Hello Cred Forums, medfag here again to answer your medical problems/questions...

This was the last one
And i have no appetite due to the fact i work 77 hour weeks

Every now and again the spaces right in between my ribs hurt. It is hard to breathe deep and in a poking, knife feel. Never broken any ribs as far as I know. I don't have asthma but I do smoke. Any idea as to why this happens?

Do you smoke marijuana or take any street drugs or medications? What about drinking? Impotence is mostly psychosomatic, but there are a couple things I can recommend. L-lysine, ginseng, and vitamin b-12. Stop masturbating until you start getting erect without touching your penis. Viagra for someone as young as you may not be a good idea. If you get priaprism (prolonged erection) you can do irreversible damage to your penis.

i cant breath out of my right nostril, like its blocked and its been like for years, is something wrong?

I swallowed a penny last friday and i dont feel as if its stuck anywhere nor sick. I should be fine right?

>inb4 are you autistic?

I drink on the weekends. No medication. I smoke weed maybe twice a week. I work 45 hours a week and I'm super stressed. I know that it's mostly psychomatic. But I don't have the time or energy to fix my brain right now. trying to work and study so I can get into Finance like I intended. So I Suppose I'm looking for a genuine quick fix.

I swallowed a penny last friday and i dont feel as if its stuck anywhere nor sick. I should be fine right?

>inb4 are you autistic?

>inb4 are you autistic?

I take meds for hypertension. With the pills it's about 135/75 in the morning and 150/80 in the evening. Should I ask for an adjustment or is it good enough?

Do you have allergies? Do you always sleep on the same side of your body at night? Make sure you are drinking plenty of water. A netty pot with a gentle saline mixture may help. Do you get bouts of a runny nose when it's not clogged?

It will pass through your colon. I wouldn't worry. about it. If it gets stuck, you will know it.

Stop smoking marijuana. I don't want to get into a huge debate about it being harmless, but I can tell you that it causes impotence will almost absolute certainty in a LOT of people.

I've been having a problem when I excercise, it has been coming and going for about 10 years and I am going through a stage where it is getting frequent. I can jog, bike, lift upper body all day but when I through some legs in like squatting, deadlifting, cleaning I will start to get dizzy and lightheaded even if I do relativly light weight without exerting myself hard. It's not from exertion, it doesn't go away until I relax, breath deep and slow, and get my heart rate down. From some basic research it seems to be excercise induced hyperventilation.

I've seen a doc and they've done a couple ekgs, probably about a year ago when I had a bout, and they found nothing wrong. What are your thoughts?

no i dont really get runny noes, i dont have any allergies, i sometimes sleep on the same side at night, ill try to drink more water and do that mixture.

is there anything else i could do?

What is your blood pressure on average? Do you have good workout and dietary habits?

You're in trouble, gurl!
(And no, I don't care whether you're male or female).

When I get into social situations, and things don't go as planned, my body feels like it's getting poked by a shit ton of little needles.

Diet is fine but I sit on my ass all day. I work from home as programmer and don't really go out, so zero workout.

And that's about my average blood pressure that I wrote. I measure it 3 times a day since I was diagnosed with high blood pressure a few weeks ago.

I have a question, is smoking a pipe, just tobacco, and not inhaling not as bad as cigarettes? I have always wanted to smoke a pipe but do not know much about the health. Thanks OP.

Go to an eye ear nose and throat specialist. There are very delicate mucous membranes that are all intertwined and work together in that area of the body, so you want to make sure that they are functioning properly, you could get very ill if they are not because those are the things that protect you from airborne bacteria, and viruses.

alright thank you, ill see what i can do

If you drink a lot of caffeine, or caffeine before workouts, this could be the problem, because caffeine is a diuretic, and your body needs to use that water when you are working out. If the cells can not process the oxygen that is being breathed in and expel carbon dioxide that the body is producing (and nitrogenous waste), you will feel light headed like you are saying. So, more water, less caffeine. Make sure you eat enough carbs (don't over do it, but don't go gluten free either)

anxiety or social hypertension. Psychosomatic.

for the medfag here try and figure this out its what happened to me

Start walking for exercise and avoid all salty foods. Drink a lot of water, at least 2L per day. Try to find ways to relax at work, take deep breathes and don't get too stressed out. I am an advocate of diet an exercise, and I know I always say that in my threads, but so many things can be averted through this advice. The body knows how to heal itself, you have to give it what it needs though.

