Virgin thread

17
dunno how to talk to girls/not confident :(

23
Because I live with my parents who disapprove of homosexuality

>20
>Why have sex when I can just masturbate, an orgasm is an orgasm

get laid so that you don't embarrass yourself on the first girl that you actually want to pursue a relationship with. terrible sex doesn't exactly open the door for long-term solidity.

>25
>technically i'm not, fucked my GF for like 20 seconds then stopped cause her mom walked in. Didn't cum so it doesn't count
also ate pussy and kissed one other girl. Not as bad off as some, but still

24
No guys want to fuck me

18, girlfriend was raped, has a kid, taking things slow for obvious reasons.

don't be a pussy
>inb4 butthurt

Dude you just gotta go for it. I know that's easy to say and hard to do but trust me, your life with females will deffo improve

officially a cringe thread

this.
Bitches cost money, I'm no pot head but business is life brah.

>19
>I really only leave my apartment to go to class, all the clubs at my university look fucking dumb. Hammock club? Really? And none of the girls in the classes I go to are interested in me.
I think I'll get a job just to meet women.

>age
20
>why
lack of friends, don't go to parties, girls never found me interesting, and I don't out myself out there.

>band
There's your problem right there

idk where to find my opportunity, don't ever get invited to parties and only talk to any interesting girls a few times a week

Femanon shitposting ITT, ask me anything pic related.

I'm sorry you dont agree with me.

1. 26
2. I stopped going on Cred Forums during my free time in college and lost my virginity
3. Electric Boogaloo

ha, i would only fuck if the oppurtunity presented itself. not gonna go outta my way to get pussy lol

Sure you did kek

>deffo improve
>idk lol
dear god

1. 20
2. Many reasons. Didn't have a girlfriend in high school and barely dated because it wasn't recommended by my religion... also just wasn't all that interested.
Now that I'm not living at home I could lose my virginity to somebody on grindr (I'm bi), so not really sure why I haven't.

Actually it does

Underage.

I don't really know how to approach random chicks and ask for sex. I only am interested in more serious stuff and thus don't engage 90% of females. I don't have money for an escort so thats out

we all fuckign read the same thing you fucking retard fucking cquoting it like you were the only fucking user to read the image goddamn stop shitting up this thread with you incontinence you fucking reatrd piece fo shit i hope you die a painful death and everyon who has ever felt any emotion for you cums on your grave and gets the dirt pregnant and it comes to life as a golem and the golem digs your corpse up and skullfucks it and then rapes all your family members and shits in your dogs food bowl

>16

>17

you don goofed m80s

18
i fell hard for a girl and never got over her

Wow, that's some grade A autism there

If a women is looking for a serious, long lasting relationship and loves someone for their personality, the sex is usually secondary. If a relationship is fueled off how good the sex is, that's shit not going to last long because even the best sex gets boring after a while with the same person.

If anything, she will find it flattering that he saved his virginity for a meaningful girl.

1. 23
2. Haven't found a suitable partner and don't care for casual sex. As simple as that.

You're trying to come up with excuses for your own virginity. That's not anyone disagreeing with you. That's you in denial. Fucking leads to relationships, its often why fuck buddy arrangements never work out long term. Which you'd know, if you weren't a fucking virgin by choice. You don't have any moral high ground, asshole. You just keep getting friendzoned and you have no idea why.

Edgelord.

19
Part is due to me being too shy and part due to this ongoing relationship with my gf/ex gf who's been raped as a child and now she doesn't manage to have sex

>18
>7 different sexual partners

1. 27
2. mostly anxiety issues and being too focused on College work (60 hours/week)

1. 40
2. I fail at life

>obsessing over that one girl forever ago who was probably a bitch in real life
>but an empress in your head because of your rose colored glasses

move on already. she probably has, and the only one being held back by your stalking is you.

18yo femanon here down to fuck

26
I'm an ugly, fat fuck, with a shit personality, with little money and no future.
but at least I'm honest as to why I can't get laid, unlike most of the sad pieces of shit in this thread

1. 21
2. A) because I've never had a gf. I mean I'm not gonna fuck a random girl.
B) never had a gf because
i: minor self esteem issues
ii) legitimately don't care/happy being single

>femanon

You know the drill sugar tits.

don't settle for that loser. im mucgh better looking and have a big dick whats your name??? sex anytime

26
I'm virgin because women don't like virgins so I'm kinda fucked.

>femanon here

This
I'm not a firm "wait till marriage" believer, but it's at least got to be someone special. Casual sex is degenerate.

