Virgin Thread

pic?

Was the same way. Then i practised on fat chicks.
>now i fuck fat chicks

cant you just go back there?

>20
>Phimosis (And possibly other shit wrong my dick) and general awkwardness

I really gotta sort that phimosis out. What's it feel like to cum? I hope I manage it one day.

I've met dudes that love it but don't care for intimate relationships

Honorably discharged

>19
>Religious fag
Me and GF are waiting to get married.

yeah, i have some standards, honestly even as desperate as i am i wont go that low

nah, but i got a baby face and some acne that just wont go away

>24
>idk why i am prolly retarded

Why? Fat chicks feel great

24
I'm too autistic and socially awkward for anyone to ever be interested in me. While it pains me slightly that I'm still a virgin, having sex just so that I can say that I'm not a virgin have absolutely zero appeal to me. Guess I'm waiting for the "right one", what a fucking joke.

dont think you know what that means

17

Cause my best chance at fucking a girl is by being friends with them first but i fucked up that plan by actually dating one of them, who turned out to be never available to meet up and so fucked up my chances with the others who are also her friends

Dafuck, everyone is 24 here ?
I'm also a 24 yo virginfag...

>32
> have really bad Crohn's, had a colectomy at 10, have had a colostomy bag ever since, which girls only find mildly attractive

28. Super low self esteem in school, always spilling the spaghetti at university, now in a job with maybe 1% women.

i just dont find them hot at all, not really worried about if they feel good or not just dont look appealing at all

>another 24yo fag
>i can't speak with gils face to face
>tinder good
>any im good
>in person fuck up

>lack of trying
are you me?

That's the point you see. You won't get in your head about not being good enough and shit.

I mean i've fucked skinny chicks too
>just like the big onces now

> 39
> Talk to human once or twice per year.

19
Just kinda slid into complacency with being single. Not much more to it.

Haha. to live in the days of the interwebz, and not being able to get laid. Tinder, craigslist, dating sites. Even prostitutes. I mean, if i was 28 years old and still a virgin, i would pay a hooker. I would pay several hookers actually. Or kill myself. I mean. Wow. Sex is lyfe

I see your point, but im not willing to fuck them even for confidence, not to mention its not really confidence i need its just i have extremely bad anxiety and i worry about girls judging me too much to the point where i dont bother even trying

Some porn holds artistic value that I like, but it's kind of rare.
Some hentai can tell a complex story only fully explorable in explicit fashion, for example.

And then there are things like visual novels which almost all have something pornographic to them, but the romantic elements kind of push me off of those.

>17
>I was kinda shy last year, not that good looking, short, I am currently wheeling a gril tho so who knows what will happen.

23, almost 24
I've probably had the chance to get laid while I was in college but could never stay out much, was commuting so it made it difficult as well. Plus I'm probably 6/10 looks wise. I've been losing weight and working though so I'll probably have sec in November, hopefully on my birthday at least. Most I've done is finger a friend of mine in a car.

Almost like doing hardcore drugs not quite though

>43
>It's complicated

Almost the same as me except I'm tall and we broke up last week. Make the move while you can user...

Yes I believe so. The term asexual is stupid as fuck. When I was "asexual" I just hadn't found a girl who could talk about something other than herself. Most younger women are extremely shallow, once you get older you may find a couple good ones but that's still rare.

19
I kind of went a bit crazy in the last few years and did some stuff I regretted so I declared myself a born again virgin and started again

>22
Honestly have no idea, only ever had 1 girlfriend my entire life so max we've done was kissing and groping.
This was recently too, before we could go any further the bitch did a 180º so I had to break up with her.
Now I'm back to not trying and spending all my days at home, it was the same before except I was a bit more social.

Are you a virgin because you are so edgy that it cut off your dick?

Grandmaster only 22 more years until I reach your level

>18
>pregnancy scare
>dated a couple of girls but only make out, nothing serious

>20
>i don't really know why and it's the worst feel ever

22
Should have gotten laid plenty but always pussy out at the crucial moments
Momma says im waiting for the right girl, I just think im a pussy, need the girl to basically rape me cos I cant make the "big" step myself

It gets easier, trust me, much easier.

19
I rarely go out except to work and don't talk to many girls in my area. Being in a small town doesn't help either

Prepare for disappointment.

Exactly the same here on every point, though i have been getting gains the last 6 months

>18
>pretty good looking, but my personality fucks me over and my standards are too high

24

Dick size insecurity led to giving up at like 17.

