Ask a rent-a-cop working graveyard shift at a hospital anything

This is accurate
Thanks for actually providing a service desu

no problem, we bring them in and nurses and docs have to take care of them. fuckem dude. usually crackhead losers looking for drugs or convicts looking for a way out. but the most amazing thing is i had a jail officer on his first week ask me if he could catch something from the dude with pneumonia. i had to talk him down from leaving the dude alone. that's when i realized if you go to college at all, some cop is more of a moron than you are by many points. remember that bros.

Hospitals usually employ their own security.

What kind of drugs do you do?

In this case they go through a security company which works almost exclusively at hospitals

I like pot and do acid sometimes
I've come to work stoned but haven't had the juevos to trip at work

in my part of E TN, they just hire old dudes to watch the ER and walk around. nothing amazing happens here.
i've come to work high before. helps me deal with the crazy old ladies with shit in their pants lol. anyone who says they deal with work straight up is over 60 or tarded.

i also had a friend who did billing in ERs, he smoked a ton of weed with me and did acid with me a lot of times before work. they only work sat, and sunday. wish i had that job really. 30k a year for 2 days of work a week.

Eyy fellow Tennfag

what side? we have east central and west, if you're near memphis fuck you dude. ha

You got real law enforcement experience? How much do you get paid?

The night clerk at the hospital where I worked used to sell coke (and bootleg DVDs), heard the coke sales is why he was finally let go.

if it's anything like where i live having real PD experience gets you like $12 an hour, maybe 1 more than us. and they still treat us like criminals. met many a PD dude i would like to burn his house down because he was a dick to me for no reason other than he could.

>in my part of E TN
What hospital system my brother?

Middle fam 615 represent

holston valley for the most part.

Nope, just a tub-lord with nothing else to do

gotta get in on that sweet sweet msha network. franklin woods seems pretty cushy

mountain states is part of HV, the JC heart center and anything in between. they bought out a lot besides bristol. Bristol is a cunt.

oh thought they were wellmont affiliated. brmc is shit though for sure

fucking kek

they've had a lot of shit going on between them in the last few years. wellmont has pretty much taken over. but BRMC is a dick, i worked for a company that took people there exclusively for a year, bristol is a shitty place that i would never want to be sent. they will send you to hospice to die in 2 days. fuckem

and if anyone has heard, Church Hill EMS went bankrupt. so the ambulance services around are sharing their shit. i was going to get hired there but the dude running it was a moron. let them go bankrupt. what a fucking loser.

well to be honest they both suck, wellmont and msha, or at least thats my experience with them.

nice to see another person from ne tn who works in the biiddness though. keep on keeping on

damn bro. Another rent-a-cop here, I make 10 the hour.

Whats your job?

they keep spending money on making hospitals better, which nobody cares about, adding wings and shit, take care of the ambi services that run people to you and keep you in business shit. it's not hard but hospitals are dumb as shit bro.

do you find that the real police often laugh at your presence? also, how do you acquire such a position? certificate? background experience?

the "real" police are criminals as well. had one stop me in a park and ask for some weed, when i told him i didn't have any and WTF he was talking about he told me he was a cop and his wife was in his truck(idk wtf he was talking about) they are human and usually morons. keep it real and nobody will care bro.

I sit at a desk and shit post
I also make rounds every two hours
That's literally all I do, assuming no shit hits the fan that day

No, they're pretty cool with me. Would probably if I actually took my job seriously tho. It requires a license with some training and some positions require experience.

have you ever scored with any chicks while working?

it's disturbing to me that the "police" treat you like a normal dude since you're security, but those of us that work with them in the field in EMS or Firemen, have to treat them like kings or they will arrest us and they treat us like convicts when we try to hold a convo with them even if we've known them since highschool. they break as many laws as anyone else as i've seen but they treat us like heathens. it's incredibly stupid and i sympathize with the BLM people.

Overnight at front desk at hotel. Finger banged a hot drunk English chick.

i told a cop he had nice pink handcuffs once, and while he was talking to my superior who was a medic and another EMT IV who he knew, he asked if i wanted to try them on, i told him no, he came back to our station and talked to us for like 4 hours on shift. dude was an asshole. after that i knew cops were dicks with badges. don't become one unless you want to lose your life to the gubment.

I make 11.50 at a chemical plant

Eastman? lol

>work as a gas station cashier
>smoke weed all the time
>make $10 an hour
constantly have to explain to people how to pump gas

Paramedic fag here. You realize that They make more than you and me sitting there all day in the ER. Get my tape ready faggot. I'm about to start a line here.

No but I super wanna slam this ghetto black chick in housekeeping

they get like 10 bucks an hour, i get 10 or 13 depending on what im doing. don't work for the state dummy, they are losers.

really? paramedics where im at make up to 40 an hour

Where at? I make 15 an hour

worked hospital security around 10 years ago in canada and made 14 an hour in a hospital in a shitty part of town. there was never a dull moment

Canada,, maybe an EMR or an EMT starting out would make that little but i doubt it here.

Have you seen any paranormal activity ?

or seen people die ? weird noises something like that ?
im the same guy.

12 bucks at a casino

shit im gonna move to canada. we make 11 or 16$ tops an hour here. my girl wants to live somewhere else lol. fuckem. it's a state and nationwide shit stain for emts and medics. im tempted to join the army as a medic, they dont know half the shit i do and they can suck it.

now i dont know how long you need to go to school for it but here for primary care paramedic you are lookin at 52 weeks at 5-7k tution

i've been for 2 years for EMT-Advanced, they made it a one year class after i left, and medics are 2-3 years. but i assume other countries will take me as is. spent more than 1-2 years as an emt.

sorry 42 weeks

Yeah Canada is a real good paying place, heard about it but probably the weather sucks depends on what you`re used to .
There must be some reason for it do not sure what but there must be a reason.

yeah unless you are on the coasts its cold as fuck but tolerable

i make 24 an hour working at jimmy johns u fucking fool

How many brain dead patients have you fucked?