14 and 3/4, my girlfriends mom won't let me over

Age: 24
Why: Not a virgin, but wish I lost it to my wife

Did I ever imply I had moral high ground? I didn't realize having a different outlook on human relationships meant I also had moral superiority. Thanksgiving for pointing that out.

I am a virgin by choice and am now finding excuses for it. I literally choose not to fuck. There, I said it.

Also, I don't get friendzoned because I don't talk to the majoroty of women. If she's not interested in me I cut contact. Haven't found any worth keeping yet.

If I get so far as to fuck a girl that interests me, but she is turned off by mymy virginity, then I wouldn't want her after that point because she would be a shallow person.

>inb4 its not her problem you are a virgin

25
Always held out for "muh dream gurl"
Turned down many 7/10s begging for muh junk
Now regret it every single day and I'm so insecure and embarassed about it

For

>people making themselves happy is degenerate
Yes user, it's much more productive to deprive yourself of happiness because some strangers on an imageboard think it's cool

Age: 21
Why: Im too fucking shy and can barely speak

You sound like some lame born-again Christian with lines like "casual sex is degenerate". Most relationships start with sex, perhaps as a one-night stand or a casual fling that develops into something else. If you're looking for other virgins, it's going to get harder the older you get. Not many other people feel the same way you do.

24
Because I can't get a girlfriend. Forever alone.

Area code

1-19
2-I don't know

>18

>im fat and have a lazy eye

Picture please.

1. 21
2. Scared of babies

not virgin but wanted post so you guys feel bad

Wear an eye patch and you will look really fucking cool.

>(You) in a few years

1.34
2. I lost my virginity at 15
3.You are all FAGGOTS

This. Most women lose their virginity at 16 so you have to keep in mind that most of them are whores already.

>i dont get friendzoned because i dont even bother in the first place
>if she doesnt fuck me like a good little whore, i stop talking to her
>if shes turned off by me being an arrogant prick, i wouldnt want to fuck her anyways because only being interested in someone to have sex with them makes them a shallow person

hopefully you can see the flaw in your logic but just in case you dont-- you're the one looking at women like pieces of meat. and when they dont fuck you, you just stop talking to them proving that the only thing you ever wanted from them is pussy in the first place.

im only 7

Why haven't you killed yourself yet

id kms before id post myself online

My fiance has a lazy eye. Big fucking deal. There are contacts and eye glasses to help with that kind of shit.

LOL im done 14 and 3/4 hahahaha

18, Missed a couple shots at 16-17 due to naivety and not being able to read other people very well. Since then I've not met a reasonably attractive girl who I'll see on a regular basis

Chek'd and kek'd

25
I look 15 years old and I know I have to be bigger than the girl to get her excited. You know, that whole dominant/dominated thing.

I had a girlfriend once but she wanted to keep it a secret because she felt weird that I could be mistaken for her younger brother.

Objectively false.

First point maybe, but sometimes I do try. If they aren't interested in what I'm looking for, game over.

I am literally saying I don't want to fuck someone just to fuck someone.

If she's turned off by me having no sexual experience (I'm not saying I'll ever get this far) then that is shallow because I want her to be more interested in a relationship because we connect rather than the sex being good.

My expectations are high but since I only live once, I might as well live a high-standard life

KEK

>20
>I've never even tried and I know that I can't get one

>18
>I'm not

210

I bet you lost your virginity to a guy you degenerative speng

Sara

20.
Suffer from mental issues. I cant do it cause I feel disgusted and guilty at the thought of burdening another human being with having sex with me because I know it will be fucking shit.
I basically hate myself in the truest way of that sentence, little pity, barely any compassion, I just hate myself. Get slightly frustrated being infront of a mirror and I absolutely hate it when people flirt with me. Im physically attractive until i speak and act.

TL;DR because I gave up

look for different women. they all don't want the dominant thing and they all don't care if you look young. probably could even get some milfs with that baby face.

>22
>give me a week

Never claimed I'm only looking for other virgins. It would be nice, but it's hardly a requirement.

I'm 412

Too far 4 me hun

Virgn for another day

Well, you're not wrong.

Alto sax reporting.

