Evenin Faggots

Evenin Faggots
Its hotel night shift bro from last nights thread. With story time again
This one is from my old hotel (at the same airport)
I wish I was telling you some random bullshit but I swear this all happened. If you ever catch me in one of theses threads where I don’t say that. I’m probably bullshitting
Unfortunatly this isn’t a kick ass revenge story. This is a holy shit this fucker is crazy story.


>Be me 22 year old night shift working absolutely living the dream dealing with the absolute bottom of the gene pool for about 24 cents an hour
>I roll up to hotel a little bit hungover cuz fuck it i work in the night shift who am I supposed to be impressing.
>managers and the day shift look like death
>”Theres a extra attention guest in house”
>For those that might not know what that means its the nice way of the manger telling you to buckle the fuck up
>All aboard the what the fuck bus.
>So. Apparently the guy checked in without shoes on. And was talking to the receptionist about how world war 2 would have gone different if people figured out how to weaponize venomous spiders.
>Nah.thatsnotaredflag.jpg
>He got caught smoking in the bar. 5 times.
>5 times
>they didn’t kick this crazy bag of christmas presents out
>5 times
>Why.jpeg
>According to whole team the dudes been walking around talking to himself all day
>yeahhesprollyfine.gif
>Late shift leaves. Wishes me luck
>Was hoping for an easy night but O look its a bucket of FUCK NUGGETS. Fantastic
>2am.Ish
>The elevator pings and Crazy town walks out.
>I had no idea what he looked like
>This guy isn’t wearing a shirt or shoes.
>has a phone duct taped to the top of his head.
>Im gunna go out on a limb and say this might be our “special attention guest”
Cont?

ARYAN HOTEL MAN
Best stories ever.

Please continue

>Ask him nicely to put on a shirt.
>Surpisingly hes super chill about it
>Ok cool . Heads back up to room.
>thatwentwell.jpg
>Comes back down about 5 minutes later.
>To be fair... he is actually weaing a shirt now
>Would have been cool if he kept his pants on though
>”sir you need to wear trousers while in the public areas of the hotel”
>”THESE ARE PAJAMAS” (says it like a pirate)
>too funny to be mad at him
>k...
>k fine. Just don’t piss anyone off
>he heads into the business center.
>rocks back out like 20 minutes later with a bunch of envelopes with addresses and stamps on them
>”mail these for me”
>K.
>He hands me the letters.
>Takes his shirt back off
>Wraps the letters in the shirt
>Gives me the whole bundle of bullshit
>thisjobiscancer.jpg
>Dont wanna get into a whole thing so just take the bundle trying to touch the shirt the least I can
>Dude wanders back up into the elevator and heads up to room. (he pressed the button to go up with his nose)
>not technically wrong.
>And also made me laugh so hard I farted a little
>Call night manager
>”our special attention guest is 50 shades of absolutely mental”
>cant kick him out according to night manger
>Hasnt fucked up enough yet
>letsbendover.heproblywontfuckus.jpg
>all the envelopes he gave me are still open.
>Address on one of them is “hitlers burial site, Germany, Germany”
>ogodwhat.jpg
>open the letter
>Its a map of Disney land
>I swear to god its a map of Disney with a bunch of red marks all over it
>This guy lives in the part of crazy town not even the buses wanna drive to.
>Some dick calls and wants extra blankets and every other piece of shit he can get for free
>At 3am
>Ihopeyoudieinyoursleep.jpeg
>by the time i get back the theres some shell shocked looking girl standing at the counter
>”You need to do something about the homeless man in the business center”
>How did a homeless guy get in here

>O no. Its crazy face
>”Sorry about that madam , could you explain what the problem is for me”
> “the problem is that theres a man on the floor in there watching porn on both computers and..... well hes watching porn”
>Yeah... that sounds like a problem

Cont?

Yes please

>Walk into room to find him on the floor
>No porn on computers
>Hes smiling from ear to ear with that “you know i was just having sex with your carpet” face
>”sir there have been some complaints about your behavoir”
>ITS BECAUSE IM BLACK
>. Hes not even a little bit black
>Im going to have to ask you to head up to your room sir
>WELL THEN IM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO COME WITH ME
>.howaboutno.jpg
>eventually agree to take the elevator up with him
>Sings if you like pina colladas the whole way up.
>Takes comb from out of nowhere
>”CAN I COMB YOUR BEARD”
>”Sir I don’t have a beard”
>NOT YOUR FACE BEARD
>ogod.jpg
>After literally the least fun i think anyone has ever had in an elevator we arrive at his floor
>head back down by myself
>Star looking through more of the letters
>I could send this shit in to any psych university and be hailed as a king
>theres menus from Chinese resteraunts with complaints about jews all over them
 
>Plans for a new design for pringels tubes
>an incredibly detailed argument with himself about how doors are unncessisary
>I actually ended up taking it home with me because it was so unbelievably crazy that it made sense (can post in next thread if people are interested)
>the guy is bananas

Anyone else in this thread? I need to Keep it bumped so I can type this shizzle out

Bampt

Bump

>4am.
>Get a call from room service
>”I think you need to call the manger”
>What happened
>”call the manger”
>mkai
>Call manager. Make him call room service
>A while later
>manager calls me back
>Aparently crazy cakes ordered a bottle of red wine. Asked the room sevice dude open it and hand it too him. And then poured the entire bottle of wine directly over him like a shower
>WTF
>manager says the guy needs to pay for carpet cleaning
>But doesn’t kick him out
>..........OGODWHY
>call the guys room.
>No answer
>call a few more times
>Nothing
>The lobby is basically a big glass atrium and you can see a couple hallways of the upstairs room.
>I see a figure. Totally naked. Running at the speed of sound in circles
>....how much you wanna bet its mr crazy
>Call manager
>”look at the third floor landing”
>”alright hold on”
>........”well aint that some shit”
>Manager calls security
>There a little busy (this was a Friday night)
>As no ones life is in danger they say theyll hit us up when they have a chance
>The naked guy cant be seen anymore
>Guess who has the pleasure of going on a naked hunt?
>Yup.

