Hey Cred Forums I'm talking to a girl about threesomes and gangbangs she is totally down and I'm about it...

Any hole they rub, you may stick. Jerk off b4 hand so you'll last long enough to satisfy both girls. Multitask, hands, younger, ur dick, no more than one should be resting at any time. Get 'er dun

There never is if it's done properly, 2 or 3 holes per person

*Hands, tongue, dick

Fucking autocorrect, God damn google

Only one girl, so far like 5 guys have signed up

>implying sloppy seconds isn't the best

You never ever ever go ass-to-mouth

I'm normally pretty rough with this girl, should I tone that down for group stuff?

Might be more difficult to get it up in a MMF situation. Still worth it though.

Works best if everybody takes their time. My buddy and I tag teamed my wife a few weeks ago. Instead of rushing into things, we sat on separate couches, and she went back and forth sucking our dicks for a while, until the anxiety in the room went away. Then it was all good.

I have thought about that, not sure if that would work with more that a couple guys. Might take too long

I get it, disregard previous.go ahead and finish in that pussy, everybody creampie that shit. Seen enough Maury to know she probably won't find the father

She is on the pill, I'm just trying to be courteous to everyone else

If you'll be hosting, be a good host.

Screen the guys, everyone needs a recent STI/STD test

All the guys should be level-headed, it's not easy getting rowdy assholes in-line while you're cock deep in a slut

Drinks, plenty of non-alcoholic drinks and some alcoholic. Don't want everyone getting trashed and disrespectful

FOOD - This is very important. Buy a few pizzas, throw a few bags of chips out and maybe dip?

Don't nuke it. Have fun. Blow as many loads as you can in her. Encourage others to do the same. Use the excess cum as lube and whatever leaks out, feed it to her or rub it all over her body.

FILM IT!!!!

(or at /least/ take pics)

It might seem unlikely, but this may be something your or her want to share with your kid(s) later in life.

Frankly, I'd love to have an instructional video for my daughter once she turns 18, if I were a parent.

NO. If anything, ask her if she wants more gangrape and less gangbang.

I'm seudo hosting it's at her place but I'm getting everything together. I've had some simi awkward sex and can't imagine how it will get with a ton of people

Everyone knows you mean 8 bro, Tara was a seasoned pro at 8. I'm sure daddy showed her the same kind of videos.

But if you do film it OP, come back and share with your /bros

I will for sure do what I can

I mean this with all sincerity.

STOP FUCKING OVERTHINKING IT

Awkward is a product of your own imagination. Stop imagining an awkward experience and let it fly.

Meet the guys beforehand and hang out. Grab some beers and wings.

Don't let the extra people throw you off your game.

The extra people should help your game. Especially to prove to the girl that you're a resonsible gangbang-steward.

Threebang rule number one, always have it with two of the opposite sex, as having one of your own there is gay.

ITT: Virgins talking out their asses and neckbeards without a clue trying to look cool.

I know all the guys and it will be all of our first group sex with multiple guys. I think being prepared with a game plan is reasonable

Unlucky fucktard, I have 3 kids and had more pussy than you could reasonably aspire to.

>(I'm an) Unlucky fucktard
>I have 3 kids

GAME OVER

Good luck.

I got a dollar that says you'll be on here after the fact talking about how awkward it was.

It's okay though OP, this stuff isn't for everyone.

I don't know which is funnier. Making this up to brag. Or thinking this is something brag worthy

Now get the fuck out of my chan >:^) \\

As long as everyone's into it, who cares. It's gay if dudes start doing shit to each other, but if they're all focused on drilling her to an inch of her life, how is that gay?

OP, if you guys are gentlemen, the next time she may bring a friend, her mom, little sister/cosin, you never know, you guys keep it together. Sluts no other sluts and are pretty good at bringing the freak out of others

>this is something brag worthy
No it's not. It's fun. If you aren't having fun, what the fuck are you doing with your pathetic life?

Having 3 kids is for sure not fun

Making it up? Like people dont have kids...

It's cool, she looks after them 95% of the time.

Haha, thought this, was in RE: to OP.

How should lube be done? Should everyone just slather themselves at the beggining?

At first, if lube is needed, apply and fuck.

But after that the build-up of cum in her cunt should keep things moving smoothly.

I'm pretty sure this girl can't self lubricate so it's going to be 100% needed

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Do you recommend a specific lubricant? I have been using massage and play but it gets stuck quick

KY Jelly

coconut oil. comes in a spray bottle at trader joes, smells good, no gross lube stickiness, good for the skin, best anal i've ever had.

Is that sanitary?

How old is this bitch? 60+?

Petroleum based, going to last longer but will be harder to clean up.

Water based, will not last as long, easier to clean up.

WET is a good water-based lube. Not a lot of shit in it to aggravate her lady bits.

Yeah, won't do any harm. Just a bitch to clean up.

She is 20, she can kinda self lube but has a super outie pussy and the lips don't seem to get lubricated well

post tits

I can try to get some real quick I think she is in class though

That makes my dick sad.

But yeah, throw some lube on your cock at the start (assuming your first in) and fughet about it.

