I work in a morgue, ask me anything

I work in a morgue, ask me anything

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how many have you fucked?

zero but I touch the titties of every girl or woman that comes through here

Have you ever had anything sexual with the bodies and if yes what?

even the old ones?

I Burlington next dislike had assess dazzled sweatshops ?

see above, but for the job I have to take the clothes off that they're delivered in and redress them for viewing so I see and touch just about everything

Have you ever sucked the toe of a dead girl or linked the pussy of a dead girl

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How do feel them cold titties?

How much do you charge for body parts? It's really the only way I can indulge my desire for longpig these days.

Licked*

Have you ever like sticked a finger in the butt or pussy? I would stick my duck in her mouth

that never happens in the real world

tell us some fucked up stories

did you ever get nightmares when you first started?

why do most hot girls die?

you'd be surprised what comes out after a couple days. I don't think you'd be as into it if you did my job.

you ever take pics of the ones with nice tits

I'd stick a goose in there instead.

drowning or drugs, sometimes both

What's the youngest and oldest you've touched?

Have you ever had a tranny?

Cannibalism? I assure you - I've gotten pretty creative with sating my hunger.

it's tough because I work with a few other people, but the pic I started the thread with is OC

Have you ever see a ghost?

oldest is late 90s, youngest I don't want to say but, again, it's for the job

Fair enough. Oldest was a bit older than expected.

Late 90s. Ew.

Have you saved things like hair or fingernail clippings from you customers?

Say it faggot

How did the girl in your pic die?

What's the youngest corpse you've seen

which organ does your dick feel best within?

MOAR

Ever see dead people

You ever do anything funny like put the shoes on the wrong feet or leave a pencil up their ass or something?

after working there do you find it hard to have sex with people who are still alive

Whats the youngest corpse that came in?
You said you touch the breast of every girl or woman. Does that make you a Necro Pedo? (lel sounds like a hero class for WoW)

Any sad stories?

What's the tattoo, and did she have more?

how many times have Will Smith and Martin Lawrence busted in looking for drugs in bodies?

What's the atmosphere like in the morgue when you're working with people? Is it lighthearted and you make jokes about it or is it like, grim?

surprise me

You should try to get more pics op
Preferably spread legs or something. If others are bothering your picture taking do it before you guys close up and everyone is busy

Everyone's dead silent.

How dead is your nose? The solution they use to preserve bodies is really strong.

Dicks don't count user.

OD we guessed but they dont exactly deliver them with tox screens and shit

No not at all, it's just a job dude and the bodies don't seem human after a while

A lot but again they just kind of wash over you. Kids are really hard to deal with, and sometimes I'm a bit more affected when they come in with some personal belongings, or when they're the kind of person that nobody will mourn (homeless, etc)

dude like 70% of bodies younger than 40 have tattoos, it's universal. Lots of Chinese characters, dumb barned wire and stuff like that. Saw a girl with "Daddys Girl" written above her pussy once.

I work with a couple cool people, one of them was a doctor in Honduras but he's not 100% legal here. He tells some cool stories and he really cares about the work he does. We keep the radio on, and the owner is ok if we crack a beer or two on days that go late.

Kek

ever fucked a corpse?

Haven't actually fucked but have rubbed cock on just about every part. Once a 10/10 freshie came in and had an hour alone with her, so lubed up her cunt and hot dog in a bun until cum on titties

Once dead, are the tits hard or soft ?

Have you ever found a tiny alien inside the cockpit of an lifelike animatronic human shell?

"The galaxy is on Orion's belt"

this isn't OP

Good enough to blow a load on occasionally. Depends how old the body is and how she died. Sometimes if they're pretty fresh the titties are still warm and pliable. A shot with a hot air gun and they're warm too.

I spent a day working with a funeral home to see if it was something I can do, and I can confirm that that shit is fucking awful

Do you feel up dead little girls

Do you actually put but plugs in each body

Kek

A buddy of mine from hs worked at a funeral home for about 6 months.

Then he found out that one of the owners would arrange after hours "visitations"

He quit when he couldn't face families after he knew some pervert was alone with their loved one doing gawd knows wut.

Roll for this

How old are you? How do you know that little about the human body?

is that OC? Also moar pics of hot chicks.

Not surprised at all. Fucking interesting tho.

Dude, they not hot. They're cold.

bags of sand

Thats a hot girl. Which country are you based, mortuary user?

I got other things to do than live in a dark cave and develop a fascination for dead human body, faggot

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This isn't OP, just some lonely guy lost in fantasies so he spends all his days on Cred Forums

Inb4 nothing but sexual questio...Shit too late.

To stop anal leakage

How often do you get your dick wet on the job? Be honest.

more dead chicks please

To compare what the smell corpse ?

Just put a bag at the butt and give 'em a good squeeze.

Yeah they all died

Everyone knows that when a woman dies her tits harden like rocks. That is why you hardly ever see necrophiliacs titty fucking.

You ever received dismembered bodies or bodies in multiple pieces (car accidents, homicides, etc.) ?

Did I scare you when I got up and walked out?

does it feel weired

how does it feel when the body is dead

seen any ghosts ?

CAN BODIES BE BENT IN DIFFERENT POSSITONS LIKE DOGGY OR WHAVERER?
OR THEY SOLID RIGID?

What is the pay like? What are the hours like? How does one even start working in a morgue?

You don't need a fascination for dead bodies to know, it's a simple matter of being stupid or not stupid.

Got photos??

What's the pay like?

How often do dead people fart(release gas)? How bad is it really?

it's really not common knowledge

I would prop them up in funny poses, take selfies and then post on the internet of a profit.

