What's the nastiest thing you've done in a hotel room...

What's the nastiest thing you've done in a hotel room? At a hotel now so I want to know what kinds of things I should not lick.

Two escorts at a motel 6

i run around the room working up a sweat, then start to administer my sweet testicle sac secretions all over all the doorhandles and remotes.

I stayed at a $49 a night hotel and slept on the floor i think that's pretty nasty

Fucked my girlfriend 5 times, the moaning was so loud we got noise complaints. I left my cum all over the bed and floor

>be me drunk in hotel room and walking around nude.
>accidentally poo on floor.

My wife and I use the sheets to clean up cum.
We also fuck looking out the window, on any chairs, the desk and shower. There's typically 4-6 cum shots around the hotel room from check in to check out in 1 nights stay.
tldr; not a surface is clean in any hotel room.

Interracial poop sex

>Interracial poop sex

>unscrew shower head
>shit
>mash it into the back of the shower head
>screw shower head back on
>clean the outside of it

Every hotel room I stay in

The maids never check inside faucets, so guaranteed I have sprayed many unsuspecting people with my shit water

>dat smell tho

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>>Interracial poop sex

Well that's disturbing, but at least I am now aware.

>accidentally
Own up, faggot

holy fuck. my sides

I wish I had your level of commitment to achieve my goals

>dat smell tho
niggers do smell yes but it dont stop me from enjoying Interracial poop sex

>when you tryna smash but nutella is life

I worked in a five star hotel once and a lady in the middle of the night had a miscarriage. She kept extending her stay saying she liked the room and didn't wish to swap. When she did check out the housekeepers found the fetus in the bed which was covered in blood. It appeared the poor lady was so distressed at losing the baby she was cuddling it for days on end.
And in the end, the hotel sold the mattress at an employee sale.

fucking kill yourself

I fucked a regular client who was a fat man twice my age who sweated waaay too much. He paid me over $250 for two hours of laying there and taking it. He helped pay my bills for a long while.

Melt butter on the heater and then smear it on the walls

Did you eat the fetus?

They say the curtains have the most cum on them.

on bed waking
decided to lube up ising the free moisturiser in the bathroom
ended up inserting the mini size tube up my ass

that's fucking cheap mayne

>I HOPE YOU BOUGHT IT AND FAP ON IT EVERY NIGHT TO THE MEMORY.

*wanking

are you a man or woman?

ITT: lies

I dropped a towel once and left it there

One time my wee wee missed the tp with the pee pee. Pee pee go on the fee fee and make me go scree scree!

after i'm done fucking i usually fling the cum everywhere. like all over the ceiling tv walls carpet drapery etc. once, just once has a girl asked me wtf I was doing.

As a group after a pretty long hiking trip we finally reached our final stop and decided to get a hotel rather than camping or staying a hostel, we just fancied a nice bed.
With not having much money left we decided to we'd celebrate with a few pizzas and a couple of crates of beer and some cigars.
All i know is that we woke up to a hell of a mess, most of the table cloth was stained, there was assorted food spillages and whatever else all of the floor.
We had taken to a game of throwing things at the ceiling fan, starting small with bottle caps then moving onto food, shoes and sunglasses, and finally ending with a chemical ice pack, which exploded EVERYWHERE that shit really stains and it also burns the skin.
Seriously walls floors and whatever else were just covered in this waxy goop.
In the morning we did a bit of a tidy and left a neat pile of junk on the table and threw away the lightbulb in the room with the ice pack so they might not notice the wall stains for a while

You must be a very lonely person if you hate your fellow humans that much.

I pooped in the safe and snapped the key off.

Did a lady on the heavy flow.
>Looked like someone drained an animal on the bed.