After you finish, the leftover lube and creampie should be more than enough for the next guy.

And the process repeats, every guy won't need lube.

You all need to blow every load deep in her womb and everything will go smoothly.

Cleanup isn't that hard. You don't even need that much of it. It's absorbed into the skin. Professional massage therapists use it.

Try jerking off with it and you'll see what I mean.

We were going to try and bukakke. Is a lube station out of the question?

Post info, I want her after you're done.

user is overzealous.

user uses too much.

user is very messy.

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PUT YOUR DICK AWAY FAGGOT

How many ddicks do you think shes taken before she thought ok time to get railed by groups of dudes. More than likely she's been getting fucked since she was 10 or so by dad or uncle.

Ask her if she'd be into dressing up like a schoolgirl and having you guys be her daddy and his friends or some such. It'll probably get her pussy super fucking wet

Apparently only like 2, but two of my friends have fucked her so who knows. She said she uses to only fuck girls

Bukkake is a waste of time your first go round.

Odds are your timing will be way off and it won't be anything like you see in pornos.

If bukkake interest you, do a regular GB first and play it by ear.

If you all perform well around each other, switch it up and try to blow a load on her face while she's being DP'd/TP'd or something.

If timing and popping isn't an issue, next time maybe give it a shot.

Bukkake isn't infallible and relies on good chemistry between everyone involved.

All it takes is one triggershy faggot to ruin it for everyone else.

I like the Daddy his his friends playing poker scenario. Dad runs out of money and bids his daughter. When the bitch gets gang railed daddy gets in on the action.

We got a bukkake expert over here...

He has some good points I could see some issues with timing coming up

probably best if you do a poo beforehand op, you don't want to crap all over the place due to gangbang related orgasm crapping

Wear a condom. STDs are running more rampant than people like to believe. Even if you have no symptoms, shit's in the background fucking you up on the inside. All the while, you're spreading the disease.

Yeah imma shit and all that, should I shave and stuff? Perhaps bleach my asshole

Not to mention when Leroy wants to shove it up his ass.

Damn good scenario.

Or daddy and his friends come back from the bar and gang fuck daughter in minions pajamas.

At least one of you should say take that fucking shit, while the others hold her arms out

pubus, yes

asshole, no

ever heard of swamp ass? yeah, nothx

I think a friend ND I will just dp her tonight and go from there

this toostuff happens

don't do this, because that would make it easier for leroy

if you shave your arse it will become more like a boipucci, and when leroy is in full rutting mode he could easily mistake your pooper for a female pooper

I've been thinking of bleaching my ass for a while now. This seems like a good excuse

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Make sure she has a safe word.
This actually worked really well for me. Ive been married for 3 years and my wife and I have bee members of the rave scene for a while.
We got some really good acid and a couple mollys and had a pool party. Me and my buddys wife were all super wacked. My wife was wearing her little victoria secret bikini and my buddys wife was in a little skimpy sundress with a bikini under it. We all drop a hit of acid and about an hour later I put Molly in marshmellows and we all ate them. Soon shit went wild. We all were in the pool floating and watching the leaves move all crazy when my wife and my buddys hop out the pool. I go inside and see whats going on because the acid was making me feel alone when she left. I go inside and they are both rubbing that green aloe shot all over them and only wearing their bikini bottoms. I went to get my homie outside in the pool to make sure it was cool.
We both dried off and cane inside. I went upstairs to change and my wife came running upstairs and droppedto her knees to start sucking me off.
Our friends started up the stairs and she never shut the door. My boys wife came in the room and sat on the bed while I got my cock swallowed watching. My other two boys cane up stairs hearing all the commotion. So there I am getting my dick polished while 5 people watch. My boys girl started rubbing her pussy and her dude started undressing her.
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Now my wife, my boys girl, my boy and our other 2 friends are all in my bedroom. My wife was reluctant to do any of this but I told her use the safeword which was pasta is it became too intense.
My friend Chris sits behind my wife and is starting to rub her exposed breasts. Im so fucked up I dont stop him. She puts her hand behind her searching for his cock while still choking on my dick. My boys girl Sarah is fully naked and has an amazing set of tits and a bald pussy.
She must do this alot because she was already sucking her dudes cock...
More?

What city?

Shaving your asshole and/or bleaching it is more of a treat for the guys that will be fucking your ass.

If you want to keep your butt cherry, keep it nice and bushy.

>Newfag can't green text

shut up neckbeard, it wasn't intended to be a greentext. As evidenced by their writing style, which is miles ahead of your typical Cred Forumstard

it would give me more pleasure to know a girl is willing to go through my foggy hairy anal forest than to offer her a cleanly shaven and bleached star

>My boys girl Sarah is fully naked and has an amazing set of tits and a bald pussy.

such amazing writing

mom's spaghetti

>his writing style

This isn't English class. I could give a fuck about his writhing style

Ok, so bleach your butthole and standby to have your brown eye opened wide.

threesomes are for faggots and betas

>I'm insecure about my sexuality
>those who aren't make me uneasy
>I can't help but ridicule those who are sexually promiscuous

kill your self