21

Relativelly standards, only go for certain archetype, spilled spaghetti on a few ocations when i actually had a chance. But fuck me if im going to compromise, i can jerk off anyway.

1. 48
2. Spent all my time working in my 20's, then by the time I was about 35 I could only date fat, ugly 35 year old cows and I could never get it up with them (too used to porn). After that I pretty much gave up. I can't lose it to a whore because it's illegal and I would probably lose my security clearance.

Thanks anyway user

i fucked a girl on a bridge in the middle of a forest trail today, nutted in her mouth.

fucking virgins.

Milfs do hit on me. Guys too. I just feel awkward but I might do it. There's one in particular I like. I just don't know how this will end up since we work at the same place. If the shit goes down it's gonna be awkward as fuck at work. I wish women my age liked me. At least I have some options...

>life is short
>better choose to not have sex

You can do it. I believe in you.

>20
>I'm a NEET with a nonexistant sex drive

Too many assumtions about yourself.

>18
>just the thought about how long process of getting gf, get close to her and finaly do it would last i dont have will anymore
>why not ONS?
>small as fuck town, everybody knows everything, couldnt even buy condoms without drivig 60 miles to go under radar

You need professional help man. Life does not have to be like that for you.

Have fun with your AIDS

>life is short
>better fuck whatever moves in my direction than do things that make me happy for more than ond night

Shit that's depressing stuff.

>im looking for a golilocks fantasy that doesn't want to have sex with me whatsoever
>who just wants to sit here and listen to my bullshit theories about "high standards" and arrogant attitude towards those who think differently than i do
>she also has to be cool with fedoras and dank memes

no, you're literally saying that a womans worth is defined by her willingness to fuck you
>under the right circumstances though
>so its totally cool to objectify her to this extreme

You're defining women in black and white terms of "does she want to fuck me? yes? dump her." "does she not want to fuck me? yes? stop talking to her." You'll never find the right one if you keep using these double standards. You want a whore who'll tell you shes interested in fucking you, but you don't want her to tell you to your face. Otherwise shes shallow.

>60 miles

Jesus h christ. You should only have to go one town over. Wear a beanie and sunglasses. You'll be fine

21 here but you sound like me. i could've twice but i don't like how i look even thought they seemed to like me. gotten used to fapping until i find some confidence. doesn't really bother me.

Go on a whore trip buddy. For fucksake go on a whore trip.

26, am virgin because I'm a socially awkward fat guy who's never even kissed a girl. I say things that turn people off and always end up friends with girls before I have the guts to tell them I like them.

Humans are made to reproduce. We're just vehicles for our genes. You can't deny that fact unless you are not human.

Passed 30 and cursed to be alone

Nice fedora.

31
Obviously Anxiety Issues

Thats the closest town....

have you considered suicide? much of a better option i'd say

If she doesn't want to fuck me because I'm a virgin then I don't want to fuck her. If I like her and she me, and will have sex regardless of me being a virgin, and is interested in me even after the boring sex, then I will want her.

I know I won't find a perfect woman but I will wait until I find one that is close. Probably won't ever find her but I've gone 20 years without sex, I can go another 20. I don't plan on living that long anyhow. Different topic though

25. Had 2 blowjobs and 3 handjobs. I was with this one girl I was fingering but as soon as I felt her bush she was embarrassed about it and blue balled me so hard. The next day she tried to invite me up to try again but I was turned off and I didn't go upstairs to her place. I instead complained of being tired and dumped her the next day.

Jesus...that's fucking sad.

Trust me, kid. You're not a virgin by choice.

25. My penis is too small.

1) 22
2) too mentally ill to feel okay about seeking sex or a relationship with anyone

>20
>I never go outside, only ever asked a girl out once in my life and it was through text

You are homosexual I believe.

Oh shit. Sorry user. Just cut a line underneath your balls then cauterize the wound. Instant condom for life

>different topic though
Please expedite that process then, because you're literally a waste of human life.

You cannot form a picture of the "perfect woman" and then try to wait until you find her. Once you do, she'll disappoint you with her own humanity and you'll just sit there and cry over how all women treat you like shit when in reality, you've been treating everyone in your life like shit this entire time and refusing to see the irony in that.

I'm not a virgin I hired a male escort when I was 18 and permanently lost my sex drive from that experience

Notice how my green text was accurately based on things you said?

