Rekt thread post your fucked up shit!!!

Im fapping to it right now, fake as fuck

pornhub.com/playlist/29098831

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I wanna see something so fucked up I'll cringe

Look in the mirror [spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]

But at least it's nice to know that there's someone for everyone.
>webm related

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I mean...what kind of shit luck do you have to have to allow that shit to be a thing in the universe.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!

Can someone explain? Did she step on an invisible dick?

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Fuk

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Damn.. I've busted so many nuts (lol puns) to this vid. Kinda sad to find out it isn't real.

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best video of paris truck attack I've seen so far

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anyone else hoping the fan would turn on and the guy spin around.

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FUCK
FUCK!!!!!

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Well, at least it helped balance it out a bit.

NICE!!!!

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I may be gay, but even I liked it

What happened

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Fuck this thread

fck this is very very painfull

What's up chrischan

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I bet used the meat and sold them

lolniggers

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The cancer is back

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Love how the sheep dog's like "OH SHIT" at the end

NICE!!!!!

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Eh, I've seen better.
Still better than half this retarded thread.

Mmmmm.
Isn't that Jessica Anderson???
Anyone got a link to her profile???

>Gay Retards
I bet you would have liked it if it were a man

cunt

i knew i t

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das good

that filename lol

Yea...

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fuck you.

Just in case

Story?

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ok

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bitch ate his burger

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THANKS MISTER DARWIN!

lol wasn't expecting the happy ending

I'm pretty sure the dog attacked the guy's daughter and damaged her badly.

Just try to tell me that whites aren't the superior race.

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>so much tan he looks black

Tell me whites tanning to the point of Brazilianess to escape their natural skin tone isnt akin to ethnic self shame

fake :/

it's slanted and she's ridiculously uncoordinated. the makes for a bumpy ride.

More fucked up shit please

He doesn't officially become black until he steals something.

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Niggers.

nigger

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Niggers.

haha MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

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blowfly girl

pene

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i think the first cat ran down with blanks. no way he shot towards friendlys like that. maybe i misunderstand how they do things wherever the fuck that's at.

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I saw the sign, it opened up my cranium, i saw the sign.

newfag spotted

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fine then

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>checks to see if car is damaged

First aid mistake number one, immediate removal of the victim is a no-no. Way to break seven more bones you didn't know he had.

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proached?

Damn, a ton of british blocks turned widows that day

trips get

[spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]

shudnt oughht dun that. hes jerst a litta feller.

not true trips.

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What kind of bird is this?

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Die

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Kneivel/10

It's a dog, you fucking retard.

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Fuck you

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Hx

MOAR!

Is there a bollywood realism thread? if not, we need it.

>escape their natural skin tone
If you're white, and you're outside: you tan. It happens.

Why the hell are they not waiting for an ambulance? They probably made it worse.

Cannot break supreme cat of immunity

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Worst webm i've ever seen on Cred Forums, good job

kek

Exactly. South Americans are the true master race. Mexicans and niggers can die off.

THERE'S AN EMERGENCY STOP BUTTON YOU GOOKS

Actually, fuck you for being a faggot and actually replying.

Is anyone on Cred Forums actually 18 +?

Can someone make a gif out of this?

Where do i buy a fan like that, that fixture is load rated.

oh hey i made that

Other guy's like "fuuuuck this"

Holy shit, that kid is the terminator

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fapping to shoe smell? wtf

Soup maybe?

Fucking retarded foot fag

What the actual living fuck.

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Well that's what happens when you're stupid, ya idjit...

Fuck

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That model must be gay though. Any straight man would get a boner to a reaction like that

fuck you

I'm sorry but kek

This one all ways kills me

What the actual fuck!

k

Wtf. Never saw that one. Im scared for life

nigger

>be me
>newfag to Cred Forums
>see Cred Forums thread about fucked up shit
>how bad can it be.png
>will to live drops to 0
>grades fall in school
>never get sleep
>suicidal thoughts
>feelsgoodman.jpg

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:-/

Dad's fault. Shouldn't have been j-walking and should have stopped when he saw the car. Not tried to outrun it.

Whats the sauce of this video?

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That would be a gif fag

No, you'd probably be kinda nervous. I could probably keep it down.

Fuck you.

>filename
kek

Always wondered what the shepherd hand thought to himself after he recovered from the shock.

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newfag spotted

It is from a porn video fag

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And there's the answer. Fuck off, you underage cunt.

Also, if you do reply to this post, your immediate family will die in a car crash.

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fuck you

Fuck you

Yeah, cos you're a fag

so much better with sound.

