Wait for it

For you

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Jesus Christ this is cringe dude, go outside.

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What an autist

Either be meaner or funnier

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kek

this is cancer

Fucking this, holy shit dude.

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I'd hit it.

God OP you're pretty pathetic aren't you.

Come on, let's see your profile.

>Wait for it...

what? the boredom?

Thanks for the bump

someone hit up one of these girls and get them to give us op name

>all these triggered faggots

>Getting triggered on an anonymous board

LOL OMG!

Vagabond pisses all over you, OP

OP you're mean man

this shit some funny shit. Tell one of them to kill themselves

This. Your shit's weak

This. We tell them op is posting profile screenshots on Cred Forums and asking people to hack them

these would be funny, but so far none of them are. theyve all tried to be clever and failed

This. This so hard.

OP deserves it

I'd smash this piggy

yeah, tell them that they are too fat for anyone to ever love them and they're going to die, fat and alone.

>all these fucking white knights
I knew Cred Forums was shitty af, but it wasn't Reddit yesterday. What the fuck happened?

edgelord 9000

OK whos got a profile ? We need to get this done

This thread is why Moot sold Cred Forums.

Shouldn't you be in bed kiddo?

tinder whale detected

op confirmed overweight sad little faggot that gets no female attention from anyone other than his mother

Shit has to be actually offensive to get triggered. OP's a mong who's bad at trying to be funny.

Or i'm just really good at wasting people's time

stfu that was actually pretty good

We find op we have sum lulz

Like you know shit about what happens in the bed.

Everyone here is literally on Cred Forums. The whole fucking site is a waste of time you troglodyte.

OP is from Minnesota, that explains the fat bitches and cringe attitude.

ask her if she eats the leftovers that people leave on the table.

ah hahahahahahah

I'm done. I don't need to see anymore. Goodnight, OP.

OP, don't post anything until you get a reply.

You just look like a fucking idiot.

op, why aren't you posting more?

Op stopped posting. He scared he gon get doxxxed

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I can guess at what happens in your bed, you jerk off to anime porn like a little fucking faggot.

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ahh you got me!

this is lame as fuck

Traced this IP and this is OP. What a fag

fat bitch

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No i'm not

Haha wow op u sure bullied dem fatass grills haha nice man

she shouldn't wear those shorts, they accentuate her fupa

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Alright that's funny.

>thinks anons thinking the thread is lame is white knighting

Op is samefagging hard to save face

This is hilarious keep going. Also post responses

I noticed the profile that said Brainerd. Isn't that where Fargo was set. Twin cities and all that bollocks

Which one of those girls is Carly?

God help you millenials
Enjoy the grandma bodies at the ripe age of 20 with matching purple hair and feminzai attitudes

you have peaked my interests

no it isn't. I'm not against insulting people but Natural or "natty" as it's called has Natural, Natural light, and Natural ice

approved by me
>edgylord

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cant he just use a fake name
not famil with dating shit

No

If he's from Minnesota then why is the girl in Minnesota 600+ miles away?

VOTE 4 RHYNO

Piqued. It's piqued, moron.

.Are you fucking stupid? It's Tinder you can't just look someone up. Also samefag

Checked

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All those girls are from Minnesota. Interesting... the state in the middle of the continent.

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not that person, but "peaked" means reached the top, fuckface. So if something has peaked, it has reached it's highest point

Yes but for the sake of a joke I can suspend rationale because I don't have autism. It made me laugh. It was the only one of OPs posts that did. Credit where it's due I guess.

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I'd fuck her

Yeesh. I'm all about making fun of fatties but you are terrible at it. Don't make a thread for a year you nigger.

I am liking this thread, Operating Procedure, carry on

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Holy fuck you're retarded.

See that's just lazy.

this fucking thread is great

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That hanging gut though

op

damn OP, i hate women just as much as the next dude on here

but striking first just seems low, like someone coming at us for our ugly ass faces

nigga i'm dead. lmao

WHERE ARE THE REPLIES OP

holy fucking kek

Fat fingers move slowly

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this

I WANT RESULTS NAO

700 keks per minute OP

Do you ever do any research into anything with the vast fucking tool called the internet before rolling your face off your keyboard in response to something you're fucking wrong about?

Piqued means that something has excited you or gotten your attention. It should have been used there and should almost ALWAYS be used when you have the choice of "this ___ my interest".

Here OP, looks like you'll need this to go down the street the right way

Straight savage op

Put your fucking phone on charge for god's sake, OP.

Yeah, because when people come on here, it's for some serious business. You did a good job trolling those dude, it was brutal man. Come on dude, give me a bro fist.

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This

This is actually hillarious! Kudos OP!

You got OCD too?

>charging icon
Took it off just for you

you are stupid

fuck me, there's always one dumb cunt that thinks he knows better.

it's a saying, look it up before you make up your own

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Kek me too bro

You should have said you forgot the s

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Jeez someone has women issues

This is just sad, OP.
For both you and her.
Mostly you.

