ITT: We say our names and judge eachother's character based off the name

I'd say that's pretty accurate

Finley

Tammy

Thunderbringer Dharvingard

Jeremy

You post tits on every thread you post in

billy mays

Sawyer

Julio

what anime is this from

Funny dude
Absolutely rekts people online

Tyler

Home schooled or fat bitch

Zane

Clyde

Nico

Zane

joking aside , it's Marcel

Jonas

Shitty American or utterspanish

Antoni

Bendthedick Cuminhersnatch

Roman

Gestapo Müller

Del real.madrid

Donny van Wouw

(pronounced wow)

You're a blonde douchebag.

Michael

Weeaboo league playing mongoloid

Jinx from the game "League of legends"

Luka

I mean I am American. I'm also not shitty. I have an MS in a STEM program.

Boku no pico

cunt

Can't drive, likes cats, made friends with that one kid that's really into cars

tits

stoner tits

Secretely has a mullet, eats Stromboli, like a da meataball

Hates trump

Used to be fat in highschool but is now really into weightlifting

Drives a bmw, kicks old people in the cunt

likes fish

show tits

Plays too much shitty bethesda games, forgot real name, now carries a sword and shield everywhere and screams at everyone in dragontounge because autism

here

Edgar
Or just Ed, if it's easier or cooler that way.

awww i was thinking i'd get a mean one, you're so nice! thanks man

disappointing

sarah

Accurate

Torsten

Torbjörn

Star guardian jinx

gay

Why?

Taric

Kyle Johnson

Jack

Derrick

Callum

That is so unbelievably wrong i can't breathe

Jack

Lazy fucker

Ivan

Male

Ukrainian so don't fuck it up with ruski

Calvin

Joey

faggot swedish neo-nazi that makes very generic trap music

Dylan

Emma

Slevin

Milo

Austin

Gust

Has a guitar, but can barely play it

Lucky. Surrogate father is a world class assassin.

Mila

austrailian fuck i bet u kant spell prop early

Connor

you like mayonaise a lot

has wind

Erasmus Stokefire, esquire.

Alexander

has anger issues?

Edgy fucker who masturbates to footage of the Columbine massacre.

If you're like the Nick I know, you're an absolute cunt.

Nerevar.

I knew this was coming

I own a skin flute but that's the only instrument I play

Why you be hating on Nick so much lately?

dubs don't lie, I'm a fairly big cunt

Duncan

Lorenzo

Gonna take a wild guess that you've heard a lot of wind related jokes over the years.

Not really, I'm pretty laid-back tbh fam

Davry

Pretencious asshole who is not even italian.

Either a cool black dude, bone stock cholo, or white nerd.

Devlin
You're probably chubby going on fat

Martin

Closet gay
casual pill taker
pretends to be female online
always wants to lead but is actually really shitty at it
non-ironic stoner
bookworm
Has daddy issues
no real life goals "party person"
soon-to-be alcoholic

Sam

Austin

Is actually Nemo's dad.

Alex

Suffers from diabetes.

>Devlin

Picture related: it's you.

It's nothing personal. The Nick I'm friends with is a really great guy, he can just be a cunt sometimes. Although a Pete is always more of a cunt than a Nick.

Briana

Guilherme.

Cunty, unless hot dudes are around, then fakes interest.

Spread anus for fun

is fat

Scottish lad who will fuck you shit up.

SCA member and Renaissance lifestyle enthusiast.

Joe

Ben

Alex

Nick

Ten

size 0-1 try again

The stereotypical middle child.

Terry

Winchester. Come at me fags.

??

Grant

Alcoholic Ukrainian man who regularly explores Chernobyl rarely wearing a hazmat.

Adolf

Timestamped photo or you a fatty.

A badass rifle.

Go back to Tumblr you fucking angel thing from that one TV show.

That's surprisingly accurate. Kind of creepy actually.

Adam

There we go

Artyom.

Avery

tbh im always kind of a cunt. but socially retarded so flirting is a no go. i only have a bf become he made all the moves

BANE?

im thin dummy

We'll come to you for a pint and wait for this all to blow over.

Jeff

Almost got fingered by a homeless Vietnam vet back when it was cool to do that.

Laid back dude who always has the dankest weed.

Ypu get checked like your numbers

checked

Ethan

Muhammed

Alexander

...

James

Zaki

Marcel

You are da bomb

Jack

Artur Renato.
It's shitty. I actually have 2 first names.

William.

You do not enjoy caricatures of yourself.

Joaquin

Hugh Monghus

gage

Sex offender

Spaniard/10.

do you live in new york

Azaeyel

German faggot who watches gay porn 90 percent of his day.

Underage and b&

Parent's "do over child" after Derrick turned into a god damn Nazi.

browses reddit and ifunny

New age hippy who's old-school and into electronic shit

>Jack

>German

Explain yourself.