Notice how yours was an extreme position that was still based on your own perspective (the extreme opposite).

You are clearly so uncomfortable with your value system and where it is leading you.

I don't deny that fact and never did. I can control my urge to have sex though

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Ok

this entire thread is fucking sad.

You're basically giving up on life man. Get help. I think you're just depressed.

This fucking thread

>im too shy
>im taking it slow
>i work too much

How comes not a single fuck of you assume its ALSO BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT
Get your shit together and improve your body and clothes/style you lazy faggots.

>Physically attractive
>Hating Yourself
If your telling the truth you have already won half the battle.

10/10

19.
Cause i dont really care

wow

this looks

SO legit

That's easy for you to say when your dad pays for all of your shits.

This only shows that you haven't had a lot of sex.

Every person is different, and it takes a couple times to figure out what each other enjoy. As long as you know the clit is on top and foreplay matters, you're good to go for 'long term relationships', kek.

23yo antisocial autist who can barely talk to anyone outside of the friends i already have

I've sworn my body to Christ. Do not become infatuated with the Whores of Babylon. They'll drag you to Hell.

I do t understand what's you suggest. Take whatever I can get? No thanks. I can do slightly more fulfilling things in my time. If a girl comes into my life and it works out in a way I like, I'll allow it. I don't know how to make this less offensive.

bata fags

My prayers are with you friend, have you ever considered going abroad and getting an escort out of the country? Or is it hard to travel cause job.

I gave up on life a long time ago. Don't want to bring anyone else into this shit world.

Yea. I wish when I was in college my dad would have told me I'd never again be be surrounded by 5,000 single women and daily socializing opportunities, and that I should get it while I can. They all disappear after college, where your choice becomes the fat 40 year old divorced chick in HR or the psycho never-married cat loving secretary down the hall.

well in my case ( ) it's not because i look like shit. although i do, even if i didn't i'd still be too mentally ill to want sex. and besides, there are men and women out there with a fetish for my body type, disgusting and unhealthy though it may be. i know this from personal experience

>find it flattering that he saved his virginity for a meaningful girl
No, she'll just think you're a creepy fuck with skeletons in the closet. Why else would you still be a virgin in your 20s? She'll say to herself immediately, "Oh hes a virgin. Something must be wrong with him then." Promise, I'm a female and that's exactly what I say after hearing the guys a fucking virgin.

I then refuse to fuck him, because often times he'll have this bullshit logic that somehow justifies his own beta behavior when in reality, hes probably either a nutcase with a boring as fuck personality.
>watch the replies itll be a hoot

Cause stop eating like shit if you're fat, and knowing "how to look good with simple basic clothes" requires a father ?

God you're way more retarded than i tought

>hes probably either a nutcase with a boring as fuck personality.

>either
>a nutcase with a boring as fuck personality

>either

>ei

>ther

excuse me what

she's my girlfriend numnuts i didn't find a random girl in the forest you tree fag

I am comfortablr with it. You're the ones attacking my position. I originally posted why I'm a virgin and then was attacked

Keeps thinking about "hope", or get fit and fuck.

lol i like how i get banned for joking about being underaged when I'm 24, and these cucks are still here swallowing semen and roaming free.

Yeah that's it. You're depressed. That's funny because a few minutes of exercise, maybe a prescription by a doctor or a psychologist would put you back on your feet.

I was depressed since I was 12. I used to play videogames and draw all day. I changed my habits a little when I was 20 something and went to get some help and it changed. Trust me, your issues seem bigger than they really are.

Dude, no one ACTUALLY cares that you're a virgin. But you trying to transform your social awkwardness and bad luck into a virtue is annoying as fuck.

Yoy genuinely can't see how transparent and vacuous you are, can you?

>how to make this less offensive
Get off your fucking high horse about it. You're an arrogant cunt and its painfully obvious why you're still a virgin. And it's not by choice, kid. Its because you're a cringeworthy fedorafag who thinks he's better than everyone else just because hes ugly enough to not have gotten laid by now.

>18
>cuz im a fat spic and a nerd

No because I don't care anymore. I'm 48, might as well go for 50. Or 60.

Finally someone who understands his true problem.

18
because i can't stand being intimate with someone.

>got nothin' to say
>M-MUH GRAMMAR LOL UR DUM ITS ALL INVALIDATED
So it begins, the greatest asspain of our time.

