Celeb fap thread

celeb fap thread

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new thread here

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Why a new thread?

My favorite female costume I own is an oldie from when I was a teenager: a dress worn by Claire Danes in "My So-Called Life."

My favorite male costume is a uniform worn by a guy named Gil Gerard in the show "Buck Rogers," which was on when I was a little kid.

My favorite pornstar item is a Wonder Woman costume fucked-in by Chanel Preston...

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M-My m-mistress w-went t-to visit her p-poor s-sick m-mother t-tonight... She s-said she w-wanted t-to be alone: no m-me...

who? also everyone post more g

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>fapping to nonnude pics
>fapping to celebs
>fapping to nonnude pics of celebs

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Olivia Wilde

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tmz.com/2016/09/20/emma-watson-leaked-photos-taken-down-legal-threat/

So Emma Watsons photo was leaked. anybody has them? they were up on celeb jihad before she got them taken away

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its easy not being gay

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I would sell my soul to smell her armpits

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that dress is fucking shit... looks like saggy boobs

No tits. This is not a woman

Here's Chanel Preston in the Wonder Woman costume--it's still got small spots of like 5 guys' cumstains on it from the blowbang scene in "Justice League of Pornstar Heroes." She wore it in that & "Wonder Woman Interactive," a POV movie.

This

They look good to me.

hey faggot she doesnt push them up shes a 32b

imgur.com/a/4Q7EH

>caring about tits over legs and face and everything

qt

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>tmz.com/2016/09/20/emma-watson-leaked-photos-taken-down-legal-threat/

God, what wouldn't I do for a new Fappening!?!

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Cute freckles. No makeup doesn't bother me--real is good...

We need to find it. It's the internet It must be around.

I know right... but seeing as these pics where up for a while somebody must have them

I-I think m-my m-mistress Natalie Portman i-is a-a very d-dirty w-woman... I-I'm s-sorry t-to s-say this b-because I-I w-would prefer she w-was v-virtuous...

i love her freckles i wish she showed them more

who is she? i want to make out with her

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emma charlotte duerre watson

where they at?

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I know someone's got em. they better post or else!

i fear that time has taken katy perry and reduced any potential nudes to 'meh, cant fap' status.

gravity is an unforgiving mistress

time to find another chesty pop starlet to stalk

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I-It i-is n-not s-something I-I l-like t-to talk about... B-But I-I w-will s-say she l-likes all s-sorts o-of d-dirty stuff... She a-asked m-me t-to d-do s-some o-of it and af-after I-I almost fainted I-I felt l-like puking m-my d-dinner out...

lurk more

Who the hell is this ugly dyke?

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imgur.com/a/W50Wd

see

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I-I g-guess I-I'm a-a l-lucky m-man f-for having her... I-I think m-many m-men w-want a-a beautiful g-girl l-like h-her who also h-h-happens t-to be l-lewd...

Anyone have the pics were you can see her bush shes in a bikini

>imgur.com/a/4Q7EH

This is going to sound really gross to some of you, but I once ate one of Milla Jovovich's pubic hairs. I found it stuck in the crotch of a snap-under bodysuit I bought that she wore in a movie called .45.

I thought to myself, "Wow, that's got to be Milla's pubic hair!But what should I do with it?" So, I just ate it. No reason...

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The fuck you mean lurk more? They're new. The article was posted today.

Oh, now she's a dirty fucking glorious whore. Her hardcore Fappening pics were NICE...

Supergirl's a slut. ;)

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happened more than a week ago maybe two weeks ago

Cant believe people are not on this shit. we need to see them

Yeah she is

>imgur.com/a/W50Wd

God; I'd lick every freckle one-by-one...

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I-I try t-to k-keep a-a suitable d-distance fr-from h-her though.. She's mine b-but that d-doesn't mean I-I have t-to like h-her...

she went from a 10/10 girl with long hair to a 12 year old boy

Then someone must have them.
Yeah.

me too fam

cant find shit WTF

I've resorted to using Tor, I just need to find a celeb archive or something. Know one?

there are two they are posted all the time

just check the hidden wiki. that shit gets updated fast.

H-Having h-her i-is n-nice I-I-I won't deny b-but m-my heart c-can't be all hers: the simple f-fact i-is she l-loves m-me w-way m-more than I-I do t-to her... A-And y-you know w-woman; this o-often d-doesn't f-fit w-well f-for h-her... N-No d-doubt m-many a-a tear shed in s-secret b-by h-her because o-of it...

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All the time? show me then. cant find them anywhere

she said she personally felt sexier. she grew it back that was years ago

Laura Marano from the emmys ..either she got her tits done or has a good push up .The whore make up gives it a nice porn quality

Emma wouldnt want me to post them ask tomorrow and someone will

S-Sometimes I-I f-feel I-I should h-have d-dawned m-my f-fisherman's c-cape when th-thinking a-about a-all the l-lies and deceits b-by m-me spread and h-her f-fed...

loool. lets see them man

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fucking idiot

>Lea Seydoux

Her tits are OF...THE...GODS...

She did lots of pics for American Apparel that're clothed but sexy, & some see-through stuff for them...

