I AM the senate

I AM the senate.

No

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ITS TREASON, THEN

If you're anything like the US Senate, you're next to useless.

I AM THE LAW

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.

Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...

I AM GUNDAM!

...life.

He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from...

Tits

...dying.

...what happened to him?

He could actually...save people from death?

...nigger...

I am the State

Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Is it possible to learn this power?

I am sparticus

just like wolfarine

IM BATMAN

I am He-man.

Yeah, I just told you he taught me everything

We'll shit son, guess I'll turn to the dark side. Oh BTW watch out for a black dude with a purple lightsaber. He's gonna make you look like you have a scrotum for a face.

I am Captain Sobel.

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Thanks for the heads up, though I think I would be fine, I mean even If I get my face all scarred I could have it rebuilt, I mean after all we changed Obi-Wan to look like a bounty hunter that time yeah?

I am canadian!

John? Phil? Go to sleep

Rothschild or Soros?

Gildenstern? Rosenkrantz?

I am Wat

I AM IN

MAKE IT STOP JIMMY

I am Walt Disney's Goofy

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