>if you're not my gf you're a random girl

there's your biggest problem

I'm not fat and not virgin. I was just pointing out that it's not easy for everybody. You're an asshole and I don't believe you've had one meaningful relationship in your entire life with that attitude.

Take a good look at all this and hopefully you can benefit from all this in the long run.

1. Definitely not 15
2. Definitely not a virgin

this

Well your girlfriend is a whore and if she let's you do that she probably let other guys do it too.

1. 19
2. A list of things
Mental health issues
No friends
No outside hobbies
Low self esteem
Fucked up the chances I got
Put on weight in the last year from not giving a fuck

no, i don't want to get fit and fuck. i'm too mentally ill. what don't you understand about the argument i'm making here? i'm. too. mentally. ill. to. fucking. have. sex. no. i won't do it. i will not fucking do it no nO NO.

jesus you're dense

i'm going to try my damnedest to get fit just so the evil little hateful flower voice will shut up about what a disgusting horrible glutton i am who is a drain on society and destroys everything he touches and should just go to bed and never get up

but

bUT

... after i get fit i'll still remain a virgin
because

this fucking freak brain is something i have to keep to myself forever, no one can ever no the truth no that would be adbvery

excuse me, very bad *

15, Have had 2 girlfriends. Too nervous around them. Never even kissed them.

1. 22
2. Had too many issues to get anyone to fuck me, on meds and getting better but now BF lives 3 time zones away so fuck.

You gotta learn to separate sex and a relationship, they aren't mutually exclusive. I get that's not what you're into, but, it'll be better experience for you.

Nope, She was an extra slutty 16yo with a car. So we banged in it. And I was late to the losing mine too. all my friend lost theirs at 13 or 14. You Fucking Slope-headed Queer

>virgin thread
>not a virgin but here's my story

are u that dense

35
Little boys don't count

Your sisters don't count as girlfriends.

i don't point out poor grammar when what was intended to be said is clear

in your case it wasn't so i pointed it out

just pointing out i can't even be butthurt because i don't know what you were actually trying to say

like were you actually going to finish that sentence or what

this is normal. full steam ahead, you're on the right track. and also underaged, thread reported.

Good luck with that, by that age you're not likely to find a girl that hasn't been dicked by at least 5 guys already.

I've considered Amsterdam, but I have a polygraph test every two years for my security clearance where they ask if I've done anything unethical, and I think it would trigger because prostitution involves human trafficking and kind of preys on the destitute. Also don't feel aroused by the thought of 10,000 other men who already fucked that pussy.

1) 36
2) I have no mojo, yet seem to enjoy a stress free life.

Ok pal. I can't understand why you're so upset about a post on an anonymous imageboard. It is literally by choice because if I cared enough I would save some money and get an escort. But I don't care and that won't change no matter his much you call me ugly or arrogant.

In the eyes of society I'm worthless and I know it. I'm going to pretend like I care about that for a second. OK. I never asked to be born *tips fedora*. Im not asking anyone to pay attention to me. But since I'm here, I'm going to maintain my impossible standards simply because I can.

lol have you never had sex in public?

good luck finding your girl that's never had sex with anyone else and thinks you're a god.

fucking sock jerking off loser.

>good luck finding your girl that's never had sex with anyone else and thinks you're a god.

Well I never said that and you suck at lying. Keep trying though ;)

32
Not

Going to need a source on this though.

Im attractive, but not in a good way. Im attractive in a sense of "different", "exciting" and 'open". Once that initial reaction blows over I will be exposed for the sham I am, a life void of any activity. No one should be burdened with having to make me want to feel and live with my emotions again, and I cant do it alone.
Hoping for one good acid tripp and maybe ill change. Would be nice to also get ridd of my dual personality switching and such that i suffer from. I could probably get laid, but I am a good man. Id rather die before i burden someone.

A hole's a hole.

21
Cause im stupid af.
Coulda hooked up with a hot latina when i was 18, she was even hitting on me but i was too derp and going after a white hoe to notice and ended up with nothing but heartache over dumb broad

samefag from here

ahem, since you're not responding, i just want to say in closing please respect my decision not to spread my crazy around

jesus christ you're fucking exhausting. as if it wasnt bad enough that you sit there condescending to the rest of the world about your lack of sexual prowess. if you want to talk about structure, the original sentence was deemed too incendiary to include ITT because you shitposting faglords will have a goddamn field day if a woman actually flat out tells you what a fucking loser you are. because of this remittance, the word implying a comparison was accidentally included.

i can use pretentious words too, doesn't mean you're not a cunt with no rebuttal.

