Unemployed for 6 months

>Unemployed for 6 months
>Can't find a job in the region
>The food is almost gone
>$2.44 in the bank
>Need to pay rent
>No one to ask for money
>Starting to panic

Cred Forums, how can I work online?
I don't need too much. I can easily survive with $200/month.
Too ugly for camwhoring.
The situation is critical.

Bumping cause similar situation

look in your area for temp agency.
i get a lot of high paying work out of those places.

>willing to settle for $200/mo
>less than half of minimum wage

Jesus christ, is this b8?

walk into your nearest mcdonalds and ask for a job application ffs

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It's enough for where I live.
Aprox. $80 less than minimum wage.

Already tried. Not only McDonalds, but Subway and BK and everything else.

Honestly, I don't know why I can't get any job. But i think there is a lot of people in this situation where I live.

Not finding a job means that you are not trying hard enough. Lower your standards and get whatever you can.

maybe it's how you present yourself? i have a hard time believing you can't even land a fast food job

The standards faded with the food.

Go in. Ask to speak to a manager. Mention you've applied previously, explain your situation, and pray on his empathy? A situation like this requires a little bit of sociopathy to get your way

Do you have a pc powerful to bitcoin mine?

Yeah, thought about that. Shaved beard, got a haircut. Still nothing.

do you have a car? pizza places are always looking for drivers. you get tips too

Have you graduated High School? How old are you and do you have steady work experience?

Bonus question: What are you addicted to?

No joke. Hang out in front of home depot. Day laborers don't make a lot but there's always work.

Spoke with some managers, but I'm going to try that again.

Nope, poor as fuck.

Yeah, I'm 20. Last job was as an IT support manager. I'm addicted to fail as a human.

>I'm addicted to fail

Sounds like you have trouble helping yourself. You either deal with your situation or become homeless, it's entirely up to you

Gonna say that to give some context, I hope it doesn't stop you guys from helping.
I'm brazilian.

become a crime-lord in one of the favelas

security guard gig. get graveyard shift you get paid more to sit on your ass and besides business only keep guards to lower their insurance cost, nobody is expecting you to stop a robbery.
profit

Prolly the most realistic
Go for it!

chaturbate com /princessandaddy/
chaturbate com /hottie_frank/
You can jack off on cam

I'm trying man.
Handed out over a hundred cv, in every place I saw.

Can't, too white to earn respect.

Oh shit. Didn't they run out of money?

Become a police officer.

qual cidade? descarregue caminhao, entregue panfleto na rua, corte grama, faça faxina.. muitas coisas porra, deixe de viadagem e va trabalhar

>use that $2.44 to get some shoe polish
>put on face
>now black enough to be crime lord, or get shot and die (which also ends your problem)
>profit

Someone already said that
>704662611

he can but some actual shoe polish and go to a train station to polish shoes

Well, I did.
But, yeah, the economy is a mess.

Caruaru - PE
Já tentei. O problema é que nesse tipo de trabalho ou já tem pessoas o suficiente, ou simplesmente não vale a pena pagar alguém pelo serviço (cortar a grama). Pelo menos não por aqui.

>how can i work online

aka im a lazy fuck and wont work a mormal job

Olha para isto
Ou prostituia-se

porra, nem na feira de caruaru vc conseguiu trabalho arrumando caixa. Ta foda hein. Sou do nordeste tbm RN

Well to answer your OP.

Learn how to advertise online.

Rewards1
Swagbucks
Sharecash

Check out each website, and try your best at swindling a click, a reference, a download, etc. If you cast out a large enough net it can be good for a few hundred bucks a month.

Dude, I thought about something online because I've tried in every fastfood and supermarket that I found.

Going to check that. Thanks, user.

Não, muita gente fazendo isso. Não achei ninguém que precisasse. E como a maioria é menor de idade, eles preferem.

seguro desemprego é sua melhor chance pra n morrer de fome.
And please, don't be a faggot.

Not OP, but I was unemployed for 7 months before, couldn't get a job at any fast food places, and registered with 4 different temp work agencies. I was lucky to get a temp job once every 2 weeks, usually a 12 hour job around minimum wage. I even put ads up online trying to be a labourer. I ended up finding a job at a call centre after 7 months.

Sometimes life is just shitty. There's a lot of unemployed people here.

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Yeah, I left my last to job to move here, had enough money for 5-7 months.
Trying to get a job since day 1.
Honestly out of ideas.
Eating every two days to save food. lol But the rent is the biggest problem.

At this point, you could start applying to jobs in other towns/cities and move if you get anything. What have you got to lose?

I was reluctant about that because I'm going to college next year.
But since I'm not going to college if I starve to death, I'll probably going to do that.

Just gonna wait until this month ends, because I've already paid the rent,

> I'll probably going to do that.
I'm

Just keep giving out CVs. Start applying to the same places multiple times. Hopefully you won't have to move away.

He lives close to one of the shittiest areas in a third world country, trust me, that shit doesn't fly here.

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>hue
OP. although I hate your people, and especially your race, your attitude, everything about the kind of person you are, you should suck on the tit of your government. After all, that's what a socialist country is supposed to become, once poverty levels start to rise due to extreme corruption and such sky high tax rates.

You're fucked, unless you're talented, or lucky, but you're a fucking monkey nigger, asking Cred Forums for help, who the fuck am I kidding, right?

Yeah, the thing is that Brazil has failed in everything. It's "socialist" enough to fuck everything up, but not enough to let people like me suck on it's tits.

Also, nudes for food.