>22
>insecurity about my uncut small (to me at least) dick

I dont think I'll get over that. I was in a relationship from age 14 to 19 where I always tried to initiate things, but pussed out. It ruined everything after the fact especially when I tried to express my feelings for a girl. So basically justbetathings.jpg

All I want is a girl like in my picture.

we are all betafaggots

28
I have stopped giving a single fuck like 4 years ago.

>22
>don't care

>17
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>21
>had sex a few times
>never had a real girlfriend
>fuck it mane

>22
>got fk over by my crush
>now I don't trust any girls

north african fag
living in muslim country "only by the name"
I will have my financial accounting license next year

almost of all students in my university has sexual experience both but rarely a vaginal penetration, most frequently blowjobs and handjobs kisses and highest goals anal penetration none further.

i look fat 96kg 1.78m pretty face very social good discussion skills ex NEET I have no will or determination

tell me how i could get a pussy?

>16
> been major fuckboy since 13 and like the chase with sluts
>fucked 15 girls

17, because i don't try very hard to get laid and i just haven't went all the way with anyone I've been with

>25
>short, not exactly good looking, simply stopped trying

24

I always had a lot of attention from girls growing up but I had anxiety issues and eventually gave up with doing anything. I became a hermit and have barely left the house in the last 4 years.

I don't even care that much. I'm not desperate for anything, even though my libido is high.

Pretty weird.

>30
>Not a virgin, but haven't had sex in 10 years
>Feel like a virgin again, sometimes...
>killme.png

20, very low self-esteem. For my entire life, the way of coping with stress has been to bite my nails and that has become such a big psychological problem for me that I am afraid of talking to girls, because if they happen to like me, after some time they will notice this and I will be deeply embarrassed. This is only one of many reasons for low self-esteem, but I have been able to cope with the others to some extent - apart from this one.

Thanks guys. This thread really cheered me up. Was having a shitty day but now i feel great compared to all you losers.

Im gonna take my above average dick and have a good rest of my day, ill think of yall while fuckin my gf tonight.

Oh you should all kill yourselves.

Thanks again!

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>19
>super depressed and self conscious
>scared a guy will just use me then be done with me after

>Be 22
>Lost virginity at 18
>Last had sex at age 19
>Have not had a gf/sex since then

Am I an honorary virgin?

>28
>addicted to porn for 14 years
>depression and anxiety for most of my life
>too pussy to try and hit on random girls, not the best at talking to strangers either
> i'm 7 at best so nowhere near good looking for internet dating shit
>haven't made enough friends to date "a friend of a friend"
>had couple of chances but had such crippling anxiety i was too scared i'd blow in 15 seconds and get laughed at
>considering fucking a hooker

Tits or gtfo

"7 at best"

Def a 4

You only have to pretend to like them in order to fuck them.

stop masturating

i'm 23 and have the same reason. Getting laid with a hooker wouldn't solve the problem for me...

>lost virginity
>am I a virgin?

how? no family, no job? no... shopping?

20
5'3'´, kinda ugly (kill me)
Been seeing a girl, my standards are long gone, wish me luck

ok bb

23
frequent masturbation causes loss of motivation

No, but you ARE a fuckwit crybaby!

>be japanese

Mods Plesse so Much retard underage fags in here.

>19
>gf is asexual
needless to say more

momkin t3tini chi 7wya?

Then why tf are you with her?

And why tf is she dating if she's asexual?

Protip: Don't date tumblr-style crazy, bro.... That path just leads to misery and sorrow...

I said honorary virgin, cunt

uuummmmm what

20
Crippling social anxiety coupled with laziness.

29, proud kissless virgin.

>23
>Body and trust issues combined with being molested as a kid
>Get really shaky when i start to get physically intimate
>Godfuckingdammitywhycantibenormal.jpeg

21, This.

>21, kissless virgin
>Socially retarded
>Hate all things normies do so rarely socialize
>Not especially good looking
>Extremely shy
>Go to a Informatics Engineering collage so almost no girls there
>Not even trying.

You're not even past a quarter-century old... You're a sniveling, spoiled, crybaby millennial.... And you think 3 years without a gf is "honorary virgin" material....

kys, crybaby faggot.

wizard reporting in.
ever since i was 18 it felt like i was slowly missing my chance every year. now my fate is sealed.