25
Except work related shit, I'm a fucking coward talking to girls. I've never kissed as well. Also I would rate myself 5/10.

check'd

he's clearly beta, he's not looking at shit

I do work out because I've run out of things to do. I see what the drugs do to my dad. I don't want it. I'd rather suicide than go to a shrink. Life hasn't ever been worth it enough to me for me to want and prolong it

Oh I get it, you're trolling. No one is this genuinely autistic.
>post on an anonymous imageboard
Welcome to Cred Forums, newfriend. Go ahead and buy a hooker, save everyone else in your life the trouble of listening to your bullshit.

Is your job involved with the military? Or just the Government? If military then I shed a tear for you, because my Brother is in the Navy, and it ruined his fucking life (he's not a virgin, but when his fiancee dumped him, he hasn't had sex in a long while).

> she probably let other guys do it too

what's it like being 15?

Drink a couple of beer to get rid of the anxiety and you're good to go. (Don't drink too much though or you won't be able to get it up)

of course i don't have a rebuttal. i'm uninterested in engaging in the argument at hand because it's not applicable to me, seeing as how i'm gay and also not interested (see )

i just wanted to point out your mistake so hopefully you would clarify and then whoever was interested in debating you could actually understand what you were trying to accuse them of to begin with

19

Because I never had sex

>40
>I'm ugly and socially retarded.

At least i'm rich so i get to travel.

Fenanons aren't real

24

I genuinely do not like being close to other people. Not physically, but in an emotional sense. I have tried dating and easily could have fucked some average looking girls and one pretty hot asian, but I just lose interest.

I would fuck a hooker but I don't think I want to waste the money or chance any of the negative aspects of that.

>lol idc
>in 200 words

whew lad.

Im a virgin, I have this idea of sex being passionate and fun. Like laughing and shit. Is a guy being passionate cringey beyond acceptance?

>can't understand what's I'm saying
>must be b8

First of all, no one takes that much time to troll.

Secondly, I have a bait fish too

Thirdly no one asks about my sexual life though I'm sure most people know

Travel to Asia, they love you long time for 10 dollar.

what can i say, typing doesn't take much effort for me and consolidation does

Doubt Acid will help you buddy, I find that it exacerbates shit like this. If you are aiming for a good trip, do something you like or consider fun, or good, or whatever. And try to remember that life is full of Infinite possibilities, and that all your emotions are driven merely by chemistry and Biology. Also, try to have a friend with you when you do it.

Any tips on how to overcome this problem

>Passionate
How are you defining this word? You want your first time to be "making love" instead of "fucking"?
>laughing and shit
Trust me, from what I hear, a woman laughing while you're inside of her feels REALLY weird. It also kind of fucks up the momentum, to be honest. I'm either in laughing mode, or I'm serious and in the moment where your dick is.

same as this user, im usually goofy but come off as shy when meeting people i tend to open up friendships by being goofy but when it boils down to opening up im stuck

stop being a mexican.

I don't care so much about her riding the cock carousel as much as I do her being a worthwhile person who shares chemistry with me

>inb4 autism, gay, cringe,

17, don't trust bitches only myself

Lurked on r9k underage
Got laid at 16
Don't go on r9k anymore
18 now, still with that same gril. Lifes pretty good

ill still be a fat nerd

>23
>365lbs guy
But I do think the weight is my only setback. working on it. Talk to me again in a year

Although I have been saying that for the past 5 years......

do you faggots have anything better to do than get in pseudo arguments on an user msg board?

My favorite gif on the entire internet

I feel you about psychologists. I do believe it's a bunch of feel good bullshit for the most part. You have to try a couple before finding the right one. Do you have any friends you can talk to? Start with that.

If you work with other people you can try to chat with them. Even if you don't care. Actually you said you don't care so why not do it?

On another note. My grandfather is 90 and found a girlfriend when his wife died if this can give you any hope. Don't compare yourself to others also. Leave Cred Forums for a while, it's toxic here and most people are lying.

Btw antidepressants are temporary. It's only a crutch until you get better.

