Survival Thread! Dubs & interesting posts decides what happens

Survival Thread! Dubs & interesting posts decides what happens.
>five travelers: a swordsman, a woodcutter, a miner, and two women
>Find mountain
>Half of mountain is barren, dotted with caves, lots of ore, and home to wild goats and bears
>Other half is forested, has fresh water and berries

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One of them prefers the taste of human flesh but is waiting?

That they are

The berry side duh.

Oh fuck the miner

rolling for at leas making a crude shelter and have the women and axemen get to work

rolololol

They head on over into the forest a few hundred yards, collecting berries as they go. They reach a clearing withing the hour.

By midafternoon, the axeman has cut down a couple trees and fashioned a lean-to. The women have collected more berries

miner falls in love with the hotter woman

KEK!
>You know he eats ass like a madman

Decide to start a cult

Need to get some fire going just in case those mountain wolves come down at night. It's afternoon already :O

Miner dreams of eating his own erection while gazing at the brunette

They find this in front of their shelter. They are all afraid of insects.

The woodcutter comes out as gay and imagines having sex with the miner. He's a top.

The miner gets shot in the head by pic related.

Can the red haired woman be the Wendy's mascot?

Other female gets weirder out by some cannibalistic puns the miner makes, but no one believes her.

Yes.

Rolling for this, a midsummer nights dream on b/

The swordsman brought his Game Boy Color on the trip and takes time to play through Pokémon Gold.

Reroll.

It is now evening. Campfire is built. Woodcutter comes out as gay, swordsman is secretly bi but just nods.
Wendy is freaked out by miner's jokes.
Brunette crying from seeing huge bug.

This becomes like a manga.

Embers from the camp fire drift into the trees and start a forest fire

>let's build this fire under a tree

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A sea bear appears. Only the miner knows how to stay safe and tries to help the others so the bear doesn't get his meal.

swordman orders pepperoni pizza

Harambe falls into gorilla enclosure Nd catapults dick monsters ass

They should sleep in shifts, with everyone insisting on being with the miner for various reasons. But the miner wants to take his shift with the brunette, wendy is really against it but it gets disreguarded as jealousy because everyone else wants him apparently

The sun becomes Japan's national flag at dawn.

The brunette takes a sloppy wet shit and smears it all over her body while yelling REEEEEE

They see a strange creature in the trees and have to decide whos going to go and investigate

Miner gets beheaded by ayy lmao saucepan flying by

The miner faps furiously to this and splats the lean-to.

Wait until nightfall, kill non-woman with ax.
Repeat until only one other man left.
Shout "Don't worry... I'll save you!".
Push last other man off cliff.
Hero.
Fuck.
Many good strong children pushed from woman.
Tribe strong.
Tribe smart.
Survive.
Evolve into gods...

fin... until we develop spaceflight...

moot joins the travelers and plays the bass guitar

The swordsman chops off his own dick and gives it to the woodcutter as a present.

On it is a toucan chef.

A NUKE BLOWS IT ALL UP

Roll

The swordsman is actually a werediaper and becomes a diaper at night.

Reroll.

Roll

WINRAR

dude that's really fucking cringe....
>GG

It's based on a certain comic if you didn't know.

Miner takes night shift. Sees the sea bear. He wakes everyone up, burns any funny sombreros, and draws a sea-bear circle. As the sea-bear leaves, the moon's rays come through the leaves and the swordsman becomes a diaper.

I just know the deviant art were diaper cringe post. But as a low lvl DM I couldn't do shit with that around.
>Maybe OP can

This Creature emerges from the pond and joins our heroes.

the Jon in the Tron

The miner claims he knows a special ritual to cure werediaperism, he must take the swordsman to an isolated cave, and no one else can be around to experience the forbidden ritual
>THEN HE KILLS AND FUCKING EATS HIM

Shrek comes in and rapes everyone with tentacles that come out of his ass.

Checked! Also the creature is ghostbusters leslie jones who came to the forest to escape the haters and is sobbing.

Wendy wakes up early ti prepare a good meal, with Frosties and Chicken Nuggets for all.

reroll

the creature is the Jon in the Tron.

reroll again

The brunette is a trap.

Reroll.

I think the miner would still enjoy some delicious boipussy.... for dinner

Rerollin'

The ritual involves the brunette taking a massive shit in the swordsman/diaper. The miner takes her into the cave to do this, where he then eats the shit. The swordsman is healed.
Drawing atm

Rolling

Reroll

The ritual also resurrects Hitler.

Holy shit, unintended consequence!
>might steal this idea for freeform d&d

After indulging her diaper fetish, the brunette decides to show the boys her massive, 11-inch dick. The axeman and miner are both equally impressed, and the beginning of a bitter love triangle is formed.
Meanwhile, the swordsman goes to the pond to wash the excess shit off of him, only to find a friendly cat faery that wants to help them.

