My straight friend said I look like a girl so I'm going to try to fuck him...

face

timestamp

If he's straight then he won't even notice. I think you left out a big part of the story.

Does your friend claim he is straight, but he watches The Voice and really loves cats or something?

Yes it is...

Actually thought does anyone have advice?

probably not, there's a penis attached

I can't be bothered to give you advice until you prove this is you.

timestamp then advice faggot

What's he into?

clean urself out, dont skinny dip. wear those shorts and pull them up at some point

>Yes it is...
>image.jpg
No it isn't

You have to Post time stamp of asshole spread when you act like a little faggot

Well he noticed that I look like a girl, which means he had to of checked me out to some degree. Also we are really close and I could see him going for it if I assure him and ease him into it.

At least timestamp. Show us your face though.

But yeah be very flirty and curvy if he's vibing with you. But also do you know if hes gay or bi? If hes incredibly st8 then lmao good luck

Just suck his dick

Post a full body, no need for face this is b after all

My advice is to post your real body you fat fuck

I took these pics a few weeks ago. I'll try to take a times tamp butt pic in a minute but I'm not in a position to do so rn
I'm on mobile...

Forgot pic

Your ass is getting me incredibly hard right now

Fair enough. I will dispense with my advice if you deliver.

Yo ass need to timestamp or gtfo

Does he know you're gay?

If so
>wear a pair of revealing underwear (preferably panties) that show off nice ass
>tell friend you wore underwear on accident
>strip in front of friend to remove underwear
>make sure he gets a great look

You'll know if he wants to fuck just by his body language.

I've seen these fucking images on Cred Forums before this guy is catfishing

I'm bi curious and I'd fuck the shit out of you

>Shows results on image search.

>Faggots still ask for timestamp.

SMH

That's good to here but will it get my friend hard? I'm nervous af and idk of the skinny dip thing is a good idea

Same. Hard as fuck right now

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If I were you I'd tell him straight out that you want him to fuck you. Bring drinks too get him a little buzzed you too it'll make it easier

Seriously doubt its you user, I've seen these pics a million times, as well with the actual person talking, and giving a timestamp. I've got his/"your" stuff saved from a whle ago, so go ahead an upload something new with a stamp and we'll see. otherwise, not buyin it
>cool fantasy tho

really depends on the face

too bad op is not the pics

Post pics fag

this.

This

just wear those shorts and do that exact pose, cause I dont know what it is but now I have this insatiable need to fuck the shit out of you

>no homo

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I want you so badly.

face pic cuccboi

Do you guys do anthing that might help make it easier for him like drink or smoke?

Hmm drinking is a good idea.
It is me tho

drink with him or smoke and that ass will get fucked hard

can I get a closeup pic of your butthole?
seems very cute

This is the same ass also op is a fake

timestamp then you shameful bastard

bully harder pls

also its kind of a pain in the ass to upload, I have all my porn on drive, and when you get a share link, it gives it in a webviewer link, not the actual image url. Theres no way to do it with driver other than copying the shareable link into a new tab, copying the shareID into a special link that simulates the file, and then copying that link into the upload section. Hence why everything I upload will be titled "uc[2]" or "uc[1]"

Yes we do both
That's me
This is the best I got rn

Your face looks gruesome. You'll probably die alone.

Wtf is happening

Wow fucking hot! I'll be waiting for that timestamp

datass.jpg
I'd fuck you if you look like a girl.

OP is saying the pics are him. They arent. I was proving that I also have all the pics hes posting. Last night the real guy in the image actually did a timestamp, so if this faker is actually real, hed do it too. But hes not.

Pic is everything I have, theres a lot more of him, just dont have it saved. Basically reverse-image server everything op uploads and you'll see its all over the internet.
>tfw op is ass at catfishing

Hey b waddup it's Me.

te rompo el orto!!!

>straight friend is flirting with a known trap

He's what normal people would call "in the closet"

Do you have that time stamp/anything else he posted? I only have the blue and black shorts pics

Would.get.up.in.that.shit

PLEASE

Show your foot, OP.
Top and soles, pls.

Post feet loser

Would lick that ass out and suck that dick dry

you're such a fucking amateur lmao.

I would fill that ass up ,wish you were close to me

Awesome

>My straight friend
>Will it turn him on

No.

Ok op is not the guy or trap but what's with me lol

Really no one is going to fucking say it? Same pic(s) every damn day

I dont have the timestamp one, but I have a few webms, but because its on drive Cred Forums gives me "unsopported file type"
so I guess have a direct download
drive. google doot com/ uc?export= download & id= 0B9kMdo Dyj_P9OW ZfU3pSSHdUems
remove spaces
lemme know if you want more

He already did it:

Not op but this is the same ass

quit baiting you fucking amateur.

don't turn this into a feggit rateme thread...

ffs...