>25
>knocked up the first fat pig I ever slept with
>only interested in redheads now
>not interested in fucking anything else
>regrets.txt

Nice greentext. Also what you said makes no sense. Learn to express yourself if you want others to understand you.

or you're just an arrogant fuck trying to sound smarter by using big words to describe an insanely simple concept. jesus christ, your fedora is off the charts.

>lol cant understand how deep this is
>lol u mad
>i could fuck a whore if i wanted to
>im not ugly
>3 sentences of feeling sorry for yourself
What a complex post, no one can possibly decode how truly deep you are as a person. Faggot. You're so misunderstood by society.

I was just doing my best to be helpful. She made a grammatical error that rendered her accusation meaningless, so I informed her that her accusation was meaningless, in hope that she'd clarify (which she did) so she would be more successful at getting a rise out of people. She then wanted me to engage her, so I informed her I didn't feel like it, so she wouldn't be waiting for my response. From my perspective, no argument took place.

Oh, and if you have any preference in music, listen to the music you like.

Well you're on the right track. You'll stop being a virgin next year if you keep that mentality.

what is it like being 15 years old?º¡ª¡

Sexy AF, but teeth like a picket fence

do you jizz in your fedora before you put it on?

1. Yeah I guess. Urkh what a fucking mess this all is... I dont know, a part of me just wants to fuck and avoid speaking, but I would be unable to know if the other part enjoyed it then.

2. I meant me/the man.

16, I don't want to waste my time on other people when I should focus on myself instead.

if you're unhappy with your appearance, do something about it.
>nerd
cannot help you there. i dont think there is a cure for that. you just have nerdy tastes in things. short of becoming an entirely different person, theres nothing you can do except finding a nerdy girl who likes the same kind of shit. theyre out there, you just have to feel better about yourself.

the best advice I can give any of you:

make us laugh. its pussy kryptonite. the guys we end up fucking walked up to us, made it known thats what they wanted from us, and made us laugh. guarantee it.

>or you're just an arrogant fuck trying to sound smarter by using big words to describe an insanely simple concept
yeah, maybe. OR, maybe:
>typing doesn't take much effort for me and consolidation does

has it ever occurred to you that i have no possible motivation to ingratiate myself in front of you or anyone else in this thread considering it'll disappear in a few tens of minutes or so

Being 15 years old was a blast. I miss that time. I didn't have a care in the world. Part time job and the rest of the week to do whatever I wanted. Good times.

You are a virgin faggot that will jizz in his pants at the first sight of fat poon. Jealous some dude is banging his girlfriend in public? We all know you're gonna fap to it later. Only replacing that dudes girl with your mom. You Oedipus fag.

What's it like never having had sex?

I lost my V card at 15. To Cindy Hewitt in NJ, shoutout Cindy!

I just want an escape, there is only one way to escape myself and that is too change.

24
because i can't even get male friends, so i'm not even close to get a girlfriend

Your motivation is SELF deception. You are trying to keep your self esteem in place even though it's long overdue to be torn a new asshole and rebuilt into a more sane alternative.

>240 posts in and you just wasted over an hour shitposting "lol idc" over and over again

>I'm a female

Damn you really are mad. Nice projecting also.

this time a million.

you'll get there user, i lost my virginity at 19. Now i have a sex friend who just can't get enough of my dick.

1. 25
2. Don't drink (familial alcoholism), slight introvertedness, bad luck/impotence, FEAR

I'm a well-liked guy just for some reason I have had a bad track record with women. Not unattractive or anything. I want to change my ways before it's too late but I don't know where to start and I need help to get going.

18
have no confidence and not best looking

Thats a lot of responsibility for someone your age user.

Welcome to the thread, newfriend.

First of all, tits or get the fuck out

I'm speaking from experience and just because you have some ridiculous ideology that a man NEEDS to fuck before twenty doesn't mean it's set in stone nor does it make it what every other woman thinks.

If you love someone, understand their story and want to know more about them, you'll look further past their sex life. That's just arrogant and shallow.

Eh, like I said, even before I was like this, my life wasn't anything spectacular. I never had goals or aspirations. If how I am leads to suicide or whatever so be it. I'm good about chatting with people, don't have friends but I do talk to people at work.

Honestly, I don't want to spend the money on myself to make myself keep going in this world. I'm fucked in the head obviously, it comes mostly from my dad. His father died of a heart attack or something drugs related at like 35, my dad is 38 now, and becoming alcoholic. As much as I care for him, he shouldn't have had kids and I realize this. Hence way I'm now going out of my way to fuck bitches because I would rather not knock someone up on accident.