A dragon kidnaps the brunette and fucks her to death in one of the caves.

how the fuck is the miner supposed to eat anyone with this going on

Ronald McDonald appears and gets into a fight with Wendy.

roll

"STOP. WHAT THE FUCK."
Is invoked by Catron the Talking Cat, returning him to the Shadow Realm.
Also
>Post in this thread
>No image
>Gets banned for CP on Phone
Wat

AYYO LMAO

...

Hitler begins gathering sage energy from the universe to begin summoning his legion

rollin

The brunette starts to develop feelings for wendy and asks her to go for a walk with her where she will try and seduce her. The miner decides he needs to do something drastic to get back her attention, the swordsman asks the cat faery which way will lead them to treasure

A dragon appears and fucks WENDY to death

Rollin' for this.

Adam Conover appears and ruins adventuring.

Hitler gives birth to Osama Bin Laden.

Ronald McDonald, a captain of the Fourth Reich, comes to the camp and sends JonTron back to the Shadow Realms. The brunette then fucks Ronald in the ass until he dies.

roll

Wendy becomes a red head from the dicking Ronald recieved. She is now a master of tendie creation and /aco/ GF threads.

Hitler makes his way back to camp to hopefully convince the campers to breed and create a white utopia, only to attempt to an hero when he discovers his resserectors are traps homos Wear diapers and a ginger.

These characters appear as the elders of the forest, and lead the party to a hidden underground tunnel.

>Double 007
James Bond get confirms this

Miner kills and eats the axeman in the night, blames mysterious 4th reich officers

Luigi falls out of the sky, and survives a bear mauling. The party must nurse him back to health

....sexually....

A Sonic OC appears, one of the party members becomes paralyzed due to a cringe overload.

Miner is starting to droll a lot, his feast on flesh will start soon.

roll

Swordsman has to go out alone and think about stuff, cheap excuse for character development, flashbacks, etc

Miner eats axeman while no one's looking. Suddenly, a dragon takes the brunette and flies to the mountain. The miner infuses his vore powers into Wendy and convinces her to eat Ronald's corpse. She is now a tendy super-saiyan. Adam Conover shows up, but no one gives a fuck except for the swordsman.

a tribe of niggers is discovered living amidst the trees

Adam uses his TV magic to slay the dragon

Mountain turns out to be a fucking volcano

Rollit

Engineer shows up and does nothing but sit and watch.

after slaying the dragon, the surviving group enter his lair in the mountain, where they find OP sucking cocks

When I get that feelin I need sexual weegeeee

Make a tentie for Wendy to sell Tendies

Wendy goes to rescue brunette with new powers, has fallen in love with brunettes adorable girl-cock also brunettes needs a name, so give her a name.

Rolling

Luigi Crashes to earth. The swordsman, who is now gay thanks to his fetish powers, nurses Luigi back to health with his dick. Just as he cums, Adam reveals himself to be Coldsteel, who uses his magic to paralyze all the good guys!

Her name should be Frank West

Rolling for the appearance of niggers, they always cause such drama

Hitler crawls up the dragon's asshole and pilots the dragon.

What the fuck have we done
>Coldsteel touches dick tips with everyone and eats shit out of their assholes while they're helpless, but notices some spooky skellington bones in the miners shit

Brunette's name is Judi, Judi Dench

dam son, how's the miner gonna get out of this one?

Rolling for Lil Wayne being discovered living amidst the trees on bananas

He could have summoned hitler on purpose. But that'd be pretty convenient

Luigi Drowns Coldsteel in shit. He gets Wendy super pregnant.

Once Coldsteel's jinx wears off, Luigi quickly steps on him. Meanwhile, Wendy uses a chicken tendie to levitate to the dragon.

You guys better screen cap this, I think I have to go soon.

>Dragon cums on Wendy.

>Wendy gives birth
>Gorrilla appears from jungle
>drags child away
>zookeepers shoot gorrilla
>RIP Harambe

reroll

roll

The care bears arrive at the base of the mountain and open up a brothel, selling their bodies to survive.

At the Care Bear Brothel nothing is of the table.

fucking care bears

Hopefully they'll get fucked, yes.

Luigi becomes the brothel keeper

Luigi slowly becomes Waluigi from the stress of owning the brothel

Also he becomes a flaming faggot, if he wasnt before

He hires Wario a bouncer

Miner guy notice the goats are just badly drawn paintings

bump for luigi brothel

That's not an insect

scarce jumps out of the forest ad he says "hey guys scarce here."

OP Left this is now a spam thread

OP here. I'm actually just lurking on my phone atm since I'm away from my PC. If anyone else wants to take over and do the drawings, go ahead.

how long till you get back

Probably several hours. Don't worry though, I screencapped the thread with my phone so I can make a new thread tomorrow and start from where we left off.

This was a good thread.