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Alex is cancer.

I've been on death row for 3 years.

I am being drafted in two weeks. I refuse to let myself be ruthlessly treated by the system.

Death is the permanent cure for suffering.

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Yes, but not until later.

How come?

Please dont self kill.

Okay, good. Yeah, I'm still sorry about all that.

I tear up when you say it like that.

So quaint, so innocent.

So pure.

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hey s/fur
oldfag lurker here, what's happened in like the past year itt

drafted? I feel like I'm lacking context, but whatever. man fuck, sorry to hear. I guess your mind can't be changed?

Well, let's start with why you think it doesn't matter?

I can explained it in 2 words: everyone's depressed.

Hey Guy

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Are you actually Russian?

No one is actually Russian.

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fuck i'm horny

well not everyone, but I feel like this is a reoccurring theme with s/fur anyway.

Nope, I wish I was slav.
I'm like, part Irish, part Norwegen, German. A bunch of other shit.... Basic American scum really.

I know how to fix that ;)

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Ayy, American scum represent!

You don't need to apologize to me. There's a difference between being offended and pointing out idiocy. I don't see why I'm required to be quiet while you constantly degrade the identity of people I care about (even if they don't care about me).

It just doesn't. Never does.

'ey. I trust you've seen this going around?
imgur.com/gallery/U9Cwm#niKf0kf

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it was like that back when there were only like 2 namefigs, so little has changed in that regard

Yep, had it linked to me by 8 different people back when it was first uploaded.

Because it isn't meant to be serious. I just have a very dark sense of humor. I'm sorry if that bothers you, I know my humor isn't for everyone. I'll try not to joke like that anymore.

I don't want to die, sfur.

I want to post pics here more. I want to talk with you more.

MURCA!
nah though, fuck this country.

Ahh, alright then. I would like to know how life's been, but if you don't want to share so be it.

Damn, guess they have a more direct line of communication with snek mod.

See, the thing about dark humor is that it's still supposed to be funny.

butt stuff
and stuffed butts

Just skype and Discord.

The short of it is everything is going right for me except for the one thing I care about.

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Ah, I was waiting for that. So just don't kill yourself. Going through all the military bullshit and coming out as the same person shows courage. I guess.
What I'm trying to say is that you don't have to kill yourself.

Meh, it has its pros and its cons. It's better than most, but it could still be a whole lot better.

It is supposed to be funny, but to a very specific crowd. It's supposed to be funny to all the edgy kids who watch Filthy Frank and shit like that. If you think I'm serious and actually believe that kind of stuff then I promise you I don't. I have no problem with any group of people. Really, I don't. You have to remember that I'm the person who has openly admitted to supporting things that others wouldn't dare, like zoophilia and pedophilia, and I'm not even a pedophile. So trust me when I say that I have absolutely no problem with people of different races or religion. I'm sorry if I made you think that way, but I really don't.

Well shit man. That must really fucking suck.
Now I understand why you might be more apprehensive about sharing. I don't mean to pry. I just wanted to know how things were going.

Keep your head up!

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Hey.

ayy

hello
how goes

>s/fur

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It's ok, it's not prying. I just know people are sick of hearing it.

I've been better.
You?

skype

I just want to give you a hug and make everything better for you.

this is s/fur idiot

this is fucking s/fur

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>s/fur

You people are SICK!

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hey dumbass this is s/fur

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we've all had better and worse days

nothing really, just lurking.

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Thanks for the ground breaking discovery

I need to get the collage done asap.

Do you want in or no?

Do you want to specify start pic or no?

naisu

good. Busy as fuck though
and with you?

Okay. I haven't heard it. But yeah, people are assholes sometimes. :/

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Good to hear.

keeping busy isn't too bad
see

birds please.

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Haha I did. man this is becoming a cluster fuck of links.
Yeah, busy isn't bad, but fuck if s/fur isn't distracting.

sorry bout that.

