Waifu claiming thread

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

I dunno. I'll try and post more of my old filenames.

heyo gardy user.

Uiharu Claimed

gonna do some homework
getting pretty tired i think i will hit it early again tonight
yourself?
tomoko
if you want to play a moba so bad i can recommend HotS
its really easy to get into and fun as well

heyoooooo

yuno

store.steampowered.com/genre/Free to Play/?tab=MostPlayed

how's it going?

An Alice-u.
Wild Gardevoir appeared!

I'm just waiting for class to start. So I'm reading BTOOOM!

getting annoyed with you imitating me

You aren't wrong.
>grabs butt

>licky lick

(Rem)
I liked undertale but disliked the idea of being put together with the whole fandom. Chara is being hated by the fans for being a genocidal killer.

(Betty)
Welcome then I suppose.

I'm doing quite fine too. Listening to Gorillaz right now. I'm starting to really like the concept as well as the music they compose.

(tsunyun)
No problem, I mean I don't like talking about it simply because... well everyone thinks I'm some SJW cuck, which I avoid to become

and ya, I don't plan to sex a kid. That's gross..

Name your images you lazy nigger

Hello everyone.

they are one of the few hip hop groups I actually enjoy. they have a really nice sound.

Going pretty well, I'm having a better than average day today.
A wild Shiro/Zangoose/Mew/Duck
quack!

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how is it going?
what class do you have now, or soon i guess?
haha yea you better not visit tumblr, i honestly dont give a fuck as long as you dont rub it in my face. to each his own
>has a child waifu
perhaps you need to rethink your teaching ideas

that's great to hear.

youtube.com/watch?v=a-GqSWsISVs

So hows everyone doing?

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>tender hugs

Yay!

Roll for your shitposting superpower:

0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.

2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.

4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.

6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.

8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.

Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.

she's definitely cute, that's for sure.

Quack? And nope, I'm actually Absol.
I'm doing okay. Nice gif.

Hey guys. SHIT posters gone?

Hilda, of course

i dont space after i tag a post
that user has actually saved the random numbers i put believe it or not
sitting and watching thread. homework for you?

I'll just pass out.

Top tier waifu, you have good taste.

cunt
dont come back here ever again

Claiming Felix

Missed the bus for school and I don't have anyone to give me a ride

Probably gonna take a nap or something after I make lunch

Claiming best girl

roll

youtube.com/watch?v=1cvP8fPOPWE

Aye, it's great! How are you?
I FORGOT! NOOOOOO
(I was trying to communicate in duck)

I know! I never cared much about music but they have so much good music. Usually there are like 2-3 tracks I like on one album. But Gorillaz? 2-3 tracks I don't like.

Yo Garde! Welcome! How are you?

>Need to rething teaching ideas

I plan on teaching high school/college kids. So they're usually between 15 and 20. I think that's okay

You're going to bed?

It's fine. I'm not very fluent in duck.
How're you doing?

Thanks.

Why???

hope your day gets better felix user.

a bit better than usual myself, actually. feels nice.

I love music, personally. I listen to it a lot.

Human Anatomy. The lecture portions are on Tuesday/Thursday ^^

I'm fine with it for now

The only bad thing that'll happen is my parents will be mad at me for a couple hours most likely

Teah. I think so. I'm tierd.
Don't be mad, I'll be up tommorow.
Take care

best steins grill

pretty good waifu but rosa was better

yup but i cant get started
thread is distracting me
not even music is helping
luckily
ah yea then it is, you are in the clear
you up to anything?
oh thats cool, i love that
are they long? just listening to a dude talk for hours on end about that stuff must be great

hopefully not too mad. it's not like you missed school on purpose. are you in high school?

18 year old senior or college campus commuter detected. No need for mods or underage b& here. Carry on.

Oh shit, she totally is too, you're absolutely right. I didn't even mention that part when claiming her. Betty is pretty cool too, just too mean and too young looking for my taste. More for you, I guess, lol.

Aww goodnight sweetie, promise me you'll be this lovey-dovey tomorrow.
I love you

I mainly listened to vidya ost but seldom to bands. They just never had something I liked that much.

Yup, I plan on playing a bit of Final Fantasy Fates. I still haven't cleared even one of the stories.

she's all for me, user. she is mine.

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>soft hug

So what are you gonna do without League?

close thread then

Music's bretty gud.
youtube.com/watch?v=spfsdpuvUyQ

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I know fam
Took some time. How are you doing? Had a nice day?

something like this is more my speed

youtube.com/watch?v=o2ZxV7wul8A

Yeah, she's the only one that doesn't iratate the shit out of me

never heard of that
what kind of game is that?
do you really want that?
yea it was nasty, dunno why but thats the only thing i really cant stand pictures of
im okay, i think, a bit tired since i havent been sleeping that good
yourself?