Army didn't make you homeless. Shitty life choices and the incompetence of the VA did that. Far as the virgin thing... If the uniform didn't get you pussy, nothing will.

Fucking edgy veggie

>28
> no job
> no social life
> too much Cred Forums

what do

fucking beta's. I literally got my dick sucked twice today. BY TWO DIFFERENT CHICKS.

>19
>LDR, won't get my chance for a while.

...

I waited for the right one, waited for a girl I loved that loved me back. It was worth it, fond memories.

> 29
> I have issues talking to people because of a shitty upbringing. Despite being popular in school I never showed interest in females out of fear of the hell my family would put me through (to them it was "joking", to me it was non stop torment and being punished if I defended myself). This carried on into my twenties, because part of me feasted the same treatment from friends. I passed on a lot of opportunities out of this fear, but somehow managed to play it off as being "too cool" so people I know irl actually consider me alpha (I'm fit, not ugly and have good people skills other than my secret brainfuck).

Now I'm an adult and have come to grips with the root of my problem I have two more
> Never had sex so I worry I won't get it up. I could try viagra but what if that makes me dependent?
> That requires me to close. I've never closed with a woman, have only ever even kissed 3. I would undoubtedly fuck it up

>18 years old
>Really good looking, I've modeled

I just can't talk to women. Like I just don't know how. I can't really make them laugh. This is so frustrating.

Same here. I'm not the other guy but I'm 19 and ""asexual"". I realised recently that I would totally date someone but everyone is either a vapid cunt or just a friend to me.

Women are stupid. Literally. Dont try to entertain them just ask if they want to fuck.

New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links!
>>Enjoy!

>Just turned 18
>I had an opportunity to fuck but turned it down due to her not being attractive. I am a bit awkward but I think I will get laid in the next few months

22
Maybe because I just don't like to go out, I could have lost my virginity at the age of 17-18 but also I think I deserve more than the typical girl who likes me

>19
>Haven't made the effort

Because I value her as something more than a sex object?
Also being asexual doesnt mean you cant be in a relationship.

LDR is bullshit, lost year of life because of one and got only problems

>recently 18
>haven't made much of an effort but I get really worried sometimes that I'll be virgin outcast my entire life
>Only consolidation is not kissless

>23
>At uni the girl that everybody knows is a slut asked me to dp papers and she will do me a "favour"
>Told her no.
Also the girl i had crush rejected me a week b4 that happened

same age
same reason

Not fat not midget,, not ugly, not poor, not antisocial
wtf is wrong with me

>
>Prepare for disappointment.
You should tell that to his future wife. He's going to get off in seconds so he's fine

>18
>girls have asked for it but they were sluts so I didn't want to

27, reason being 5'2"

dude... Teach Me

checkd

Reality is, once you V's get to stick your love wand into the stinky hole, the penny will drop, the thought of sex is so much better than the actual act, which is overrated. Atleast you won't be a V anymore.

15
I repel everyone I talk to

Lost my virginity 2 months ago at 20 I have a 4 inch micropenis not alot of girth my friend got me laid to be honest because I told him I was still a virgin

>be me
>just moved out of grandparents basement
>move in with dude I've known since grade 6
>friend leaves for AT for the military
>stuck alone for 3 weeks bored af
>work all 3 weeks 1 day off a week
>he comes back start to slow down with work
>friend wants to have a party for him coming back
>throw party
>30+ people or so
>insert this girl that has 6/10 body 4/10 face big tits
>he tells me to talk to her
>talk to her for like 20 minutes
>shes ok not to big into what she has to say
>just listen and say yeah "insert comment here"
>friend comes back and starts groping this girl
>he asks if the 3 of us can have a 3 some
>"sure why not"
>ohshitimnervious.png
>go through it with 100%
>have a small dick didn't get in for like 5 minutes
>me and friend fuck this girl for 20 or so minutes
>cum super hard hit her in the face
>end

If a dude with complete social anxiety and a micropenis can do it I'm pretty sure you just have to not give a fuck and be somewhat confident

>20
>Never went to school before college, didn't have any friends and don't know how to relate to people my age
>Shitty personality
>Depression and self-esteem issues
Probably a combination of those things.

except you litteraly did nothing

nice quads, bro

>23
>had 15 different girls in bed
>managed to not have sex with any of them
>got nervous every time and couldnt get hard
>would just awkwardly make out and cuddle all night

i can talk mad game on fb and tinder but when i see them in person its full autism

why do i even live

hello me

8
My waifu just told me I have a big penis, I guess that doesn´t make me a virgin anymore

>19
>I don't really feel like a NEED a woman in my life rn

>25
>Severe psychological damage endured during childhood.
I can't have intimate relationships with anyone, including family members. While I'm certainly not good looking, I'm not ugly enough to be a kissless virgin without other reasons. I simply never figured out how to have a relationship with another person, a relationship that goes beyond the most shallow experience (talking to a cashier or something like that).
I don't have the strength to feel like a complete alien anymore. It's become unbearable lately. Pls kill me.