And have sex with them of course.

do you get alone time with them? if so how long on average?

more deed boodys

ever titty fucked a corpse OP? be honest.

>inb4 nice try amanda.

kek

how much do you get payed?
and how can i become a mortician?

Funniest story , also is the workplace dead or livly also creepeist story

Poor duck

what's the most surprising thing a dead body has done, or produced.

what's the most surprising thing you've found in one?

what kind of lizard is this?

Tits are fat, not flesh. They stay the same.

gb2 your mudhut, Mfume.

Do you ever get bodies that smell bad or have been rotting for a while?

dazza hed choppa

It's all flesh, if not bone. Do you mean muscle?

Not bad for where I live, I made $47,000 last year

Not as often as the movies tell you, by the time we get them that's all done

There's usually at least one other person down there with me all the time

Tough question. From time to time we'll get one that changes position a bit overnight but that's about it.

We've received a few suicides that were veterans of the most recent wars, so I've been surprised by how many prosthetic limbs we get

WTF? where is OP? be quicker faggot

op is kill?

so, go on

I hope the entities of those women rape the asshole of your soul in the afterlife for all eternity that's someone's daughter you fucking creep.

Was*

Every girl I've ever buttfucked was somebody's daughter too, so...

How do you deal with coffin births? Do you check the freshly dead pregnant womb?

How often do men get angel lust after the embalming fluid?

ANSWER THESE OP PLEASE.

We won't judge. We're all perverted in some way.

I strongly believe if I saw a kid (21 or younger) come into the morgue I'd have a mental breakdown. How do you do it?

/thread

Don't answer op leave them thirsty

Sounds like user is jelly that a ideas bitch gets more attention than user gets IRL.

+1

People die, get the fuck over it

holy shit, I live in Honduras

>Angel lust

What's that? I'm scared to google it.

So did you expect yourself to be working with corpses when you were younger or did you just fail of becoming a surgeon, whatĀ“s the story user?
also what do you do on your spare time when you arenĀ“t seeing dead people?

I came here for sexy gore pics. Anyone help?

Do you wash the bodies?
What of the hair (private parts & head)? Do you shave it or shampoo it?

*dead, not "ideas"

Fuck you Carlton go dance in the corner.

How often do you and your co workers make puns about the way the people died? Like do you ever just go like "She'll never get ahead in life" because the body came in without a head?

I could only wish for a real cannibal to post here
>tfw you're infatuated with cannibalism, but will never have one love you
Fuck this cruel world:(

Whan is Lindsey Lohan and Hillary Clinton Scheduled for your table?

Good one?

Kills them himself so he already knows they're coming

hey OP pls answer my question

Guy probably has to touch titties to get them right in the funeral clothes.

You could just leave the thread instead of being a rude little prick

Dead man wood.

You do realize he probably has to, in a none creep way because bodies are dressed as per the family's wishes. So you know. Kill yourself you self-righteous dick.

Any pics OP?

well I had a cousin that died accidentally when I was a teenager so I guess on some level I came to terms with that before I started this profession, but those are definitely the ones that stick with you a lot longer than the old lady who died in her sleep at the nursing home

Specifically, wat do u do there?
Is it tough?

tell us more about this, please!

DISSECTED CHAN PART 2??

A death erection

The veterans men, that's so sad.

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how low is your mental processing power to even get the idea I was rude

Thanks for honesty OP. Regardless, it is appreciated.

Not really.

How much of a nightmare is the morbidly obese to deal with?

(OP)

can you post nudes from dead girls? closeups not necessary but appreciated

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I fucked my wife once. Cold and motionless like a corpse

What's a morgue?

did you ever have one tell you youre handsome

Under fucking rated

Pay Well?

How did she die?

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what a fucking idiot.

where your mom will be when i invade your home and stab all individuals in it.

Who?

Please post the pictures you have of nude dead girls.

yeah or when they are preforming an autopsy then usually open the chest this would require titty touching

did she die?

>dude like 70% of bodies younger than 40 have tattoos, it's universal. Lots of Chinese characters, dumb barned wire and stuff like that. Saw a girl with "Daddys Girl" written above her pussy once.

This proves that people with tattoos die younger, less then 70% of the general population below 40 have tattoos

All eternity. Thats a lot of ass fucking for girls who have never experienced sticking a dick into anything

no that would imply I have a weak stomach

Ever got in temptation to fuck a dead girl? Or, even worse, ever got in temptation to fuck a dead kid?

Genuinenly curious.

I may be wrong but i think a mortician and a coroner are two different things. One cares how you died, the other makes you pretty for your viewing.

you are legitimately retarded

I will eat you. Whats your email

BUMP FOR PHOTOS

Kek, oh you're serious.

bump niggers

donĀ“t care if bate, you sir are an idiot

If you get a promotion in the future
high access to anything and maybe allowed to work alone on the bodies
i'd say you'd make millions in good real life sex dolls just saying
Profit$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

True, selling real necrophilic videos would result in thousands of dollars, also a big fine if you get caught - not jail afaik though. Depends on the state.

BUMP NIGGERS

BUMPPP


>check trips

trips

bump for trips

>0123

>nigger

get real trips god dammit

really, it does.
go here: all the dead chicks you want, mostly real some staged.
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Are there any videos?

bump

"That is why you hardly ever see necrophiliacs titty fucking."
"see necrophiliacs titty fucking."
where do you see necros ever?

Fucking Gold. Must be saved.

kek, white knighting dead chicks

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i second this!