FUCK IM ON MOBILE!!! I need to see that shit.

oh look. a scrotum and a penis.

yes, yes i can definitely say that a straight friend would not have sex with you.

copy paste, delete spaces, then...

aw fuck just get on grinder homo.

You should at least wait until you are old enough for your balls to drop, OP.

OP's gone. I'm assuming he tried and failed to convert a straight man.

mostly, and i'm guessing again, OP didn't understand the definition of "straight"

lying faggot

I'd plow that with this

lying faggot 2

no one cares.

lying faggot 3

see

shut up nigger
keep going

would

That ass looks so tight I bet it would fit nicely on my cock.

he mad cuz he fell for it

i am a white straight male thank you very much.

yeah time flies when youre a faggot

FUCK
OFF
AND
DIE FAGGOT

op is kill

then why the fuck you here nigger faggot

Time flies when you're a nigger

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it sure does

b/c OP. he asked if his straight friend would fuck him.

i said no.

chrome views webms fine on mobile, assuming youre not using some shit teir device. (even then it should work)

drive. google doot com/uc?export= download &id=0B9kMdoDyj _P9UWg5ZjZJb3V0U3M

drive. google doot com/uc?export= download &id=0B9kMdoDyj _P9MF9JVkQxU0dBMVE

Thats all I got

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has no one ever come to ur house ? i hope u are expecting this to reach ur acquaintances, if yes.

thats why you stuck around fo the boipussy huh

I don't care much for anal. Never have, but I wouldn't mind spending about a week sucking that sweet looking cock.

Too bad you won't show your face....

that is one of the most horribly shoops i've ever seen...

damn how you get so hairless

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this is how. not my pic, just hyjacking thread with rando pics

fell for it

Someone post the webms here I'm lazy

so you're argument is that i posted about how a straight male would not be attracted to another male, and that makes me bi?

it's time to put the netbook down for the night. you have school in the morning.

>purposely not responding to his entire statement
>saying he has school tomorrow
this b8 is just so rotten

For the love of god someone post the webms I need to see dat ass in motion

posting random garbage with a meme doesn't cut it here son.

gotta have some content :p

You're slightly gay just get over it dude

his statement was "thats why you stuck around fo the boipussy huh"

i clearly said why i was still posting in this thread here

i don't understand your confusion...

k

no, i called you a faggot.
an illiterate faggot.

of it isn't b8 you're just here looking for an argument over why you stuck around which is fucking pathetic, i hope you chalk another one up

yeah hes just waiting for some more pics of that sweet boipussy.

cuz hes a faggot?

my previous posts say, in definition, that i am not a faggot. also,since i am writing, i am also not illiterate.

oh i get it, you're angry at the world and striking out at rando's on the interwebs...

did you mommy find a new "friend" at the lounge tonight? he told you to do your homework and that pissed you off didn't it.

there there, fukboi. its ok.

guise he hurt my feelings.

your post makes no sense. try to structure your sentences.

BUMP

Ok gotta post them but im slow

was that an insult, or a compliment?

motherless
pornmd

fap to some real vids instead of acting like a 14 year old with a galaxy note 2 trying to run one off sitting on the toiled with the shower running.

you're not fooling anyone btw...

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Yes. Shave.

Shave legs, butt, everything. I want that boyhole to be smooth as eggs do you understand me?

depends on how true it is.

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an insult to be sure. but one with a modicum of respect.

>boyhole

no straight male in the entire time of existence has ever said "i want that boyhole to be smooth"

close enough

>assuming he's straight
newfags...you never assume someone's gender or sexuality

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no never

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all of you are gullible as fuck. These butthole pictures were posted hours ago along with most of these butthole webms. Why are you all staring at buttholes.

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Last one

>pretends to not be staring at the buttholes

are you hard of hearing retard bitch??? maybe I did not make myself clear I didnt say smooth I said smooth as eggs

He also posted timestamp in that thread

Here you go

>Why are you all staring at buttholes.
>Cred Forums.org

Holy mother of God

Goddamn his ass is fucking unbelievable

Get your ass over here boy I'v got something for ya

how does someone get their asshole so clean and shaved like that? would love to fuck that.

Honestly it has to be a lot of natural genetics. There aren't even any signs of shaving on dat ass

Or be 12 years old. That's not a mans ass.

I Laughed...Underrated comment...Well done.

Tru, the balls aren't as dropped and the taint isn't big enough

He said he was 18 in the thread last night but yea h looks young

OP, just drop your pants and get an all fours in front of him, he WILL fuck you.

theres no such thing as balls dropping they just get a bit bigger. adult balls can get really small when cold.

