Girlfriend thread. anons rate and tell us what they would do to them

Girlfriend thread. anons rate and tell us what they would do to them

pic related, my fiance.

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eyebrows/10

pluck them then cum on her face

She looks like a Muppet.

What are thooooooooose

>Girlfriend
>Girl

The fuck is wrong with you

0/10

Nothing, you should run away ...

NOPE
NOPE
NOPE

wtf with all these virgins, if she sucks your cock, if you fuck her regularly, and most importantly if she likes anal, then she's a keeper

Im so sorry for your loss.

Eek. What's it look like naked user? I'm intrigued.

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holy shit fix those eyebrows

I'm not really into transvestites with the fashion sense of a Czech hooker

absolutely disgusting

disgusting face/body/meal

Does she do her eyebrows with a cardboard stencil and a black spray can?

That image is essentially a jump scare.
All the shit i've seen on Cred Forums and yet this is the thing i'm gonna have trouble erasing that from my memory

Maybe she is a Butterface ,,,

Did op QQ and leave?

Really recovered nicely from getting hit with that brick in the face.

Wife

The harpoons. Man them.

I'd grab that poppy seed bun, salami and olives make myself a quick sandwich.

Tell her she's a nice girl but her eyebrows are fucked and they're bringing me down, so I have to leave her forever.

Offer her one last complimentary creampie, later send fruit basket to her house.

Move on with life alone.

Did they burn the toast or am i not recognizing what that is?

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Hideous beasts! Burn them and cleanse their DNA form the gene-pool!

>What is poppy seed?

More

plastic surgery

She ugly as fug bro. Not something you should be starting a thread with

Bump

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I'd let her suck my dick.

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reported

APOLOGIZE

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Why?

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You can put powder sugar on a turd, but it's still not a doughnut.

her cheeckbones are nice

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I'd wipe off those fucking grease smudges she thinks are eyebrows. Jesus Christ OP Freida Kahlo had better eyebrows and that bitch only had the one.

My girl

Cmon user. Let's see that snatch.

kek'd

GF.

3/10
Take to special place, shoot behind ear, put down well with others.
A good time would be had by me.

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Wife on the right
Daughter on the left (yeh i know)

>"I don't use the internet much but when I do, I browse."

Im working in Asia, I have yellow fever. This is my 13yo GF.

kek

Forgot pic

Wife on the right
Daughter on the left (yeh i know)

Do you think my girl is hot? rate?

GF

Here take this, and fix those eyebrows..

more more more

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Im2husqvarna

Put her back in the closet till Halloween

This guy

Op picture suggests this might be a troll thread.

neverthrless, here. Little sand nigger approves.

R8 or h8 or masturb8
She's 17yo

rate?

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Accepted

KeK!

Fake any girl nude/hardcore/any fetish nudify-her.com pic related.

that is a guy

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OP... I'm so sorry.

Less

>her

who is she?

>those facial lines
user, are you sure (s)he told you absolutely everything?

It's in the thread name.

Gotta be fucking fantastic.

approved

>tatoos
>dermal implant
>man face

no thanks

Just cuz you put makeup on doesn't make you a chick, I sense a cock

Explosive tips?

behind phone.. hard to say.
nice titis.
KYS

That's the perfect size, imo. Show em.

I'm rock hard thinking of titty fucking her

bet her pussy looks just like that bun

if true...
poor dude

My dweeb

Love Tats..
Her Dermal is now gone.
See other pic I posted???

That's a man.

You have beautiful sperms.

Ayo Her eyebrows look like part of that burnt bread

Another pic of her rate!!

I don't save images on chin. Fucking porn is free user, and in HD. SHOW EM! WTF with the clothed shit!

nudes?

>user with a wig
You won't fool me to sly fox you

so beautiful
bonus: knees don't look like wrinkled old man faces

You are nuts....

I do have nudes but I'm not posting.

>Inb4 fag

Beautiful she looks like she would be fun

Looks a bit fat there user, do u need a panoramic camera to fit all of her in

She looks crazy, is she fat? I think she's fat, body pic?

The bitch has a big fucking chin, and way to much glitter shit around her eyes.

>> 704706847

> KEK HE IS A MAN

why would someone buy your low quality shit when there is a free board for that? are you retarded?

T-that's a ugly male to female trap.

Honestly wouldn't surprise me at all if it was. Cut shims hair and that's what you'd have. Probably one of those hormone traps.

IDC what you say. I think she is sexy as hell. 9/10

I'd thunderpunch her in the face and donkey kick the bitch in the cunt.

Ugly ass mother fucker. Weird eyebrows and weird face. Bitch is either a man or a fucking alien.

What is a female trap

Each their own user

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lmao ugly face and oversized nips, jackpot OP

could be. traps seem to like those off the shoulder tops for some reason.

Not OP dumbass

I like the bullet hole in the middle of the chest.

Is that from the time she was shot by a sniper before she returned from the dead?

It still kind of scared me. Mostly the jump.

She removed the dermal for me.

