Be a 25 year old virgin

>Be a 25 year old virgin
>Never kissed a girl either or even dated

So how old are you virgins?

27

27 virgin
I convinced myself that I'm better off this way.

>21
at this point I really don't care anymore, I hate women becuase my mom and I never had any friends.
I don't mind being alone since I've been pretty much alone my entire life


I have a fleshlight and it works well, not that I fap that often aynway. When I get my own place I'll just get a waifu doll, pic related
Wont be long until we have sex robots either

>tfw your work colleagues talk about sex and ask if you lost your virginity so you just lie and say yes

kek same
just through all those years at school, so happy nobody asked me who I lost it to

I take it out to a whole new level and make jokes about people who are virgins.
I die a little inside every time.

Was kissless till 18, lost v-card at 21. There's still hope, it just takes balls

>2016
>Still letting your virginity define who you are

It's just sex you autists

i sold it when i was 20, 23 now still no real gf or sex but im slowly getting there

26, except work related shit, I can't talk to girls. Also I would rate myself 4/10.

29 I already feel the arcane energies swirling around me.

lost it a year ago to my gf, I was 17

if u have a gf its nothing special at all
if u just have a one-night stand the satisfaction is greater I think

if she is also a virgin (took me FUCKING 6 months to get it done), wait, but not too long cuz you WILL reach a point when you want to break up with her cuz you are annoyed.
talk to her, say you are annoyed and its hard for you too wait that long.
a bit of bullshitting, make her feel really bad and guilty: i.e.: "i shaved every day for the last four months, but you never wanted"

she will feel guilty, the next time you meet you have sex.

you really have to say it in a way that she feels guilty. If you mess up she will think all you want is sex

22. Been kissed twice when I was v young but I don't feel like that counts because we were daft kids (like 7 or 8) Since then I've had girls that were friends but it never progressed into anything more because I'm not the best looking, not in shape and I'm club footed so I don't have too much going for me in all honesty...


feelsbadman

22

Dry spells are worse than being a virgin

1 year dry spell here, I'm thinking of getting a hooker

lol

I'm on 5 months I think.
>FeelsBadMan.jpg

I can dial up a free bitch to come over and deepthroat my cock down to the balls, and she will bring me a beer and some weed.
Fuck with me virgins

this

Have any of you already enriched yourselves with the knowledge of the arcane? Seeing and feeling nothing a mortal can experience if they've given up their purity? Do not reject the arcane gift embrace it.

Why man? Bitches dont know what they want, you just tell them.

do I still get it if I jack off 3 times a day?

Awful at talking to girls, my only interests are videogames.

truth

I'm going to specialise in pyromancy once I reach 30

Yes

>23.
>still a kiss-less virgin.
>Last year in university.
I'm giving up hope after this year.