>23
Shit personality, added to that the fact that I don't really socialize much.

How do you speak to them online. Any tips

its easy if youre good looking basically i just hit up whoever likes my pics on facebook and instagram thats attractive lol

23 year old fag here

I just can't keep a girl intrested for more than 15 minutes, I am into medieval stuff, military stuff, I listen to medieval music and stuff like this that doesn't interest any girl

in my opinion it is worth the money for a whore here and then, don't be a virgin fag, I cant get a gf either but that doesn't mean I shouldn't fag, just go and pay a bitch and fuck her, it costs less than your wasted time on a gf

shut up little faggot

>19
>too high standards

I almost got to fuck an underage girl last year, but since I knew the bitch from chilhood it felt wrong and I backed off.
I am not really confident and/or too good looking either.

>15
>I'm to scared to try it.

Im not a virgin but the sex i had was terrible and im 100% positive ill never have sex again trust me when i say its purly luck getting laid.

22
am not a virgin

MODS MODS MODS

Heres a tip leave this site and dont come back until hate yourself

I'm and I kinda have the opposite problem. I can talk to girls just fine, over the years I found several with similar interests to mine (such as music, movies and so on). The problem in my case is that even if I'm interested in that girl I have no fucking idea how to progress from there. My mind just goes blank and I end up doing nothing at all. It's not that I'm scared, I think, but I literally don't know how to do it.

>be 79 y/o
>be from Argentina
>still virgin
>still pope tho

This site is the best way to hate yourself

So I just stay here I guess

Shit man. I have never had any luck at the online stuff. I am 33, was married for about 10 years. I travel a lot, easiest way to get laid is go outside the US. Bitches love foreign guys.

Literally just ask if they wanna go on a date or fuck either one will work thats how i did it and i was the exact same not even a year ago

Shut the fuck up. You're not asexual. If you can get horny, you're not asexual. If you can't get horny, you have a medical condition, still not asexual.

I assume you belong in the first category. You're just an idiot who thinks sex is gross and icky and other stupid shit like that. Get over it and have sex, you fucking faggot.

Na there are much eaiser ways by just living life this site is sub par on the whole being depraved thing but thats because i really dont care about anything but money and weed

Damn dude you had a pregnancy scare without even fucking?

>25
>girls with boyfriends are prone to offer me sex for being a good buddy but my disturbingly high moral compass prevented me from giving in. Also had a school slut back in high school basically throwing herself at me but I am like "I don't want your aids" because I was autistic enough to thing that having multiple sex partners will guarantee aids.

Here I am, saving money so I can call a prostitute once I hit 30.

ur a fucking midget mate

Just drop the whole scuples thing and ur good my dude why do you care about how the bf feels?

I am the 23 year old fag, well I am really social also, I have some friends which share same interests with me, history, military and stuff even though our music taste differs, I can also speak with girls and stuff but in a friendly way.

It's not that I am ugly I actually had many chances to get in a relationship but I feel like I don't want to waste time on a girl and I don't want them to get to know me better because they will think I am some weirdo, because I am one, I listen to weird music nobody listens to, I am intrested in shit nobody is intrested to, I don't like going to parties I prefer going for gym and stuff, I just don't know what I am supposed to do in a relationship because I never loved a girl so much that I would want her next to me for a long time, I am cool with the brothel whores.

this

Here's the thing. Just asking it like that seems so unreal to me, so out of this world. I know it's wierd stuff I'm saying, but there's a reason if I say I'm fucked in the brain. This crap blocked me for my whole life. And the worst thing is that once I met a girl who was very VERY similar to me, talked to her a lot, the whole evening and she probably liked me (I'm sure she didn't DISlike me), but even in that case I did what I do best: nothing at all.
I seriously want to shoot myself in the head sometimes.