I do drink copious amounts of coffee in the morning (though i workout at night) but will limit it to a cup before noon and pay more attention to hydration. Thanks for the tips user!

What does your other eye look like for comparison. looks periorbital swelling from agitated conjunctivitis.

this is a early pic when i had it

I've also seen eyes that look like that from edema as well. You need a possibly a lactated ringer's IV solution carefully monitored as well as intravenous diuretic therapy.

those pics are about 4 years old so i just curious on what you people knew about my condition 4 years ago i know what it is just wanting to see if you knew

And....I am right?

I am a 25 yo m who is 6 foot 5 and weighs 430 lbs what is the best way to loose shit tons of weight?

Well I'll start with my diet and exercise mantra. Cant say it enough, but if you are that far removed from a good plan, then Start walking, start eating healthier. don't go crazy with cross fit, just be consistent more than anything. weight loss doesn't happen overnight. Give yourself a goal and a time-frame, and meet that goal first. So, your goal now is to get down to 399 before the new year. You've got this buddy

forgive me when i miss spell it

i had 8 lymphangioma tumors wrapped around the optic nerve. i had it since i was in 4th grade they took 5 of them out so they went dormant and then when i turned 21 the three grew out and made me Photosentive till i was blind to even the slightest light. so i had surgery and this is what happened

I see.

thanks boss I suffered an injury about a year ago got hit by a truck and wasn't able to walk much I gained almost 120 pounds over that time now I can move again but I'm a fat fuck, 3 crushed discs and neurological damage

it sucked but for 4 year just kept the hole thought it looked better than a 15k silicon replacement eye

Do what you can. Maybe an elliptical machine in your house would be good too. A little smoother movement if you suffer from a lot of pain.

will do thank you

Found out I need an MRI to confirm a SLAP tear. What are my options? Surgery recovery time?

How to get a steady supply of oxycodone without needing it or proving to need it

what happens if i use this too much?
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Ok, no more upright rows in the gym. Ever. That exercise blows shoulders left and right. You are going to need to be assessed for surgery. If the SLAP is operable, you will need to have your arm in a sling for 6 weeks and then you will need physical therapy most likely for an extended period of time (2 years minimum) until the shoulder is strong. Sometimes it's inoperable, in which case you will need steriod injections as well as PT to gradually grow it back. Start taking magnesium with calcium as a daily supplement as well as quercetin bromeliad vitamin C complex. Also N acetyl-L-Cysteine will help you build that tissue up. Good luck

Good luck, it's now a schedule two narcotic. Every day I see someone coming in trying to get it. Hospitals no longer administer it around here.

How do I stop masturbating more than 5 times in a day.

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You will cum buckets

Yo user.

For about a two months my bed was super fucked up and slept in a sinkhole. To the point where after a week whenever I woke up my lower back hurt. Similar to how when you walk for a really long time, or when you lift something heavy with your back; felt sore.

Eventually got a newer bed that was firmer and now when I wake up my back doesn't hurt, but my back is a lot more sensitive now and I get back pain a lot more easily.

Namely, for about six months now when I sit proper in a chair, shoulders straight, head up, my upper left portion of my back hurts, gets tense, and almost feels numb.

After standing, laying down, or sitting down leaned back like I'm relaxing the pain dwindles.

I also get lower back pain/aches easier when walking.

I'm also a fat fuck, but I never had back pain like this until I slept in my fucked bed for two months.

Get out of the house. Get a girlfriend, or get some hobbies that take your mind off of sex.

What is the name of the eye perception condition which makes everything appear sidways in your brain?

Whatever it is you have it OP, I can tell by your picture. I know it must be a physical condition because if you are really a medfag you are too smart to now know how to work somethign as simple as a camera, and are obviosuly willing to work very hard, so you can't blame it on laziness. So it comes down to this: Either you are not really a medfag, or you deliberately posted a sideways image and are an asshole who enjoys fucking with people. In either case, I don't see any reason why anyone should take any of your advice and this is therefore a pointless thread.

I can say that chiropractor is not a bad option, but one little secret about back pain is something called an inversion table. They work wonders, reversing the gravitational pull on your spine, your circulatory system, and nervous system. They take up a bit of space but you will feel better after a week using one. go to the chiropractor first. You'll need about 3-4 sessions.

Fuck. Thank God the army is paying.

A little of both. Actually the image just uploads sideways. I've tried inverting it and the uploader automatically uses that orientation. I use the image for familiarity because I've done these threads before.