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i wouldn't say clusterfuck, moreso it's just mutual confusion

no need to be sorry

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Maybe I'll end up like that guy Pyle from FMJ.

One night I'll be sitting on the windowsill and the sarge comes in, barking at me to get off.

So I get off.

And fall, into peace.

War is horror, right? So seeing death is something they'll have to just get used to.

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No, really. Why is this picture in EVERY s/fur thread?

Magic.

I don't want to throw myself in front of a train.

The train service here is already slow and unreliable enough as it is.

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I mean, do you really dread the military that much?

So don't. Being drafted isn't the end of the world. Realistically, you probably won't even be going to war.

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Дедовщина.

that's not the issue.

Then what is the issue?

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It's a punishment nobody deserves.

oh fuck. right. Yeah that could fuck you up.
man talk about being in a hard place!

Obviously. But the world is fucked, and taking the easy way out is stupid. Going through it and dealing with it will make you a much stronger person, both physically and mentally.

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If the easy way is stupid as you claim, the entire field of engineering should never have existed.

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You only have one life. Isn't it better to at least live it and see if things get better? And then in the end, if things never did get better, what did you actually end up wasting? Time maybe, but that's meaningless.

I say give it a shot! You have nothing to lose.

No, people go through engineering because it's hard, not because it's easy. They do things the hard way to make them easier for others. Do you think we went to the moon because it was easy? Fuck no! It was the greatest thing ever at the time BECAUSE it was so hard. Because no one thought it could be done. And god damn it, I have faith in you.

There has been another regular recently too, Mous. he might be worth adding if your making another row.

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I will try.

But if circumstances make it necessary, then shikatanai.

I have no reason to value that which my comrades and superiors won't.

Engineering is easy, and it makes many other types of work easy.

who is it quick tell me before i fucking die

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I had a list of all the regulars as of like, a year ago. Minus a few that I missed/forgot.

I told you, Mous.

He is already in

I don't see you landing a rocket on a barge just for the hell of it. Some disciplines of engineering are very hard, and you have those people to thank. Those people that really do all the hard shit like that are the ones you should pay your respects to. But that's beside the point. Conscription is not a big deal in the grand scheme of things.

Ah, ok.

I wouldn't look at it that way, but I'm sure we have very differing outlooks.
That's all I ask. Just give it a try. It would really suck to off yourself, because there's a chance your life could've turned out great. Like I said, you have nothing to lose! Why not take that chance?

Be strong, and live for yourself!

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You are doing this world justice user. Fuck fur faggots. Get the fuck off my Cred Forums!

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Hello.

ello chap!

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Then you know nothing of the human mind.

I have happiness to lose.

I don't know about most people, but I value happiness very much.

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>tfw the pigeon has more money then you

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Do you need some money for something?

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Yes, but you also have happiness to gain!

Afterall it is only through great struggle that one can experience great joy. In this matter, only time will tell what your overall experience on this little rock will be like, good or bad. If it's good, then awesome! If it's bad, so what? At least you took that chance, and no one can do anything but respect you for that.

Try to change your outlook, it may help! I admit that's easier said than done, but you should give it some thought.

You should give all of this some thought. It's a big decision. The biggest you'll ever make.

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You are a failure. If you truly wanted an uprise, you should have called to me. SpiderMan.

Aaand a sage for good measures, let the party start.

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That is a lie I'll never believe

Hello.

You don't have to believe it, but I believe in you. We believe in you.

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Hey.

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Hearing this saddens me, comrade. I hope you can change your views/beliefs for the better.

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sonuva bitch, dirty little bastard snuck into the pastries.

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>happiness to gain
>Alex
Only misery disappointment and pain.
Lots of pain.

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My mother holds a superstition that people who cry a lot become blind.

It boggles my mind that there aren't more blind people in the world.

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That's cause they cry internally.
That's why most people has blind souls.

well fuck

There are. They just hide it well.

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Satan trips confirm

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well played.

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Thank you user.

I respect your work user and your tireless dedication to bringing the word of Spiderman to these heathens.