I want to see your right hand

I want to see your right hand.

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Am i doin it right?

Apple thief?

Apple thief? Nah just missed when i was cutting my finger nails, plus side, im now 20% faster at trimming my nails

Stop it, hand!

Fair. I envy your milliseconds of free time.

Not even your right hand..

Repost that with your right hand fool, OP specifically stated right hand ...

>20% faster

2 fingers missing out of 5

40% faster actually.

Thats like a minute i get back now every 35 years. I think thats a fair trade .... Kinda. Except i cant give people the finger ... It just looks like im shaking my fist in anger ....

I mirrored the image, duhhhh

...... I have another whole hand you do realise .... Thats 10 digits with fingernails. Im missing two finger nails ... Thats 20% bud

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ahh, but you have TEN FINGERS 20% it is, righto. Cheerio and all that.

Mm dank distal phalanges bro

>inb4 fat

Its ok, i suck at math at the best of times. If it makes you feel better, you are also correct. So we both win

Oh, Hai!

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What is the controller, on the right, that has an "air supply" button?

That looks relatively painful..

Nice sink.

Trucker Cred Forumsro here. Getting ready to start my day. That is the trailer air supply.

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Have a safe day.

Thanks.

T-thanks user.

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It's my birthday, enjoy a rare disease

>MFW I ain't bein tricked into sending noods of mah GF

Looks kinky

Happy birthday!
What's goin on there?

Thanks.
It's probably lupus, but doctors haven't seen anything like it before and it's not confirmed yet. (though my mother has it too)

youtu.be/J3AE8lzddOg?t=339

Ok?

i feel gypped

Coworker..

Sean?

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O fug thers acid all over me

Those are some Ayyy LMAO looking digits there bub

Ayy lmao everybody.

Barely worth mentioning

I have baby hands. 7.2 inches from tip of middle finger to base of palm.

I think its mainly due to short fingers

Glover af

Reynauds or bergers dz

Aye, but of worth, no?

Ah yes, truly a victorious moment that I will cherish for the rest of my life

0/8

femanon

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Nah just ayy.
Here's a pic of my retarded angry face.

Oh.. Shit

..what should I do?

No.

One right hand, served with chopsticks and a side-order of JC Denton.

Why tho

Dude. He only has 8 fingers for counting, don't get on his ass cause he can't math properly.

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Close.

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Skeletor.

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No u.

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Nice worker hand !

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Hand thread is best threat

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Did you at least eat a right hand first?

Kek. There is actually a femanon hand ITT (mine), but thats not the one

And pic related caused that.

My right hand.

What about your right hand?

She probably ate it.

You're actually not wrong.
I wiped right handed just for you. My entire left cheek is a warzone.

Femanon spotted

Kek

There you go

Correct

Inb4 cancer

Approved.

Change your underwear,when you get the chance..

Here. That's what a man's hand looks like, kids.

Nah nah nigga, this is a mans hand It's not mine though, I'm just an ayy.

What underwear? Shit crushes my balls and boxer material is rough.

Agreed.

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Boxer briefs nigga, the ultimate in comfort.
Boxers are like wearing a Tshirt on your pelvis, briefs are like wearing a constricting bra on your dick, but Boxer Briefs are the equivalent of an under armor shirt, it's like a second skin.

It's a worker hand. It doesn't seem that big, actually, I have bigger and larger hands, for sure.

You have guy hands sure, but coworker has MAN hands.
You've got the shape, but your skin needs to be toughened.
A mans hands come with man skin.

Crusader fag here.
Still wondering why...

ok friend

forgot img

Heyy xo

>A mans hands come with man skin.

No, the skins get tough by working.

Anyway, I'm currently finishing renovating my home, so my skin isn't soft, believe me.

Thats a mans hand!

No and that is a categorical no. I will obviously compromise so as not to offend, so with permission of course I will take a picture of my left hand and mirror image it with some computer technical wizardry so it looks like my right hand and then I will post the picture and then you can all dance round the maypole being all merry and happy that you have a picture what `looks` like my right hand. I do apologise in advance for not posting my real right hand but I hope you all understand that I have to keep it private and not conceal it to the general public for obvious reasons.

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i've got big balls and i cannot lie
Scientifically proven by Bill Nye
When briefs waltz in with an itty bitty waist(band)
They get FLUNG(into the garbage)
Cause they ain't got nuff space
Cause i'm hung.

Tl;dr i've tried all forms of genitalia based pantaloons.
Only ones i DO wear are scrotal supports. Basically a better sitting jock strap that has a pouch just for your balls thats perfectly sized for them to sit full drop on hot days and a hole for your dick so they ain't crowding your boys.
They're like heaven. I never sit on my balls or have them slap my legs when moving and i still got my shit visibly windmilling in basketball shorts for psychological warfare upon my enemies while simultaneously signalling to possible mates.

Fuck off

Thanks, Got alot more then the glove though.

Nice. Renfaire fag?

>grill hand
do you understand what you've done?

Reenactment, Wich includes unscripted combat tourdaments, archery, smithing,leatherworking i could go on. But we do have scripted fights in events where we have to play out a battle in a certain way yes.

YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR DISHONOR!!!

Sounds like fun.
Many many years ago I washing the whole larp thing, and I always wanted to get into an SCA group. Just never had the drive..

why

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How can you be this of a retard ?
Are you cutting your nails with a chainsaw ?

>" renaissance fair "
> medieval armor "

muricans retards

Hah!
Crusader fag aswell as euro fag actually. Most of the orders i know have their own castles assighned.

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Your nails are disgusting.

People have those mouse mats for real? Jesus christ.

I know....

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Waaait a minute...


Thats your left hand!

def my right breh

Keyboard tells me otherwise.

Well yeah. Get the right ones and you can even tit fuck them.

I use this mouse, if I use the padded ones with just the rectangle it cuts off circulation a bit and I have to keep flexing my hand. The tits let my veins through and still support my wrist.

Can't fuck it though that I've yet found.

Guess my age

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27?

they look clubbed

Hey

No masters- Arch enemy

11 years less

Found another one..

Enjoy your ban.

Kek ok

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Another one.

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You have a cute hand

Gimme a handjob

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You filthy animal, get out of this thread nigger

>)
I have the same tripe, I am "pelotari"

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