GUESS WHO IT IS FAGGOTS

>head pats

Play Fate/stay night, wait for your replies and watch Youtube vids. Not much to do at around 5 in the morning.

>double headpats

yeah go do your work please

> another 3 word response

You are such a fucking downer dude. No wonder nobody talks to you. I was in a thread the other day and you asked an user what's up, they told you what they were up to, they ask you how your day is going & what you're doing etc and all you said was "sitting"

An hour and fifteen minutes, not too long and still pretty interesting

Its kind of quiet in here.

I'm doing fine, had a bad luck day. But playing my favorite game always cheers me up. Hotline Miami is so fucking good,.

Yeah, senior in high school this year

Yeah, senior this year, hopefully my last year of high school

>nibbles hair

I forgot they had a game. And it's 5 for you? Pretty fucking early. Trouble sleeping?

oh okay
yea thats okay
reminder slow thread is best thread
>Hotline Miami
yea its amazing, are you playing one or two?
the OST is the best
what happened though?

So? I still enjoy talking to him. You're the one being a downer in this situation.

cool cool. must feel good to be close to being done with high school.

MOTHERFUCKERS I WILL SLAUGHTER YOUR ANUS DO NOT TEST ME NIGGERS

so?

You're not the only one with a waifu whose pout game is on point.

Nah, I woke up at 4 for League, but the servers were down.

>boops nose

Ayooo Chara, I'm doing fine, thanks! How have you been?
Yeah, I'm still learning duck..
Been doing alright, been working hard and such. However, I got 14 hours of sleep last night... don't know how to feel about that one. How have you been?
Excellent to hear! Hope things stay this way.

Plus the prof is pretty funny and chill about me snacking in class

I guess so.

no one can outpout betty.

thank you thank you, same to you. that picture is amazing.

>Never heard of Fire Emblem
what kind of pleb are you? It's one of the biggest tactical RPGs there is. It's been around since the NES

and holy fucking shit my old cat hates and is scared of my two kittens. This is war.

I'm fine! I got two kittens. And now I'm trying to get my old cat used to the new kittens. She's scared and is hating them so far. This... is war

The first, I wanna buy the OST on Vinyl, because its so good. Its just that i get fucked in school where someone finds it funny to throw my books fo my table and shit, nothing bad really but the teacher never knows that its not me. Its always me. I'm getting used to it tho

forgot picture

Ah. I've never really listened to Queen.
youtube.com/watch?v=FejfUxUyqIs
That much sleep would kill me.
I've been better.
How're you doing today?

Kind of long and boring. Not really much to do.

UNDERFAG GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MAYBE OR ARE BETTER FOR YOU, PLEB.

I'M DOING GREAT, MIGHTY NEGRESS

Thanks! I consider it as my favorite pic.
catters always hate anything that interrupts their otherwise boring lives. These are hard fought wars... but these wars are worth winning! How's the front lines, you winning any battles?

Ah. That's how my days seem to be usually.

Booorrrrinnngg

oh thats the best, what you snacking on?
trust me
now i cant do my homework and wait
its the best
>Final Fantasy Fates
you my friend need to get your head in the game
i kinda assumed it was fire emblem but final fantasy gave some google results
is that out? if it is im going to buy it right this minute, i do believe the first has superior music although its hard to decide
oh shit that sucks man, highschool?
getting bullied is fucking shit

I beat birthright, and I'm halfway through conquest, which story are you playing?

queen is amazing. you should definitely listen to them if you like classic rock.

this is very nice.

I can see why. it's a really good choice.

this is my favorite gardevoir pic. you also might not have it.

I plan on it sometime. Problem is, I have a pretty large backlog of albums already, so I wouldn't be getting to it anytime soon.

discogs.com/sell/item/386689569
Its not really bullying because i do it back 2 times worse but they always get ME on the moment that the others throw my books on the ground.

It freaked me out! I lie down for an hour nap at 6 yesterday, and next thing I know it's 8 in the morning! I felt terrible afterwards.
Awww that's a qt!!! I didn't have that one, I'll add it to my collection, thanks!

That no fun.

You should do your homework.

Yea, too much sleep kills me like I said before.
I try to make it fun.

I know the feeling. I'm the same way with tv shows and anime.

you're welcome. I got that one years ago from a vp draw thread.