Sprint. 9% battery. Dindu nuffin or 12yo detected. Summers over.

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Gollum sure has gotten fat

fuck you dude, she's cute

Tits or GTFO

Fresh OC that isn't traps or get threads. You fuckers are all cancer.

Fuck my nigga, I wish this was archive worthy. KEK'D HARD AS FUCK. Any replies?

What's the point of this thread again? To be a cringey fuck going after fatties first for no real reason other than they're fat?

Yeah, they're fat, but what's the point? Do you have anything better to do OP? Seriously? I'm sure most of them won't respond either especially since you're not being too flagrant with them but still being too tactful. I'm sure they've gotten messages like this before and just immediately delete and then block you.

Go play some vidya or smoke some grass dude. You can do better.

These aren't funny when they don't even have replies, faggot.

Cool, I like vegetables and scorporons too

Whatever dude, I'd happily pound this girl, have her make me tamales and then take her to the gym. She clearly wants to lose weight and take care of herself.

>Moralfag detected
Just laugh you fuck

I was about to write that you are an absolute faggot for wasting your time like that, but then I realized I am browsing Cred Forums.

Well have fun user.

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Tits or GTFO, fatty

>hurr durr I heard about Cred Forums from 9gag
Leave. You don't know the fucking rules.

I really hate fat people

And it's fucking funny you primitive baboons

Dude you're no even trying. This isn't even an attempt at bullying. It's just straight up cyber bullying.

cool explanation! so you're saying that he saw that image and his interest reached it's maximum possible level? ..must be some fucking image.

nah, he used the wrong word and you're just a dumb cunt.

jaja i don't know why this one got me and not the others, but nicely done

Nice self awareness m8

Hahaha that's got potential. Be meaner or funnier...honestly I hope she wrecks your autistic, pathetic ass.

at being funny*

Call me a loser but I'd be trting to fuck each and every one of these broads. Ugly or not, their vaginas still feel good and the best pussy is new pussy.

I would exclude her tho

The rules are tits or GTFO, cumdumpster.

Yeah, I thought that too...dudes being a straight up cock sucker.

The retard gauge called and it's all full up... of you!

>Fresh OC
>Calling girls fat on Tinder

Holy shit, that's so fucking original! Oh man, the "all you can eat buffet" one was an instant classic! Rofl epic, friend! Epic indeed, sir! xD

Definitely hasn't been done before, dude's a prodigy.

Since when did Cred Forums become so tumblr about fat fucks? Oh wait I guess they can relate to these ham planets because they see themselves in the screens of monitors and phones

Make fun of people's name's again

>Transbispirit detected

>cyber bullying
Back to tumblr you go white knight sjw

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You're absolutely retarded. Tits or gtfo is when a chick tries to use her gender to get something through here and it has no impact on what is being spoken about. So you make her work for it. Don't you have some homework to do or chicken nuggies to eat anyways?

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Call her Mich-whale-a

>not putting Kayla whale

You're the fucking retard. This is what white knight normalfags have tried for years to turn tits or GTFO into but it was never the rule. So let's see those fat saggy sweater hams or piss off.

Why do I bother. It's cucks like you that are ruining this board and making it more of a shit hole with each passing day. There's nothing to laugh at. No banter, no counter, no nothing. He's just posting what he's sent and you all are like
>mmm OC kekkekekek looloololl le ebin fat trolle

I'm all for bullyingg or whatever on fat people but he's not doing anything funny. There's no humor or joke.

Whatever.

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No tits, but I'll show you the dirtiest part of my taint

Is that a photo... for ants?

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lul

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And all this time I thought you went full retard for the keks

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>Whatever.
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Kek

Kys faggot. There i did it

This x100.

There's nothing funny about this thread. And not in a Tumblr "omg u guys r making fun of womens! body consciousness REEEEE" or whatever. Like it's literally not humorous. It's the equivalent of any Adam Sandler movie released in the past 10 years. Bullying, making fun of fatties, etc, can be fucking hilarious if done right. But when you're not a funny person, it's like watching someone make the same fucking "Anne Frankly" Holocaust jokes that have been done into the ground.

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Trolling on tinder is just sad, OP. It says that you've gotten so tired of rejection you've resorted to insulting people in order to feel as though you've had a "win". Ugly and fat as you might think those girls are, I'll bet you couldn't seduce them...which I think you know.

Omg I can't stop laughing
Well done

are you an idiot

Laaaaaaame

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Really. Jesus Cuckold Christ

Dan-whale-a please

You think they're replying? Top kek m8

lmao you really fucking showed them op I bet you're self worth is high

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Weigh-a-ton is kinda funny

Is that the score your girlfriend gave you last night... in bed?

underrATED POST

Do this

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Ok, this one is good.

