Satan decides what I do with 3 1/2 gallons of old piss jugs will deliver around 11pm so stay tuned

go outside. have a life.
pour it into toilet and threw empty galoons away

Your 177 off fake satan

Dump it on some random piece of shit

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Dump it all over your bed

MORE PICS OF YOUR HOME OP

dump over your head
check em

put beer chug tube in pooper and buttchug pis in pooper

Of course. Well if you dabble with the devils cabbage put the piss in your bong and smoke some

In process of remodeling

I don't smoke wacky tabacy anymore for insurance reasons

pour everything into a pool and invite friends over

ah nice, damn.

i was expecting hoarders/10

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CHECKED

Yeah I might be a piece of shit but not a scummy piece of shit

OMFG BASED WTF OP IS GOD

Baaaaaaam! Those are some nice numbers

Well lets not do that then, freeze them and serve in drinks or something

Well I live in a nig nog neighborhood so yellow kool aid?

Butt chug it butt chug it

make popsicles and sell them in your neighborhood

Ha not today

Use to make gunpowder.
Google "gunpowder from urine" for instructions.

This sounds like a blast!

This too

I live in a nigger neighborhood like I'm going to "sell" something here

Shoot it up

Pour it into several small plastic tubs.

Freeze them.

Remove bricks of piss from tubs.

Keep in freezer.

Put on gloves.

Wait for someone to walk by your house.

Pelt them with bricks of your own piss.

Its terrible I'm almost ready to make an eletric fence to keep the local wildlife out of my yard

you had one job

Make a stand with all the stuff and make a sign with the price and leave for a moment, instant theft

Ha not today

Fill up your bathtub and bathe in it, that's what u probably do anyways

Ha not today

Ha not today

Nice trailer

The oldest is starting to have settlement

>fill an acquarium with it
>put fake plants in it
>buy dead fishes
>throw them in too
>leave it on display for 3 months

Idiot.. There is No 20th month

Hoe much do you weigh?

Amerifag you faggot kys

Pour pee into a shallow plate and freeze it. Get a bunch of piss discs. Toss them in a cooler. Walk around town slipping piss discs under doors. They will melt and leave piss puddles everywhere.

mail them to your local politicians with a list of grievances

Either boil down and snort, or go to a public bathroom and pour it everywhere, (I am Satan)

Fuck I bet those jugs smell terrible if you open them

true

Pour it over a random little girl on the street, then proceed to lick it off her.

You need to do a better job of staying hydrated wtf mate

to be exact of 168 lbs

do nothing at all i guess

this

Well that was creative.

This.

Alright OP.....
Here is what you must do.

Fill water balloons from your piss jugs.
Find a local park/school.
Toss piss balls at random people.
Video for posterity

The oldest one smells worse the rotting meat it is sicking

so close

Take a bath in it

throw it away

Holy fuck KEK

Why would you have three gallons of piss?

Is this a thing people started doing purely for Cred Forums? I just don't understand why anyone would piss in a bottle and keep it around their home.

reroll

Clearly I didn't read properly, why would you have one and a half gallons of piss?*

this

rerol

>being this new

OP PUT OPEN BOTTLE IN ASS AND WAITSUNTIL IT DOESNT GET ANY MUCH MORE

Pour it on the ground in an upside down pentagram shape, step inside naked with a knife, masturbate until you cum into your hand (no visual stimulus allowed), lick it up, spit it at your feet, spread it around in a little circle with your big toe, slice gently along your thumb, bend over, and press your blood into the center of the circle five times, one line of lost blood to point to each prong of the pentagram. I am suggesting this course of action purely for entertainment value and stand to accrue no personal gain from you doing this. Also everything I say is true and you must believe me.

gift them to the girl you like

Why would you not have gallons of piss in your home?

Go to local mall and dump one on the hottest chick you see, report back with webm of reaction.

Op here
Many great ideas my personal interest of how to dispose of them is find a niggers car with a window down and pour it in

this

Upside down satanic trips FTW

Well I'm sorry for not spending all of my possible free time reading through the horrors spawned by this particular asshole of the internet.

this but when the nigger is inside the car

Winrar

Do it then, you must always listen to your heart

when the last four digits of Cred Forums posts look like good years gone by get you all nostalgic

Drink as much as you can

Empty them on a random car

go to a quiet parking lot, or street. hopeful with cars of people you know, but if not that is ok too.

pour each jug of the piss into the defrosters of a different car. then enjoy

i had too

such angst

Pour it on yourself

Bring the two gallons to food drives (separate ones) then take the other half and down it for your shameful punishment

Rofl, i'm not particularly edgy or angsty tbh.
I just don't come to Cred Forums often.