> Turned 18 in August
> Been an kind of a loner all my life, now that I think back about it tho I guess there were a few opportunities just didn't realize at the time

>19
>Have no fucking clue, but probably because I'm awkward as fuck and kinda look like a huge faggot. I have friends and people like me, but some people haev called me weird, so I guess I'm a person you have to get used to. Not great for dates to say the least.

28
I am sexually unattractive. Simple as that.

>20
>personal choice
I've had the opportunity to fuck this chick after eating her out and fingering her for 30 minutes. She wanted it but I didn't so I was like "No thanks hun" then she offered a blow job but my response was still the same.

Yeah thats an akward situation but if ur good looking, girls will force a laugh once in a while

>32
>standard looks
>doctor degree & well paid job respected by society
>always the clown amongst people i am friends with
>never had a gf & sex, i really just don't care about it
>chances are i might be asexual (although i am wanking on a daily basis since the age of 5 or 6), dicksize is well above average as well, not that i'd give a fuck anyways
>life is good really when you're not dictated by your hormones :D

I feels ya

>17 (incoming "MODS")
I am very picky, I only even consider fucking virgins and the girls that wanted to fuck me in the past weren't virgins. I am a little above average looking and I have a decent sized dick but I don't like the fact of not being someone's first. I don't like being picky though.

Idk. Sounds like youre just gay dude. Stop trying or dont? Doesn't really matter were all gonna die and there is no gold behind our money

I have an absurdidly high "good guy presence, I want everyone to be happy, why can't I have a genuine normal sex with a normal girl with no guilt aspects from doing it" - motivation that keeps me from straying from my path.

I am friends with everyone but nothing more to anybody. I am doing something awfully wrong because I think I am actually a huge closet pervert who wants to get laid ASAP. It's a inner conflict wiht maintaining my status quo and giving in to desire.

That's because you're an idiot. When I was 18 I had standards too. Caused me to be a virgin until I was 24. The older you get, the better looking all sorts of girls get. I regret not drowning in pussy when I was young.

As much as I don't like fags, sometimes I wish I was a fag. It would be a billion times better than being like I am.

have fun being a virgin, virgin

31, I just don't give a fuck

go on...

That sounds gay see the world as it is there are no "good guys" and keeping every one happy is impossible cut the shit get laid

>29
>Lost my virginity at 14

23
>I hate myself
>I don't have a car and cunts love cars
>I'm not ugly (been told that actually I'm attractive) but I love rejecting people
>I'm not into cunts over 16 anymore

>Purely luck

No. It isn't.

That's the dumbest shit i've ever heard. How are u gonna be desperate with standards

rather than copy and past ill just reply and pretend I wrote all that .

The other user is right though, fucking practice girls totally takes care of that. You nut in some big bitch, even if you don't find her attractive at all, you're going to think you can get anyone. At that point, you kinda can. It's all about confidence Cred Forumsro

YO BRO, BECOME A JEW 'N CUT THAT FORESKIN

In my case for guys like myself it is all purly luck

What do ye want to knoww

Lol yea right

Aren't sociopaths usually good at manipulating people? You know, like women into having sex with them? I suspect your edge is a deterrent.

I feel like I am basically destined to be friendzoned or worst case: cucked.
But I can't really change my very nature overnight.
How about finding that special girl that only wants to be spoiled with love and affection?
How hard would that be?

>23
I'm not a virgin but can't sex right now due to an ever worsening case of genital warts with a light rash between my legs. Would go to see a specialist but broke as a joke right now. Sad part is I fuckin love sex and have had many partners, but that one bitch had to ruin my junk..
Considering a Kickstarter for the dermatologist visit to get back in the game faster. Think I should?

What a fag

Sorry for breaking it to you, but that's an illusion.

I knew it.

Confidence is key

Also learn how to green text properly

>26
>0% self-esteem
>0% confidence
>self-conscious about my body
>fear of intamacy
>fear of committment
>on top of that, i'm ugly

I want to die Cred Forums. I really fucking do

>kickstarter so you can get laid
kill yourself

This, Tumblr girls are always the fucking worst, hottest by far but it just leads to shit

Asexuality is an umbrella term for a few similar conditions.
One doesn't experience sexual attraction.
One doesn't have a libido.
One doesn't have either.
And the last has both but doesn't see them as related.

I'm not at all sure about the last one, but I'm on the first group.
A faggot is attracted to their own gender, a straight person to the opposite. I'm attracted to neither.
I do masturbate on occasion...

...Though I haven't done so in a long while.