I hope for the best everyday but hope doesn't give me much feeling. Im like "wow, how nice would it be if xyz happens" then it doesn't and I'm like "wow, life is so fun". I expect the worst and get something in between.

That in between isn't worth it to me

what self esteem

if you're suggesting i'm trying to trick myself into thinking i'm smart let's just say i'm way past that point

i'm hideous, stupid, and bad at everything

i just use big words because i use big words, it's just the way i always write and talk

sorry if it offends you

well i mean yeah

what else is there to do with time but waste it shitposting

Naw Nig, I feel bad for you. Porn has ruined sex for guys with average to small dicks.

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yep, spoken like a true virgin.

fedoras off for this man right here

Damn you're pathetic. Your greatest achievement in life is to have fucked a girl at 15. You have great prospect in life.

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>19
>about 7.5-8/10
> attractive girls intimidate me but I don't wanna sleep with an ugly chick so I'm in this endless cycle

The only one making my posts seem deeper than it is is you. You are trying to find some hidden meaning, some angle of attack all because I said I don't want to fuck whatever girl looks at me.

I could fuck a whore if I wanted to. Prove I couldn't. Oh, you cant.

Says the guy browsing Cred Forums. It's like you think I can't see through you. Also, again with the projecting.

Intellectual understanding is not the same thing as having a safe space to experience all the emotions around the shit going on in your life. Then those emotions, which you spend energy suppressing, don't have as much weight because you've actually let yourself feel them.

Psychology is not about engaging with things intellectually, people can usually do that on their own. It's about accessing and experiencing emotions so those emotions can be felt and then fuck off.

That feels trench between being so desperate that you talk to any girl and being so scared of rejection and embarassment. Just do it man is all in your head you are the only thing that is stopping you from slaying, uglier guyss have gf just stop thinking and act, also dont say you are virgin to anyone

Kinda thought banging your mom was a bigger achievement, using clothes pins to hold back her thigh fat so I could find the damn hole.

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Sick burn.

Ha, I'm just waiting for pizza and then watching hockey.

Dumb dudenigger.

tfw you think this because you only know people are grils if they say they're grils so the ones that dont announce it aren't included in your crossection of what a gril is and how they behave.

Yummybud is that you??

I know this the hole you came from.

Like browsing /b is some kind of insult you're here too fag.

>speaking from experience
You're openly admitting to NOT having experience BY CHOICE, faglord. It's either one or the other.

And everyones fucking point ITT is that you CANNOT fuck someone without getting to know them first. Unless she's a fucking whore, that will never happen. And this entire thread is founded upon the "ideology" that a man needs to fuck before hes 20, autist.

If you love someone, you won't listen to their fucking story just to get something out of them later on. That's using someone for sex and if you don't even see your own hypocrisy, there is nothing else left to say.

>14
>No one my age is putting out.

I guess I also have this to say.
I find most girls cringe as fuck.

True, she did give me a sick burn.

Probably because you play a gay instrument
Drumline section leader snare reporting in

I've met people like you. So grandiose on the outside, so little and weak on the inside. You know what would improve your self esteem? Human connection... Like a good fuck with a lovely girl.

pussy knocked on my door at 15. I was pimply faced, socially anxious, borderline autistic, and un-athletic. But I'll be honest I am tall and skinny and smart.

Unless you fags don't have anything going for you at all you have no excuse.

>LOL u cant understand how deep my post was
>the only one making my posts seem deeper than it is is you

sure thing kiddo, 1/10 here's your final (You).
samefagging won't save you now, you useless faggot.

I'll help anybody from Chicago loose it

Thousands of Yummybuds running amok.

Holy fucking shit you had to resort to a mom joke because you don't know what to say. Now I really know I'm not dealing with someone who's older than 17. Get a job kiddo and experience the real world.

Loose it good.

>>Being this full of yourself

aww it's alright 'lil buddy, things will get better! now go back to bed before mommy catches yuou up too late!

18

Being ugly and being bullied for it (by women) in middle and high school created massive deep-rooter insecurities that I can't get over, making me socially retarded with women. And still being ugly.

Well, Godspeed, be logical, but stay positive

what's your kik nigger?