Sorry to break it to you, but that bitch is either overdosing on heroin or is dead. Bitches pupils are fucked!

Big ole Bologna nipples that reminds him of the sandwiches momma used to make

Hit them brows with a 14 horsepower chainsaw

must be the angle. She has perfect Nips. Whatever I wont post nudes!

Anime contact desu baka gaijin kun

Please don't we have seen too much allready

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If I attached a crayon to my foot and kicked a dog... I would draw a portrait of your girlfriend on it's arse.

It's called Contact Lens you twat

Born with eyebrows intended solely to keep cum from dribbling in his eyes, and a chin designed to rest on the testicles of another guy - this doesn't surprise me at all.

Maybe she's tripping balls on shrooms.

the fuck is she doing with her eyebrows, lol....

Looks like Cheech had a shave.

Could have been worse though - could have been the bearded Chong.

> I think she is sexy as hell
>9/10
kek

Oh shit!

Once seen, cannot be unseen! Everytime user fucks her - he'll be thinking of Cheech.

*he

she is 31. What are you screwing at night?

Fag

Irony

user not understanding post and calling user a twat.

fucking twat can't say contact lenses are the cause of her semi-erect dick tho!

I'd take her to the dentist.

kek

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About a 6 to 7 /10, been with her 15yrs and got 2 kids, I'm not the deluded one here

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The dreamcatcher on the wall says she's native but that ass begs to differ.

my girlfriends ass

what do you think Cred Forums?

How did u just get the bottoms to a fat suit, that's cool

Very pretty.

Are you also a girl

In what universe

I'd jerk her dick off

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yes

That is fair. thx for the rate. She has 3 kids.

What does Cred Forums think?

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Your girls ass is bigger than your TV

ugly
crap little floppy tits
mans eyebrows
crooked teeth
again, awful tits

i am not rich in money but i am rich in ass, my friend.

very hot

almost made me jump outta my skin, well done

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well?

Thought so, u like it rough too (sex I mean she's OK)

Looks like a dirty stonerlyfe slag

flat chested
greasy hir

OP is found dead tomorrow morning... cut his wrists.. kek

me and my gf

what do you think b

I prefer my wide-screen and my girlfriend's slim butt, but each to their own

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

About right

thats not a girl/10

Strawpole

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thats actually a picture of me. i like it rough.

there is nothing appetizing about this image

Well she's wearing a cross, so she's absolutely fucking insane, so I wouldn't do anything to her.

girlfriend's on the left, what would you do to her?

Noice

Are u black

>pluck them
theyre obv drawn on with black sharpie user

my gf's best friend

I think it's pretty obious that she fucks other men

proof that its me. tanlines are a dead giveaway. this picture was hard to take haha

Manah, manah!

Are u a girl holding a dildo or do u actually have no balls

nope, just like sluts with fat arses

Damn femanon, Fresno St? Ack, but nice body. Any TITS with that timestamp?

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bro hes right where the fuck are your balls?

Didn't doubt ya tbh

strawpoll.me/11266448/r

What would you guys do?

Call her a filthy degenerate for thinking twerking is anything more than an epileptic seizure coming out of your ass.

bump

Who would ever post their gf in one of these threads. No matter how hot she is, idiots here are going to call her ugly.

Also OP your girlfriend is hammer as fuck. What the fuck is wrong with you. Who the fuck would marry her.

Any more?? she is sexy man nice job.

post moar girls

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not anymore sadly, cant afford it. different college now. but yeah since youre all so nice

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ew, i'm sorry.

i like this one better tbh but the timestamp isnt in the photo too well

Just so that you know... I would eat your pussy.

send me your gf-wife-mother-sister pics in private and let me tell you wwid with them k:tenyashaa

boner'd

Would pound that so fucking hard user

thanks that means a lot.

kek

Ok femanon, you're hot as shit. It's pretty clear you take care of yourself, which is appreciated, SO many don't! Spread vagoo? and do you like and kink?

thanks

She's adorable, you did well

wow being nice does pay off
gonna try this more often

You are welcome!!!
Just wanted you to know that I would be very willing to have my head between your legs. Only because I am a gentleman.

cant. below the belt belongs to my lovely girlfriend (the ass that is bigger than the tv is my girlfriend up there ) she lets me post but not there. that is hers and i gotta respect it

my body is like music. its for everyone.

Why the fuck would anyone post a pic of their fiance

Oh I apologize femanon, didn't realize you were a carpet muncher. I'm sure she enjoys herself down there. You really have a tremendous body, though most redheads tend to taste a bit bitter, which has always annoyed me.

Please come for a private concert in Denver ;).

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eyebrows of freedom

Hey I am a red head! my girl says my cock is delicious!

Need a femanon opinion about
strawpoll.me/11266448/r

eewww what the fuck is this thing

hold on i need my reading glasses. why the fuck do you only have single cell sized testicles?!

post-trap

I was talking about women, faggot! I would have no clue if a redheads cum tastes different than normal, ginger. Try to follow along, fuckstick.