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I'm not that guy you're talking to, but this is the only new pics of her I've seen.
1/2

that is a poor shoop although watson is confirmed trap

x-ray version

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sorry bb i luv u

Forest Whitaker tits!

anyone who likes emma knows her tits were slightly lopsided shes worn see through before

Thanks dude. was hoping it was a bit more skin than that tho

They remind me of Blake Lively's enhanced jubblies...

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A-Anyways she's t-too m-much o-of a-an asset t-to throw away f-for n-nothing... I-I w-will m-make s-sure I-I use h-her w-well... I-I know I-I d-don't h-have w-wealth, f-fame or beauty l-like h-her... M-My j-job i-in this l-life t-to u-use h-her f-for s-support: I-I know she doesn't l-like i-it b-but I-I'm j-just a-a dude who's trying h-his b-best t-to survive...

can you please do more xray i cant see her bones

they arent private leaks they are clearly photos of her outfit, she does that a lot. they are from 2014. theres another one

>didn't realize some other sweaty perv wore Milla's costume, wanked in it, then got ashamed of himself and sold it forward.. leaving his pubes in the layers.

Shes got dumb tits.
What the fuck. Hopefully they both grow in some more. Shits gotta suck having wonky boobs.

another one?

please sir

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Amazing.

Think a-about th-this g-grand and glorious b-beauty b-being ravaged and u-used a-as a p-piggy b-bank b-by this d-dark m-merciless m-monster who c-cares n-nothing f-for h-her f-feelings b-but j-just w-wants t-to drain h-her dry o-of every a-asset she's g-got...

kys have you ever seen tits irl

Despite her sacrilegious breast reduction, I still love Ariel Winter...

I do miss her even-more-gigantic boobage, though...

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Imagine all the people around her looking at her video herself flopping and pissing around and thinking: "what a fucking self righteous piece of celebrity obsessed filth, but id fuck that thing in a heartbeat."

oh no not you

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Oh, I totally wouldn't have eaten that pubic hair if I weren't the first one to buy her costume from the bulk studio retailer. I suppose it's possible that I ate some perverted costume director's pubic hair, but hey, that's the chance you take... ;)

I-I-I'm n-not s-such a-a b-bad g-guy d-doe... J-Just m-misunderstood... Anyways she l-loves m-me l-like a-a little b-bunny r-rabbit and I-I know a-a thousand d-different w-ways into h-her open heart and h-how t-to g-get wh-what I-I want from h-h-her...

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Kek, yes i have. Some are bigger than the other sometimes, but ive never seen crooked nipples in person.

see

you could've held on to it and cloned yourself either a perverted costume director or a Milla Jovovich when they start selling DNA splicers and bio-reactors.

Also, fuck you cunt. Kill yourself, not my fault your dumb little waifu has retarded titties.

J-Just thinking a-about a-all the w-ways she l-loves m-me and a-all the capabilities I-I c-can extract fr-from this f-feeling m-makes m-me sm-smile a-a few t-times throughout the d-day...

>enhanced
She had kids moron

its your fault youre literally nine years behind the game
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Love to tongue that asshole, look at them wobbly cheeks, hhnnngngggg

Love...every...inch...

Oh why don't you just go away

I-I w-wish a-all m-men c-could have a-a wonderful m-mistress l-like this but I-I know beauties l-like h-her a-are a scarcity...

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I dont even like emma watson. She looks like Richard Dawkins with crooked titties.

not enough gusset shots on Cred Forums nowadays.
that one is very fetching.

Dude, she got breast implants at 16 years old, right before she did the first Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

She got a nosejob right after, making STP1 the only movie featuring her real nose...

I-I h-hope I-I have n-not o-offend y-you g-good s-sir.. I-I know m-my m-mistress i-is v-very desired b-by m-many...

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Dude what?

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Hes memeing and faceblind

here ya go... Xray at will

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What the hell happened to eat.awiki.org/cel/ ?

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Not my fault.
Truth can fuck your boner up sometimes

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Don't respond to him! He wants that!

Someone xray this

you are legitimately retarded. the lips and nose are shopped and thats an old as picture......dude smirking DUDE SMIRK

looks nothing like him , how does it feel being a retard who falls for an internet meme

Hahahahaha you dumbfuck she looks like helena bonham carter

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Good lord, pretty!

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JESUS CHRIST...

Right? heres that pic morphed with helena bonham carter

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Collective butthurt is palpable.
Get as frustrated as you want, shes average and her tits are crooked.
Call shoop da woop all you want all i see is your opinions. Show me some proof.

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first day on the internet or what she looks like helena bonham carter
she looks nothing like him and you are actually fucking stupid if you cant tell the mouth is shopped tippy top kek

hurrrr durrr richard dawkins

Yeah....
Check that side profile.

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>imgur.com/a/W50Wd
wow pictures during sex, what a slut

Exactly. Two completely different facial structures. They look nothing alike.
Her smirk(dimples, laugh lines) look EXACTLY like that in every picture of her with that type of look.

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Slut can be meant as a compliment. She's a GLORIOUS fucking slut... ;)

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one is 20 years older than the other, no shit they dont look exactly alike, im nit comparing their profile other emmas profile is perfect. they look similar. i just morphed two random pics and came up with this and you can see emma and hbc in this.

