befriend a chad and have him help then.

Grayson Campbell
Grayson Campbell

8 days ago

Kevin James
Kevin James

Last night.

Julian Young
Julian Young

Yesterday

Leo Watson
Leo Watson

Saturday, random girl at club. Not bad.

Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

What year is it?

Christopher Cruz
Christopher Cruz

over 3 years ago :(

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

All your troubles seemed so far away??

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

6 years ago.

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

AT LEAST YOU FAGS HAVE HAD SEX

Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson

Never.

Ethan Evans
Ethan Evans

None of your fucking business

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

500+ days.

Luke Price
Luke Price

Saturday

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

No, actually it was with my girlfriend so you can say I was pretty much inside "my troubles".

Still solid sex though. Pretty sure I m gonna break her cervix one day.

Alexander Rogers
Alexander Rogers

this morning

Lucas Bailey
Lucas Bailey

AHAHAHAHA! Not finishing in the mouth every single time. Pleb

Nathaniel Anderson
Nathaniel Anderson

3 years shitty relationship then i left school/got a job/got a car/new pc

Was way too wooried about unemployment/new job to think about it then realized i had to use dating websites to meet newgirls since ive been around every group of friends

Jack Hill
Jack Hill

AHAHAHAHA! Not getting a blowjob at all. Pleb.

Owen Bennett
Owen Bennett

I got your reference user

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

technically last night, i ate her out and then jerked off onto her thighs.

now to wait 2 weeks for more hanky panky!
sigh

Jaxson Collins
Jaxson Collins

this morning

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

Picked up a girl at a club Friday. She spent the night and the sex was mediocre at best.

Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

Not EVERY Asian person is the same, you dumb fucking shallow retard.

Logan Price
Logan Price

cringe

Daniel Gomez
Daniel Gomez

Last November. My current gf is celibate.

Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

What's the point of even having her?

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

June last year :(

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

this

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

Last week, meeting my FWB later tonight actually.

Juan Walker
Juan Walker

Last Saturday. First time.. I'm 30.. once a wizard, always a wizard.

Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

Yesterday
tfw been best friends with a welsh girl for almost a decade now
never met until last week
internet dated a few times but were just casual at the time
pick her up from the airport
she jumps my bones as soon as we get home
a week of hot, rough sex
she left yesterday morning
And that's my blog

Carson Bailey
Carson Bailey

You wouldn't, she's clinically depressed (not that self proclaimed shit), bipolar and was abused (not sexually) when younger - won't got into that shit but I know it's not a girl just bullshitting like always.

Levi Miller
Levi Miller

Never
:'(

Austin Lee
Austin Lee

20 minutes ago.

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

Cus otherwise I wouldn't have anyone.

Josiah Jackson
Josiah Jackson

I mean generally a healthy relationship has a sexual component as well, unless she has a medical condition she's fucking someone else and using you for her emotional needs.

I don't really know you personally you may be into getting cucked, but if not you might want to have a serious sit down.

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

Never

Logan Price
Logan Price

never

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

In 20 minutes when my gf gets home from work

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