Hahahahaaa!

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Ugh. Back to the shitty insults. MEANER OR FUNNIER STOP WASTING MY TIME

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>Be OP
>"Wait for it"
>Nothing Interesting Happens

should've said you look more like Moby dick tbqg

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Fuck you, moralfag.

I can't tell if OP is pretending or just taking us all for a ride like we newfags with our incessant replies.
But I like it.

best quads i've seen in a while

Call her Mich-wouldn't-rail-ya

okay some of this is funny...youguys are too cucky for your own good,

How long did it take you to find that perfect image? Like 5 minutes? You could have came twice in that amount of time.

yea lets do it tumblr
GIRL POWER!

>12yo faggots not getting a Seinfeld reference

shut the fuck up you fat cunt

OP's a faggot as usual

sage

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> hurr hurr. yurr fat
> hurr hurr. yurr black

Yeah, that's funny AF

All the cringe was worth it for that one spark of brilliance

please reply

Lel

Santna 25... I love Chipotle

might you be colored, good sir?

Did you go ahead a draw that image specially for me? Did you have to do much research on the internet about what dicks look like? Check out any websites? See anything that interests you?

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>"WHOA, HOW'S IT FEEL BEING BLACK?"

That's pretty top shelf humor, I'm sure the latest Brickleberry.0 standup special will be running that one.

Okay, that was fucking good
But you could've said:

"I'd show you the world, but you'd only need to take two steps."

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Nah man, white Anglo. I just appreciate humour and it's pretty sparse here. I'm more amused by OP's attempts to swallow his sadness by insulting women he'll never meet.

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Be nice to the fat liberal chicks in my state, their only future lies with teaching mine in the future

That and eating more burgers

lost it at the hungry hungry hippos

If I had any sadness to swallow that thing would have eaten that too

fucking kek

Dude you played the badass card now and she's hooked. Ask her to fuck and put a kid in her. She will seriously get retarded horny if you make a move. I guarantee this

karma will come back to bite you one day

LOL WHERE DOES HE EVEN COM EU WHT THSIS STUFF?! BOY YOU'RE FUNNIER THAN DEHAT IRNOY

Not if that thing takes a bite of me first

What? Did the utility board shut off your water? Can't pay your bills?

This. Shes ready to fuck OP. Do it for us

>newfags taking the bait this hard

Stop wasting their time and yours. Tinder is great. Your efforts would be better spent being pleasant to women and getting somewhere with them.

Sloth from the goonies liked baby ruth bars. The resulting offspring was that. It actually does make sense

Hilarious.

For the Cred Forumsros

That thing already ate all the bait

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nice

This is great OP you are the fucking man.

Kek is pleased this day.

You know that would involve you maintaining an erection?

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Dubs reply?

>I'll show you where the wild goose goes.

Why are people still replying to this garbage thread?

sage

This! Do it op

Hnnnnggg!

my expectations are high for this response

All terrible attempts at being mean and/or funny.
If this were a comedy club, you would have been booed off stage and killed yourself by now.
Don't quit your job at McDonald's, user... it's clearly the only future you have.

It's called chicken TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I still wanna if that tight bitch is DTF.

i lost on this one

This. In a very big whey.

>anime jesus saved my life
HOLY KEK!!!

Hey that's that girl i matched with

>Find fatties profile
>Message them "ur fat"
Comedic genius

Godspeed user. Win one for the good guys

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Quality of this thread very worthy of nu/b/, I bet the guys that use kek everywhere and have an anonymous profile picture in Facebook are enjoying it

WOWZERS THATS SOME INTERESIT INTERSTIN INFORMTANOID

guys let's spam this thread with pictures so it hits the image limit and 404s

>guys let's spam this thread with pictures so it hits the image limit and 404s

This.
People have been buying into that stupid bullshit ever since some user said it (I think there's an image floating around somewhere), and now newfags have been bringing it up to make themselves seem like they know shit

Tell her she knows she wants it. She wants you to take control.

Oh no. What will i do but make a new thread

Brainerd?

no wonder moot abandon ship

>Actually to be honest

She totally wants it.

u mad nigger?

See, these ones are funny, why are you so hit or miss OP

Fuck fuck fuck

Something suave yet confident and understanding. Get that dick wet op

"I needed to get your attention somehow. Let me make it up to you?"

This thread was so unfunny for so long, this seems like a post from the gods

Exactly
Mild inconvenience that doesn't ruin his day but just annoys him slightly
Not evil but not good

She's fucking thirsty, you can hit that OP

Double Goonies reference, nice.

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Cred Forums as summarized by haiku

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man....fuck....nevermind

wait. you must not have done so well in school/life/being a male

impressed

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Plot twist: OP is actually into fat girls but hasn't come to terms with it. He is doing this to keep us off his trail.

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Holy Jesus.