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Aly Raisman was magnificent in ESPN's Body Issue.

Damn her titties are getting bigger

they both have strong bone structure

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I agree

WHO HAS THEM

so fucking cute

Refer to

Dude what

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Sawse?

Yeah they instantly got bigger by some strange voodoo.

Look here at these pictures

perks of being a wallflower

Dude smirking Dude humans

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Hell yeah brother!

Yep. I ate the stray pubic hair off the crotch of one of Milla Jovovich's movie costumes.

And I don't apologize for it. ;)

ive seen tens thousands of pictures of her that dont ever remind me of that though. i think that picture is from 2005 or something. get over it

Changes nothing. Do your little blending shit with pictures of them.

This is depressing

Thats just like... your opinion, man.
You get over it. I dont have a problem. You have been defending this average ass woman for an hour.

Go pretend its 2005 elsewhere

>doesnt have a problem
>going on the entire thread about someone he doesnt like

my sides.. ill stop if you dont reply

I know. They were so much bigger & happier, like Sofia Vergara's, before that damn breast reduction...

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God damn she's so fucking cute

Here's a toast to the Ariel Winter boobs that once were...

Stop if you want dude. This all started because i said she had dumb tits. I stand by my statement. Regardless of whether she looks like helena, she looks like richard dawkins too.

You're a monster Mayne

This thread is autism.

Do you not know what derailing a thread is newfaggot?
Trolling trolls trolling trolls that are trolling.

Not him she has great tits and literally all of that is your opinions like everything in this world is for everyone

Fuck off newfaggerino

She has crooked tits. There is no denying that.

No. I don't recall that pic. I'd like to see it though.

Newfaggorino?
Been here since '09 asstard.

Sure you have, newfag

This is nothing new. I want to suck on her nips. And imperfections can be hot

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Really dude?
Ive been here since the god damn habbo raids. Before boxxy. The orange box raids.
Fuck you. Im not a liar.

I didnt tell anyone they couldnt like her. The dickhead attacked me first because i wasnt aware that a girl i wasnt even atteacted to had crooked tits until i saw the pic of her in the white dress.

I've honestly never heard anyone use the term"newfagerino"

I've actually been here for a few years

Stop calling people newfag,It makes you look like a newfag

Triggered much newfag?

Fuck off newfig

newfag

KYS newfeg

You may not be attracted to her but she is attractive

Fucking newfags

You keep saying newfag. I think you are projecting.
Like i said. Ive been here since '09, was a freshman in highschool. Im 25 now.
Go ahead keep saying newfag. Ive been here for all of it.

A good celeb thread suddenly turns into newfags desperately calling other newfags newfags.

Wasnt my point man. I didnt say no one else could find her attractive.

newfag

newfag

Thread successfully derailed.

i was on the edge of my fucking seat the whole time

Fucking newfags

Typical. Can you even triforce?
Has anyone ever even gone so far as to do look more like?

Typical newfag response

Shows what you know roody poo.
You can habeeb it or not. I dont care. Im stating facts and youre shitposting.

>ha

Yeah guys.

Shut up and rub Natalie Portman's ass, from Hotel Chevalier.

i hope you didnt hold your breath are you ok?

popoholic.com/

Newfig

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holy shiiiiiit

Yes?

>ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Lurk moar.
Youre never going to be less of a faggot but you will be a more well-versed faggot.
Youve ran out of shit to say, memes to post. Hell your not even trying to defend your precious crooked boobed witchgirl anymore.
Newfaggots call people newfaggots.

moar?

Shut up newfag
Kek

new feg newton

Suck my whole dick spergmaster.
Youre a sad cunt, you will never make it.

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Its a newfag nation in here.
Started a full blown autismo tantrum.
Stay mad bitch roody poos.

My favorite Fappening pics are still Teresa Palmer's & Lake Bell's, but Supergirl's are definitely the filthiest. ;)

Shut up newfag

Kys newfag

yeah man, hot as fuck

Just keep sucking.
Youre almost there.
How many more times will you type newfag?
Ive got nothing better to do.
Hermit mode.

Fucking pathetic newfag

You are on the same tier as leafy with that kys bullshit.
You must be so cool, like i bet you even get to wear a tail to school and color your hair all rainbows.

Kys newfag

Says the little bitch that cant even muster a better comeback.
Go back and hold your "girlfriend's" hand while jamal rails her out.

Newfag

Newfag

New thread

This is pitiful. Isnt there a 5 minute wait on posting the retarded reply.
What are you accomplishing.
Youre not even trying candy ass.

Newfag?

Why do you ruin every celeb thread? I bet you're some fat fucking neckbeard basement dweller who stalks anything that moves. Please, PLEASE kill yourself.

At least you changed the punctuation.
This place is so shitty theses days. Lulz dont even exist anymore.

Fuck me you fucking loser.

She's a girl you're never going to meet and who wouldn't fuck you if you paid her a million dollars.

Judging by your outrage you probably don't fuck much at all.

You sensitive little bitch.

emma watson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>