Ask a dude taking a bubble bath anything, I'm surprisingly knowledgeable in many things

periscope up captain,

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

How do black holes exist? What the fuck are they? How do they work? Obscure science related question that makes asker look smart?

Will Oasis ever get back together

Only twice after when something doesn't do how nothing opens properly

Because you got a new pen

A mixture of suave (shampoo plus conditioner the conditioner makes the water very soft) and dial body wash

Yes but it's mostly oxycodone and seratonin

Because suicide rates are low

Another just for you by

I have but it doesn't really fit me

why you taking a bubble bath bro?

Will you send me some money?
Paypal.me/kasatrael

wheres ur foreskin

why am i sexually attracted to your cocc

Because working sucks

Probably not, but I wish.

Post dick and I might

Just massive amounts of matter that supercede our understanding of elementary physics. Idk how they work exactly but a good question to bring up to sound smart at parties is "If the Hubble telescope can see galaxies billions of light years away, how come they don't point it at the moon to disburse the alien base theory once and for all?"

What is time?

I'm bi and love cock, post yours if you want

Fucking mother was Catholic and cut it off, pisses me off to this day

Bath time!

If God isn't real, then why was Trump declared Emperor of the universe and the laws of nature make it where he can't be stumped?

Do you like feet?

Can confirm, moon alien checking in

Is Trump the anti-christ?

Oxytocin unless you're a piece of shit junkie

Oxytocin, faggot

Because if God isn't real then there's no one left that can stop Him.

No foot fetish, but I dislike gross feet

>Can confirm, moon alien checking in
Can you abduct me and kill me then? It's the only way I'd accept death before 40

No, but I wish he was so that this fucking end game war would start already

Yes my b, mixed up my chemicals, thx user have a floating cocc

Do you shower before you bathe or do you prefer to stew n your own effluence?

i broke my ipad air's screen today OP, should i get it fixed or buy the small ipad pro?

I have foreskin and i put smarties in them to surprise people during a bit of the succ.

Should i stop or nah? Also would you?

this. baths are just sweat soups.

Do people with disabilities make you uncomfortable?
>like epilepsy or schizophrenia

Absolutely shower before

If you can afford it, get the pro. If not, get a job or fix it, I'm against all kinds of tablets

That's hilarious I want pictures

I hate jacking off to people in the bathtub and the water is brown, huge turn off

Mental disabilities like that are fine I'm a chill dude and don't get weirded out by differences. Physical disabilities that prevent you from contributing from society should be purged. My ex was schizo, wouldn't maintain a close relationship with that kind of person but don't think negatively of them

Guys he's getting small what do I do

Do you think Jimmy carter was a good president?

>purged
Like The Final Solution? Because that's exactly what Hitler tried to do, purge society of the disabled who couldn't contribute to the war effort. You deflated dick nazi scumbag.

are you gonna jack off in the tub and watch your jizz float into you?

post ass pics im not convinced that this is you

Need smarties otherwise i would, Skittles and M&M's get sticky and then get stuck :((

Don't have enough info on him to make an opinion

I know I'm deplorable

I have toys for that

My ass is not attractive, I'm just posting my cocc as the day goes on

Damn

I once tried with the small malteasers :P he wouldn't stop afterwards ;)

What kind of porn you like?

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Please post your cock dude you're killing me

Really into passionate shit where the couple just goes at it and ignores the camera, preferably without the fake moaning and slapping and shit

Undawatah cawk

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do you like hawaiian pizza

Oh lookie! It's me!
Cock floating so gracefully,
OPs a faggot

I wish, I'm the only one posting cock

Pineapple is the fruit of the devil

Someone post cocks dammit this isn't just about me

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That's more like it

Threads dead, good bath you guys see y'all around

Im not the smarties guy, just some other dude who likes leaving gifts in the "bag" ;) I put them just bellow the hood on the side facing me :P
Buuut here's me thingy ma bob since you asked

oooooooooooh shit you killed me
-random lurker

dude wtf ewwww

Smartie kid here and also lemon bleach boy, no smarties today, but i'll be sure to have some lying around the house in the future xo

is that your ponji?

YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF BUBBLES!!!

Not op but don't want to see a beautiful thread die so fast, will be taking questions but answering without penis :((

You boys are my favorite! Those are fucking gorgeous! I've never even sucked cock before but if I had the chance I'd hit you guys up so fast

I got the fuck out! Ain't no bubblelessness happening here

Threads back bb

nice dick

ty ty amigo, remember if you do, it's all in the tongue mostly xo

I just wish it wasn't fucking mutilated, it'd be so much more fun

That's good advice! I really need more of your cock if you don't mind posting it? I edged a shit ton in the tub

Tnx babes, i'de let you hog it as much as you want, you get extra pic for being nice

OP, when I get really horny I put my back against the corner and put my legs up into the air. I then jack off upside down and shoot my own nut into my mouth and face. I immediately regret doing this as I dry heave running to the bathroom to apit out my semen and brush my teeth

Why do I do this? What's the appeal and immediate regret?

but i wanted to join you in the bubble bath :(

do you piss in your bathwater?

oop just finished up before i saw this, my bad if i had known i would've taken more ;((

op are you gay ? what is your opinion on traps ? what is the square root of 144 ?

How can entropy be reversed

not op but i can tell you that theres insufficient data for a meaningful answer

>Ask a dude taking a bubble bath anything
>First post is "show dick"
>Next OP's posts are other dick pics
>Thread derails
>ITT: dick picks

This is Cred Forums.

Delicious

Try edging and cumming without orgasming, you pretty much edge to completion then trip your dick with all your might, cuts the orgasm but the cum still comes out. super fun, especially when you havent had meat in a few days and piled fruit into your morning and afternoon smoothies, it actually tastes good

I might make a Kik and post it here if it's favored

Ew no, only at the beginning of the shower on rare occasions I really have to go and am already too wet

Fuck that's hot, you wanna trade kiks or just leave it like this

Bi. Still love me some black girl ass, traps are ok but I'd never fuck one, only jerk off to them. 12

No idea, but if you had created the universe or reverse engineered how it worked you could. Or just set the oven to negative 350 degrees Fahrenheit and put your cookies in to get the ingredients back. Sadly that's not how you bring back dead people, and apparently cannibalism is frowned upon in the US

But it's my dick! I'll post timestamp next

Not really, just removing sufficient energy from the system can decrease the level of entropy

But that's not reversing it though! Cooling shit down is fine and all but reversing entropy would either take a lot of energy to do and create heat, making the point moot, or just be beyond our comprehension. There's other ways to take energy out, you're right, so possibly just stopping entropy all together so we can just LIVE IN THE MOMENT BABY

I'm a man of my word
>OP is still a faggot though
That's a 9/11 btw not 1/11 you commie

make and kik and fret the day my not that beloved bf finds out ive been trading dick pics with strangers online ;o))

i would never!! especially the first two times i got caught in a relationship cheating with strangers online, i didn't even get real dick so i still refuse to count it as cheating but everyone else does :((

Well I'm one for monogamy, so I'll just post it in here and do whatever you want with it. If you're going to send shitposting, they better offend me or be hilarious
Kik is:
ngriswald

Also almost done edging slow motion cum coming up when im done