>when you see someone getting killed unironically and irl and you still manage to laugh about it

fuck

Fuck you

>File: ClearcutInfatuatedAnemone.webm (452 KB, 1280x720)
fuck u

>Found the newfag

edgy

Shut the fuck yo you meme spouting nigger

Oooh shit when the camera focuses.

:(

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The fake spray tan shows off the muscle tone better.

Jesus get a better fucking knife

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NOW THIS IS SOME FUCKED UP TACO SHIT RIGHT HERE.

Oh why am I not surprised.

WTF?

"Dude, what the heck?!"

twice in the same fucking thread.

Cred Forums Global Rules

You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.

ALSO

congress.gov/bill/111th-congress/house-bill/5566

Defines "animal crush video" as any photograph, motion picture, film, video or digital recording, or electronic image that: (1) depicts actual conduct in which one or more living non-human mammals, birds, reptiles, or amphibians is intentionally crushed, burned, drowned, suffocated, impaled, or otherwise subjected to serious bodily injury; and (2) is obscene.

Extends the applicability of this Act to a person selling, marketing, advertising, exchanging, distributing, or creating animal crush videos outside the United States if: (1) such person intends or has reason to know that the animal crush video will be transported into the United States or its territories or possessions; or (2) the video is so transported. Imposes a fine and/or prison term of up to seven years for violations of this Act.

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niggers

Leave while you can.

Ok, this has always bothered me about this one
>why does user have his pants down past his ass to piss?
>are we in kindergarten again?

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aw

A pussy is a pussy

When event horizon hits you hard

what the fuck?

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you've never had that happen to you so how would you know

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That file name

Reply

Twat? You cunt be serious.

"Naw the ambulance don't need to hurry, I clotted real good."

wet from all these painful lookin' pics tbh

story?

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poor fucking horse

AHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA

Fucking faggit

You're the bigger faggot for replying.

Sparta get

Damn, that a high quality fan.

I know you're trolling, but that's about as humane a death as you can give an animal. The dog was dying of a terrible cancer and the owner felt bad for it, and living in a pueblo, there were no vets nearby.

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and the moment you video it and post it online, it's illegal.

k

Damn. Just like Battlefield.

AHAHHAAAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT

The Animal Crush Video Prohibition Act is about torturing animals, not killing them.

You mean he's just ok after that

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what it feels to eat 5 gum

>The Animal Crush Video Prohibition Act is about torturing animals, not killing them.

i'd hope one day you get the chance to argue that in front of a federal judge, and see how far that argument gets you. but for the time being, if you have legal precedent cases to support your anonymous claim, i'd suggest you reply with them.

fucking dumbass fucking bitch probably killed his kids because he thinks he can outrun a fucking car with a stroller, call me fucking triggered holy shit.

fuck you :(

ahahaha

fuck off inbred

fucking chinks

report for being a massive foggot

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Lol

ugh.

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yeah if only Cred Forums did something about that

you are fucking retarded

this is considered old???

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The video has to be obscene.

That wasn't obscene as there is no real gore.

Also, if you actual know how to read, all those things have to be going on, not just the distribution.

You need to make it and sell it, for the law to applicable to you.

Also,
>(2) Distribution of animal crush videos.--It shall be
unlawful for any person to knowingly sell, market, advertise,
exchange, or distribute an animal crush video in, or using a
means or facility of, interstate or foreign commerce.

>commerce

Don't feel like stroking the meat tonight, someone fix that.

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Checked. Satan has be summoned to this thread.

All this is from is the tv show hawaii 5-0

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that dude look like an old brendon urie

My butt is itchy

Its very strange Cred Forumsro. Actually helps my grades. Like a stress reliever. Its a guilty pleasure

Immediately lost it when the watermark slowly descended

Lmao fucking slav

uhg

Wtf that kid got up like nothing happened

Looks like this a Muskox

Kek

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I'm pretty sure you don't really know what it means when a place facilitates commerce. Congress has already determined that the entire internet is a facility of commerce. Cred Forums, being on the internet ... well ... welcome to reality.

I'm sorry something is illegal that you find silly to be illegal, but that sort of thing happens. Look at marijuana. Dumbest thing in the world to be illegal, but it is.

You don't get to just change definitions and make up your own loopholes in order to skirt the law. All you can do is try to get the law changed.

also, as i do know how to read, and know the basis of laws such as these, not all of those things have to be going on. again, i'd hope one day you get the chance to argue that in front of a federal judge.

Cred Forums is a commercial entity.

lmao

Little kid thought he was so fucking cool wearing those sunglasses.

Eat shit, nerd.

Spoken like a true faggot

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