Be me

>be me
>8th grader
>every other guy is getting gfs so why not me?
>become thin, so now i look at least 6/10
>end of 8th grade
>no gf

>9th grade rolls around
>fuck it i'll try to get an emo bitch with no self-esteem
>can't even get that
>light fucking bulb
>there's about 16 autistic girls at my school
>their all 4-7/10
>no guy will touch them because they're kinda annoying to be around
>start hanging out with them
>one day at lunch their planning a sleep over
>i get invited
>mfw it's working
>go to it, nothing happens just poke'mon nintendo and normal shit
>2 am rolls around, they go to bed
>i sleep on the couch in their room cuz
guy
>3 am
>well it didn't work

Also underage b&

>tap on shoulder
>it's one of them
>she says the bed is too crowded and gets beside me on the couch
the girl who lived in the house was rich so she had a big couch
>"so did i wake you"
>i say no
>she hugs me
>"you know i kinda have always liked you"
>winner
>she kisses me

fuck the greentext is fucking up, original post was too long

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>wake up
>i guess their all down stair
>i'll join them i gues
>hear snickering
>their fucking talking about it
>in a good way
>WINRAR
>fast foward to next friday

wait for a story to finnish

>one that wasn't at the sleep over asks if i could walk her home from school
>i fucked her
>end up fucking all of them by the end of the year, all virgins
>i get it in summer too, but more frequently
>i can't believe this shit actually worked
>i get to do the freshman's autists too
>fast forward senior year
>in total i fucked 47 autistic girls, 5+ times a piece
>had 5 3-somes
>shit was cash

Continue nerd

>shit was chash
You have some very low standards

so was your nickname the autist fucker or some shit

the girls kept it between themselves, i was made fun of tho for hanging out with them. one time a guy noticed what i was doing and i made the girls believe he had hiv, in all honesty i was the Charles Manson of horny teenage boys with them

This is gonna be in a best of Cred Forums thread in 3 years so put me in it. And WHAT THE FUCK

>fucked autists
>shit was cash

dude, quality of quantity, that's not impressive

...

prolly not but the sex was fun

>Nailed a bunch of retards
>"the sex was fun"
What the fuck even is this!

autism isn't that common in girls

ur a liar OP

so you went down on the down syndrome?

this
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KEK

there is no way every autistic girl at your high school was a 4-7. They were all 3s at best in my high school. Most were 1s

the unpopular kids in middle school become the popular kids in highschool and viceversa,
youll get laid kid dont worry

ITT; OP is bragging about banging mongoloid teenagers

it was a big school, 1500 students, and also there were a few fuckable tards mixed in there

Does that not sound fun to you?

>few fuckable tards
You didn't even make it into that category

i averaged body with faced, faces never went past 5/10

No? Sex is fun but if it's with an autistic girl than it's more or less like a fear factor challenge that would even make Joe Rogan would commit suicide.

user, reporting for screen cap, Sergeant Autist Annihilator!

I actually salute OP for being able to bang these autistic girls, not because it was difficult, but because I would never nor could ever do that myself.

they were self conscious so they tried to look best prior