The girls in the dorm next to me keep banging on my door, how do I get them to shut the fuck up
The girls in the dorm next to me keep banging on my door, how do I get them to shut the fuck up
Invite them in and have sex with them???
Stop being such a fucking autistic nigger.
This. You're dumb, OP.
This. You're dumb OP.
Have you tried asking nicely to stop?
Kill them
They are fat and weird, not sex worthy, they are like tumblr-esc
Put the door back on the hinges
This. You're dumb, OP.
It's -esque.
Are they trying to talk to you about the patriarchy?
kek
Open the door and yell FUCKING NORMAL FAGS REEEEEEEEEEE
Call in anonymous bomb threat, say its in their room
no they are just fat and weird and giggly all the time
Pussy is Pussy. You don't have to put a ring on it. Once you leave college it won't be as easy.
Find an explosion sound effect, play it at max volume, preferably with ear plugs. If you have anything that could make a flashing light or something, that'd help.
Yall made me laugh
freeze your piss and slide it under their door.
I've seen this copypasta
>y'all
Hello fellow southeasterner
It's actually not a copy pasta though I'm being dead serious
Do this
this user, its worth the read trust me. then proceed to make another greentext doing the 2.0 version