Bermp

Bump

bermp

Continue good sir

>Wait like 10 minutes while doing other stuff and then embark on the epic quest to catch a the rare Amazonian crazy fish
>Theres a couple guests on their way for a smoke
>The look traumatized
>”I know... im looking for him”
>”O thank god”
>I turn the corner. And see the otherside of his room
>On my life, this guy has taken everything out of his room and put it in the hallway in front of it.
>Keep in mind this crazy fucker got this done in about 10 minutes
>The sofa is out of the room. The table. TV . chairs . All towels. Betsheets (no longer white...) remote, the phone, his pants, underwear (DEFINITLY NOT WHITE). Shirts wallet. Passport..everthing
>o good god.
>Pretty sure we cant wait for security
>Call manager
> He heads up and sees the mountain of random bullshit covered in red wine lying in the hallway and knock
>”MY NAME IS HAROLD”
>wtf....
>Knock again “Sir we need to speak to you please open the door”
>(“HAROLD ISNT HERE RIGHT NOW”
>O Christ.jpg
> He answes the door.
>I would love to tell you he wasn’t naked
>I would love to tell you he wasn’t covered in what i think was butter. And torn up pieces of toilet paper
>I cant tell you either of those things....
>”sir could you please put some clothes on and follow us downstairs”
>he takes this remarkably well for a man covered in butter and toilet papar.
>”absolutely”
>Comes back wearing one sock
>Wellshit.kpg
> The best we can get him to do is cover himself with a towel
>By this point my manager has already let the police know that theres a kink in the conk
>I can see them pulling up outside
>Usuallly we have to explain what happened when we eject a guest . and they decide what the wanna do with him
>The fact that he was covered in butter and toilet paper already made a pretty solid case.
>”sir youre going to have to come with us”
>”HAROLDS NOT HERE RIGHT NOW”
>he jumpes up behind the front reception counter and his towel goes flying off

Keep it bumped Cred Forumsros

¡

Bumping

>Police bro is built like a brick shit house
>points taser at crazy face
>”Sir please stand up and come with us “
>”HAROLDS NOT HERE RIGHT NOW “
>BOOM taser shot to the face
>TO.
>THE
>FACE
>Crazy harolds not havin any of that shit
>Takes it like an absolute pro.
>I don’t know what kind of fucking drug makes you not care about getting tasered to the face , but apparently Harold loaded himself up on it ahead of time
>he goes darting off like a bat out of hell
>covered in butter and toilet paper
>This just goes to show how “safe” airports are.
>Its hard to feel secure that everyones looking out for your security if you see a fucking naked crazy person with taser lines on his face running around covered in butter and toilet paper

>Call night manager
>Call manager.
>Call manager
>Call manager

holy fuck op, can you even wipe your ass without going to a superior? this is why your job is shit-tier

>Were watching all off this through the glass doors of the atrium
>Harold eventually gets slidetackled by brick shit house police bro
>handcuffed and covered in butter Harold looks like some kind of fucked up thanksgiving nightmare
>Neverhadlessofanerection.jpg
>Harold managed to slip the brick shit houses grip
>He went running off and managed to shoot out onto and across the main road
>The last thing we saw was Harold covered in butter and toilet paper running off into the sunrise
>i like to thing hes doing okay
>out there somewhere covered in butter
>drinking a pina collada out of somebodies shoe
>The end.

everything has to go through them .

Thats just the way it is.
Plus im not looking for a Promotion in this bullshit ass Job.

Ever heard of a lawsuit?

love hotel Cred Forumsro. you are epic man

Thanks ( :
Where you in the last thread?

Last thread

OH GOD A GUY HANDED ME A PILE OF ENVELOPES IN A SHIRT, BETTER ALERT THE AUTHORITIES

calling the manager wasn't necessary until the dude was running around naked and uncatchable.

Yea, I read ze german manager one

He took the Shirt off infront of me. and wrapped the evelope addressed to hilter in it. Whilst smelling like the inside of a year old trash can.

If thats something you deal with everyday. Cool

It set off a few alarms for me though.

Fuck Yeah
Thanks for stickin around

okay so which part of this was so unfathomable to you that you needed help coping with it? a bad smell? having to see male nipples? a piece of paper with hitler's name on it? man the fuck up nigger

As a rule usually if someone starts off crazy they'll end up crazier

And he ended up on a naked police chase.

Pretty sure letting someone know he had a screw loose was a good Idea

To be fair to OP, he's not getting paid enough to deal with this shit. Always elevate upwards to the manager. Anyone taking on that responsibility is crazier than the hobo they're dealing with.

Mah nigga

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Im at work right now but I can in another thread !

p nice OP

Thanks for stopping by again fags

Almoat 6 am here , aprox when can ya post

I guess in about 5 hours when I'm home

I plan on waking up in 5 hours, ill cya soon then

Noise

>But doesn’t kick him out
I've been around managers who'll put up with bullshit from customers till the last possible second

All of them do its fucking crazy. Thank god I can do it myself now

Btw the police called asking if we had seen him. I just told him

HAROLDS NOT HERE RIGHT NOW