This. I'm completely straight but if I had a friend with a 10/10 ass who would let me use their holes to get off I'd do it without question.

Lol these killed the thread. Everyone fapped.

Dumb sissies

This isn't you, you dumb degenerate shitlord.

This.

hot ass. should let your bud use it as cum dump

Kek

God I fucking love your ass, get it!!

Fuck off.

Finally. Thank you user.

We are long past that now. Now we just fapping to that glorious ass.

Fuck. I cautiously surfed this thread getting more and more confused as I went but this just did it. I'm fucking gay now fuck.

Yeah that boy is a truly gay maker

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Right there with you guys. Not even 20 minutes ago I would avert my eyes from "boipussy" threads, now I just came twice to a dudes asshole.

You cant blame yourself
His bottom is so fucking perfect

How?? I couldn't draw a better ass

Cred Forums in one post

Better, have some sexy swim bottoms that make your ass look good

stumpycok.tumblr.com/

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Motherfuckers never heard of hair removal cream?

I love how well lit his pics are 99% of boipucci pics are taken in a dungeon so they can hide their razor burn.

Yea but you can still spot a naturally hairy ass and this is not one of them.

This pic was posted earlier today

see that's great and all but if your head/face area looks like a dude, then you'd look super faggy and gross.

it'll no longer be boi pussy. show some face or eyes or something feminine up top.

anyone can fuckin pop their ass like a queer. to be a trap, theres more to it.

Are you bprn in 1st june 1990?

I want to fuck you in that squiggly mouth of yours

Born**

Actually tho why do the drawn faces somehow make it hotter.

Because it's cute af picturing this young little sex boy taking pictures of his ass and sitting there naked and drawing crude smiley faces on them to post online for hundreds of fat smelly men to cum to.

b u m p

8/8

That cock kinda ruins the illusion

b u m p

Goddamn which pic should I cum to? Hardest decision of my life.

This one's the clear winner.

Those webms though... Fuck but that ass looks godlike there. Christ I'm diamonds...

Take these and make a collage with your browsers. Exactly what I did and came a fountain.

exactly

Here's one that hasn't been posted yet

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Does this guy have an instagram or what?

I don’t know your friend, so this might not be perfect advice for his case, but if you don’t want to drown your friendship in an ocean of awkward, don’t. You “looking like a girl” doesn’t make you a girl or attractive to straight males.

he posts on Cred Forums. his latest thread was yesterday.

There's so much gay shit I want to do with you holy fuck

link pls

salvia palth, fuck yeah man

>nathalie mars wannabe

>expects me to scour the archive for a single thread
He just posted those webms and the timestamp which have been posted here.

>look like a girl
>obvious dick and balls
nope

Dont wear those shorts, go to your sisters room, borrow a bikini, wear that instead.

this
...images saved anyway :^)

im trans pre operation (still have a dick)
i pass great. (was blessed with a late puberty)
my boyfriend is totally straight but we clicked and so its rly not that gay. sure theres a dick there. but hes not sucking it. hes fucking me in the ass almost every day unlike most girls who say no, or dont do it often.

That's not you, you fucking prick.

post pic

You're right, fucking a man in the ass daily is totally not gay

Post ass please.

Dumping sexy cuteboys blogs
cba to post dozens of pics

feicd.tumblr.com/
realshinysylveon.tumblr.com/
neoniteas.tumblr.com/
cudiichan.tumblr.com/
ceeceehg.tumblr.com/
lenin-senpai.tumblr.com/
mauwmauw4-0.tumblr.com/tagged/milo
twiinkii.tumblr.com/tagged/me

Ive been fapping to shota for years and I never thought asses could exist as good as drawn ones. I have been proved wrong.

thx bae

This.

I'd hit that.

sorry boys. bf would def get mad at me. ive posted here before but im done with that. also im not aryan. so no pink bp for me. i have a slightly pinkish red but it gets brown the closer to my butthole. boo hoo.
and why would it be gay? im a girl w. a dick basically. its a bit gayish with twink traps. but even then. theres a difference between liking someone who happens to have a penis. and liking dick. i love dick. my bf doesnt. therefore hes straight. im straight bcuz trans.

tl:dr op is fag, but the guy hes trying to seduce is straight as long as he doesnt like dick

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this kid has the perfect nose to do coke with.

If only that guy knew how many loads I've dropped to his ass.

Don't get rid of it.

im honestly not in a rush to get rid of it unless i win the lotto. am 18 so like im not fully engulfed in the adult world yet. so i have very little money saved. i intend on letting science improve a bit. my bf doesnt mind, and ive gotten so good at taking it in my ass i dont even need lube. so this works for now.

T H I S
H I S T
I S T H
S T H I

10000000/10 ass