42.88 damn euros
nevermind, im way too broke for that shit
oh well, then its probably deserved
you just messing with friends or real time bully?
i know
i cant get myself to do it
fuck

right pressing al f4 now
later

Chocorooms and pocky ^^ anyway, class is starting, seeya later

Yea, I have about 100 anime on my backlog, and I'm really lazy when it comes to watching said anime.

The fight is intense, lemme tell you. My old cat is scared that and the kittens want to play

>Final Fantasy Fates

what kind of brainfart did I let off here? I'm sorry

Conquest. Chapter uhm... don't know yet, cats are having a war

chapter 15

I feel like I needed it though, the other night I only had 2 hours of sleep. Was doing my bills and wanted to finish, didn't think the lack of sleep would destroy me so much.
It certainly is a top tier pic! Just wish I could draw that well...

At least you try.

Do it!

I need more pictures.

same. it takes me forever to get through things sometimes.

yeah, I've given up on that dream myself. but it would be nice to be able to draw such great art.

what were you expecting?

Classmates friends, would never hang with them outside school, no bullying tho.
Waifu's and guns, best combination

I've been 'watching' the same series for a month or two now, only on episode 3 of 24.

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Woke up for nothing eh?
>boops mouth

forgot picture

Has old catter shown any aggression towards kittens? If not, you might try keeping them in the same room together for a few hours.
I try my hardest to draw, but there seems to be such a large gap between my goofy art and professional art.

Hello Shiro

Not really. Waking up to no League finally gives me a reason to play more Fate and be on the threads.

>tickles sides

But which is best waifu??

How're you doing?

bby come back! You make me a sad :c

>holds hands away
If I wake up, it gives me a reason to play on an alt account and lets me learn Japanese

Okay I guess, you?

>holding hands
>wew

Learn Japanese, you say? That's pretty cool.

>pokes your cheek

you're even slower than me. you poor thing.

I used to date an artist who wasn't very good. you just have to keep practicing, no matter how bad you are you'll improve if you keep doing that.

Got to run to the store, be back shortly

So how come have you guys not be banned yet ? Genuinely curious on how you manage to dodge Global 13.

older catter shows much aggression towards new kittens... well hissing only so far. They're in the same room now though, that's why I need such a long time to answer

I kinda want to. Enhances stereotype.
>pokes stomach

Mods are just fucking lazy

Only op getts banned for that
Kyouko has been risking all day making them

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he's a real american hero. and he's not even american.

hmmm, best to keep an eye on new kitten, much hissings could turn into much attackings. happened to my pupper when I was introducing her to my catter

Learning languages are too hard for me - I'm better off with crunching numbers and making things fit into the grander scheme of things.

>ruffles your hair

Rori be peaking
>nice dubs
You're right, dubs don't lie

switching to phone real fast

PISS OUT MY ASS

I'm going to to the gym, I'll see you guys in a few hours!

lol nobody wants to talk to you

kill yourself

Hey Cupcake, is Kyouko your one and only truest ship for all of eternity?

Yeah that mile run sure is tough you fat fuck

Weird, I thought all posters would at least get a warning.
Do your OPs often get banned?

Dubs speak the truth.
Still a bit weird, I remember other threads breaking rule 13 and getting wiped out of the board pretty fast.

Always peeking
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GS4Ed6-eBKc

I've been better.
See ya.

Have a nice workout!
LoL makes me barf

I know. So I'm disciplining her with... well heacy pats on the head when she hisses at the other kitten. She can hiss at me, but not at the kittens. And vice versa ofc. Kittens don't hiss at the old cat or they get a heavy pat

I hope this makes them stop hissing at least.

Of course if the old cat let's the other ones near her she gets pets.

Also, breaking global rule 13 only gives 3 day bans. So far only OP got banned.
I got banned 4 days ago too

see ya gardy

what a thing to ask! hmph!

>plays with hair
It's hard, trust me. I'm trying to learn each individual character, their pronunciations and stroke orders in both hirigana and katakana. Then we have the radicals and shit.

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I like the guys vids. The music is great and actually fits the action.

Yea, I'm pretty bad.

The bored is real.

Seems like a real toughie. How's it going so far?

>nuzzles your nise

>*nose

Fuck my spelling

>eternity

You could sleep.

Its 430pm

Hana Song

at least your waifu is cute.

So?
Indeed.

Yeah didnt really watch and im on cancerous phone so im not bothering

Its to early

I've gotten far with the stroke orders and memorizing some of the characters

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That last pic tho

Bump