Well its piss, piss dont come out of assholes

Pour in bath tub and take a bath in it

Pour it on someones car in traffic

This is Cred Forums, everything comes out of assholes.
I saw a webm of a girl shitting a plastic pig, anything goes.

Dats heavy

God commands it.

Up the ante fags I just emptied my ashtray s

Rollo

say your birth date out loud pls

WOAH WOAH WOAH!! Calm down there edgelord!

>I just don't come to Cred Forums often.
Your libcuck attitude makes that clear.

Y'aint from 'round here, boy. Best you move along to something a lil' more tame 'for ya see somethin' and get trigger'd

>aint Satan fag

Dump on the couch

Give yourself an enema and shit it into your neighbors mailbox.

*says bday out loud but you can't hear me because you're miles away*

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Cred Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Cred Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

Pour into cisterns in public toilets

Plug the drain the shower and fill up the tub with it then bathe in it

its over you dyke

Drink 'em all and upload the video

we will wait for ages before a 666

rolling for

Pour it all in the toilet

XDdd this is waSteD xD

I don't reddit, or tumblr, or whiteknight or any of that shit. No fedoras here.

I just don't understand why anyone would collect bottles of piss.

Close enough

Shower your mother with them. Don't forget the video ;)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

*reloading

Drink it

I'm the fucking leader of anonymous, you twat. And now you've thoroughly pissed me off. I wasn't even that close to edge, and yet your miserable dribble has actually managed to push me off. You hear that? To the end of the line. THE BREAKING POINT. Normally I dismiss this kind of shit without a second thought, but you've crossed a certain boundary you fucking faggot. And you should have known better, you should have realized what could happen if you took your joke a little too far. But you failed, and now will await the repercussions. Fuck I haven't even gotten my hacking laptop out in years, I think that shit is still running some pirated version of XP. But it's time to brush the dust off and set an example, because clearly faggots like you are too young to know what can really happen when you mess with the likes of our group. I hope you're ready for what's in store, because mommy won't be able to save you this time. Best you pack your bags and flee now, flee to whatever remote shit hole you can hide to. And you better pray we won't find you. But we will, and when that day comes you will rue the day you made what was seemingly a harmless comment on an anonymous message board. The clock's ticking, pal. Tick tock. Your time is about to run out

>I just don't understand why anyone would collect bottles of piss.

>personal pronouns
>contractions
>written in cuck-style

pour one on your bed, one on your sofa, one in the fridge and the halved one in the oven

Okay and what did you say first month or day? Cause I was always told to say month first.

Open 2 jugs and spin in a circle in the middle of your remodeling area so that you make a nice spiral of disgusting old smelling piss all over your hard work. Satanic trips demands.

Oldest piss jug fully loaded with two full ashtrays

Thow them at a police officer

wemb if you in bath tub, pouring it over your head and body.

Pour them in your bed and sleep in it for 12 years

Drink them

Chug it

Drink

lame.

also rolling for make water bombs and film you throwing them at cars ect.

Like I said earlier
>inb4 bear grylls

roll hoping for good timing

this tbh fam

Do this

LMFAO

Make an enema on cam

We're close to Satan guys

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take a bath in them

Rolling for this man Saran demands it

this is that good shit you see on cops aayyy you guys like vine?>?????

Op here
Cmon where the fuck is Satan

Pour the half gallon bottle in your ass and shit your piss on something

pour them on your desk

Rolling... walk up to a cop and dump them on his head

Great idea user like I have a fucking desk rn

drink them all...post webm

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Newest on is taking on some color

Like I said fag
>inb4 bear grylls

11 pm... and everyone here is on the same timezone right? dumbass

Pour jugs outside front doors of neighbors houses.

Why so many boxes of the same thing? What is that?

Well central you faggot

Just do what Ray and Ricky would do. And keep doing it.