James Thatcher.

That guy that hit his growth spurt early and was the Chad of middle school, then the late bloomers surpassed him and now he's a manlet.

I ain't gotta explain jack shit

Alexander

One of those fucking weirdos that enjoys Darjeeling more than Earl Grey.

Renzo

Cam

Zozzle me again at your own peril.

Cody

Michael

Mila

Mattias

Leedle Leedle Leedle lee, faggot.

Ill give you a number ;)

I... how the fuck can you know that. Though I prefer Oolong over both of those.

Vito

Thinks Imgur should be completely separated from Reddit.

Justin

Grant

I don't live in an English speaking country. I've heard 1, probably

FUCKIN NEEEEERRRRRD But also very mature and respectable. Will waste your life living in an office making shit money.

Craig

Davry

Likes to rub her vagina then sniff her fingers. Also, masturbated when younger by humping something, like a blanket and pillow.

Braulio

Jeff

Evan

Paige

Wolf Von Aspen

Simon

Cuck

Hating my name right about now

Christopher Poole

Debruis.

My parents are faggots who wanted me to have a unique name.

Radosław

Matthew? Its woodrot

Fag and a cuck

Tom / Thomas

Whore, and tits with timestamp or gtfo!

Is actually a D&D character.

Dauntradeus

Jack

Potential slut, tits or gtfo!

You're chubby but you make it work by being really slutty

Stuart

Crystal

Pro cock sucker, tits please!?

Crystal.

Trained karate on tire swing as kid, now enjoys fishing from a row boat.

Did we have some class together? Or no, you are Mila's brother right?

Dark long hair, light colored clothes and lame poetry.

Hardly manages to get buzzed at a house pary, holds hair up for vomiting girls and leaves early to work in the morning.

Jak

(you)
(you)
(you)

Dylan

Did we have some class together? Or no, you are Mila's brother right?

Sara

>here
lost

Jim

Patrick

You're an intellectual with more experience than learned knowledge. You portray yourself as having a higher IQ and come off as kind-of a jackass.
You're also secretly a panty boi.

Nate

Nodis

If you swapped the experience and the knowledge part, I would have literally lost my marbles and never go on 4 chan again and i'd sleep paranoid with a knife

Carson

Quentin
>pro tip, no flaws in this name. Prove me wrong.

Chase

Lets see those panties

Tries to fight anyone and everyone.

N-no

My last name is Adolfsson i'll leave it at that.

Chance

Italian bartender at an English pub.

Play fight with sticks a bit too aggressively.

Ryan

Philipp

William

Smelborp

Daniel

Elvis

otis

Hasn't come outta the closet about being gay.

On the verge of ODing, cuz life sucks

were the aliens chill?

Never thought something this autistic would get me averys number
>feelsgoodman

close, Bi not gay

Into some hobby like rc
Stoner in middle school
Not from this world or your mom was a nignog
Probably a motorcyclist
Very athletic

One of many white Knight fags on Cred Forums

Ozzy

Jaeyun

You bite bats

Tyrone

an I thought i will be first

nigger

Pathologically out of fashion.

You fuck all the bitches

Greyson

Nigger, also gtfo my Cred Forums you sub human scum

Todd

Davry

Yeimi

Taquito

Chase

Fat lazy fuck, who trolls online games all day trying to feel superior for his obese ways

Kevin

Luis

you think you're hot shit, don't you?

Cuck

Secret fagot

sauce

A cosplaying trap?

either a cool guy or a faggot

Nah just wanted a (You)

its marlin, you retard.

10/10 ass but an annoying cunt

Then you're my reflection. Go full skirt and make up or forever hide in your room.
Sincerely,
Also Patrick

>tfw nobody even bothers with your name

Michael Drake Puckett

George

Haha spot on I was a stoner in middle school

Go help your disabled son some more.

Henry

If dressed as a woman would be prettier than 95% of females. Pretty gay shit, brah.

Shitavious

Freckles and pink nipples.

sauce

Ellie

unnoticable

Benjamin

Deaf but plays the piano. Screams in shower. Ginger.

Decent looking but boring as shit to talk to, cannot hold a conversation.

A literal doorstop.

Taylor

Dylan

Big glasses, learned chinese to go teach/work there and bang all the girls.

Runs with scissors.

Charles-William

Great swimmer with major daddy issues.

Feels like patrick swayze, actually like don deluise minus the humor.

Alex

Withdrawn personality ever since parents killed each other in an argument over choosing their kid's name

That's the boobies of an artsy girl.

Drinks HP sauce with a straw. Begins each mirning by looking out the window and saying, "I say!"

Matt

Actually Ryan but everyone uses his middle name.

Justin

Wishes Pokemon was real. Has a thing for yo-yos and saying gotta catch'em all while doing tricks

lol thanks, that was hilarious