18, same. Moved into the dorms and I'm pretty sure its gonna happen soon. Have a grill on my floor whos into me.

18. Chubby+a weird guy in general

>21

I think i'm still a virgin because the 8 times i put my flaccid penis in this one girl were terrible, I guess it was porn induced ED :(

>23
>165cm
>4.5 inch micro penis
>6/10 face
>severe anxiety and depression most of my life
>6/10 gf ( my first gf )
>dating for 2 years
>getting married soon
>we both studied hard and getting good wage jobs
if i can do it , you betas can do it too

Fuck Who is this girl in op's post

oh and she is a fembot too

How did you do it?

That's a fucking sick band logo mate

>my man

>always the clown amongst people i am friends with
I hope you won't bring any of that inclination to your girl hunts.
They will mark you as incompatible for relationship and goofy.
Though they will attract likeminded goofy girls to you that are easy to get.
So easy that they don't mind sex with whoever.

try lowering your standards and stick with the first grill she is interested in you , don't fuck around

lol im the exact opposite.

Mostly because my rhetoric is over-the-top and doesnt play well over text

21
Not a virgin
Came here to brag

What if no grill is interested?

18
Like a year ago I decided I didn't wanna be an ugly dweed anymore, went from a 4 to like a 7.
>bowl cut turned in to styled hair
>nerd glasses turned in to like hipster glasses, you know the ones with the black frame.
>hit the gym, became fit not buff.
>only game and watch anime like a tenth of what I used to.
>Go out way more
Girls show interest but because of my lack of experience I don't notice, or when I do I just don't know what to do.
Feels bad man.jpg

don't lose hope user
mine said she had a crush on me for months but didn't show anything

Well, that's why Jesus made the gyms. Girls dig ugly guys with muscles.

There like tons of ways to counter that.
If you're ugly, work on that until you don't feel so ugly anymore.
Hell, break your limits and raise your own bar.
I know this really ugly guy who was my roommate.
He was filthy, lazy, unemployed, ugly, piece of trash human being and super autistic dumb. His only relationship up til his age of 27 was with a crippled, blind girl who gave him the boot. He now bangs prostitutes because they take the money.
Where he got the money? Loans.

The difference between this failure and you is that you know your limitations and "shortcomings". But you can change them. If your self-esteem, confidence, self-consciousness, fear of shit and commitment stand in your way of awesomeness, just cut them one by one. It's all in your head. Repeat after me: Your issues are all in your head. There are much bigger problems out there like having an inverted dick or virgins who got aids purely by eating out a pussy from strangers.

>20
had a few opportunities, but never really came together. I don't have any problems talking to women, not kissless. But I don't go out every weekend, and don't really "try" to get laid. I'm content with the fact that it will happen when it happens.

>it will happen when it happens.
Then it'll never happen, believe me. Wrong attitude, I wish I realized it much earlier.

I am 26 and it never happened.
Don't sink into my path, actively go out of your way to ENSURE IT HAPPENS.

Alright.

>Be me
>24 y/o, probably 7 or 8/10
>Broke up with gf of 1.5 years, because she drove me nuts
>Still meet up ocassionaly with her sister, 3 years younger
>She likes games,
>We finish Gears of War 1 and 2 in one marathon
>"We should continue with Gears 3 some time!"
>Agree
>Forward a month and a half,
>At Ex GF's house, playing GoW with her sister
>We're doing this shit, it's on... Almost halfway through the campaign
>Ex comes around corner
>"Still playing games?"
>Fuckyeah.bitch
>Take a break, Ex GF is going out
>Sit with parents, still interested in how I am doing
>Talk
>Get text from sister, she's taking shower real quick
>Reply with "Alright, I'll wait for you to finish"
>"Come upstairs"
>Waitwhat
>Head upstairs, hear shower running
>Looking for her, nowhere to be seen, must be in the shower
>Not entering, because privacy and shit
>Receive text "knock four times so I know it's you"

cont if interested..

>16
>fucked 2 girls
>Laughing at you virgins twice my age

You should get that looked at.
Relocate or find places of ill repute and frequent them. There has to be a bar somewhere.

>19
some months ago hot 14yr old started chatting on fb we eventually went on a date and she wanted to get frisky but morals and general beta faggotery kicked in and i didn't even make a move.

probably a good idea, otherwise you'd be on some sex offenders register by now.

I got a religious girl who was "waiting" with her future husband to fuck me. Then I told him and they split.