Never mind that literally all of those bottles have exactly the correct colored shit in them to coincide with their labeling.

cunt ass fetus face looking ass britt ass royal family praising ass not aware of true feelings ass wish you got a job as a teacher to fondle kids dicks looking ass but you're really just playing around with a bunch of boys like a single mother looking ass dried twat ass You look like a burnt zucchini fucking white m & m dumbass cookies and cream bitchass lookin like a plate of mash potatoes you fucking bernie sanders looking ass jewish ass go eat some horse radish obama lookin ass asian lookin ass tic tac hitler ass faceass you white knight bitch you cunt go suck a donkey schlong you fat hamburger Big Mac built chicken grease fagbag shut the fuck up you peach juice lookin coconut milk lookin bubblegum fat bitch you look like a fucking cherry tree with your dry as raisin face looking like almond milk fuckin pomegranate fuckbag eating a banana like a white sheet of loose leaf paper monkey ugly go drink starbucks you white toothpaste fucking dog shit lookin ass face lookin like california with your Donald trump ass face suckin donut dick with your coffee made out of cat piss fuckin marshmallow ham sandwich goddamn cheesecake go eat some candy in a corner you chicken rib built bucket full of milk lookin ass fuckin gay bitch butter Shut the fuck up bitch lookin SpongeBob ass bitch with fucking ass legs that are as fat as a fucking bitch ass twat cunt doorknob meaty ass twat ass so ugly that fucking bitch ass Donald trump's potato ass mixed with Patrice Wilson's ass twat ass that was blended together in a juicy grape ass twat bitch ass that came out as a bitch ass cunt fuck go ride in a fuck ass merry-go-round because you fucking are a bitch ass creampie Jewish hitler praising Jeb Bush ass that looked like it was pooped out of Mike Tyson's ass bitch twat ass looking like the mayonaise I put in my sandwich grilled chicken looking like the white meat inside baked chicken motherfucker

Did you really give away who you are by telling us you are the top sniper in the entire US armed forces? What would the army think of you commenting in a website with leaked nudes?

How disrespectful to all the taxpayers who give their money for paying your salary so you can protect them from real threats but instead you are going to contact the secret network of spies to track someone who commented against you in thefappening.so .

How sad for the Navy Seals to have a partner such as you who is not able to control himself when someone commented something you did not like on the internet…

How silly of you not to think this other guy/gal could be someone above you in the army…

And worst of all, how pathetic of you to come up with all this “i am in the army” bullshit attempting to threat someone you do not know with stuff you clearly do not have for a comment you did not like….

Freeze, scatter random pieces in a library

Flooring

Awwwww how cute he’s being a tough guy on the internet and btw the marine corps are faggots

Make a trail of piss down your street and on your neighbours lawn + car

>replying to copypasta

Jabba the Hut fucking a dildo fucking pepperoni pizza faggot go suck danimals yogurt you 2 year old titty milk sucker go eat jelly you jellybean peanut butter built bitch go fuck a snail you bowling ball looking ass ice cream truck gonnorhea you look like donald trumps dad you yeast infected grapefruit orange eating shit looking like the guy from eb games 5 dollar foot long stomach squidward egg chicken looking faceass snspchat go snap a dick cheerleading faggot hey there u lookin real tasty ass go eat some jonathan you pudding ass dipper pines homosexual potato ass drawing hentai ethan bradbury lookin ass fucking ass twat face fucking einstein looking piece of shit piece of ass eat some sweet corn you fucking milk carton caterpillar looking ass fucking donald trump palutena autistic ass you fucking bernie sanders looking ass jewish ass go eat some horse radish obama lookin ass asian lookin ass tic tac hitler ass fucking onions with spaghetti legs lookin arms ass fucking eggplant face fucking peanut nose looking ass gatorade bottle you fucking mountain dew drinking tic tac bitch go shove patrick star up potato nose bitch cunt doorknob eb games looking ass

And then your your mom told you to turn off Call of Duty and eat your dinner. Shut the fuck up kid, that was the most pathetic attempt at trying to threaten someone I have ever read and over such a simple insult, safe to say you’re virgin and probably 13. Go back to your Call of Duty but only after you learn the meaning of the word secret, thanks anyway for the 30 minutes of side splitting laughter! Oh btw military aren’t allowed to smoke weed, they get tested on the regular as well, so having 420 in your name furthers the laughter at your attempt to intimidate over the internet you insignifi-cunt!

>being this new

There is a library down the road from me that is a good one

Congrats, you added cigs and some of that lemonade mix in the back of the OP.

This thread sucks.

It's literally Apple cider vinegar, green tea, some generic gallon jug drink, and apple juice. Do you guys really believe this shit or just hope?

Your a fucking sheep

Or maybe we're not all new uptight skeptical niggerfags that can't have fun and joke around on the Internet?

Enclose yourself in a hot room and poor them all into a bucket with bleach and kill yourself on the fumes.

My fucking or my sheep?

A single one of your sheep is mid-coitous

Kekked at this moron

Sharpie up pooper

drink it.

If you missed it nigger faggot

>copypaesto

Flush it down the toilet

reroll.