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>strawpoll.me/11266448/r
voted, but my opinion is biased. I like thiiiick women

she hasa ventriloquist dummy jaw

So you have only tried normal non ginger cum?

them fat fingers in the pic aint yours

She isn't flat chested my friend

nigger detected

kek

NO BALLS LOOKIN ASS

like her just seen a ghost hairstyle
but her childs body is a turn off

Your cock ate your balls and grew large.

nah its just the angle

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By chance are you in fresno? :)

more of her from that night.

shes fat

ok fair enough, but clean those fucking nails

I cummed buckets. More faggot.

ok

bro, you can't just take any r/gonewild girl and claim her as your gf

GTFOH faggot!

oi. whats wrong with my nails?

what do you think about her?

I LOVE lactation. Only drank from 7 women tho. SO SWEET! I would bury her through the bed while drinking her sweetness!

>cheeckbones
countour*

Enjoy her until you trade up. She's only going to get chunkier. Honest truth is honest, user.

holy fuck user.

Not the femanon but I'm from Fresno too.
Fuck 559

7/10

user, you deleted your girlfriend's pic but 4 votes were tallied.
>one vote was by a black man in a white dyke's body, so it doesn't count
>subtract one of each of the highest and lowest votes to get a better average
>solid 9.5
>good job, user

>this much of a virgin

I am in fact

so true, my cousin had a similar body type. Now she is a whale

she's adorable

Fag

Any chance of a non-nude face, femanon? Just a headshot is fine. No need for the timestamp, I know your haircut.

parties over bro, its time to go home

>Fresno

You are a liar dear femanon.

Cute and no crazy eyes/10

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idk how wise that is tbh. not to mention i hate my face

believe what you want, fam. i aint here for long.

Just a req. Highly doubt it would lead to anything. Would just like to see how attractive you are, since that body is pretty killer.

dude your girlfriend is hideous. look at those fucking eyebrows. and the fact that she is a man.

Pic related - me and my girlfriend

Oh dear.

Wwyd?

You sir, need to Breed more and counteract this inferior breed terrorism.

mlp detected.

>nice near trips tho nig.

looks like mr bean in drag trying out for steel magnolias.

Really stunning face. 9.5/10

you jelly fagget with ur lil cock ;)

you think you are so smart lol

that's all they care for

I'm on the fence, tbh. Probably would not bang.

slampig/10

For those of you women looking for a good man. Although you don't have to hide anything, a good man will never invade your privacy. He will never try to look through your text messages, personal belongings, letters, social media accounts,photographs, emails, etc. if a man does this it shows that he has a lack of confidence in you. However, even if you have done anything to make him suspicious or betray his trust, he still has no right to invade your privacy.

>Anonymous
how is it broski whats the texture of breastmilk?

Thoughts?

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i am actually femanon. and my dick is the same size as yours, ik. i paid a lot of money for it
. WAIT WAIT WAIT DONT LEAVE THIS THREAD NOBODY LEAVE ILL DO A SIDE BY SIDE

Cinnamon and...? whats your name femanon?

It's extremely thin, actually. Like water basically. It's delicious. Highly recommended.

Why on the fence?

Here's another one of my loser

Have at 'er, Cred Forums

Why you on the fence?

Good dude that's literally all that matters is what you think about the chick you're banging.

I spend my money not growing a cock and actually fucking whores like you that think they aren't what they are born like . "MUMMY IM DIFFERENT I WANNA BE LIKE A BOIIII. IT'S PROBABLY CAUSE MY DADDY FUCKED ME WHEN I WAS 3"

Because I'm not partial to redheads(bitter) and she's only marginally cute, and looks lightly chunky.

no thanks. take her back

quadded, witnessed, checked, kekd, and approved by the creator of blockatiel. I literally created that lol. You may dress me as my grace or king namefag

Wouldn't want to wake up next to that in the morning, damn.

I tried my wife's breast milk after we went out for indian food. It was really spicy. Nice quads.

More?

eww that be a ugly bitch
Those eyebrows are cancer and dont even get me started On how ugly her teeth is. Op is she inbreed?

oh my god thats so hawt, but I bet it smells like hot chinatown summertime trash. Ive had 5 redheads and they all smell similar to hot and raunchy stank.

fap

Fuck I didn't even notice it. 3rd time I think. Quints once. Never gotten more.

That isn't human OP gtfo

You described her perfectly.

that's because you fuck ugly dirty whales like that picture you liked.

cmon femminaner take a face pic, I want to give you a lady boner. Im feeling sweet.

Jesus, user. That's not trash, that's a fucking dumpster fire!

Sure why not. But just this one

We need more of this to save this thread.

Actually they all had different body types. Only one was a hamplanet, I used to go super deep on that one. Are you jelly user?

ummm dude..... did she tell you she gave you that STD you see at her skin? sorry if you learn it from here lol

oh i get it. you really dropped the BALL(s) on this one X'D what did you lose them in one of your whores? hahaha. its okay i dont have any either.

>how much did you pay for your strap on?

No argument here. Her fat helps distract from the scar in the middle of her chest, though.