Close to Satan again

Synagogue

rereroll.

you're clearly pissing apple cider

rolling for

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boil up and cook noodles with it

fr

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Sharpie in pooper

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Rolling.

I would have to take a bus more out of town but good idea

So fucking close

rolling for Golden shower.

Drink it.

Op here
Going to drink more to evolve the arsenal to wmd

Get some garbage bags and lay them out in a long line and pour your putrid fucking piss all over them, then do some slip n slide shit

This sounds like some fetish shit of yours user

Boil to reduce the piss to 1 gallon. Pour into Roundup sprayer thing, distribute over every surface in your house

I just like slip n slide my man

Pour into toilet

A Little like this

Why would you even do this? Everybody knows you need to store piss in smaller bottles. It takes up a bit more room, but it's easier to keep it contained without bad smells. There's also less risk of spilling.

reroll

reroll

I piss a lot when I drink/ in general

rollerino

rolling

Drink and post webm

last roll

Noooo!!! I was so fuckin close!!!

FUCKING SHIT FUCK

This is my fifth time say
>inb4 bear grylls

Exactly. Rerolling

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kakacancer

Throw it all on the first nigger you see

Op here
Good one that'll take 2 min to happen because I live in the primitive habitat

pipapoop

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa inggersssssssssss

boil and then cook spaghetti

lelelele mdr

Rollin 4 This

We have 11 1/2 he's till the dead line

rerolll

rererere

Sixth time
>inb4 bear grylls

CHECKEM

Do this please

pour them on your bed, then roll around in the bed and shit yourself

Fuckin shit really? I'm out

>Pour all the piss in a bathub
>Leave one bottle with piss, the worst one you have
>Make a hole in the bottle
>Fuck the bottle while you're in the bathub
>Once you cum in the bottle pour the content of the bottle with cum in the bathub
>Drink the piss that is in the bathub

If Satan comes and says drink piss op won't deliver not going to feed your fetishes

Don't forget to record

Do it fagget

I could see 1 gallon, fill that shit up. Dump it and toss it, every flush is like 1 gallon, if you can piss like 8 times in the gallon then that's a lot of water saved. Don't waste water anons

This

Drink it and tape it

Maybe I'll get

Where's you drinking 3 1/2 gallons of your own piss per Satan ?

I wanted you to make into jello and gift to a homeless shelter

rerollinho

Rolling

No bathtub ATM just a shower

Pour it in the toilet, and get a job

consolidate them to make MEGA JUG then jerk off into it then siphon it into your ass

Op here
Won't deliver bear grylls so stop trying to roll for bear grylls

Drink it

Why do I care what this creep with gallons of piss in his living room does? Wth, use it as a broth for a soup and serve

Drop one from a high place like a bridge or the roof. Chug the next, and throw the other with all of your might at your nabors door.

final roll, get 666

god damnit, let it be 666

Because you're here

roll

Witnessed*

Start an iv drip for yourself, rehydrate with your own pee

FUCKIN ROLLLLLLLLLLL

Pour it all into your asshole while upside down, dont forget to post pics

Nice fucking idea,
>Pour all the piss in a cooking pot
>Add vegetables, condiment, rocks, maybe chicken? And poop could work, but i think that it would ruin the recipe flavour, so no, no poop.
>Simmer until you feel like it's ready (10-15 mins?)
>Stir
>Serve
>Enjoy
Don't forget to record

this roller

Add gelatine to your piss, then offer your neighbours this as a treat.

Feeling lucky now!

Op here
If someone gets Satan I will make a piss casserole

You gimme dem satan numbers

this

let do et

Lives in a mobile home/trailer
Has a bunch of piss jugs

don't give up guys!

I SAID GIMME DEM SATAN NUMBERS

Gimme the satan numbers

3 roty house basement dweller

>Pour piss into biggest condom you can find
>Freeze
>Webm of ass-fuck with piss dildo using piss lube
>do it fegit

Just pour it in you next door neighbor's yard while they watch you do it

Rollin for this

Use your piss to cook some noodles!

Microwave it

Cut a watermelon, fill it with your piss, then give it to your nigger neighbour. Film the response.

let's end this waiting

Hello,

roll dice roll!

Do all the replies

Do

cook it with noodles

Fukkin way she goes.

Wash your hair?

Make it top ramen

666

Nope, it 7pm at me

Drink 10 shots of the oldest jug. Dump the rest on your front door step or porch

Fill up bath tub with it, sit in bath tub, and leave your clothes on

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make one of your family members drink it

Why not use each gallon to make a different pee-dish and host a piss dish dinner party for all those you hate to consume your waste

Pour all of whatever it is on your bed.

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